Unable tostreampodcast onworkcomputerCookingFailUnable toread anarchistnews on workcomputerGig Cancelledbecause regularbassist decidedthey actually couldplay the gig at thelast minutePyrrhicvictory ofcataloging100th NaziMultipleCumby'strips inone dayGod, Ihatemy lifeGigCancelledbecausesinger lostvoiceReallyunprofessionalfacebook rantabout musicbusinessFamiliarity withfirearms makesthem less funbut still just asscaryCannotconcentratelong enoughread more than5 pages of abook at a timeGig cancelledbecausevenue has nocustomers ormoneyUnexpectedand urgentCar RepairUnsuccessfullyquittingcannibis for the6th timeChainRestaurantfor DinnerUnsuccessfullydrinking to getdrunkCannot sleepfor more than3 hours at atimeUnhingedpoliticalfacebookrantFastfood fordinnerJust killmealreadyGigcancelledbecausevenue hasclosedEczemawill notgo awayPeoplethinkyou're aliberalLosesargumentto TankieagainUnable tostreampodcast onworkcomputerCookingFailUnable toread anarchistnews on workcomputerGig Cancelledbecause regularbassist decidedthey actually couldplay the gig at thelast minutePyrrhicvictory ofcataloging100th NaziMultipleCumby'strips inone dayGod, Ihatemy lifeGigCancelledbecausesinger lostvoiceReallyunprofessionalfacebook rantabout musicbusinessFamiliarity withfirearms makesthem less funbut still just asscaryCannotconcentratelong enoughread more than5 pages of abook at a timeGig cancelledbecausevenue has nocustomers ormoneyUnexpectedand urgentCar RepairUnsuccessfullyquittingcannibis for the6th timeChainRestaurantfor DinnerUnsuccessfullydrinking to getdrunkCannot sleepfor more than3 hours at atimeUnhingedpoliticalfacebookrantFastfood fordinnerJust killmealreadyGigcancelledbecausevenue hasclosedEczemawill notgo awayPeoplethinkyou're aliberalLosesargumentto Tankieagain

Ian's Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Unable to stream podcast on work computer
  2. Cooking Fail
  3. Unable to read anarchist news on work computer
  4. Gig Cancelled because regular bassist decided they actually could play the gig at the last minute
  5. Pyrrhic victory of cataloging 100th Nazi
  6. Multiple Cumby's trips in one day
  7. God, I hate my life
  8. Gig Cancelled because singer lost voice
  9. Really unprofessional facebook rant about music business
  10. Familiarity with firearms makes them less fun but still just as scary
  11. Cannot concentrate long enough read more than 5 pages of a book at a time
  12. Gig cancelled because venue has no customers or money
  13. Unexpected and urgent Car Repair
  14. Unsuccessfully quitting cannibis for the 6th time
  15. Chain Restaurant for Dinner
  16. Unsuccessfully drinking to get drunk
  17. Cannot sleep for more than 3 hours at a time
  18. Unhinged political facebook rant
  19. Fast food for dinner
  20. Just kill me already
  21. Gig cancelled because venue has closed
  22. Eczema will not go away
  23. People think you're a liberal
  24. Loses argument to Tankie again