Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Free!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Free!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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