I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!Free!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!Free!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!
  2. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
  3. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
  4. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
  5. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!
  6. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
  7. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  8. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  9. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
  10. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty!
  11. Every soccer player's favorite beverage? Penal-tea!
  12. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  13. Who is the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!
  14. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  15. Free!
  16. I'm no cheetah…you're lion!