"you can'tcritique thecanon if youdon't knowthe canon"P's getdegreesold, dead,white menalwaystiredyelled atby KevinGnoting whichfaculty showup to campusprotestsbookreviewinstead ofreadingexistentialdreadofficehoursdouble asnap timeFreespace is acolonialillusion"i will putyour canonin a cannonand shoot itinto space"stressbakingposturingtheorybrosstudentsthink youhave powerover faculty"will therebe freefood?"15.7K/yearwith nosummerfundingtrapped inconversationwith aproblematicprofessorCAPS doesn'tknow how torespond toyour financialanxieties8 am and3:35 pmFridayrecitationsTA'ing outof yourarea/fieldthree finalpapers and 60studentpapers due onthe same day"somethingmust happenwhen you gettenure"crying isthe newnormalis thejobmarket?"you can'tcritique thecanon if youdon't knowthe canon"P's getdegreesold, dead,white menalwaystiredyelled atby KevinGnoting whichfaculty showup to campusprotestsbookreviewinstead ofreadingexistentialdreadofficehoursdouble asnap timeFreespace is acolonialillusion"i will putyour canonin a cannonand shoot itinto space"stressbakingposturingtheorybrosstudentsthink youhave powerover faculty"will therebe freefood?"15.7K/yearwith nosummerfundingtrapped inconversationwith aproblematicprofessorCAPS doesn'tknow how torespond toyour financialanxieties8 am and3:35 pmFridayrecitationsTA'ing outof yourarea/fieldthree finalpapers and 60studentpapers due onthe same day"somethingmust happenwhen you gettenure"crying isthe newnormalis thejobmarket?

UNC Grad Student Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "you can't critique the canon if you don't know the canon"
  2. P's get degrees
  3. old, dead, white men
  4. always tired
  5. yelled at by Kevin G
  6. noting which faculty show up to campus protests
  7. book review instead of reading
  8. existential dread
  9. office hours double as nap time
  10. Free space is a colonial illusion
  11. "i will put your canon in a cannon and shoot it into space"
  12. stress baking
  13. posturing theory bros
  14. students think you have power over faculty
  15. "will there be free food?"
  16. 15.7K/year with no summer funding
  17. trapped in conversation with a problematic professor
  18. CAPS doesn't know how to respond to your financial anxieties
  19. 8 am and 3:35 pm Friday recitations
  20. TA'ing out of your area/field
  21. three final papers and 60 student papers due on the same day
  22. "something must happen when you get tenure"
  23. crying is the new normal
  24. is the job market?