(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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I'm going to have to deafen and mute your teammates for a minute...
So you touch it?
Does a 27 hit?
Out of total and COMPLETE curiosity...
How are you doing this, exactly?
What's your passive perception again?
I'm going to have to move you into a private call.
*Long silence*
Huh.
*dice rolling sounds*
Oh. Oh no.
How much HP are you at again?
[Player name], check your DMs real fast??
Any sentence with a nervous "welp!!" being a part of it.