Thought aboutwhat kind offabric patternyou would use ifyou made yourown maskUsed Zoom andrealized youcan't stoptouching yourface, so you'regoing to dieWatchedpandemicdocumentariesfor historicalcontextWish you'dinvested inZoom or anyother videoconferencingcompanyHad toreplenishyourquarantineboozeThoughtabout makinga mask out ofa bra orunderwearCompulsivelytaken yourtemperatureThought aboutmixing tonicwater with BootHill DistillerySanitizerRealized you haveNetflix, Hulu,Amazon, and all theother things but stillcan't find anythingto watchTaken yourtemperatureHave a stashof masks athome youhaven't toldanyone aboutWatchedTiger Kingon NetflixHadsomeone askyou to feeltheir head tosee if it's hotUsed Zoom andwondered triedto adjust lightingto make yourselfnot look deadTold someone if youend up on a ventyou're ok withgettinghydroxychloroquineWatched TikTokvideos to numbyour braincause boozeisn't enoughPart of youhopes socialdistancinglasts foreverGoogledDr.AnthonyFauciYou realize socialdistancing hasrelieved you ofhaving to attendgatherings youdidn't want toanywayUsedBoot HillDistillerySanitizer Drank allyourquarantineboozeWatched anymovie or videoand areuncomfortable withpeople standingtoo close togetherThought aboutusing Boot HillDistillerysanitizer if youcouldn't getmore boozeWanted todrinkBoot HillDistillerySanitizerThought aboutwhat kind offabric patternyou would use ifyou made yourown maskUsed Zoom andrealized youcan't stoptouching yourface, so you'regoing to dieWatchedpandemicdocumentariesfor historicalcontextWish you'dinvested inZoom or anyother videoconferencingcompanyHad toreplenishyourquarantineboozeThoughtabout makinga mask out ofa bra orunderwearCompulsivelytaken yourtemperatureThought aboutmixing tonicwater with BootHill DistillerySanitizerRealized you haveNetflix, Hulu,Amazon, and all theother things but stillcan't find anythingto watchTaken yourtemperatureHave a stashof masks athome youhaven't toldanyone aboutWatchedTiger Kingon NetflixHadsomeone askyou to feeltheir head tosee if it's hotUsed Zoom andwondered triedto adjust lightingto make yourselfnot look deadTold someone if youend up on a ventyou're ok withgettinghydroxychloroquineWatched TikTokvideos to numbyour braincause boozeisn't enoughPart of youhopes socialdistancinglasts foreverGoogledDr.AnthonyFauciYou realize socialdistancing hasrelieved you ofhaving to attendgatherings youdidn't want toanywayUsedBoot HillDistillerySanitizer Drank allyourquarantineboozeWatched anymovie or videoand areuncomfortable withpeople standingtoo close togetherThought aboutusing Boot HillDistillerysanitizer if youcouldn't getmore boozeWanted todrinkBoot HillDistillerySanitizer

Corona Crisis Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thought about what kind of fabric pattern you would use if you made your own mask
  2. Used Zoom and realized you can't stop touching your face, so you're going to die
  3. Watched pandemic documentaries for historical context
  4. Wish you'd invested in Zoom or any other video conferencing company
  5. Had to replenish your quarantine booze
  6. Thought about making a mask out of a bra or underwear
  7. Compulsively taken your temperature
  8. Thought about mixing tonic water with Boot Hill Distillery Sanitizer
  9. Realized you have Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, and all the other things but still can't find anything to watch
  10. Taken your temperature
  11. Have a stash of masks at home you haven't told anyone about
  12. Watched Tiger King on Netflix
  13. Had someone ask you to feel their head to see if it's hot
  14. Used Zoom and wondered tried to adjust lighting to make yourself not look dead
  15. Told someone if you end up on a vent you're ok with getting hydroxychloroquine
  16. Watched TikTok videos to numb your brain cause booze isn't enough
  17. Part of you hopes social distancing lasts forever
  18. Googled Dr. Anthony Fauci
  19. You realize social distancing has relieved you of having to attend gatherings you didn't want to anyway
  20. Used Boot Hill Distillery Sanitizer
  21. Drank all your quarantine booze
  22. Watched any movie or video and are uncomfortable with people standing too close together
  23. Thought about using Boot Hill Distillery sanitizer if you couldn't get more booze
  24. Wanted to drink Boot Hill Distillery Sanitizer