cried trying to find a black tie dress ubered to the tlc stolen seconds before seconds allowed degraded yourself at fashion show auditions had the wedge lady bouncer disrupt you in the Babs toilets cut or dyed your hair out of boredom and fucked it gone to the tlc just for the salad shagged on MD stolen crisps from subway picked up from mamzy k holed in a club shagged rugby turned up to brunch in Friday nights clothes chunned in public flirted with dunelm cashier not been to a formal after freshers had something stolen from the post room had the cleaner walk in on you shagging/naked gone to Newcastle just for the Waitrose viaduct walk of shame gotten with the same person as your friend made it to the stage at babs had the whole group rely on one Fixr screenshot cried whilst drunk shat where you ate cried trying to find a black tie dress ubered to the tlc stolen seconds before seconds allowed degraded yourself at fashion show auditions had the wedge lady bouncer disrupt you in the Babs toilets cut or dyed your hair out of boredom and fucked it gone to the tlc just for the salad shagged on MD stolen crisps from subway picked up from mamzy k holed in a club shagged rugby turned up to brunch in Friday nights clothes chunned in public flirted with dunelm cashier not been to a formal after freshers had something stolen from the post room had the cleaner walk in on you shagging/naked gone to Newcastle just for the Waitrose viaduct walk of shame gotten with the same person as your friend made it to the stage at babs had the whole group rely on one Fixr screenshot cried whilst drunk shat where you ate
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cried trying to find a black tie dress
ubered to the tlc
stolen seconds before seconds allowed
degraded yourself at fashion show auditions
had the wedge lady bouncer disrupt you in the Babs toilets
cut or dyed your hair out of boredom and fucked it
gone to the tlc just for the salad
shagged on MD
stolen crisps from subway
picked up from mamzy
k holed in a club
shagged rugby
turned up to brunch in Friday nights clothes
chunned in public
flirted with dunelm cashier
not been to a formal after freshers
had something stolen from the post room
had the cleaner walk in on you shagging/naked
gone to Newcastle just for the Waitrose
viaduct walk of shame
gotten with the same person as your friend
made it to the stage at babs
had the whole group rely on one Fixr screenshot
cried whilst drunk
shat where you ate
