Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!Free!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!Free!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!
  2. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
  3. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
  4. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
  5. Every soccer player's favorite beverage? Penal-tea!
  6. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
  7. Who is the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!
  8. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  9. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  10. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
  11. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  12. Free!
  13. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty!
  14. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  15. I'm no cheetah…you're lion!
  16. I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!