Forgottenhow toopen eyesProfessorstreaming froma strip club andnoticeably ondrugsTheburglarkeepstickling youStuck in thetrunk of a carwith 2 rabidmountain lionsfighting20-man fistfighting freefor all inyour roomGetting loston yourway to yourcomputerBackgroundscreamingandsquealingMountain offood blockingcomputerscreenGambling yourstudent loans withyour classmates onon the wrestlingmatch on zoombetween your profand fellow classmateSulking,stressed, andcrying so hardthat you passoutDodging bulletsfrom the ongoing war fortoilet paper inyourneighborhoodGodzillakeepswanting toarm wrestleDogs swordfighting tothe death forthe last dogtreatRisking your entireacademic careerto be looking atshaved penguinson InstagramCan'tremember thedonkey'sname fromShrekPhone stuck inyour earbecause youthought themusic would belouder that wayForgottenhow toopen eyesProfessorstreaming froma strip club andnoticeably ondrugsTheburglarkeepstickling youStuck in thetrunk of a carwith 2 rabidmountain lionsfighting20-man fistfighting freefor all inyour roomGetting loston yourway to yourcomputerBackgroundscreamingandsquealingMountain offood blockingcomputerscreenGambling yourstudent loans withyour classmates onon the wrestlingmatch on zoombetween your profand fellow classmateSulking,stressed, andcrying so hardthat you passoutDodging bulletsfrom the ongoing war fortoilet paper inyourneighborhoodGodzillakeepswanting toarm wrestleDogs swordfighting tothe death forthe last dogtreatRisking your entireacademic careerto be looking atshaved penguinson InstagramCan'tremember thedonkey'sname fromShrekPhone stuck inyour earbecause youthought themusic would belouder that way

BINGO: Online Class Distractions Edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Forgotten how to open eyes
  2. Professor streaming from a strip club and noticeably on drugs
  3. The burglar keeps tickling you
  4. Stuck in the trunk of a car with 2 rabid mountain lions fighting
  5. 20-man fist fighting free for all in your room
  6. Getting lost on your way to your computer
  7. Background screaming and squealing
  8. Mountain of food blocking computer screen
  9. Gambling your student loans with your classmates on on the wrestling match on zoom between your prof and fellow classmate
  10. Sulking, stressed, and crying so hard that you pass out
  11. Dodging bullets from the on going war for toilet paper in your neighborhood
  12. Godzilla keeps wanting to arm wrestle
  13. Dogs sword fighting to the death for the last dog treat
  14. Risking your entire academic career to be looking at shaved penguins on Instagram
  15. Can't remember the donkey's name from Shrek
  16. Phone stuck in your ear because you thought the music would be louder that way