is thejobmarket?Freespace is acolonialillusion"you can'tcritique thecanon if youdon't knowthe canon"yelled atby KevinGposturingtheorybrosTA'ing outof yourarea/fieldtrapped inconversationwith aproblematicprofessorexistentialdreadP's getdegrees15.7K/yearwith nosummerfunding8 am and3:35 pmFridayrecitationsbookreviewinstead ofreadingofficehoursdouble asnap timecrying isthe newnormal"i will putyour canonin a cannonand shoot itinto space"stressbakingnoting whichfaculty showup to campusprotests"will therebe freefood?""somethingmust happenwhen you gettenure"three finalpapers and 60studentpapers due onthe same dayalwaystiredCAPS doesn'tknow how torespond toyour financialanxietiesold, dead,white menstudentsthink youhave powerover facultyis thejobmarket?Freespace is acolonialillusion"you can'tcritique thecanon if youdon't knowthe canon"yelled atby KevinGposturingtheorybrosTA'ing outof yourarea/fieldtrapped inconversationwith aproblematicprofessorexistentialdreadP's getdegrees15.7K/yearwith nosummerfunding8 am and3:35 pmFridayrecitationsbookreviewinstead ofreadingofficehoursdouble asnap timecrying isthe newnormal"i will putyour canonin a cannonand shoot itinto space"stressbakingnoting whichfaculty showup to campusprotests"will therebe freefood?""somethingmust happenwhen you gettenure"three finalpapers and 60studentpapers due onthe same dayalwaystiredCAPS doesn'tknow how torespond toyour financialanxietiesold, dead,white menstudentsthink youhave powerover faculty

UNC Grad Student Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. is the job market?
  2. Free space is a colonial illusion
  3. "you can't critique the canon if you don't know the canon"
  4. yelled at by Kevin G
  5. posturing theory bros
  6. TA'ing out of your area/field
  7. trapped in conversation with a problematic professor
  8. existential dread
  9. P's get degrees
  10. 15.7K/year with no summer funding
  11. 8 am and 3:35 pm Friday recitations
  12. book review instead of reading
  13. office hours double as nap time
  14. crying is the new normal
  15. "i will put your canon in a cannon and shoot it into space"
  16. stress baking
  17. noting which faculty show up to campus protests
  18. "will there be free food?"
  19. "something must happen when you get tenure"
  20. three final papers and 60 student papers due on the same day
  21. always tired
  22. CAPS doesn't know how to respond to your financial anxieties
  23. old, dead, white men
  24. students think you have power over faculty