SanitizingtheAmazonpackageComing toknow whata pangolinisWonderinghow much thedepartmentrats havegrownUsing upflourbakingcookiesCancelingyourvacation toyourbackyardSleeping forunder 4 orover 11hours lastnightRomanticrelationshipwith yourhouseplantFacemaskevery dayOrderingtakeout to"support theeconomy"Travelling morethan a milefrom theirpresent locationwithin the lastweek.SleepingduringZoommeetingDiscoveringthat youhave akitchenSpendingfree timecreating aBINGOgameNeverwearinga bra!DIYmasksWatching afull season ofa televisionshow they'veseen beforeWakingup with asorethroatBeing moreobsessedwith food andwine thanphilosophy"I'll get somuchdone!"delusionsExperiencing azoombombing.It tastes likechicken.TheCritique ofPureCOVIDCommenting onyour roommate’ssecond breakfast,and secondlunch...wait, hegotta be a hobbit!Fishingin thebathtubChargingyourphone 3times/dayGoogling"funactivitiesquarantine"Coming up withpersonal pandemicconspiracy theories,then googling them tosee if they actuallyexist.Too muchscreentimeWishingthat themeaning oflife was 42Honestly, youalso came upwith aconspiracytheoryFeelinglucky forour jobsecurity?!Observingwildliferecklessly notkeeping socialdistanceFilling inrandomsurveysA spectre ishauntingEurope - thespectre ofCoronavirus.Getting plusor minus 2%of theirweight onemonth ago.DoingchoreswhiledrinkingJust to make surethat you havecorrectly identifiedyour nostalgia. Anhour has gone by.Compulsiveshopping for(possiblyinfected)booksSocialdistancingaka the Criticof PracticalReasonMaybe I'mnot watchingenoughNetflix?Havingenough timeto growopposabletoes#NotMeTooI wash myhands,therefore IamCharting thedepletion oftoilet-paperresourcesSavingenoughmoney to buyanti-celluliteleggingsLosing trackof # of winebottles drankImagining yourself re-reading your currentjournal entries 20years from now, andyes, this is from WhitConvincingparents tostay homeDigging atunnel toWendy’sPaintingthe dog'snailsBuying 6+weeksworth oftoilet paperFox Newsaka the Criticof PureReasonGetting in contactwith someone youhaven't spoken to inat least three years toask how they'redoing. And they’redoing fine.Learning theItalian PM isGiuseppeConteExperimentingwith weirdhair/facial hair(women only)Failing tobuy toiletpaperonlinePajamasall dayGrateful tohave bedbugs forcompanyReading“Theplague”by CamusNever beenpositive…turns out tobe useful!SanitizingtheAmazonpackageComing toknow whata pangolinisWonderinghow much thedepartmentrats havegrownUsing upflourbakingcookiesCancelingyourvacation toyourbackyardSleeping forunder 4 orover 11hours lastnightRomanticrelationshipwith yourhouseplantFacemaskevery dayOrderingtakeout to"support theeconomy"Travelling morethan a milefrom theirpresent locationwithin the lastweek.SleepingduringZoommeetingDiscoveringthat youhave akitchenSpendingfree timecreating aBINGOgameNeverwearinga bra!DIYmasksWatching afull season ofa televisionshow they'veseen beforeWakingup with asorethroatBeing moreobsessedwith food andwine thanphilosophy"I'll get somuchdone!"delusionsExperiencing azoombombing.It tastes likechicken.TheCritique ofPureCOVIDCommenting onyour roommate’ssecond breakfast,and secondlunch...wait, hegotta be a hobbit!Fishingin thebathtubChargingyourphone 3times/dayGoogling"funactivitiesquarantine"Coming up withpersonal pandemicconspiracy theories,then googling them tosee if they actuallyexist.Too muchscreentimeWishingthat themeaning oflife was 42Honestly, youalso came upwith aconspiracytheoryFeelinglucky forour jobsecurity?!Observingwildliferecklessly notkeeping socialdistanceFilling inrandomsurveysA spectre ishauntingEurope - thespectre ofCoronavirus.Getting plusor minus 2%of theirweight onemonth ago.DoingchoreswhiledrinkingJust to make surethat you havecorrectly identifiedyour nostalgia. Anhour has gone by.Compulsiveshopping for(possiblyinfected)booksSocialdistancingaka the Criticof PracticalReasonMaybe I'mnot watchingenoughNetflix?Havingenough timeto growopposabletoes#NotMeTooI wash myhands,therefore IamCharting thedepletion oftoilet-paperresourcesSavingenoughmoney to buyanti-celluliteleggingsLosing trackof # of winebottles drankImagining yourself re-reading your currentjournal entries 20years from now, andyes, this is from WhitConvincingparents tostay homeDigging atunnel toWendy’sPaintingthe dog'snailsBuying 6+weeksworth oftoilet paperFox Newsaka the Criticof PureReasonGetting in contactwith someone youhaven't spoken to inat least three years toask how they'redoing. And they’redoing fine.Learning theItalian PM isGiuseppeConteExperimentingwith weirdhair/facial hair(women only)Failing tobuy toiletpaperonlinePajamasall dayGrateful tohave bedbugs forcompanyReading“Theplague”by CamusNever beenpositive…turns out tobe useful!

