Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!Free!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!Free!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!
  2. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
  3. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  4. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  5. I'm no cheetah…you're lion!
  6. Every soccer player's favorite beverage? Penal-tea!
  7. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  8. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
  9. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  10. Free!
  11. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
  12. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
  13. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty!
  14. I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!
  15. Who is the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!
  16. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!