Drinking too much coffee Missing my best office bed Stood up at least once an hour Not missing rush hour traffic Kitchen table is my new desk Touched my face in the last hour Ate a vegetable Having a fridge so close is too tempting Washed my hands in the last hour Got distracted by the TV Junk food for breakfast Having the urge to write on a whiteboard 3 or more conference calls in a day Wearing my pajamas all day (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Put pants on before dialing in Put a load of laundry Worked without TV on Too much alone time Suddenly craving cafeteria food Seeing co- worker's kitchens Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Snuggled with my pet Mic on mute during conference call Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Yoga pants is the new uniform Stepping out for fresh air Drank something other than coffee Drinking too much coffee Missing my best office bed Stood up at least once an hour Not missing rush hour traffic Kitchen table is my new desk Touched my face in the last hour Ate a vegetable Having a fridge so close is too tempting Washed my hands in the last hour Got distracted by the TV Junk food for breakfast Having the urge to write on a whiteboard 3 or more conference calls in a day Wearing my pajamas all day (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Put pants on before dialing in Put a load of laundry Worked without TV on Too much alone time Suddenly craving cafeteria food Seeing co- worker's kitchens Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Snuggled with my pet Mic on mute during conference call Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Yoga pants is the new uniform Stepping out for fresh air Drank something other than coffee
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Drinking too much coffee
Missing my best office bed
Stood up at least once an hour
Not missing rush hour traffic
Kitchen table is my new desk
Touched my face in the last hour
Ate a vegetable
Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Washed my hands in the last hour
Got distracted by the TV
Junk food for breakfast
Having the urge to write on a whiteboard
3 or more conference calls in a day
Wearing my pajamas all day
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Put pants on before dialing in
Put a load of laundry
Worked without TV on
Too much alone time
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Snuggled with my pet
Mic on mute during conference call
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Stepping out for fresh air
Drank something other than coffee
