Dumped yourchemicals inwhatever jug youwanted to afterOrgo/Chem labsForgotteneverything frombiology except forwhat asodium/potassiumpump isHad to swabyour ownasshole forMicrobio labBegged aPI to doresearchin their labCriedin PRRLovedhearing Dr. Htalk about hisdaughtersHas a pre-medfriend whodoes well inclasses withoutstudyingHad to changebecause youforgot to wearlab safeclothesUsedChegg todo all yourWebworkQuestionedyour selfworth after abad OrgogradeRealized youcan pass Orgobut can’t writemore than 2paragraphswithout cryingMade rootbeer inBioChemHad a supersmart butawkward TACrammedthe CitricAcidCycleGot a 0/10on a SiaGeneticspop quizWanted tobite intoan agargelLied to yourparentsabout agrade on anexamAlmost threwup from thesmell ofsomethinggross in labFallenasleepduring lablectureGotten aCETLtutorTaken aclass at themedicalcenterBeen roastedby Eickbushfor just askinga questionTaken a nap inthe greencarpet loungeoutsideHubblePulled an allnighter to finisha lab report youprocrastinatedonDumped yourchemicals inwhatever jug youwanted to afterOrgo/Chem labsForgotteneverything frombiology except forwhat asodium/potassiumpump isHad to swabyour ownasshole forMicrobio labBegged aPI to doresearchin their labCriedin PRRLovedhearing Dr. Htalk about hisdaughtersHas a pre-medfriend whodoes well inclasses withoutstudyingHad to changebecause youforgot to wearlab safeclothesUsedChegg todo all yourWebworkQuestionedyour selfworth after abad OrgogradeRealized youcan pass Orgobut can’t writemore than 2paragraphswithout cryingMade rootbeer inBioChemHad a supersmart butawkward TACrammedthe CitricAcidCycleGot a 0/10on a SiaGeneticspop quizWanted tobite intoan agargelLied to yourparentsabout agrade on anexamAlmost threwup from thesmell ofsomethinggross in labFallenasleepduring lablectureGotten aCETLtutorTaken aclass at themedicalcenterBeen roastedby Eickbushfor just askinga questionTaken a nap inthe greencarpet loungeoutsideHubblePulled an allnighter to finisha lab report youprocrastinatedon

UofR Bio Major Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dumped your chemicals in whatever jug you wanted to after Orgo/Chem labs
  2. Forgotten everything from biology except for what a sodium/potassium pump is
  3. Had to swab your own asshole for Microbio lab
  4. Begged a PI to do research in their lab
  5. Cried in PRR
  6. Loved hearing Dr. H talk about his daughters
  7. Has a pre-med friend who does well in classes without studying
  8. Had to change because you forgot to wear lab safe clothes
  9. Used Chegg to do all your Webwork
  10. Questioned your self worth after a bad Orgo grade
  11. Realized you can pass Orgo but can’t write more than 2 paragraphs without crying
  12. Made root beer in BioChem
  13. Had a super smart but awkward TA
  14. Crammed the Citric Acid Cycle
  15. Got a 0/10 on a Sia Genetics pop quiz
  16. Wanted to bite into an agar gel
  17. Lied to your parents about a grade on an exam
  18. Almost threw up from the smell of something gross in lab
  19. Fallen asleep during lab lecture
  20. Gotten a CETL tutor
  21. Taken a class at the medical center
  22. Been roasted by Eickbush for just asking a question
  23. Taken a nap in the green carpet lounge outside Hubble
  24. Pulled an all nighter to finish a lab report you procrastinated on