Quarantine Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sanitizing the Amazon package
  2. Coming to know what a pangolin is
  3. Wondering how much the department rats have grown
  4. Using up flour baking cookies
  5. Canceling your vacation to your backyard
  6. Sleeping for under 4 or over 11 hours last night
  7. Romantic relationship with your houseplant
  8. Face mask every day
  9. Ordering takeout to "support the economy"
  10. Travelling more than a mile from their present location within the last week.
  11. Sleeping during Zoom meeting
  12. Discovering that you have a kitchen
  13. Spending free time creating a BINGO game
  14. Never wearing a bra!
  15. DIY masks
  16. Watching a full season of a television show they've seen before
  17. Waking up with a sore throat
  18. Being more obsessed with food and wine than philosophy
  19. "I'll get so much done!" delusions
  20. Experiencing a zoombombing. It tastes like chicken.
  21. The Critique of Pure COVID
  22. Commenting on your roommate’s second breakfast, and second lunch...wait, he gotta be a hobbit!
  23. Fishing in the bathtub
  24. Charging your phone 3 times/day
  25. Googling "fun activities quarantine"
  26. Coming up with personal pandemic conspiracy theories, then googling them to see if they actually exist.
  27. Too much screen time
  28. Wishing that the meaning of life was 42
  29. Honestly, you also came up with a conspiracy theory
  30. Feeling lucky for our job security?!
  31. Observing wildlife recklessly not keeping social distance
  32. Filling in random surveys
  33. A spectre is haunting Europe - the spectre of Coronavirus.
  34. Getting plus or minus 2% of their weight one month ago.
  35. Doing chores while drinking
  36. Just to make sure that you have correctly identified your nostalgia. An hour has gone by.
  37. Compulsive shopping for (possibly infected) books
  38. Social distancing aka the Critic of Practical Reason
  39. Maybe I'm not watching enough Netflix?
  40. Having enough time to grow opposable toes
  41. #NotMeToo
  42. I wash my hands, therefore I am
  43. Charting the depletion of toilet-paper resources
  44. Saving enough money to buy anti-cellulite leggings
  45. Losing track of # of wine bottles drank
  46. Imagining yourself re-reading your current journal entries 20 years from now, and yes, this is from Whit
  47. Convincing parents to stay home
  48. Digging a tunnel to Wendy’s
  49. Painting the dog's nails
  50. Buying 6+ weeks worth of toilet paper
  51. Fox News aka the Critic of Pure Reason
  52. Getting in contact with someone you haven't spoken to in at least three years to ask how they're doing. And they’re doing fine.
  53. Learning the Italian PM is Giuseppe Conte
  54. Experimenting with weird hair/facial hair (women only)
  55. Failing to buy toilet paper online
  56. Pajamas all day
  57. Grateful to have bed bugs for company
  58. Reading “The plague” by Camus
  59. Never been positive… turns out to be useful!