"I do morethan justopenmail""We need toFaceTimemy parents"*Tries togrow anavocadofrom a pit**Sits in theoffice formore than 5hours in arow**Talks aboutthe negativeeffects ofIbuprofen andallergy pills**Sneezes*"There mustbesomething inthe air"*Talksabout firingup thejacuzzi*ReneeSpecial*CallsFaceTimeFacebook*"Theknives aresharp""TURNTHE TVDOWN""I'm goingto movesomerocks"*Goes to thegrocery storemore than 3times in 1day**Talks abouthowsoftened thewater is**Mentionsrats in thebackyard*"Why isthe TVon?""It's highlyedited /scripted"*Snickersat his own(not funny)joke**Tells youhow manyscorpionshe's killed"*Mentionshow good heis at fast-forwarding atv show*"It's ascam"*Complainsabout beingsore butdoesn'tstretch*"The poolguy iscoming onWednesday""Do youneedanythingfrom Fry's?""Areyoudone""I do morethan justopenmail""We need toFaceTimemy parents"*Tries togrow anavocadofrom a pit**Sits in theoffice formore than 5hours in arow**Talks aboutthe negativeeffects ofIbuprofen andallergy pills**Sneezes*"There mustbesomething inthe air"*Talksabout firingup thejacuzzi*ReneeSpecial*CallsFaceTimeFacebook*"Theknives aresharp""TURNTHE TVDOWN""I'm goingto movesomerocks"*Goes to thegrocery storemore than 3times in 1day**Talks abouthowsoftened thewater is**Mentionsrats in thebackyard*"Why isthe TVon?""It's highlyedited /scripted"*Snickersat his own(not funny)joke**Tells youhow manyscorpionshe's killed"*Mentionshow good heis at fast-forwarding atv show*"It's ascam"*Complainsabout beingsore butdoesn'tstretch*"The poolguy iscoming onWednesday""Do youneedanythingfrom Fry's?""Areyoudone"

Sorry Dad - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I do more than just open mail"
  2. "We need to FaceTime my parents"
  3. *Tries to grow an avocado from a pit*
  4. *Sits in the office for more than 5 hours in a row*
  5. *Talks about the negative effects of Ibuprofen and allergy pills*
  6. *Sneezes* "There must be something in the air"
  7. *Talks about firing up the jacuzzi*
  8. Renee Special
  9. *Calls FaceTime Facebook*
  10. "The knives are sharp"
  11. "TURN THE TV DOWN"
  12. "I'm going to move some rocks"
  13. *Goes to the grocery store more than 3 times in 1 day*
  14. *Talks about how softened the water is*
  15. *Mentions rats in the backyard*
  16. "Why is the TV on?"
  17. "It's highly edited / scripted"
  18. *Snickers at his own (not funny) joke*
  19. *Tells you how many scorpions he's killed"
  20. *Mentions how good he is at fast-forwarding a tv show*
  21. "It's a scam"
  22. *Complains about being sore but doesn't stretch*
  23. "The pool guy is coming on Wednesday"
  24. "Do you need anything from Fry's?"
  25. "Are you done"