What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!Free!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!Free!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty!
  2. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  3. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!
  4. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
  5. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  6. I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!
  7. Who is the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!
  8. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
  9. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
  10. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  11. Every soccer player's favorite beverage? Penal-tea!
  12. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
  13. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
  14. Free!
  15. I'm no cheetah…you're lion!
  16. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!