*Alexa's momfinds mycondom intrash*"It wasn't me"*takes shotat 11 AM*"I'm not analcoholic""Did you knowmy mom owned aThairestaurant!!!!???"*likes guy*"why wouldI ever tellhim that?""I-""Yes I juststalked hissister's friend'sbrother'sinsta...and?""I lOvESpiCyfOOD""Holmdelboys are SOmuch betterthan UMDboys"Live,Love,Bell labs*drivesMercedesconvertible*"my car is soobroken and oldugh""Did youknow I'min asOrOriTy"OrdersStarbucks Drink*5 years later*Finishes thatdrinkMaria DowneyCycle:Talks tosomeone formonths, neverdates "Are youKIDDINGme""I have asoulmate thatgoes to theUniversity ofAlabamaBirmingham""I like tomold themthe way Iwant them;)"Meetssomeoneonce, knowstheir birthday"Timeto selftan!""I am aclown""Balletruinedmy life""These boysain't cuteenough to beacting likethis"*dying ofbronchitis*"so we goingout tonight?"*doesn'trespond foran hour*"I think hehates me" Rememberto alwaysbe KDCLASSY*Alexa's momfinds mycondom intrash*"It wasn't me"*takes shotat 11 AM*"I'm not analcoholic""Did you knowmy mom owned aThairestaurant!!!!???"*likes guy*"why wouldI ever tellhim that?""I-""Yes I juststalked hissister's friend'sbrother'sinsta...and?""I lOvESpiCyfOOD""Holmdelboys are SOmuch betterthan UMDboys"Live,Love,Bell labs*drivesMercedesconvertible*"my car is soobroken and oldugh""Did youknow I'min asOrOriTy"OrdersStarbucks Drink*5 years later*Finishes thatdrinkMaria DowneyCycle:Talks tosomeone formonths, neverdates "Are youKIDDINGme""I have asoulmate thatgoes to theUniversity ofAlabamaBirmingham""I like tomold themthe way Iwant them;)"Meetssomeoneonce, knowstheir birthday"Timeto selftan!""I am aclown""Balletruinedmy life""These boysain't cuteenough to beacting likethis"*dying ofbronchitis*"so we goingout tonight?"*doesn'trespond foran hour*"I think hehates me" Rememberto alwaysbe KDCLASSY

The Essence of Maria Downey - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. *Alexa's mom finds my condom in trash* "It wasn't me"
  2. *takes shot at 11 AM* "I'm not an alcoholic"
  3. "Did you know my mom owned a Thai restaurant!!!!???"
  4. *likes guy* "why would I ever tell him that?"
  5. "I-"
  6. "Yes I just stalked his sister's friend's brother's insta...and?"
  7. "I lOvE SpiCy fOOD"
  8. "Holmdel boys are SO much better than UMD boys"
  9. Live, Love, Bell labs
  10. *drives Mercedes convertible* "my car is soo broken and old ugh"
  11. "Did you know I'm in a sOrOriTy"
  12. Orders Starbucks Drink *5 years later* Finishes that drink
  13. Maria Downey Cycle: Talks to someone for months, never dates
  14. "Are you KIDDING me"
  15. "I have a soulmate that goes to the University of Alabama Birmingham"
  16. "I like to mold them the way I want them;)"
  17. Meets someone once, knows their birthday
  18. "Time to self tan!"
  19. "I am a clown"
  20. "Ballet ruined my life"
  21. "These boys ain't cute enough to be acting like this"
  22. *dying of bronchitis* "so we going out tonight?"
  23. *doesn't respond for an hour* "I think he hates me"
  24. Remember to always be KD CLASSY