*Sits in theoffice formore than 5hours in arow**Talksabout firingup thejacuzzi*"Areyoudone"*CallsFaceTimeFacebook**Tells youhow manyscorpionshe's killed"*Goes to thegrocery storemore than 3times in 1day*"We need toFaceTimemy parents""I do morethan justopenmail""It's ascam""The poolguy iscoming onWednesday"ReneeSpecial*Sneezes*"There mustbesomething inthe air"*Mentionshow good heis at fast-forwarding atv show*"TURNTHE TVDOWN"*Talks abouthowsoftened thewater is**Tries togrow anavocadofrom a pit**Mentionsrats in thebackyard**Talks aboutthe negativeeffects ofIbuprofen andallergy pills*"Do youneedanythingfrom Fry's?""It's highlyedited /scripted"*Snickersat his own(not funny)joke*"Why isthe TVon?""I'm goingto movesomerocks"*Complainsabout beingsore butdoesn'tstretch*"Theknives aresharp"*Sits in theoffice formore than 5hours in arow**Talksabout firingup thejacuzzi*"Areyoudone"*CallsFaceTimeFacebook**Tells youhow manyscorpionshe's killed"*Goes to thegrocery storemore than 3times in 1day*"We need toFaceTimemy parents""I do morethan justopenmail""It's ascam""The poolguy iscoming onWednesday"ReneeSpecial*Sneezes*"There mustbesomething inthe air"*Mentionshow good heis at fast-forwarding atv show*"TURNTHE TVDOWN"*Talks abouthowsoftened thewater is**Tries togrow anavocadofrom a pit**Mentionsrats in thebackyard**Talks aboutthe negativeeffects ofIbuprofen andallergy pills*"Do youneedanythingfrom Fry's?""It's highlyedited /scripted"*Snickersat his own(not funny)joke*"Why isthe TVon?""I'm goingto movesomerocks"*Complainsabout beingsore butdoesn'tstretch*"Theknives aresharp"

Sorry Dad - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. *Sits in the office for more than 5 hours in a row*
  2. *Talks about firing up the jacuzzi*
  3. "Are you done"
  4. *Calls FaceTime Facebook*
  5. *Tells you how many scorpions he's killed"
  6. *Goes to the grocery store more than 3 times in 1 day*
  7. "We need to FaceTime my parents"
  8. "I do more than just open mail"
  9. "It's a scam"
  10. "The pool guy is coming on Wednesday"
  11. Renee Special
  12. *Sneezes* "There must be something in the air"
  13. *Mentions how good he is at fast-forwarding a tv show*
  14. "TURN THE TV DOWN"
  15. *Talks about how softened the water is*
  16. *Tries to grow an avocado from a pit*
  17. *Mentions rats in the backyard*
  18. *Talks about the negative effects of Ibuprofen and allergy pills*
  19. "Do you need anything from Fry's?"
  20. "It's highly edited / scripted"
  21. *Snickers at his own (not funny) joke*
  22. "Why is the TV on?"
  23. "I'm going to move some rocks"
  24. *Complains about being sore but doesn't stretch*
  25. "The knives are sharp"