Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.I'm nocheetah…you'relion!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Free!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.I'm nocheetah…you'relion!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Free!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  2. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  3. Who is the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!
  4. Every soccer player's favorite beverage? Penal-tea!
  5. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
  6. I'm no cheetah…you're lion!
  7. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  8. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  9. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
  10. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
  11. I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!
  12. Free!
  13. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty!
  14. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
  15. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!
  16. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!