Told someone if youend up on a ventyou're ok withgettinghydroxychloroquineThought aboutusing Boot HillDistillerysanitizer if youcouldn't getmore boozeWatchedTiger Kingon NetflixYou realize socialdistancing hasrelieved you ofhaving to attendgatherings youdidn't want toanywayUsed Zoom andrealized youcan't stoptouching yourface, so you'regoing to dieUsed Zoom andwondered whyyou don't looklike people onsocial mediaHad toreplenishyourquarantineboozePart of youhopes socialdistancinglasts foreverHave a stashof masks athome youhaven't toldanyone aboutThoughtabout makinga mask out ofa bra orunderwearThought aboutmixing tonicwater with BootHill DistillerySanitizerWatched anymovie or videoand areuncomfortable withpeople standingtoo close togetherThought aboutwhat kind offabric patternyou would use ifyou made yourown maskWatchedpandemicdocumentariesfor historicalcontextTaken yourtemperatureWanted todrinkBoot HillDistillerySanitizerWatched TikTokvideos to numbyour braincause boozeisn't enoughRealized you haveNetflix, Hulu,Amazon, and all theother things but stillcan't find anythingto watchDrank allyourquarantineboozeHadsomeone askyou to feeltheir head tosee if it's hotUsedBoot HillDistillerySanitizer Compulsivelytaken yourtemperatureGoogledDr.AnthonyFauciWish you'dinvested inZoom or anyother videoconferencingcompanyTold someone if youend up on a ventyou're ok withgettinghydroxychloroquineThought aboutusing Boot HillDistillerysanitizer if youcouldn't getmore boozeWatchedTiger Kingon NetflixYou realize socialdistancing hasrelieved you ofhaving to attendgatherings youdidn't want toanywayUsed Zoom andrealized youcan't stoptouching yourface, so you'regoing to dieUsed Zoom andwondered whyyou don't looklike people onsocial mediaHad toreplenishyourquarantineboozePart of youhopes socialdistancinglasts foreverHave a stashof masks athome youhaven't toldanyone aboutThoughtabout makinga mask out ofa bra orunderwearThought aboutmixing tonicwater with BootHill DistillerySanitizerWatched anymovie or videoand areuncomfortable withpeople standingtoo close togetherThought aboutwhat kind offabric patternyou would use ifyou made yourown maskWatchedpandemicdocumentariesfor historicalcontextTaken yourtemperatureWanted todrinkBoot HillDistillerySanitizerWatched TikTokvideos to numbyour braincause boozeisn't enoughRealized you haveNetflix, Hulu,Amazon, and all theother things but stillcan't find anythingto watchDrank allyourquarantineboozeHadsomeone askyou to feeltheir head tosee if it's hotUsedBoot HillDistillerySanitizer Compulsivelytaken yourtemperatureGoogledDr.AnthonyFauciWish you'dinvested inZoom or anyother videoconferencingcompany

Corona Crisis Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Told someone if you end up on a vent you're ok with getting hydroxychloroquine
  2. Thought about using Boot Hill Distillery sanitizer if you couldn't get more booze
  3. Watched Tiger King on Netflix
  4. You realize social distancing has relieved you of having to attend gatherings you didn't want to anyway
  5. Used Zoom and realized you can't stop touching your face, so you're going to die
  6. Used Zoom and wondered why you don't look like people on social media
  7. Had to replenish your quarantine booze
  8. Part of you hopes social distancing lasts forever
  9. Have a stash of masks at home you haven't told anyone about
  10. Thought about making a mask out of a bra or underwear
  11. Thought about mixing tonic water with Boot Hill Distillery Sanitizer
  12. Watched any movie or video and are uncomfortable with people standing too close together
  13. Thought about what kind of fabric pattern you would use if you made your own mask
  14. Watched pandemic documentaries for historical context
  15. Taken your temperature
  16. Wanted to drink Boot Hill Distillery Sanitizer
  17. Watched TikTok videos to numb your brain cause booze isn't enough
  18. Realized you have Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, and all the other things but still can't find anything to watch
  19. Drank all your quarantine booze
  20. Had someone ask you to feel their head to see if it's hot
  21. Used Boot Hill Distillery Sanitizer
  22. Compulsively taken your temperature
  23. Googled Dr. Anthony Fauci
  24. Wish you'd invested in Zoom or any other video conferencing company