Can’t datenoodle boysbecauserequires beingdominatedphysicallyFriendgroupCEO ofdaddy kinkAttractedto maleauthorityfiguresWould sell rightkidney for aconsistentlypresent malefigureWould sell leftkidney for anaffectionatepeck onnose/foreheadAttracted toany and allmen that mightdisappoint yourfatherFather’spraise >everything inthe goddamnworldDom inthe streetssub in thesheetsAttracted tohappily marriedmen whoactually showup for theirchildrenHad crusheson all thedads youbabysat forSees moneyas anadequatesubstitute forattentionDaydreamsaboutvalidationfrom oldermenHas imaginaryfights thatresult inproving menwrongThinks menare lyingwhen theysay they likeyouLeavesbeforegetting leftAttractedsolely toolder menMade of20%resentmentActs out inorder todisprove the“innocent littlegirl” tropeWalks on eggshellswhenever men arearound while doingsomething you enjoyout of fear of beingbelittledEnjoyschoking alittle toomuchNo.1champion ofcompletelychecking outWill trulynever thinkthey're goodenoughRequiresconsistentvalidationHates beingcalled“good”,"innocent" or“pure”Can’t datenoodle boysbecauserequires beingdominatedphysicallyFriendgroupCEO ofdaddy kinkAttractedto maleauthorityfiguresWould sell rightkidney for aconsistentlypresent malefigureWould sell leftkidney for anaffectionatepeck onnose/foreheadAttracted toany and allmen that mightdisappoint yourfatherFather’spraise >everything inthe goddamnworldDom inthe streetssub in thesheetsAttracted tohappily marriedmen whoactually showup for theirchildrenHad crusheson all thedads youbabysat forSees moneyas anadequatesubstitute forattentionDaydreamsaboutvalidationfrom oldermenHas imaginaryfights thatresult inproving menwrongThinks menare lyingwhen theysay they likeyouLeavesbeforegetting leftAttractedsolely toolder menMade of20%resentmentActs out inorder todisprove the“innocent littlegirl” tropeWalks on eggshellswhenever men arearound while doingsomething you enjoyout of fear of beingbelittledEnjoyschoking alittle toomuchNo.1champion ofcompletelychecking outWill trulynever thinkthey're goodenoughRequiresconsistentvalidationHates beingcalled“good”,"innocent" or“pure”

Daddy Issues - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can’t date noodle boys because requires being dominated physically
  2. Friend group CEO of daddy kink
  3. Attracted to male authority figures
  4. Would sell right kidney for a consistently present male figure
  5. Would sell left kidney for an affectionate peck on nose/forehead
  6. Attracted to any and all men that might disappoint your father
  7. Father’s praise > everything in the goddamn world
  8. Dom in the streets sub in the sheets
  9. Attracted to happily married men who actually show up for their children
  10. Had crushes on all the dads you babysat for
  11. Sees money as an adequate substitute for attention
  12. Daydreams about validation from older men
  13. Has imaginary fights that result in proving men wrong
  14. Thinks men are lying when they say they like you
  15. Leaves before getting left
  16. Attracted solely to older men
  17. Made of 20% resentment
  18. Acts out in order to disprove the “innocent little girl” trope
  19. Walks on eggshells whenever men are around while doing something you enjoy out of fear of being belittled
  20. Enjoys choking a little too much
  21. No.1 champion of completely checking out
  22. Will truly never think they're good enough
  23. Requires consistent validation
  24. Hates being called “good”, "innocent" or “pure”