Familiarity withfirearms makesthem less funbut still just asscaryCookingFailUnexpectedand urgentCar RepairGod, Ihatemy lifeUnable tostreampodcast onworkcomputerCannotconcentratelong enoughread more than5 pages of abook at a timeUnable toread anarchistnews on workcomputerFastfood fordinnerMultipleCumby'strips inone dayUnsuccessfullydrinking to getdrunkGigcancelledbecausevenue hasclosedGigCancelledbecausesinger lostvoicePyrrhicvictory ofcataloging100th NaziUnhingedpoliticalfacebookrantUnsuccessfullyquittingcannibis for the6th timeEczemawill notgo awayChainRestaurantfor DinnerPeoplethinkyou're aliberalCannot sleepfor more than3 hours at atimeGig Cancelledbecause regularbassist decidedthey actually couldplay the gig at thelast minuteJust killmealreadyGig cancelledbecausevenue has nocustomers ormoneyLosesargumentto TankieagainReallyunprofessionalfacebook rantabout musicbusinessFamiliarity withfirearms makesthem less funbut still just asscaryCookingFailUnexpectedand urgentCar RepairGod, Ihatemy lifeUnable tostreampodcast onworkcomputerCannotconcentratelong enoughread more than5 pages of abook at a timeUnable toread anarchistnews on workcomputerFastfood fordinnerMultipleCumby'strips inone dayUnsuccessfullydrinking to getdrunkGigcancelledbecausevenue hasclosedGigCancelledbecausesinger lostvoicePyrrhicvictory ofcataloging100th NaziUnhingedpoliticalfacebookrantUnsuccessfullyquittingcannibis for the6th timeEczemawill notgo awayChainRestaurantfor DinnerPeoplethinkyou're aliberalCannot sleepfor more than3 hours at atimeGig Cancelledbecause regularbassist decidedthey actually couldplay the gig at thelast minuteJust killmealreadyGig cancelledbecausevenue has nocustomers ormoneyLosesargumentto TankieagainReallyunprofessionalfacebook rantabout musicbusiness

Ian's Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Familiarity with firearms makes them less fun but still just as scary
  2. Cooking Fail
  3. Unexpected and urgent Car Repair
  4. God, I hate my life
  5. Unable to stream podcast on work computer
  6. Cannot concentrate long enough read more than 5 pages of a book at a time
  7. Unable to read anarchist news on work computer
  8. Fast food for dinner
  9. Multiple Cumby's trips in one day
  10. Unsuccessfully drinking to get drunk
  11. Gig cancelled because venue has closed
  12. Gig Cancelled because singer lost voice
  13. Pyrrhic victory of cataloging 100th Nazi
  14. Unhinged political facebook rant
  15. Unsuccessfully quitting cannibis for the 6th time
  16. Eczema will not go away
  17. Chain Restaurant for Dinner
  18. People think you're a liberal
  19. Cannot sleep for more than 3 hours at a time
  20. Gig Cancelled because regular bassist decided they actually could play the gig at the last minute
  21. Just kill me already
  22. Gig cancelled because venue has no customers or money
  23. Loses argument to Tankie again
  24. Really unprofessional facebook rant about music business