Getting to the endof immunologyand still not reallyknowing what aninterleukin isCouldn't focusduring a lecturebecause all youcould think was"whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck"CriedinTSCHEStaring at theground andwaiting a fullminute forsomeone else tobreak the silencein Dean's LunchWaking up andrealizing that yourdreams now consistof Dr. White saying"the brain is the mostcomplex organ" overand overWatchedcourserathe morningof the iRAWatching a lectureon 2.4X or fasterand convincingyourself you'reactually learningsomethingStudiedwhile alittle (or alot) drunkFellasleepduring alab talkAccidentallyoffended astandardizedpatientThought about goingon a neur-run butdecided not tobecause you'relowkey worried LenWhite runs fasterthan youForgot to submitattendance orcouldn't submit iton time becauseliterally what arethose URLsInadvertentlymade itawkwardduring physicalexam practiceUnable to stopthinking aboutthe way Dr.Velkey says"anatomy"Got roasted byand/or madeuncomfortableeye contactwith Schmidtduring a lectureForgot aclassmate'sname likeway too latein the yearWas unsure ifsomeone wasjust a classfriend or afriend friendEither way toodrunk or way notdrunk enough atShooters (equallyunfortunate)Totally skipping akey concept whenstudying becauseit's hard and you'll"learn it later if it'simportant"Said somethingcontroversial inCDHD andimmediatelyregretted itThought agross pathologyspecimen wasjust a totallydifferent organFelt jealous whiletalking to a Fuquastudent becausethey have a)money, b) noschoolwork, andc) menFailed a testor practical(bonus pointsif anatomypractical #3)Doing the groupexam and noddingwhen everyonesays they put Aeven though youput CGetting to the endof immunologyand still not reallyknowing what aninterleukin isCouldn't focusduring a lecturebecause all youcould think was"whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck"CriedinTSCHEStaring at theground andwaiting a fullminute forsomeone else tobreak the silencein Dean's LunchWaking up andrealizing that yourdreams now consistof Dr. White saying"the brain is the mostcomplex organ" overand overWatchedcourserathe morningof the iRAWatching a lectureon 2.4X or fasterand convincingyourself you'reactually learningsomethingStudiedwhile alittle (or alot) drunkFellasleepduring alab talkAccidentallyoffended astandardizedpatientThought about goingon a neur-run butdecided not tobecause you'relowkey worried LenWhite runs fasterthan youForgot to submitattendance orcouldn't submit iton time becauseliterally what arethose URLsInadvertentlymade itawkwardduring physicalexam practiceUnable to stopthinking aboutthe way Dr.Velkey says"anatomy"Got roasted byand/or madeuncomfortableeye contactwith Schmidtduring a lectureForgot aclassmate'sname likeway too latein the yearWas unsure ifsomeone wasjust a classfriend or afriend friendEither way toodrunk or way notdrunk enough atShooters (equallyunfortunate)Totally skipping akey concept whenstudying becauseit's hard and you'll"learn it later if it'simportant"Said somethingcontroversial inCDHD andimmediatelyregretted itThought agross pathologyspecimen wasjust a totallydifferent organFelt jealous whiletalking to a Fuquastudent becausethey have a)money, b) noschoolwork, andc) menFailed a testor practical(bonus pointsif anatomypractical #3)Doing the groupexam and noddingwhen everyonesays they put Aeven though youput C

DukeMed Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Getting to the end of immunology and still not really knowing what an interleukin is
  2. Couldn't focus during a lecture because all you could think was "whatthefuck whatthefuck whatthefuck"
  3. Cried in TSCHE
  4. Staring at the ground and waiting a full minute for someone else to break the silence in Dean's Lunch
  5. Waking up and realizing that your dreams now consist of Dr. White saying "the brain is the most complex organ" over and over
  6. Watched coursera the morning of the iRA
  7. Watching a lecture on 2.4X or faster and convincing yourself you're actually learning something
  8. Studied while a little (or a lot) drunk
  9. Fell asleep during a lab talk
  10. Accidentally offended a standardized patient
  11. Thought about going on a neur-run but decided not to because you're lowkey worried Len White runs faster than you
  12. Forgot to submit attendance or couldn't submit it on time because literally what are those URLs
  13. Inadvertently made it awkward during physical exam practice
  14. Unable to stop thinking about the way Dr. Velkey says "anatomy"
  15. Got roasted by and/or made uncomfortable eye contact with Schmidt during a lecture
  16. Forgot a classmate's name like way too late in the year
  17. Was unsure if someone was just a class friend or a friend friend
  18. Either way too drunk or way not drunk enough at Shooters (equally unfortunate)
  19. Totally skipping a key concept when studying because it's hard and you'll "learn it later if it's important"
  20. Said something controversial in CDHD and immediately regretted it
  21. Thought a gross pathology specimen was just a totally different organ
  22. Felt jealous while talking to a Fuqua student because they have a) money, b) no schoolwork, and c) men
  23. Failed a test or practical (bonus points if anatomy practical #3)
  24. Doing the group exam and nodding when everyone says they put A even though you put C