I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Free!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Free!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  2. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
  3. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  4. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!
  5. Every soccer player's favorite beverage? Penal-tea!
  6. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
  7. I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!
  8. Free!
  9. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  10. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
  11. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty!
  12. I'm no cheetah…you're lion!
  13. Who is the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!
  14. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
  15. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  16. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.