Gettingtailgatedby a semiBeing paranoidabouttornadoes,because you’rein the MidwestGetting kind ofpeeved whengoogle mapsdoesn’t announcethat you’ve arrivedin a new stateDriving byinterestinglandmarks andthinking “thatwould be a funstop” and notstoppingListening to a truecrime podcast anddriving by a townthat gets mentionedand thinking you’regonna get murderedWanting sobadly to stop forbojangles andthen not, forreally no goodreasonBeing paranoid thatyou’re car is about tobreak down and thensomeone is gonnacome along and murderyou, because you’vebeen listening to truefrom podcastsTalkingtoyourselfCrossing theMississippiand feelingvery dramaticabout itThinking “I’dlove to take apicture of thisamazing view”and notbeing paranoid thatsomeone’s gonna killyou at the rest stopbecause you’vebeen listening to truecrime podcastsGoing throughthe mountainsin the snow andwondering ifyour tires haveenough airSinging asongthat’s notplayingBeing paranoidthat someone ishiding in your carbecause you’vebeen listening totrue crimepodcastsYour dad calling youand looking up whereyou’re driving throughon city data and tellingyou things like “don’tstop for gas in ForrestCity, AK”Having a panicattack when the“maintenancerequired” signcomes onYour coffeebeing too hotto enjoy firstthing in themorningOne hand in abag of chips,one hand onthe steeringwheelLying awake at nightwondering ifsomeone is gonnacome kill youbecause youlistened to true crimepodcasts all dayTaking alonger, morescenic route,and gettingrained onMarveling athow beautifulthe middle ofnowhere canbeBeing paranoid atthe gas station thatsomeone’s gonna killyou, because you’vebeen listening to truecrime podcastsJesussignsbrushing chipsoff yourclothes everytime you getout of the carGettingtailgatedby a semiBeing paranoidabouttornadoes,because you’rein the MidwestGetting kind ofpeeved whengoogle mapsdoesn’t announcethat you’ve arrivedin a new stateDriving byinterestinglandmarks andthinking “thatwould be a funstop” and notstoppingListening to a truecrime podcast anddriving by a townthat gets mentionedand thinking you’regonna get murderedWanting sobadly to stop forbojangles andthen not, forreally no goodreasonBeing paranoid thatyou’re car is about tobreak down and thensomeone is gonnacome along and murderyou, because you’vebeen listening to truefrom podcastsTalkingtoyourselfCrossing theMississippiand feelingvery dramaticabout itThinking “I’dlove to take apicture of thisamazing view”and notbeing paranoid thatsomeone’s gonna killyou at the rest stopbecause you’vebeen listening to truecrime podcastsGoing throughthe mountainsin the snow andwondering ifyour tires haveenough airSinging asongthat’s notplayingBeing paranoidthat someone ishiding in your carbecause you’vebeen listening totrue crimepodcastsYour dad calling youand looking up whereyou’re driving throughon city data and tellingyou things like “don’tstop for gas in ForrestCity, AK”Having a panicattack when the“maintenancerequired” signcomes onYour coffeebeing too hotto enjoy firstthing in themorningOne hand in abag of chips,one hand onthe steeringwheelLying awake at nightwondering ifsomeone is gonnacome kill youbecause youlistened to true crimepodcasts all dayTaking alonger, morescenic route,and gettingrained onMarveling athow beautifulthe middle ofnowhere canbeBeing paranoid atthe gas station thatsomeone’s gonna killyou, because you’vebeen listening to truecrime podcastsJesussignsbrushing chipsoff yourclothes everytime you getout of the car

Road Tripping Alone - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Getting tailgated by a semi
  2. Being paranoid about tornadoes, because you’re in the Midwest
  3. Getting kind of peeved when google maps doesn’t announce that you’ve arrived in a new state
  4. Driving by interesting landmarks and thinking “that would be a fun stop” and not stopping
  5. Listening to a true crime podcast and driving by a town that gets mentioned and thinking you’re gonna get murdered
  6. Wanting so badly to stop for bojangles and then not, for really no good reason
  7. Being paranoid that you’re car is about to break down and then someone is gonna come along and murder you, because you’ve been listening to true from podcasts
  8. Talking to yourself
  9. Crossing the Mississippi and feeling very dramatic about it
  10. Thinking “I’d love to take a picture of this amazing view” and not
  11. being paranoid that someone’s gonna kill you at the rest stop because you’ve been listening to true crime podcasts
  12. Going through the mountains in the snow and wondering if your tires have enough air
  13. Singing a song that’s not playing
  14. Being paranoid that someone is hiding in your car because you’ve been listening to true crime podcasts
  15. Your dad calling you and looking up where you’re driving through on city data and telling you things like “don’t stop for gas in Forrest City, AK”
  16. Having a panic attack when the “maintenance required” sign comes on
  17. Your coffee being too hot to enjoy first thing in the morning
  18. One hand in a bag of chips, one hand on the steering wheel
  19. Lying awake at night wondering if someone is gonna come kill you because you listened to true crime podcasts all day
  20. Taking a longer, more scenic route, and getting rained on
  21. Marveling at how beautiful the middle of nowhere can be
  22. Being paranoid at the gas station that someone’s gonna kill you, because you’ve been listening to true crime podcasts
  23. Jesus signs
  24. brushing chips off your clothes every time you get out of the car