Having a fridge so close is too tempting Kitchen table is my new desk Mic on mute during conference call Too much alone time Washed my hands in the last hour Seeing co- worker's kitchens Drank something other than coffee Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Junk food for breakfast (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Wearing my pajamas all day Drinking too much coffee Touched my face in the last hour Worked without TV on Ate a vegetable Put pants on before dialing in Put a load of laundry Snuggled with my pet Yoga pants is the new uniform Stood up at least once an hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Suddenly craving cafeteria food Stepping out for fresh air Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Missing my best office bed Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Got distracted by the TV Not missing rush hour traffic Having a fridge so close is too tempting Kitchen table is my new desk Mic on mute during conference call Too much alone time Washed my hands in the last hour Seeing co- worker's kitchens Drank something other than coffee Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Junk food for breakfast (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Wearing my pajamas all day Drinking too much coffee Touched my face in the last hour Worked without TV on Ate a vegetable Put pants on before dialing in Put a load of laundry Snuggled with my pet Yoga pants is the new uniform Stood up at least once an hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Suddenly craving cafeteria food Stepping out for fresh air Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Missing my best office bed Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Got distracted by the TV Not missing rush hour traffic
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Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Kitchen table is my new desk
Mic on mute during conference call
Too much alone time
Washed my hands in the last hour
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Drank something other than coffee
Having the urge to write on a whiteboard
Junk food for breakfast
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Wearing my pajamas all day
Drinking too much coffee
Touched my face in the last hour
Worked without TV on
Ate a vegetable
Put pants on before dialing in
Put a load of laundry
Snuggled with my pet
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Stood up at least once an hour
3 or more conference calls in a day
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Stepping out for fresh air
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Missing my best office bed
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Got distracted by the TV
Not missing rush hour traffic
