Can’t datenoodle boysbecauserequires beingdominatedphysicallyAttracted tohappily marriedmen whoactually showup for theirchildrenWill trulynever thinkthey're goodenoughMade of20%resentmentNo.1champion ofcompletelychecking outLeavesbeforegetting leftWalks on eggshellswhenever men arearound while doingsomething you enjoyout of fear of beingbelittledSees moneyas anadequatesubstitute forattentionAttracted toany and allmen that mightdisappoint yourfatherDom inthe streetssub in thesheetsHas imaginaryfights thatresult inproving menwrongThinks menare lyingwhen theysay they likeyouHates beingcalled“good”,"innocent" or“pure”Attractedsolely toolder menWould sell rightkidney for aconsistentlypresent malefigureWould sell leftkidney for anaffectionatepeck onnose/foreheadRequiresconsistentvalidationFriendgroupCEO ofdaddy kinkEnjoyschoking alittle toomuchAttractedto maleauthorityfiguresActs out inorder todisprove the“innocent littlegirl” tropeHad crusheson all thedads youbabysat forFather’spraise >everything inthe goddamnworldDaydreamsaboutvalidationfrom oldermenCan’t datenoodle boysbecauserequires beingdominatedphysicallyAttracted tohappily marriedmen whoactually showup for theirchildrenWill trulynever thinkthey're goodenoughMade of20%resentmentNo.1champion ofcompletelychecking outLeavesbeforegetting leftWalks on eggshellswhenever men arearound while doingsomething you enjoyout of fear of beingbelittledSees moneyas anadequatesubstitute forattentionAttracted toany and allmen that mightdisappoint yourfatherDom inthe streetssub in thesheetsHas imaginaryfights thatresult inproving menwrongThinks menare lyingwhen theysay they likeyouHates beingcalled“good”,"innocent" or“pure”Attractedsolely toolder menWould sell rightkidney for aconsistentlypresent malefigureWould sell leftkidney for anaffectionatepeck onnose/foreheadRequiresconsistentvalidationFriendgroupCEO ofdaddy kinkEnjoyschoking alittle toomuchAttractedto maleauthorityfiguresActs out inorder todisprove the“innocent littlegirl” tropeHad crusheson all thedads youbabysat forFather’spraise >everything inthe goddamnworldDaydreamsaboutvalidationfrom oldermen

Daddy Issues - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can’t date noodle boys because requires being dominated physically
  2. Attracted to happily married men who actually show up for their children
  3. Will truly never think they're good enough
  4. Made of 20% resentment
  5. No.1 champion of completely checking out
  6. Leaves before getting left
  7. Walks on eggshells whenever men are around while doing something you enjoy out of fear of being belittled
  8. Sees money as an adequate substitute for attention
  9. Attracted to any and all men that might disappoint your father
  10. Dom in the streets sub in the sheets
  11. Has imaginary fights that result in proving men wrong
  12. Thinks men are lying when they say they like you
  13. Hates being called “good”, "innocent" or “pure”
  14. Attracted solely to older men
  15. Would sell right kidney for a consistently present male figure
  16. Would sell left kidney for an affectionate peck on nose/forehead
  17. Requires consistent validation
  18. Friend group CEO of daddy kink
  19. Enjoys choking a little too much
  20. Attracted to male authority figures
  21. Acts out in order to disprove the “innocent little girl” trope
  22. Had crushes on all the dads you babysat for
  23. Father’s praise > everything in the goddamn world
  24. Daydreams about validation from older men