Too much alone time Drank something other than coffee Mic on mute during conference call Kitchen table is my new desk Seeing co- worker's kitchens Drinking too much coffee Snuggled with my pet Got distracted by the TV Put pants on before dialing in Not missing rush hour traffic Yoga pants is the new uniform Stood up at least once an hour Ate a vegetable Having a fridge so close is too tempting Worked without TV on Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Touched my face in the last hour Suddenly craving cafeteria food (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Put a load of laundry Wearing my pajamas all day Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Washed my hands in the last hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Missing my best office bed Junk food for breakfast Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Stepping out for fresh air Too much alone time Drank something other than coffee Mic on mute during conference call Kitchen table is my new desk Seeing co- worker's kitchens Drinking too much coffee Snuggled with my pet Got distracted by the TV Put pants on before dialing in Not missing rush hour traffic Yoga pants is the new uniform Stood up at least once an hour Ate a vegetable Having a fridge so close is too tempting Worked without TV on Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Touched my face in the last hour Suddenly craving cafeteria food (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Put a load of laundry Wearing my pajamas all day Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Washed my hands in the last hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Missing my best office bed Junk food for breakfast Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Stepping out for fresh air
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Too much alone time
Drank something other than coffee
Mic on mute during conference call
Kitchen table is my new desk
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Drinking too much coffee
Snuggled with my pet
Got distracted by the TV
Put pants on before dialing in
Not missing rush hour traffic
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Stood up at least once an hour
Ate a vegetable
Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Worked without TV on
Having the urge to write on a whiteboard
Touched my face in the last hour
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Put a load of laundry
Wearing my pajamas all day
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Washed my hands in the last hour
3 or more conference calls in a day
Missing my best office bed
Junk food for breakfast
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Stepping out for fresh air
