I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!Free!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!Free!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!
  2. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  3. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
  4. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!
  5. Every soccer player's favorite beverage? Penal-tea!
  6. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty!
  7. Free!
  8. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
  9. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  10. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
  11. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  12. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
  13. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
  14. I'm no cheetah…you're lion!
  15. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  16. Who is the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!