Losesargumentto TankieagainGigCancelledbecausesinger lostvoiceFamiliarity withfirearms makesthem less funbut still just asscaryUnable tostreampodcast onworkcomputerGig cancelledbecausevenue has nocustomers ormoneyUnable toread anarchistnews on workcomputerGig Cancelledbecause regularbassist decidedthey actually couldplay the gig at thelast minuteUnhingedpoliticalfacebookrantGod, Ihatemy lifeUnsuccessfullydrinking to getdrunkUnsuccessfullyquittingcannibis for the6th timeReallyunprofessionalfacebook rantabout musicbusinessPyrrhicvictory ofcataloging100th NaziJust killmealreadyFastfood fordinnerCannotconcentratelong enoughread more than5 pages of abook at a timeUnexpectedand urgentCar RepairChainRestaurantfor DinnerMultipleCumby'strips inone dayCannot sleepfor more than3 hours at atimeEczemawill notgo awayCookingFailPeoplethinkyou're aliberalGigcancelledbecausevenue hasclosedLosesargumentto TankieagainGigCancelledbecausesinger lostvoiceFamiliarity withfirearms makesthem less funbut still just asscaryUnable tostreampodcast onworkcomputerGig cancelledbecausevenue has nocustomers ormoneyUnable toread anarchistnews on workcomputerGig Cancelledbecause regularbassist decidedthey actually couldplay the gig at thelast minuteUnhingedpoliticalfacebookrantGod, Ihatemy lifeUnsuccessfullydrinking to getdrunkUnsuccessfullyquittingcannibis for the6th timeReallyunprofessionalfacebook rantabout musicbusinessPyrrhicvictory ofcataloging100th NaziJust killmealreadyFastfood fordinnerCannotconcentratelong enoughread more than5 pages of abook at a timeUnexpectedand urgentCar RepairChainRestaurantfor DinnerMultipleCumby'strips inone dayCannot sleepfor more than3 hours at atimeEczemawill notgo awayCookingFailPeoplethinkyou're aliberalGigcancelledbecausevenue hasclosed

Ian's Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Loses argument to Tankie again
  2. Gig Cancelled because singer lost voice
  3. Familiarity with firearms makes them less fun but still just as scary
  4. Unable to stream podcast on work computer
  5. Gig cancelled because venue has no customers or money
  6. Unable to read anarchist news on work computer
  7. Gig Cancelled because regular bassist decided they actually could play the gig at the last minute
  8. Unhinged political facebook rant
  9. God, I hate my life
  10. Unsuccessfully drinking to get drunk
  11. Unsuccessfully quitting cannibis for the 6th time
  12. Really unprofessional facebook rant about music business
  13. Pyrrhic victory of cataloging 100th Nazi
  14. Just kill me already
  15. Fast food for dinner
  16. Cannot concentrate long enough read more than 5 pages of a book at a time
  17. Unexpected and urgent Car Repair
  18. Chain Restaurant for Dinner
  19. Multiple Cumby's trips in one day
  20. Cannot sleep for more than 3 hours at a time
  21. Eczema will not go away
  22. Cooking Fail
  23. People think you're a liberal
  24. Gig cancelled because venue has closed