Pyrrhicvictory ofcataloging100th NaziCannotconcentratelong enoughread more than5 pages of abook at a timeUnable tostreampodcast onworkcomputerChainRestaurantfor DinnerUnexpectedand urgentCar RepairUnsuccessfullyquittingcannibis for the6th timeGig Cancelledbecause regularbassist decidedthey actually couldplay the gig at thelast minuteJust killmealreadyCookingFailFastfood fordinnerGig cancelledbecausevenue has nocustomers ormoneyLosesargumentto TankieagainCannot sleepfor more than3 hours at atimeGigCancelledbecausesinger lostvoiceReallyunprofessionalfacebook rantabout musicbusinessMultipleCumby'strips inone dayPeoplethinkyou're aliberalUnable toread anarchistnews on workcomputerGod, Ihatemy lifeGigcancelledbecausevenue hasclosedUnhingedpoliticalfacebookrantEczemawill notgo awayFamiliarity withfirearms makesthem less funbut still just asscaryUnsuccessfullydrinking to getdrunkPyrrhicvictory ofcataloging100th NaziCannotconcentratelong enoughread more than5 pages of abook at a timeUnable tostreampodcast onworkcomputerChainRestaurantfor DinnerUnexpectedand urgentCar RepairUnsuccessfullyquittingcannibis for the6th timeGig Cancelledbecause regularbassist decidedthey actually couldplay the gig at thelast minuteJust killmealreadyCookingFailFastfood fordinnerGig cancelledbecausevenue has nocustomers ormoneyLosesargumentto TankieagainCannot sleepfor more than3 hours at atimeGigCancelledbecausesinger lostvoiceReallyunprofessionalfacebook rantabout musicbusinessMultipleCumby'strips inone dayPeoplethinkyou're aliberalUnable toread anarchistnews on workcomputerGod, Ihatemy lifeGigcancelledbecausevenue hasclosedUnhingedpoliticalfacebookrantEczemawill notgo awayFamiliarity withfirearms makesthem less funbut still just asscaryUnsuccessfullydrinking to getdrunk

Ian's Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Pyrrhic victory of cataloging 100th Nazi
  2. Cannot concentrate long enough read more than 5 pages of a book at a time
  3. Unable to stream podcast on work computer
  4. Chain Restaurant for Dinner
  5. Unexpected and urgent Car Repair
  6. Unsuccessfully quitting cannibis for the 6th time
  7. Gig Cancelled because regular bassist decided they actually could play the gig at the last minute
  8. Just kill me already
  9. Cooking Fail
  10. Fast food for dinner
  11. Gig cancelled because venue has no customers or money
  12. Loses argument to Tankie again
  13. Cannot sleep for more than 3 hours at a time
  14. Gig Cancelled because singer lost voice
  15. Really unprofessional facebook rant about music business
  16. Multiple Cumby's trips in one day
  17. People think you're a liberal
  18. Unable to read anarchist news on work computer
  19. God, I hate my life
  20. Gig cancelled because venue has closed
  21. Unhinged political facebook rant
  22. Eczema will not go away
  23. Familiarity with firearms makes them less fun but still just as scary
  24. Unsuccessfully drinking to get drunk