"Why isthe TVon?"*Tries togrow anavocadofrom a pit*"I do morethan justopenmail"*Complainsabout beingsore butdoesn'tstretch*"Theknives aresharp""It's highlyedited /scripted""The poolguy iscoming onWednesday""TURNTHE TVDOWN""We need toFaceTimemy parents""It's ascam"*Snickersat his own(not funny)joke**Sneezes*"There mustbesomething inthe air"*CallsFaceTimeFacebook*"Areyoudone"*Sits in theoffice formore than 5hours in arow**Goes to thegrocery storemore than 3times in 1day**Mentionsrats in thebackyard**Talks abouthowsoftened thewater is**Mentionshow good heis at fast-forwarding atv show**Talks aboutthe negativeeffects ofIbuprofen andallergy pills**Talksabout firingup thejacuzzi*ReneeSpecial"I'm goingto movesomerocks"*Tells youhow manyscorpionshe's killed""Do youneedanythingfrom Fry's?""Why isthe TVon?"*Tries togrow anavocadofrom a pit*"I do morethan justopenmail"*Complainsabout beingsore butdoesn'tstretch*"Theknives aresharp""It's highlyedited /scripted""The poolguy iscoming onWednesday""TURNTHE TVDOWN""We need toFaceTimemy parents""It's ascam"*Snickersat his own(not funny)joke**Sneezes*"There mustbesomething inthe air"*CallsFaceTimeFacebook*"Areyoudone"*Sits in theoffice formore than 5hours in arow**Goes to thegrocery storemore than 3times in 1day**Mentionsrats in thebackyard**Talks abouthowsoftened thewater is**Mentionshow good heis at fast-forwarding atv show**Talks aboutthe negativeeffects ofIbuprofen andallergy pills**Talksabout firingup thejacuzzi*ReneeSpecial"I'm goingto movesomerocks"*Tells youhow manyscorpionshe's killed""Do youneedanythingfrom Fry's?"

Sorry Dad - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Why is the TV on?"
  2. *Tries to grow an avocado from a pit*
  3. "I do more than just open mail"
  4. *Complains about being sore but doesn't stretch*
  5. "The knives are sharp"
  6. "It's highly edited / scripted"
  7. "The pool guy is coming on Wednesday"
  8. "TURN THE TV DOWN"
  9. "We need to FaceTime my parents"
  10. "It's a scam"
  11. *Snickers at his own (not funny) joke*
  12. *Sneezes* "There must be something in the air"
  13. *Calls FaceTime Facebook*
  14. "Are you done"
  15. *Sits in the office for more than 5 hours in a row*
  16. *Goes to the grocery store more than 3 times in 1 day*
  17. *Mentions rats in the backyard*
  18. *Talks about how softened the water is*
  19. *Mentions how good he is at fast-forwarding a tv show*
  20. *Talks about the negative effects of Ibuprofen and allergy pills*
  21. *Talks about firing up the jacuzzi*
  22. Renee Special
  23. "I'm going to move some rocks"
  24. *Tells you how many scorpions he's killed"
  25. "Do you need anything from Fry's?"