"Are youKIDDINGme""Timeto selftan!"Live,Love,Bell labsMaria DowneyCycle:Talks tosomeone formonths, neverdates"These boysain't cuteenough to beacting likethis"*takes shotat 11 AM*"I'm not analcoholic"*dying ofbronchitis*"so we goingout tonight?"*doesn'trespond foran hour*"I think hehates me" *likes guy*"why wouldI ever tellhim that?""Holmdelboys are SOmuch betterthan UMDboys""I have asoulmate thatgoes to theUniversity ofAlabamaBirmingham""Yes I juststalked hissister's friend'sbrother'sinsta...and?""I lOvESpiCyfOOD""Did youknow I'min asOrOriTy""Balletruinedmy life""I-"*drivesMercedesconvertible*"my car is soobroken and oldugh""Did you knowmy mom owned aThairestaurant!!!!???"Rememberto alwaysbe KDCLASSYOrdersStarbucks Drink*5 years later*Finishes thatdrinkMeetssomeoneonce, knowstheir birthday"I am aclown"*Alexa's momfinds mycondom intrash*"It wasn't me""I like tomold themthe way Iwant them;)" "Are youKIDDINGme""Timeto selftan!"Live,Love,Bell labsMaria DowneyCycle:Talks tosomeone formonths, neverdates"These boysain't cuteenough to beacting likethis"*takes shotat 11 AM*"I'm not analcoholic"*dying ofbronchitis*"so we goingout tonight?"*doesn'trespond foran hour*"I think hehates me" *likes guy*"why wouldI ever tellhim that?""Holmdelboys are SOmuch betterthan UMDboys""I have asoulmate thatgoes to theUniversity ofAlabamaBirmingham""Yes I juststalked hissister's friend'sbrother'sinsta...and?""I lOvESpiCyfOOD""Did youknow I'min asOrOriTy""Balletruinedmy life""I-"*drivesMercedesconvertible*"my car is soobroken and oldugh""Did you knowmy mom owned aThairestaurant!!!!???"Rememberto alwaysbe KDCLASSYOrdersStarbucks Drink*5 years later*Finishes thatdrinkMeetssomeoneonce, knowstheir birthday"I am aclown"*Alexa's momfinds mycondom intrash*"It wasn't me""I like tomold themthe way Iwant them;)"

The Essence of Maria Downey - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Are you KIDDING me"
  2. "Time to self tan!"
  3. Live, Love, Bell labs
  4. Maria Downey Cycle: Talks to someone for months, never dates
  5. "These boys ain't cute enough to be acting like this"
  6. *takes shot at 11 AM* "I'm not an alcoholic"
  7. *dying of bronchitis* "so we going out tonight?"
  8. *doesn't respond for an hour* "I think he hates me"
  9. *likes guy* "why would I ever tell him that?"
  10. "Holmdel boys are SO much better than UMD boys"
  11. "I have a soulmate that goes to the University of Alabama Birmingham"
  12. "Yes I just stalked his sister's friend's brother's insta...and?"
  13. "I lOvE SpiCy fOOD"
  14. "Did you know I'm in a sOrOriTy"
  15. "Ballet ruined my life"
  16. "I-"
  17. *drives Mercedes convertible* "my car is soo broken and old ugh"
  18. "Did you know my mom owned a Thai restaurant!!!!???"
  19. Remember to always be KD CLASSY
  20. Orders Starbucks Drink *5 years later* Finishes that drink
  21. Meets someone once, knows their birthday
  22. "I am a clown"
  23. *Alexa's mom finds my condom in trash* "It wasn't me"
  24. "I like to mold them the way I want them;)"