"Timeto selftan!"OrdersStarbucks Drink*5 years later*Finishes thatdrink"Did youknow I'min asOrOriTy"*takes shotat 11 AM*"I'm not analcoholic"Rememberto alwaysbe KDCLASSY*doesn'trespond foran hour*"I think hehates me" "Balletruinedmy life""Did you knowmy mom owned aThairestaurant!!!!???""Yes I juststalked hissister's friend'sbrother'sinsta...and?""I have asoulmate thatgoes to theUniversity ofAlabamaBirmingham"*likes guy*"why wouldI ever tellhim that?""I lOvESpiCyfOOD""I am aclown" "Are youKIDDINGme""I like tomold themthe way Iwant them;)"Live,Love,Bell labs*dying ofbronchitis*"so we goingout tonight?"Maria DowneyCycle:Talks tosomeone formonths, neverdates"Holmdelboys are SOmuch betterthan UMDboys"*drivesMercedesconvertible*"my car is soobroken and oldugh""I-"Meetssomeoneonce, knowstheir birthday*Alexa's momfinds mycondom intrash*"It wasn't me""These boysain't cuteenough to beacting likethis""Timeto selftan!"OrdersStarbucks Drink*5 years later*Finishes thatdrink"Did youknow I'min asOrOriTy"*takes shotat 11 AM*"I'm not analcoholic"Rememberto alwaysbe KDCLASSY*doesn'trespond foran hour*"I think hehates me" "Balletruinedmy life""Did you knowmy mom owned aThairestaurant!!!!???""Yes I juststalked hissister's friend'sbrother'sinsta...and?""I have asoulmate thatgoes to theUniversity ofAlabamaBirmingham"*likes guy*"why wouldI ever tellhim that?""I lOvESpiCyfOOD""I am aclown" "Are youKIDDINGme""I like tomold themthe way Iwant them;)"Live,Love,Bell labs*dying ofbronchitis*"so we goingout tonight?"Maria DowneyCycle:Talks tosomeone formonths, neverdates"Holmdelboys are SOmuch betterthan UMDboys"*drivesMercedesconvertible*"my car is soobroken and oldugh""I-"Meetssomeoneonce, knowstheir birthday*Alexa's momfinds mycondom intrash*"It wasn't me""These boysain't cuteenough to beacting likethis"

The Essence of Maria Downey - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Time to self tan!"
  2. Orders Starbucks Drink *5 years later* Finishes that drink
  3. "Did you know I'm in a sOrOriTy"
  4. *takes shot at 11 AM* "I'm not an alcoholic"
  5. Remember to always be KD CLASSY
  6. *doesn't respond for an hour* "I think he hates me"
  7. "Ballet ruined my life"
  8. "Did you know my mom owned a Thai restaurant!!!!???"
  9. "Yes I just stalked his sister's friend's brother's insta...and?"
  10. "I have a soulmate that goes to the University of Alabama Birmingham"
  11. *likes guy* "why would I ever tell him that?"
  12. "I lOvE SpiCy fOOD"
  13. "I am a clown"
  14. "Are you KIDDING me"
  15. "I like to mold them the way I want them;)"
  16. Live, Love, Bell labs
  17. *dying of bronchitis* "so we going out tonight?"
  18. Maria Downey Cycle: Talks to someone for months, never dates
  19. "Holmdel boys are SO much better than UMD boys"
  20. *drives Mercedes convertible* "my car is soo broken and old ugh"
  21. "I-"
  22. Meets someone once, knows their birthday
  23. *Alexa's mom finds my condom in trash* "It wasn't me"
  24. "These boys ain't cute enough to be acting like this"