Fastfood fordinnerUnable toread anarchistnews on workcomputerCannot sleepfor more than3 hours at atimeUnexpectedand urgentCar RepairGod, Ihatemy lifeEczemawill notgo awayUnsuccessfullyquittingcannibis for the6th timeGig Cancelledbecause regularbassist decidedthey actually couldplay the gig at thelast minuteGig cancelledbecausevenue has nocustomers ormoneyChainRestaurantfor DinnerGigCancelledbecausesinger lostvoiceGigcancelledbecausevenue hasclosedCookingFailFamiliarity withfirearms makesthem less funbut still just asscaryUnable tostreampodcast onworkcomputerUnhingedpoliticalfacebookrantLosesargumentto TankieagainJust killmealreadyUnsuccessfullydrinking to getdrunkReallyunprofessionalfacebook rantabout musicbusinessCannotconcentratelong enoughread more than5 pages of abook at a timePyrrhicvictory ofcataloging100th NaziPeoplethinkyou're aliberalMultipleCumby'strips inone dayFastfood fordinnerUnable toread anarchistnews on workcomputerCannot sleepfor more than3 hours at atimeUnexpectedand urgentCar RepairGod, Ihatemy lifeEczemawill notgo awayUnsuccessfullyquittingcannibis for the6th timeGig Cancelledbecause regularbassist decidedthey actually couldplay the gig at thelast minuteGig cancelledbecausevenue has nocustomers ormoneyChainRestaurantfor DinnerGigCancelledbecausesinger lostvoiceGigcancelledbecausevenue hasclosedCookingFailFamiliarity withfirearms makesthem less funbut still just asscaryUnable tostreampodcast onworkcomputerUnhingedpoliticalfacebookrantLosesargumentto TankieagainJust killmealreadyUnsuccessfullydrinking to getdrunkReallyunprofessionalfacebook rantabout musicbusinessCannotconcentratelong enoughread more than5 pages of abook at a timePyrrhicvictory ofcataloging100th NaziPeoplethinkyou're aliberalMultipleCumby'strips inone day

Ian's Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Fast food for dinner
  2. Unable to read anarchist news on work computer
  3. Cannot sleep for more than 3 hours at a time
  4. Unexpected and urgent Car Repair
  5. God, I hate my life
  6. Eczema will not go away
  7. Unsuccessfully quitting cannibis for the 6th time
  8. Gig Cancelled because regular bassist decided they actually could play the gig at the last minute
  9. Gig cancelled because venue has no customers or money
  10. Chain Restaurant for Dinner
  11. Gig Cancelled because singer lost voice
  12. Gig cancelled because venue has closed
  13. Cooking Fail
  14. Familiarity with firearms makes them less fun but still just as scary
  15. Unable to stream podcast on work computer
  16. Unhinged political facebook rant
  17. Loses argument to Tankie again
  18. Just kill me already
  19. Unsuccessfully drinking to get drunk
  20. Really unprofessional facebook rant about music business
  21. Cannot concentrate long enough read more than 5 pages of a book at a time
  22. Pyrrhic victory of cataloging 100th Nazi
  23. People think you're a liberal
  24. Multiple Cumby's trips in one day