alwaystiredstudentsthink youhave powerover facultyCAPS doesn'tknow how torespond toyour financialanxietiesP's getdegreestrapped inconversationwith aproblematicprofessoris thejobmarket?noting whichfaculty showup to campusprotests"you can'tcritique thecanon if youdon't knowthe canon"officehoursdouble asnap time"i will putyour canonin a cannonand shoot itinto space"TA'ing outof yourarea/fieldyelled atby KevinGthree finalpapers and 60studentpapers due onthe same day"somethingmust happenwhen you gettenure"bookreviewinstead ofreading15.7K/yearwith nosummerfundingposturingtheorybros"will therebe freefood?"crying isthe newnormalold, dead,white menFreespace is acolonialillusionstressbaking8 am and3:35 pmFridayrecitationsexistentialdreadalwaystiredstudentsthink youhave powerover facultyCAPS doesn'tknow how torespond toyour financialanxietiesP's getdegreestrapped inconversationwith aproblematicprofessoris thejobmarket?noting whichfaculty showup to campusprotests"you can'tcritique thecanon if youdon't knowthe canon"officehoursdouble asnap time"i will putyour canonin a cannonand shoot itinto space"TA'ing outof yourarea/fieldyelled atby KevinGthree finalpapers and 60studentpapers due onthe same day"somethingmust happenwhen you gettenure"bookreviewinstead ofreading15.7K/yearwith nosummerfundingposturingtheorybros"will therebe freefood?"crying isthe newnormalold, dead,white menFreespace is acolonialillusionstressbaking8 am and3:35 pmFridayrecitationsexistentialdread

UNC Grad Student Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. always tired
  2. students think you have power over faculty
  3. CAPS doesn't know how to respond to your financial anxieties
  4. P's get degrees
  5. trapped in conversation with a problematic professor
  6. is the job market?
  7. noting which faculty show up to campus protests
  8. "you can't critique the canon if you don't know the canon"
  9. office hours double as nap time
  10. "i will put your canon in a cannon and shoot it into space"
  11. TA'ing out of your area/field
  12. yelled at by Kevin G
  13. three final papers and 60 student papers due on the same day
  14. "something must happen when you get tenure"
  15. book review instead of reading
  16. 15.7K/year with no summer funding
  17. posturing theory bros
  18. "will there be free food?"
  19. crying is the new normal
  20. old, dead, white men
  21. Free space is a colonial illusion
  22. stress baking
  23. 8 am and 3:35 pm Friday recitations
  24. existential dread