Free!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.I'm nocheetah…you'relion!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!Free!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.I'm nocheetah…you'relion!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Free!
  2. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!
  3. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty!
  4. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  5. Who is the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!
  6. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  7. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  8. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
  9. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
  10. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
  11. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
  12. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
  13. I'm no cheetah…you're lion!
  14. I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!
  15. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  16. Every soccer player's favorite beverage? Penal-tea!