Had to swabyour ownasshole forMicrobio labHas a pre-medfriend whodoes well inclasses withoutstudyingFallenasleepduring lablectureBegged aPI to doresearchin their labGot a 0/10on a SiaGeneticspop quizForgotteneverything frombiology except forwhat asodium/potassiumpump isHad to changebecause youforgot to wearlab safeclothesCrammedthe CitricAcidCycleGotten aCETLtutorBeen roastedby Eickbushfor just askinga questionLovedhearing Dr. Htalk about hisdaughtersWanted tobite intoan agargelTaken aclass at themedicalcenterAlmost threwup from thesmell ofsomethinggross in labDumped yourchemicals inwhatever jug youwanted to afterOrgo/Chem labsUsedChegg todo all yourWebworkHad a supersmart butawkward TAPulled an allnighter to finisha lab report youprocrastinatedonCriedin PRRMade rootbeer inBioChemQuestionedyour selfworth after abad OrgogradeLied to yourparentsabout agrade on anexamTaken a nap inthe greencarpet loungeoutsideHubbleRealized youcan pass Orgobut can’t writemore than 2paragraphswithout cryingHad to swabyour ownasshole forMicrobio labHas a pre-medfriend whodoes well inclasses withoutstudyingFallenasleepduring lablectureBegged aPI to doresearchin their labGot a 0/10on a SiaGeneticspop quizForgotteneverything frombiology except forwhat asodium/potassiumpump isHad to changebecause youforgot to wearlab safeclothesCrammedthe CitricAcidCycleGotten aCETLtutorBeen roastedby Eickbushfor just askinga questionLovedhearing Dr. Htalk about hisdaughtersWanted tobite intoan agargelTaken aclass at themedicalcenterAlmost threwup from thesmell ofsomethinggross in labDumped yourchemicals inwhatever jug youwanted to afterOrgo/Chem labsUsedChegg todo all yourWebworkHad a supersmart butawkward TAPulled an allnighter to finisha lab report youprocrastinatedonCriedin PRRMade rootbeer inBioChemQuestionedyour selfworth after abad OrgogradeLied to yourparentsabout agrade on anexamTaken a nap inthe greencarpet loungeoutsideHubbleRealized youcan pass Orgobut can’t writemore than 2paragraphswithout crying

UofR Bio Major Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Had to swab your own asshole for Microbio lab
  2. Has a pre-med friend who does well in classes without studying
  3. Fallen asleep during lab lecture
  4. Begged a PI to do research in their lab
  5. Got a 0/10 on a Sia Genetics pop quiz
  6. Forgotten everything from biology except for what a sodium/potassium pump is
  7. Had to change because you forgot to wear lab safe clothes
  8. Crammed the Citric Acid Cycle
  9. Gotten a CETL tutor
  10. Been roasted by Eickbush for just asking a question
  11. Loved hearing Dr. H talk about his daughters
  12. Wanted to bite into an agar gel
  13. Taken a class at the medical center
  14. Almost threw up from the smell of something gross in lab
  15. Dumped your chemicals in whatever jug you wanted to after Orgo/Chem labs
  16. Used Chegg to do all your Webwork
  17. Had a super smart but awkward TA
  18. Pulled an all nighter to finish a lab report you procrastinated on
  19. Cried in PRR
  20. Made root beer in BioChem
  21. Questioned your self worth after a bad Orgo grade
  22. Lied to your parents about a grade on an exam
  23. Taken a nap in the green carpet lounge outside Hubble
  24. Realized you can pass Orgo but can’t write more than 2 paragraphs without crying