Mic on mute during conference call Ate a vegetable Drank something other than coffee Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long 3 or more conference calls in a day Having a fridge so close is too tempting Wearing my pajamas all day Snuggled with my pet Worked without TV on Put pants on before dialing in Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Put a load of laundry Too much alone time Junk food for breakfast Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Yoga pants is the new uniform (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Touched my face in the last hour Missing my best office bed Washed my hands in the last hour Seeing co- worker's kitchens Not missing rush hour traffic Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Kitchen table is my new desk Stepping out for fresh air Drinking too much coffee Suddenly craving cafeteria food Got distracted by the TV Stood up at least once an hour Mic on mute during conference call Ate a vegetable Drank something other than coffee Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long 3 or more conference calls in a day Having a fridge so close is too tempting Wearing my pajamas all day Snuggled with my pet Worked without TV on Put pants on before dialing in Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Put a load of laundry Too much alone time Junk food for breakfast Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Yoga pants is the new uniform (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Touched my face in the last hour Missing my best office bed Washed my hands in the last hour Seeing co- worker's kitchens Not missing rush hour traffic Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Kitchen table is my new desk Stepping out for fresh air Drinking too much coffee Suddenly craving cafeteria food Got distracted by the TV Stood up at least once an hour
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Mic on mute during conference call
Ate a vegetable
Drank something other than coffee
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
3 or more conference calls in a day
Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Wearing my pajamas all day
Snuggled with my pet
Worked without TV on
Put pants on before dialing in
Having the urge to write on a whiteboard
Put a load of laundry
Too much alone time
Junk food for breakfast
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Yoga pants is the new uniform
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Touched my face in the last hour
Missing my best office bed
Washed my hands in the last hour
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Not missing rush hour traffic
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Kitchen table is my new desk
Stepping out for fresh air
Drinking too much coffee
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Got distracted by the TV
Stood up at least once an hour
