Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Free!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Free!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
  2. I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!
  3. Free!
  4. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
  5. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty!
  6. I'm no cheetah…you're lion!
  7. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  8. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  9. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!
  10. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
  11. Who is the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!
  12. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
  13. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
  14. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  15. Every soccer player's favorite beverage? Penal-tea!
  16. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!