I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!Free!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!Free!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  2. Every soccer player's favorite beverage? Penal-tea!
  3. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!
  4. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
  5. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
  6. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  7. I'm no cheetah…you're lion!
  8. Who is the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!
  9. I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!
  10. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
  11. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
  12. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  13. Free!
  14. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
  15. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  16. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty!