"somethingmust happenwhen you gettenure"Freespace is acolonialillusionyelled atby KevinGthree finalpapers and 60studentpapers due onthe same dayis thejobmarket?CAPS doesn'tknow how torespond toyour financialanxietiesnoting whichfaculty showup to campusproteststrapped inconversationwith aproblematicprofessoralwaystiredold, dead,white menP's getdegrees"you can'tcritique thecanon if youdon't knowthe canon""will therebe freefood?"studentsthink youhave powerover facultyposturingtheorybros8 am and3:35 pmFridayrecitationsTA'ing outof yourarea/field"i will putyour canonin a cannonand shoot itinto space"stressbakingexistentialdread15.7K/yearwith nosummerfundingcrying isthe newnormalbookreviewinstead ofreadingofficehoursdouble asnap time"somethingmust happenwhen you gettenure"Freespace is acolonialillusionyelled atby KevinGthree finalpapers and 60studentpapers due onthe same dayis thejobmarket?CAPS doesn'tknow how torespond toyour financialanxietiesnoting whichfaculty showup to campusproteststrapped inconversationwith aproblematicprofessoralwaystiredold, dead,white menP's getdegrees"you can'tcritique thecanon if youdon't knowthe canon""will therebe freefood?"studentsthink youhave powerover facultyposturingtheorybros8 am and3:35 pmFridayrecitationsTA'ing outof yourarea/field"i will putyour canonin a cannonand shoot itinto space"stressbakingexistentialdread15.7K/yearwith nosummerfundingcrying isthe newnormalbookreviewinstead ofreadingofficehoursdouble asnap time

UNC Grad Student Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "something must happen when you get tenure"
  2. Free space is a colonial illusion
  3. yelled at by Kevin G
  4. three final papers and 60 student papers due on the same day
  5. is the job market?
  6. CAPS doesn't know how to respond to your financial anxieties
  7. noting which faculty show up to campus protests
  8. trapped in conversation with a problematic professor
  9. always tired
  10. old, dead, white men
  11. P's get degrees
  12. "you can't critique the canon if you don't know the canon"
  13. "will there be free food?"
  14. students think you have power over faculty
  15. posturing theory bros
  16. 8 am and 3:35 pm Friday recitations
  17. TA'ing out of your area/field
  18. "i will put your canon in a cannon and shoot it into space"
  19. stress baking
  20. existential dread
  21. 15.7K/year with no summer funding
  22. crying is the new normal
  23. book review instead of reading
  24. office hours double as nap time