Junk food for breakfast Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Ate a vegetable Stepping out for fresh air Too much alone time (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Seeing co- worker's kitchens Stood up at least once an hour Washed my hands in the last hour Not missing rush hour traffic Snuggled with my pet Suddenly craving cafeteria food Got distracted by the TV Put a load of laundry Wearing my pajamas all day Drank something other than coffee Mic on mute during conference call Having a fridge so close is too tempting Missing my best office bed 3 or more conference calls in a day Worked without TV on Yoga pants is the new uniform Touched my face in the last hour Drinking too much coffee Kitchen table is my new desk Put pants on before dialing in Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Junk food for breakfast Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Ate a vegetable Stepping out for fresh air Too much alone time (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Seeing co- worker's kitchens Stood up at least once an hour Washed my hands in the last hour Not missing rush hour traffic Snuggled with my pet Suddenly craving cafeteria food Got distracted by the TV Put a load of laundry Wearing my pajamas all day Drank something other than coffee Mic on mute during conference call Having a fridge so close is too tempting Missing my best office bed 3 or more conference calls in a day Worked without TV on Yoga pants is the new uniform Touched my face in the last hour Drinking too much coffee Kitchen table is my new desk Put pants on before dialing in Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
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Junk food for breakfast
Having the urge to write on a whiteboard
Ate a vegetable
Stepping out for fresh air
Too much alone time
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Stood up at least once an hour
Washed my hands in the last hour
Not missing rush hour traffic
Snuggled with my pet
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Got distracted by the TV
Put a load of laundry
Wearing my pajamas all day
Drank something other than coffee
Mic on mute during conference call
Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Missing my best office bed
3 or more conference calls in a day
Worked without TV on
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Touched my face in the last hour
Drinking too much coffee
Kitchen table is my new desk
Put pants on before dialing in
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
