two pairs of same Vans on phone with parents Bud heavy drinks whole milk looks a lil like Keanu Reeves eats like a toddler RBG merch “I farted” Diet Coke addict doesn’t know pop culture weighted blanket actually 50 years old talks in 3rd person only wears slippers “Hey google?” mean drunk bakes bread in quarantine can’t twerk but tries “I love Disney” can’t take shots w/o puking Free! “I look like a 12yr old boy” dancing like a white dad “my mf b” two pairs of same Vans on phone with parents Bud heavy drinks whole milk looks a lil like Keanu Reeves eats like a toddler RBG merch “I farted” Diet Coke addict doesn’t know pop culture weighted blanket actually 50 years old talks in 3rd person only wears slippers “Hey google?” mean drunk bakes bread in quarantine can’t twerk but tries “I love Disney” can’t take shots w/o puking Free! “I look like a 12yr old boy” dancing like a white dad “my mf b”
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S-two pairs of same Vans
S-on phone with parents
R-Bud heavy
!-drinks whole milk
!-looks a lil like Keanu Reeves
A-eats like a toddler
A-RBG merch
S-“I farted”
!-Diet Coke addict
A-doesn’t know pop culture
A-weighted blanket
R-actually 50 years old
A-talks in 3rd person
A-only wears slippers
!-“Hey google?”
A-mean drunk
A-bakes bread in quarantine
A-can’t twerk but tries
!-“I love Disney”
R-can’t take shots w/o puking
A-Free!
S-“I look like a 12yr old boy”
R-dancing like a white dad
S-“my mf b”
