Realized youcan pass Orgobut can’t writemore than 2paragraphswithout cryingHad a supersmart butawkward TAFallenasleepduring lablectureHad to changebecause youforgot to wearlab safeclothesHas a pre-medfriend whodoes well inclasses withoutstudyingCrammedthe CitricAcidCycleBeen roastedby Eickbushfor just askinga questionBegged aPI to doresearchin their labGot a 0/10on a SiaGeneticspop quizForgotteneverything frombiology except forwhat asodium/potassiumpump isMade rootbeer inBioChemTaken aclass at themedicalcenterTaken a nap inthe greencarpet loungeoutsideHubbleUsedChegg todo all yourWebworkGotten aCETLtutorQuestionedyour selfworth after abad OrgogradeAlmost threwup from thesmell ofsomethinggross in labDumped yourchemicals inwhatever jug youwanted to afterOrgo/Chem labsCriedin PRRLied to yourparentsabout agrade on anexamLovedhearing Dr. Htalk about hisdaughtersWanted tobite intoan agargelPulled an allnighter to finisha lab report youprocrastinatedonHad to swabyour ownasshole forMicrobio labRealized youcan pass Orgobut can’t writemore than 2paragraphswithout cryingHad a supersmart butawkward TAFallenasleepduring lablectureHad to changebecause youforgot to wearlab safeclothesHas a pre-medfriend whodoes well inclasses withoutstudyingCrammedthe CitricAcidCycleBeen roastedby Eickbushfor just askinga questionBegged aPI to doresearchin their labGot a 0/10on a SiaGeneticspop quizForgotteneverything frombiology except forwhat asodium/potassiumpump isMade rootbeer inBioChemTaken aclass at themedicalcenterTaken a nap inthe greencarpet loungeoutsideHubbleUsedChegg todo all yourWebworkGotten aCETLtutorQuestionedyour selfworth after abad OrgogradeAlmost threwup from thesmell ofsomethinggross in labDumped yourchemicals inwhatever jug youwanted to afterOrgo/Chem labsCriedin PRRLied to yourparentsabout agrade on anexamLovedhearing Dr. Htalk about hisdaughtersWanted tobite intoan agargelPulled an allnighter to finisha lab report youprocrastinatedonHad to swabyour ownasshole forMicrobio lab

UofR Bio Major Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Realized you can pass Orgo but can’t write more than 2 paragraphs without crying
  2. Had a super smart but awkward TA
  3. Fallen asleep during lab lecture
  4. Had to change because you forgot to wear lab safe clothes
  5. Has a pre-med friend who does well in classes without studying
  6. Crammed the Citric Acid Cycle
  7. Been roasted by Eickbush for just asking a question
  8. Begged a PI to do research in their lab
  9. Got a 0/10 on a Sia Genetics pop quiz
  10. Forgotten everything from biology except for what a sodium/potassium pump is
  11. Made root beer in BioChem
  12. Taken a class at the medical center
  13. Taken a nap in the green carpet lounge outside Hubble
  14. Used Chegg to do all your Webwork
  15. Gotten a CETL tutor
  16. Questioned your self worth after a bad Orgo grade
  17. Almost threw up from the smell of something gross in lab
  18. Dumped your chemicals in whatever jug you wanted to after Orgo/Chem labs
  19. Cried in PRR
  20. Lied to your parents about a grade on an exam
  21. Loved hearing Dr. H talk about his daughters
  22. Wanted to bite into an agar gel
  23. Pulled an all nighter to finish a lab report you procrastinated on
  24. Had to swab your own asshole for Microbio lab