Clean/tuneyourbike(s)Sign upfor Zwift Look up theathena/clydesdaleentryrequirementsBuy a pieceof "coldweather"gearTry aYoutubeWorkoutDefy localsocialdistancingrules to trainoutsideSet your"onlinestatus" toaway to go ona run/rideWish you hadbeen calling it"socialdistancing" allalongTry a newroute toavoid humancontactParticipatein a"virtual"raceBuild/usea "paincave"Sign upfor a fallraceSpotanothertriatheteoutsideDip into yourtravel stashof sanitarywipesHave ascheduledracecancelledBreakdownin tearsBuy amountainbikeGo on anoff-roadrideTry the doorat your localgym. (Youknow, just tobe sure.)Buy aPelotonParticipatein a "groupride" viaZoomGo onrun/bike andnot see asingle carGazelonginglyout thewindowSee a cop andstart mentallyrehearsing yourexcuse forbeing outside.Clean/tuneyourbike(s)Sign upfor Zwift Look up theathena/clydesdaleentryrequirementsBuy a pieceof "coldweather"gearTry aYoutubeWorkoutDefy localsocialdistancingrules to trainoutsideSet your"onlinestatus" toaway to go ona run/rideWish you hadbeen calling it"socialdistancing" allalongTry a newroute toavoid humancontactParticipatein a"virtual"raceBuild/usea "paincave"Sign upfor a fallraceSpotanothertriatheteoutsideDip into yourtravel stashof sanitarywipesHave ascheduledracecancelledBreakdownin tearsBuy amountainbikeGo on anoff-roadrideTry the doorat your localgym. (Youknow, just tobe sure.)Buy aPelotonParticipatein a "groupride" viaZoomGo onrun/bike andnot see asingle carGazelonginglyout thewindowSee a cop andstart mentallyrehearsing yourexcuse forbeing outside.

Social Distancing Bingo (Triathete Edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Clean/tune your bike(s)
  2. Sign up for Zwift
  3. Look up the athena/ clydesdale entry requirements
  4. Buy a piece of "cold weather" gear
  5. Try a Youtube Workout
  6. Defy local social distancing rules to train outside
  7. Set your "online status" to away to go on a run/ride
  8. Wish you had been calling it "social distancing" all along
  9. Try a new route to avoid human contact
  10. Participate in a "virtual" race
  11. Build/use a "pain cave"
  12. Sign up for a fall race
  13. Spot another triathete outside
  14. Dip into your travel stash of sanitary wipes
  15. Have a scheduled race cancelled
  16. Break down in tears
  17. Buy a mountain bike
  18. Go on an off-road ride
  19. Try the door at your local gym. (You know, just to be sure.)
  20. Buy a Peloton
  21. Participate in a "group ride" via Zoom
  22. Go on run/bike and not see a single car
  23. Gaze longingly out the window
  24. See a cop and start mentally rehearsing your excuse for being outside.