Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Free!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!Free!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Who is the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!
  2. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
  3. I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!
  4. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  5. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty!
  6. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!
  7. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  8. I'm no cheetah…you're lion!
  9. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  10. Every soccer player's favorite beverage? Penal-tea!
  11. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
  12. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
  13. Free!
  14. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  15. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
  16. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!