Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Free!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Free!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  2. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  3. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!
  4. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  5. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
  6. Free!
  7. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
  8. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
  9. Every soccer player's favorite beverage? Penal-tea!
  10. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty!
  11. I'm no cheetah…you're lion!
  12. I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!
  13. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
  14. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  15. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
  16. Who is the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!