Washed my hands in the last hour Drinking too much coffee Junk food for breakfast (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Put pants on before dialing in Stood up at least once an hour Missing my best office bed Touched my face in the last hour Too much alone time Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Yoga pants is the new uniform Mic on mute during conference call Got distracted by the TV Stepping out for fresh air Suddenly craving cafeteria food Worked without TV on Put a load of laundry Drank something other than coffee Having a fridge so close is too tempting Ate a vegetable Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Snuggled with my pet Seeing co- worker's kitchens Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Wearing my pajamas all day 3 or more conference calls in a day Kitchen table is my new desk Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Not missing rush hour traffic Washed my hands in the last hour Drinking too much coffee Junk food for breakfast (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Put pants on before dialing in Stood up at least once an hour Missing my best office bed Touched my face in the last hour Too much alone time Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Yoga pants is the new uniform Mic on mute during conference call Got distracted by the TV Stepping out for fresh air Suddenly craving cafeteria food Worked without TV on Put a load of laundry Drank something other than coffee Having a fridge so close is too tempting Ate a vegetable Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Snuggled with my pet Seeing co- worker's kitchens Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Wearing my pajamas all day 3 or more conference calls in a day Kitchen table is my new desk Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Not missing rush hour traffic
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Washed my hands in the last hour
Drinking too much coffee
Junk food for breakfast
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Put pants on before dialing in
Stood up at least once an hour
Missing my best office bed
Touched my face in the last hour
Too much alone time
Having the urge to write on a whiteboard
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Mic on mute during conference call
Got distracted by the TV
Stepping out for fresh air
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Worked without TV on
Put a load of laundry
Drank something other than coffee
Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Ate a vegetable
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Snuggled with my pet
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Wearing my pajamas all day
3 or more conference calls in a day
Kitchen table is my new desk
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Not missing rush hour traffic
