How hedoesn'tsmokeweedComplainingaboutBrooklynBlatantproliferationof FakeNewsA storyaboutstudentsbeing dumbSomethingproblematicaboutmoneyMaking funof Noah,his job, hislifestyleHow COVID19 is affectingdoctor's appts(for him)BernieBateDescribing anideal life in thesuburbs(withoutmentioning thesuburbs)"Well,Heathermademe..."Reference aRobbinsvillestorefrontAddinghyperbole to astory someonehas toldmomentsearlierDoing anArleneimpressionDoinga PhillyaccentTalking aboutthe pregnancywithout talkingabout HeatherTheTankCall JoeBiden arapistDiscussingPhish inanycontextTalkingabout howthe cat isan assholeA story aboutindoctrinatingstudents withhis politics thathe thought wasteachingDisparagingTimbo inany wayDescribingHeatheras “___ingfor two”Telling astory abouthow Spielhas failedHumble bragabout timemanagementHow hedoesn'tsmokeweedComplainingaboutBrooklynBlatantproliferationof FakeNewsA storyaboutstudentsbeing dumbSomethingproblematicaboutmoneyMaking funof Noah,his job, hislifestyleHow COVID19 is affectingdoctor's appts(for him)BernieBateDescribing anideal life in thesuburbs(withoutmentioning thesuburbs)"Well,Heathermademe..."Reference aRobbinsvillestorefrontAddinghyperbole to astory someonehas toldmomentsearlierDoing anArleneimpressionDoinga PhillyaccentTalking aboutthe pregnancywithout talkingabout HeatherTheTankCall JoeBiden arapistDiscussingPhish inanycontextTalkingabout howthe cat isan assholeA story aboutindoctrinatingstudents withhis politics thathe thought wasteachingDisparagingTimbo inany wayDescribingHeatheras “___ingfor two”Telling astory abouthow Spielhas failedHumble bragabout timemanagement

This is how we survive this group hang! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. How he doesn't smoke weed
  2. Complaining about Brooklyn
  3. Blatant proliferation of Fake News
  4. A story about students being dumb
  5. Something problematic about money
  6. Making fun of Noah, his job, his lifestyle
  7. How COVID 19 is affecting doctor's appts (for him)
  8. Bernie Bate
  9. Describing an ideal life in the suburbs (without mentioning the suburbs)
  10. "Well, Heather made me..."
  11. Reference a Robbinsville storefront
  12. Adding hyperbole to a story someone has told moments earlier
  13. Doing an Arlene impression
  14. Doing a Philly accent
  15. Talking about the pregnancy without talking about Heather
  16. The Tank
  17. Call Joe Biden a rapist
  18. Discussing Phish in any context
  19. Talking about how the cat is an asshole
  20. A story about indoctrinating students with his politics that he thought was teaching
  21. Disparaging Timbo in any way
  22. Describing Heather as “___ing for two”
  23. Telling a story about how Spiel has failed
  24. Humble brag about time management