Got distracted by the TV Put pants on before dialing in Touched my face in the last hour Too much alone time Mic on mute during conference call Yoga pants is the new uniform Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Seeing co- worker's kitchens Kitchen table is my new desk Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Washed my hands in the last hour Drinking too much coffee Junk food for breakfast Having a fridge so close is too tempting Drank something other than coffee Stepping out for fresh air 3 or more conference calls in a day Not missing rush hour traffic Stood up at least once an hour Put a load of laundry Suddenly craving cafeteria food Worked without TV on (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Wearing my pajamas all day Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Ate a vegetable Snuggled with my pet Missing my best office bed Got distracted by the TV Put pants on before dialing in Touched my face in the last hour Too much alone time Mic on mute during conference call Yoga pants is the new uniform Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Seeing co- worker's kitchens Kitchen table is my new desk Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Washed my hands in the last hour Drinking too much coffee Junk food for breakfast Having a fridge so close is too tempting Drank something other than coffee Stepping out for fresh air 3 or more conference calls in a day Not missing rush hour traffic Stood up at least once an hour Put a load of laundry Suddenly craving cafeteria food Worked without TV on (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Wearing my pajamas all day Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Ate a vegetable Snuggled with my pet Missing my best office bed
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Got distracted by the TV
Put pants on before dialing in
Touched my face in the last hour
Too much alone time
Mic on mute during conference call
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Kitchen table is my new desk
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Washed my hands in the last hour
Drinking too much coffee
Junk food for breakfast
Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Drank something other than coffee
Stepping out for fresh air
3 or more conference calls in a day
Not missing rush hour traffic
Stood up at least once an hour
Put a load of laundry
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Worked without TV on
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Having the urge to write on a whiteboard
Wearing my pajamas all day
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Ate a vegetable
Snuggled with my pet
Missing my best office bed
