Gazelonginglyout thewindowParticipatein a "groupride" viaZoomWish you hadbeen calling it"socialdistancing" allalongLook up theathena/clydesdaleentryrequirementsSpotanothertriatheteoutsideBuild/usea "paincave"Buy amountainbikeParticipatein a"virtual"raceTry aYoutubeWorkoutBreakdownin tearsDefy localsocialdistancingrules to trainoutsideTry a newroute toavoid humancontactGo onrun/bike andnot see asingle carSign upfor Zwift Set your"onlinestatus" toaway to go ona run/rideHave ascheduledracecancelledClean/tuneyourbike(s)Dip into yourtravel stashof sanitarywipesBuy aPelotonGo on anoff-roadrideSign upfor a fallraceBuy a pieceof "coldweather"gearSee a cop andstart mentallyrehearsing yourexcuse forbeing outside.Try the doorat your localgym. (Youknow, just tobe sure.)Gazelonginglyout thewindowParticipatein a "groupride" viaZoomWish you hadbeen calling it"socialdistancing" allalongLook up theathena/clydesdaleentryrequirementsSpotanothertriatheteoutsideBuild/usea "paincave"Buy amountainbikeParticipatein a"virtual"raceTry aYoutubeWorkoutBreakdownin tearsDefy localsocialdistancingrules to trainoutsideTry a newroute toavoid humancontactGo onrun/bike andnot see asingle carSign upfor Zwift Set your"onlinestatus" toaway to go ona run/rideHave ascheduledracecancelledClean/tuneyourbike(s)Dip into yourtravel stashof sanitarywipesBuy aPelotonGo on anoff-roadrideSign upfor a fallraceBuy a pieceof "coldweather"gearSee a cop andstart mentallyrehearsing yourexcuse forbeing outside.Try the doorat your localgym. (Youknow, just tobe sure.)

Social Distancing Bingo (Triathete Edition) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gaze longingly out the window
  2. Participate in a "group ride" via Zoom
  3. Wish you had been calling it "social distancing" all along
  4. Look up the athena/ clydesdale entry requirements
  5. Spot another triathete outside
  6. Build/use a "pain cave"
  7. Buy a mountain bike
  8. Participate in a "virtual" race
  9. Try a Youtube Workout
  10. Break down in tears
  11. Defy local social distancing rules to train outside
  12. Try a new route to avoid human contact
  13. Go on run/bike and not see a single car
  14. Sign up for Zwift
  15. Set your "online status" to away to go on a run/ride
  16. Have a scheduled race cancelled
  17. Clean/tune your bike(s)
  18. Dip into your travel stash of sanitary wipes
  19. Buy a Peloton
  20. Go on an off-road ride
  21. Sign up for a fall race
  22. Buy a piece of "cold weather" gear
  23. See a cop and start mentally rehearsing your excuse for being outside.
  24. Try the door at your local gym. (You know, just to be sure.)