drinks whole milk “Hey google?” Free! on phone with parents dancing like a white dad Bud heavy RBG merch eats like a toddler Diet Coke addict bakes bread in quarantine looks a lil like Keanu Reeves can’t take shots w/o puking can’t twerk but tries “I look like a 12yr old boy” two pairs of same Vans doesn’t know pop culture only wears slippers actually 50 years old talks in 3rd person “my mf b” “I farted” weighted blanket mean drunk “I love Disney” drinks whole milk “Hey google?” Free! on phone with parents dancing like a white dad Bud heavy RBG merch eats like a toddler Diet Coke addict bakes bread in quarantine looks a lil like Keanu Reeves can’t take shots w/o puking can’t twerk but tries “I look like a 12yr old boy” two pairs of same Vans doesn’t know pop culture only wears slippers actually 50 years old talks in 3rd person “my mf b” “I farted” weighted blanket mean drunk “I love Disney”
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!-drinks whole milk
!-“Hey google?”
A-Free!
S-on phone with parents
R-dancing like a white dad
R-Bud heavy
A-RBG merch
A-eats like a toddler
!-Diet Coke addict
A-bakes bread in quarantine
!-looks a lil like Keanu Reeves
R-can’t take shots w/o puking
A-can’t twerk but tries
S-“I look like a 12yr old boy”
S-two pairs of same Vans
A-doesn’t know pop culture
A-only wears slippers
R-actually 50 years old
A-talks in 3rd person
S-“my mf b”
S-“I farted”
A-weighted blanket
A-mean drunk
!-“I love Disney”
