officehoursdouble asnap timetrapped inconversationwith aproblematicprofessor8 am and3:35 pmFridayrecitationsTA'ing outof yourarea/fieldexistentialdreadP's getdegreesthree finalpapers and 60studentpapers due onthe same dayyelled atby KevinG15.7K/yearwith nosummerfundingis thejobmarket?noting whichfaculty showup to campusprotests"somethingmust happenwhen you gettenure"posturingtheorybrosCAPS doesn'tknow how torespond toyour financialanxietiesstressbakingold, dead,white men"you can'tcritique thecanon if youdon't knowthe canon"crying isthe newnormalalwaystiredstudentsthink youhave powerover facultybookreviewinstead ofreading"will therebe freefood?""i will putyour canonin a cannonand shoot itinto space"Freespace is acolonialillusionofficehoursdouble asnap timetrapped inconversationwith aproblematicprofessor8 am and3:35 pmFridayrecitationsTA'ing outof yourarea/fieldexistentialdreadP's getdegreesthree finalpapers and 60studentpapers due onthe same dayyelled atby KevinG15.7K/yearwith nosummerfundingis thejobmarket?noting whichfaculty showup to campusprotests"somethingmust happenwhen you gettenure"posturingtheorybrosCAPS doesn'tknow how torespond toyour financialanxietiesstressbakingold, dead,white men"you can'tcritique thecanon if youdon't knowthe canon"crying isthe newnormalalwaystiredstudentsthink youhave powerover facultybookreviewinstead ofreading"will therebe freefood?""i will putyour canonin a cannonand shoot itinto space"Freespace is acolonialillusion

UNC Grad Student Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. office hours double as nap time
  2. trapped in conversation with a problematic professor
  3. 8 am and 3:35 pm Friday recitations
  4. TA'ing out of your area/field
  5. existential dread
  6. P's get degrees
  7. three final papers and 60 student papers due on the same day
  8. yelled at by Kevin G
  9. 15.7K/year with no summer funding
  10. is the job market?
  11. noting which faculty show up to campus protests
  12. "something must happen when you get tenure"
  13. posturing theory bros
  14. CAPS doesn't know how to respond to your financial anxieties
  15. stress baking
  16. old, dead, white men
  17. "you can't critique the canon if you don't know the canon"
  18. crying is the new normal
  19. always tired
  20. students think you have power over faculty
  21. book review instead of reading
  22. "will there be free food?"
  23. "i will put your canon in a cannon and shoot it into space"
  24. Free space is a colonial illusion