15.7K/yearwith nosummerfunding"you can'tcritique thecanon if youdon't knowthe canon"stressbakingTA'ing outof yourarea/fieldnoting whichfaculty showup to campusprotestsP's getdegrees"somethingmust happenwhen you gettenure""i will putyour canonin a cannonand shoot itinto space"posturingtheorybros"will therebe freefood?"8 am and3:35 pmFridayrecitationsofficehoursdouble asnap timeCAPS doesn'tknow how torespond toyour financialanxietiesyelled atby KevinGthree finalpapers and 60studentpapers due onthe same daycrying isthe newnormalbookreviewinstead ofreadingstudentsthink youhave powerover facultyis thejobmarket?old, dead,white menFreespace is acolonialillusiontrapped inconversationwith aproblematicprofessoralwaystiredexistentialdread15.7K/yearwith nosummerfunding"you can'tcritique thecanon if youdon't knowthe canon"stressbakingTA'ing outof yourarea/fieldnoting whichfaculty showup to campusprotestsP's getdegrees"somethingmust happenwhen you gettenure""i will putyour canonin a cannonand shoot itinto space"posturingtheorybros"will therebe freefood?"8 am and3:35 pmFridayrecitationsofficehoursdouble asnap timeCAPS doesn'tknow how torespond toyour financialanxietiesyelled atby KevinGthree finalpapers and 60studentpapers due onthe same daycrying isthe newnormalbookreviewinstead ofreadingstudentsthink youhave powerover facultyis thejobmarket?old, dead,white menFreespace is acolonialillusiontrapped inconversationwith aproblematicprofessoralwaystiredexistentialdread

UNC Grad Student Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 15.7K/year with no summer funding
  2. "you can't critique the canon if you don't know the canon"
  3. stress baking
  4. TA'ing out of your area/field
  5. noting which faculty show up to campus protests
  6. P's get degrees
  7. "something must happen when you get tenure"
  8. "i will put your canon in a cannon and shoot it into space"
  9. posturing theory bros
  10. "will there be free food?"
  11. 8 am and 3:35 pm Friday recitations
  12. office hours double as nap time
  13. CAPS doesn't know how to respond to your financial anxieties
  14. yelled at by Kevin G
  15. three final papers and 60 student papers due on the same day
  16. crying is the new normal
  17. book review instead of reading
  18. students think you have power over faculty
  19. is the job market?
  20. old, dead, white men
  21. Free space is a colonial illusion
  22. trapped in conversation with a problematic professor
  23. always tired
  24. existential dread