weighted blanket drinks whole milk only wears slippers Diet Coke addict eats like a toddler on phone with parents can’t take shots w/o puking actually 50 years old talks in 3rd person can’t twerk but tries looks a lil like Keanu Reeves mean drunk bakes bread in quarantine RBG merch doesn’t know pop culture “I look like a 12yr old boy” two pairs of same Vans “my mf b” dancing like a white dad “Hey google?” “I love Disney” “I farted” Bud heavy Free! weighted blanket drinks whole milk only wears slippers Diet Coke addict eats like a toddler on phone with parents can’t take shots w/o puking actually 50 years old talks in 3rd person can’t twerk but tries looks a lil like Keanu Reeves mean drunk bakes bread in quarantine RBG merch doesn’t know pop culture “I look like a 12yr old boy” two pairs of same Vans “my mf b” dancing like a white dad “Hey google?” “I love Disney” “I farted” Bud heavy Free!
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A-weighted blanket
!-drinks whole milk
A-only wears slippers
!-Diet Coke addict
A-eats like a toddler
S-on phone with parents
R-can’t take shots w/o puking
R-actually 50 years old
A-talks in 3rd person
A-can’t twerk but tries
!-looks a lil like Keanu Reeves
A-mean drunk
A-bakes bread in quarantine
A-RBG merch
A-doesn’t know pop culture
S-“I look like a 12yr old boy”
S-two pairs of same Vans
S-“my mf b”
R-dancing like a white dad
!-“Hey google?”
!-“I love Disney”
S-“I farted”
R-Bud heavy
A-Free!
