"I do morethan justopenmail""Areyoudone""Why isthe TVon?"*Sits in theoffice formore than 5hours in arow*"The poolguy iscoming onWednesday"*Mentionshow good heis at fast-forwarding atv show**Talksabout firingup thejacuzzi**CallsFaceTimeFacebook**Tells youhow manyscorpionshe's killed""Do youneedanythingfrom Fry's?""It's ascam"*Complainsabout beingsore butdoesn'tstretch**Talks aboutthe negativeeffects ofIbuprofen andallergy pills*"We need toFaceTimemy parents""It's highlyedited /scripted"*Talks abouthowsoftened thewater is**Goes to thegrocery storemore than 3times in 1day**Mentionsrats in thebackyard*ReneeSpecial"TURNTHE TVDOWN"*Tries togrow anavocadofrom a pit**Sneezes*"There mustbesomething inthe air""Theknives aresharp""I'm goingto movesomerocks"*Snickersat his own(not funny)joke*"I do morethan justopenmail""Areyoudone""Why isthe TVon?"*Sits in theoffice formore than 5hours in arow*"The poolguy iscoming onWednesday"*Mentionshow good heis at fast-forwarding atv show**Talksabout firingup thejacuzzi**CallsFaceTimeFacebook**Tells youhow manyscorpionshe's killed""Do youneedanythingfrom Fry's?""It's ascam"*Complainsabout beingsore butdoesn'tstretch**Talks aboutthe negativeeffects ofIbuprofen andallergy pills*"We need toFaceTimemy parents""It's highlyedited /scripted"*Talks abouthowsoftened thewater is**Goes to thegrocery storemore than 3times in 1day**Mentionsrats in thebackyard*ReneeSpecial"TURNTHE TVDOWN"*Tries togrow anavocadofrom a pit**Sneezes*"There mustbesomething inthe air""Theknives aresharp""I'm goingto movesomerocks"*Snickersat his own(not funny)joke*

Sorry Dad - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I do more than just open mail"
  2. "Are you done"
  3. "Why is the TV on?"
  4. *Sits in the office for more than 5 hours in a row*
  5. "The pool guy is coming on Wednesday"
  6. *Mentions how good he is at fast-forwarding a tv show*
  7. *Talks about firing up the jacuzzi*
  8. *Calls FaceTime Facebook*
  9. *Tells you how many scorpions he's killed"
  10. "Do you need anything from Fry's?"
  11. "It's a scam"
  12. *Complains about being sore but doesn't stretch*
  13. *Talks about the negative effects of Ibuprofen and allergy pills*
  14. "We need to FaceTime my parents"
  15. "It's highly edited / scripted"
  16. *Talks about how softened the water is*
  17. *Goes to the grocery store more than 3 times in 1 day*
  18. *Mentions rats in the backyard*
  19. Renee Special
  20. "TURN THE TV DOWN"
  21. *Tries to grow an avocado from a pit*
  22. *Sneezes* "There must be something in the air"
  23. "The knives are sharp"
  24. "I'm going to move some rocks"
  25. *Snickers at his own (not funny) joke*