*doesn'trespond foran hour*"I think hehates me" "Timeto selftan!"Maria DowneyCycle:Talks tosomeone formonths, neverdates"I am aclown""These boysain't cuteenough to beacting likethis""I lOvESpiCyfOOD""I like tomold themthe way Iwant them;)""I-""Balletruinedmy life"*dying ofbronchitis*"so we goingout tonight?"Live,Love,Bell labs"Did youknow I'min asOrOriTy"OrdersStarbucks Drink*5 years later*Finishes thatdrink"Did you knowmy mom owned aThairestaurant!!!!???"Rememberto alwaysbe KDCLASSY*takes shotat 11 AM*"I'm not analcoholic"Meetssomeoneonce, knowstheir birthday*Alexa's momfinds mycondom intrash*"It wasn't me"*likes guy*"why wouldI ever tellhim that?""Holmdelboys are SOmuch betterthan UMDboys""Yes I juststalked hissister's friend'sbrother'sinsta...and?"*drivesMercedesconvertible*"my car is soobroken and oldugh""I have asoulmate thatgoes to theUniversity ofAlabamaBirmingham" "Are youKIDDINGme"*doesn'trespond foran hour*"I think hehates me" "Timeto selftan!"Maria DowneyCycle:Talks tosomeone formonths, neverdates"I am aclown""These boysain't cuteenough to beacting likethis""I lOvESpiCyfOOD""I like tomold themthe way Iwant them;)""I-""Balletruinedmy life"*dying ofbronchitis*"so we goingout tonight?"Live,Love,Bell labs"Did youknow I'min asOrOriTy"OrdersStarbucks Drink*5 years later*Finishes thatdrink"Did you knowmy mom owned aThairestaurant!!!!???"Rememberto alwaysbe KDCLASSY*takes shotat 11 AM*"I'm not analcoholic"Meetssomeoneonce, knowstheir birthday*Alexa's momfinds mycondom intrash*"It wasn't me"*likes guy*"why wouldI ever tellhim that?""Holmdelboys are SOmuch betterthan UMDboys""Yes I juststalked hissister's friend'sbrother'sinsta...and?"*drivesMercedesconvertible*"my car is soobroken and oldugh""I have asoulmate thatgoes to theUniversity ofAlabamaBirmingham" "Are youKIDDINGme"

The Essence of Maria Downey - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. *doesn't respond for an hour* "I think he hates me"
  2. "Time to self tan!"
  3. Maria Downey Cycle: Talks to someone for months, never dates
  4. "I am a clown"
  5. "These boys ain't cute enough to be acting like this"
  6. "I lOvE SpiCy fOOD"
  7. "I like to mold them the way I want them;)"
  8. "I-"
  9. "Ballet ruined my life"
  10. *dying of bronchitis* "so we going out tonight?"
  11. Live, Love, Bell labs
  12. "Did you know I'm in a sOrOriTy"
  13. Orders Starbucks Drink *5 years later* Finishes that drink
  14. "Did you know my mom owned a Thai restaurant!!!!???"
  15. Remember to always be KD CLASSY
  16. *takes shot at 11 AM* "I'm not an alcoholic"
  17. Meets someone once, knows their birthday
  18. *Alexa's mom finds my condom in trash* "It wasn't me"
  19. *likes guy* "why would I ever tell him that?"
  20. "Holmdel boys are SO much better than UMD boys"
  21. "Yes I just stalked his sister's friend's brother's insta...and?"
  22. *drives Mercedes convertible* "my car is soo broken and old ugh"
  23. "I have a soulmate that goes to the University of Alabama Birmingham"
  24. "Are you KIDDING me"