Unsuccessfullydrinking to getdrunkUnable toread anarchistnews on workcomputerGigCancelledbecausesinger lostvoicePyrrhicvictory ofcataloging100th NaziUnexpectedand urgentCar RepairGig cancelledbecausevenue has nocustomers ormoneyUnable tostreampodcast onworkcomputerJust killmealreadyCannot sleepfor more than3 hours at atimeGig Cancelledbecause regularbassist decidedthey actually couldplay the gig at thelast minuteGigcancelledbecausevenue hasclosedLosesargumentto TankieagainChainRestaurantfor DinnerFamiliarity withfirearms makesthem less funbut still just asscaryReallyunprofessionalfacebook rantabout musicbusinessPeoplethinkyou're aliberalGod, Ihatemy lifeCannotconcentratelong enoughread more than5 pages of abook at a timeUnsuccessfullyquittingcannibis for the6th timeFastfood fordinnerMultipleCumby'strips inone dayCookingFailUnhingedpoliticalfacebookrantEczemawill notgo awayUnsuccessfullydrinking to getdrunkUnable toread anarchistnews on workcomputerGigCancelledbecausesinger lostvoicePyrrhicvictory ofcataloging100th NaziUnexpectedand urgentCar RepairGig cancelledbecausevenue has nocustomers ormoneyUnable tostreampodcast onworkcomputerJust killmealreadyCannot sleepfor more than3 hours at atimeGig Cancelledbecause regularbassist decidedthey actually couldplay the gig at thelast minuteGigcancelledbecausevenue hasclosedLosesargumentto TankieagainChainRestaurantfor DinnerFamiliarity withfirearms makesthem less funbut still just asscaryReallyunprofessionalfacebook rantabout musicbusinessPeoplethinkyou're aliberalGod, Ihatemy lifeCannotconcentratelong enoughread more than5 pages of abook at a timeUnsuccessfullyquittingcannibis for the6th timeFastfood fordinnerMultipleCumby'strips inone dayCookingFailUnhingedpoliticalfacebookrantEczemawill notgo away

Ian's Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Unsuccessfully drinking to get drunk
  2. Unable to read anarchist news on work computer
  3. Gig Cancelled because singer lost voice
  4. Pyrrhic victory of cataloging 100th Nazi
  5. Unexpected and urgent Car Repair
  6. Gig cancelled because venue has no customers or money
  7. Unable to stream podcast on work computer
  8. Just kill me already
  9. Cannot sleep for more than 3 hours at a time
  10. Gig Cancelled because regular bassist decided they actually could play the gig at the last minute
  11. Gig cancelled because venue has closed
  12. Loses argument to Tankie again
  13. Chain Restaurant for Dinner
  14. Familiarity with firearms makes them less fun but still just as scary
  15. Really unprofessional facebook rant about music business
  16. People think you're a liberal
  17. God, I hate my life
  18. Cannot concentrate long enough read more than 5 pages of a book at a time
  19. Unsuccessfully quitting cannibis for the 6th time
  20. Fast food for dinner
  21. Multiple Cumby's trips in one day
  22. Cooking Fail
  23. Unhinged political facebook rant
  24. Eczema will not go away