The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Free!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Free!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
  2. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
  3. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
  4. I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!
  5. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty!
  6. Every soccer player's favorite beverage? Penal-tea!
  7. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
  8. Who is the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!
  9. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!
  10. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
  11. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  12. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  13. I'm no cheetah…you're lion!
  14. Free!
  15. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  16. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!