have a jewishsuperioritycomplex b/cyou go toMoriahwas triggeredb/c DennisPrager wasthe Moriahspeakerconsideredleavingmoriahread torahon theanniversaryof your bmgotten swornat by one ofthe kramerchildrenhad yourseats stolenby some bmguestbeenMcDusypresidentburned yourtongue onapple cider inthe sukkahplayed inthe gameroom duringservicesate toomanysprinklecookiesQuestioned yourexistence aftersitting through aJewish FilmFestivalannouncementgone topartnershipminyan riphad to sitawkwardly nextyour parentsb/c your friendsdidn't show upheard AlanDershowitzspeak beforehe wentTrump crazyspit outkiddishfoodhad acraving forshullemonadebeen yelledat by a theblondesecurityguardsat in the zelllibraryalongside kenburger'sgroupieshad aconversationaboutegalitarianismrabbifraint gaveyour bmchargeboughtoverpricedjewelry atthe art fairbeen theonly personunder 40 atkabbalatshabbatlikedrabbisilversteinmore thanrabbi kramerwornsunglassesin thesanctuaryhave a jewishsuperioritycomplex b/cyou go toMoriahwas triggeredb/c DennisPrager wasthe Moriahspeakerconsideredleavingmoriahread torahon theanniversaryof your bmgotten swornat by one ofthe kramerchildrenhad yourseats stolenby some bmguestbeenMcDusypresidentburned yourtongue onapple cider inthe sukkahplayed inthe gameroom duringservicesate toomanysprinklecookiesQuestioned yourexistence aftersitting through aJewish FilmFestivalannouncementgone topartnershipminyan riphad to sitawkwardly nextyour parentsb/c your friendsdidn't show upheard AlanDershowitzspeak beforehe wentTrump crazyspit outkiddishfoodhad acraving forshullemonadebeen yelledat by a theblondesecurityguardsat in the zelllibraryalongside kenburger'sgroupieshad aconversationaboutegalitarianismrabbifraint gaveyour bmchargeboughtoverpricedjewelry atthe art fairbeen theonly personunder 40 atkabbalatshabbatlikedrabbisilversteinmore thanrabbi kramerwornsunglassesin thesanctuary

Moriah Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. have a jewish superiority complex b/c you go to Moriah
  2. was triggered b/c Dennis Prager was the Moriah speaker
  3. considered leaving moriah
  4. read torah on the anniversary of your bm
  5. gotten sworn at by one of the kramer children
  6. had your seats stolen by some bm guest
  7. been McDusy president
  8. burned your tongue on apple cider in the sukkah
  9. played in the game room during services
  10. ate too many sprinkle cookies
  11. Questioned your existence after sitting through a Jewish Film Festival announcement
  12. gone to partnership minyan rip
  13. had to sit awkwardly next your parents b/c your friends didn't show up
  14. heard Alan Dershowitz speak before he went Trump crazy
  15. spit out kiddish food
  16. had a craving for shul lemonade
  17. been yelled at by a the blonde security guard
  18. sat in the zell library alongside ken burger's groupies
  19. had a conversation about egalitarianism
  20. rabbi fraint gave your bm charge
  21. bought overpriced jewelry at the art fair
  22. been the only person under 40 at kabbalat shabbat
  23. liked rabbi silverstein more than rabbi kramer
  24. worn sunglasses in the sanctuary