Grade A suck up Actual nymphomaniac Refused to drink but now wants to drink every weekend Named after an aardvark “Where’s the juul” Cries daily Absolutely will steal your man Always down to make a Tik tok Sweats through everything Blows everything out of proportion Grounded every other week Has a pool we have never swam in Only person who voluntarily puts goop in hair Will send nudes upon request Injured easily Leaves hangout earlier to hookup with a boy Purdue’s next whore Obsessed with her a** Cuddles with boy for ice cream Paler than a ghost Lives in the shadow of her sister Will go off on you Rarely leaves her bed or couch Easily stressed Grade A suck up Actual nymphomaniac Refused to drink but now wants to drink every weekend Named after an aardvark “Where’s the juul” Cries daily Absolutely will steal your man Always down to make a Tik tok Sweats through everything Blows everything out of proportion Grounded every other week Has a pool we have never swam in Only person who voluntarily puts goop in hair Will send nudes upon request Injured easily Leaves hangout earlier to hookup with a boy Purdue’s next whore Obsessed with her a** Cuddles with boy for ice cream Paler than a ghost Lives in the shadow of her sister Will go off on you Rarely leaves her bed or couch Easily stressed
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Grade A suck up
Actual nymphomaniac
Refused to drink but now wants to drink every weekend
Named after an aardvark
“Where’s the juul”
Cries daily
Absolutely will steal your man
Always down to make a Tik tok
Sweats through everything
Blows everything out of proportion
Grounded every other week
Has a pool we have never swam in
Only person who voluntarily puts goop in hair
Will send nudes upon request
Injured easily
Leaves hangout earlier to hookup with a boy
Purdue’s next whore
Obsessed with her a**
Cuddles with boy for ice cream
Paler than a ghost
Lives in the shadow of her sister
Will go off on you
Rarely leaves her bed or couch
Easily stressed
