Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!Free!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!Sure, I drinkbrake fluid.But I canstopanytime!I once met apig that didkarate…wecalled himPork Chop!Lookstasty.Gimme apizza that.What did theduck say whenshe purchasednew lipstick? Putit on my bill!Why was thebaby antconfused?Because all hisuncles wereants!Time flieslike anarrow… Fruitflies like abanana!Every soccerplayer'sfavoritebeverage?Penal-tea!I'm reading abook aboutanti-gravity.It's impossibleto put down!How do youmake a goodegg-roll? Youpush it downa hill!Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!Free!How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!The past, thepresent, andthe future walkinto a bar. Itwas tense!I'm nocheetah…you'relion!Who is thepenguin'sfavoriteAunt? Aunt-Arctica!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? Patty!

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
  2. I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!
  3. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
  4. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  5. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
  6. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!
  7. Every soccer player's favorite beverage? Penal-tea!
  8. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  9. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
  10. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  11. Free!
  12. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  13. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
  14. I'm no cheetah…you're lion!
  15. Who is the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!
  16. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty!