"Theknives aresharp""I do morethan justopenmail"*Complainsabout beingsore butdoesn'tstretch*"Why isthe TVon?"*Sneezes*"There mustbesomething inthe air"*Talks abouthowsoftened thewater is**Sits in theoffice formore than 5hours in arow**Snickersat his own(not funny)joke*"It's ascam"*Tries togrow anavocadofrom a pit**Goes to thegrocery storemore than 3times in 1day**Mentionshow good heis at fast-forwarding atv show**Talksabout firingup thejacuzzi*"TURNTHE TVDOWN""It's highlyedited /scripted""Areyoudone"*Talks aboutthe negativeeffects ofIbuprofen andallergy pills*"I'm goingto movesomerocks"ReneeSpecial"Do youneedanythingfrom Fry's?"*Mentionsrats in thebackyard**Tells youhow manyscorpionshe's killed""The poolguy iscoming onWednesday"*CallsFaceTimeFacebook*"We need toFaceTimemy parents""Theknives aresharp""I do morethan justopenmail"*Complainsabout beingsore butdoesn'tstretch*"Why isthe TVon?"*Sneezes*"There mustbesomething inthe air"*Talks abouthowsoftened thewater is**Sits in theoffice formore than 5hours in arow**Snickersat his own(not funny)joke*"It's ascam"*Tries togrow anavocadofrom a pit**Goes to thegrocery storemore than 3times in 1day**Mentionshow good heis at fast-forwarding atv show**Talksabout firingup thejacuzzi*"TURNTHE TVDOWN""It's highlyedited /scripted""Areyoudone"*Talks aboutthe negativeeffects ofIbuprofen andallergy pills*"I'm goingto movesomerocks"ReneeSpecial"Do youneedanythingfrom Fry's?"*Mentionsrats in thebackyard**Tells youhow manyscorpionshe's killed""The poolguy iscoming onWednesday"*CallsFaceTimeFacebook*"We need toFaceTimemy parents"

Sorry Dad - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "The knives are sharp"
  2. "I do more than just open mail"
  3. *Complains about being sore but doesn't stretch*
  4. "Why is the TV on?"
  5. *Sneezes* "There must be something in the air"
  6. *Talks about how softened the water is*
  7. *Sits in the office for more than 5 hours in a row*
  8. *Snickers at his own (not funny) joke*
  9. "It's a scam"
  10. *Tries to grow an avocado from a pit*
  11. *Goes to the grocery store more than 3 times in 1 day*
  12. *Mentions how good he is at fast-forwarding a tv show*
  13. *Talks about firing up the jacuzzi*
  14. "TURN THE TV DOWN"
  15. "It's highly edited / scripted"
  16. "Are you done"
  17. *Talks about the negative effects of Ibuprofen and allergy pills*
  18. "I'm going to move some rocks"
  19. Renee Special
  20. "Do you need anything from Fry's?"
  21. *Mentions rats in the backyard*
  22. *Tells you how many scorpions he's killed"
  23. "The pool guy is coming on Wednesday"
  24. *Calls FaceTime Facebook*
  25. "We need to FaceTime my parents"