Fastfood fordinnerCannotconcentratelong enoughread more than5 pages of abook at a timeGigCancelledbecausesinger lostvoiceReallyunprofessionalfacebook rantabout musicbusinessGod, Ihatemy lifeUnsuccessfullydrinking to getdrunkFamiliarity withfirearms makesthem less funbut still just asscaryPyrrhicvictory ofcataloging100th NaziCannot sleepfor more than3 hours at atimeUnable toread anarchistnews on workcomputerEczemawill notgo awayCookingFailLosesargumentto TankieagainChainRestaurantfor DinnerUnable tostreampodcast onworkcomputerUnhingedpoliticalfacebookrantGig cancelledbecausevenue has nocustomers ormoneyUnexpectedand urgentCar RepairJust killmealreadyGigcancelledbecausevenue hasclosedGig Cancelledbecause regularbassist decidedthey actually couldplay the gig at thelast minuteMultipleCumby'strips inone dayUnsuccessfullyquittingcannibis for the6th timePeoplethinkyou're aliberalFastfood fordinnerCannotconcentratelong enoughread more than5 pages of abook at a timeGigCancelledbecausesinger lostvoiceReallyunprofessionalfacebook rantabout musicbusinessGod, Ihatemy lifeUnsuccessfullydrinking to getdrunkFamiliarity withfirearms makesthem less funbut still just asscaryPyrrhicvictory ofcataloging100th NaziCannot sleepfor more than3 hours at atimeUnable toread anarchistnews on workcomputerEczemawill notgo awayCookingFailLosesargumentto TankieagainChainRestaurantfor DinnerUnable tostreampodcast onworkcomputerUnhingedpoliticalfacebookrantGig cancelledbecausevenue has nocustomers ormoneyUnexpectedand urgentCar RepairJust killmealreadyGigcancelledbecausevenue hasclosedGig Cancelledbecause regularbassist decidedthey actually couldplay the gig at thelast minuteMultipleCumby'strips inone dayUnsuccessfullyquittingcannibis for the6th timePeoplethinkyou're aliberal

Ian's Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Fast food for dinner
  2. Cannot concentrate long enough read more than 5 pages of a book at a time
  3. Gig Cancelled because singer lost voice
  4. Really unprofessional facebook rant about music business
  5. God, I hate my life
  6. Unsuccessfully drinking to get drunk
  7. Familiarity with firearms makes them less fun but still just as scary
  8. Pyrrhic victory of cataloging 100th Nazi
  9. Cannot sleep for more than 3 hours at a time
  10. Unable to read anarchist news on work computer
  11. Eczema will not go away
  12. Cooking Fail
  13. Loses argument to Tankie again
  14. Chain Restaurant for Dinner
  15. Unable to stream podcast on work computer
  16. Unhinged political facebook rant
  17. Gig cancelled because venue has no customers or money
  18. Unexpected and urgent Car Repair
  19. Just kill me already
  20. Gig cancelled because venue has closed
  21. Gig Cancelled because regular bassist decided they actually could play the gig at the last minute
  22. Multiple Cumby's trips in one day
  23. Unsuccessfully quitting cannibis for the 6th time
  24. People think you're a liberal