I can'tforget thatlast triplebogeyWhatgame amI playing?It's justtoo darnsunny outhereYou mean Ihave tocount everystroke?I hatethese newclubs!that darn --------gotin my wayI can'tfocus - mycell phoneis deadMy teehad acrack in itI had aroot canallast yearI never sawthat treenext to theforestthose 3footersthrow meoffwas thisout ofboundslast week?I had mytee toohighI feltwhiplashwhen youstarted thecartmy feet hurtfrom toomuchdiscountshoppingI'm afraida snakemy be inthere!I hadmy teetoo lowdarn sunwas inmy eyesI putted greatat miniaturegolfyesterdayI playmuchbetter aftera manicureI just playfor theexcercisewhat...nomulliganon eachhole?I hit withslice. Whyam I hittingstraight?I just lovethese newclubs!I can'tforget thatlast triplebogeyWhatgame amI playing?It's justtoo darnsunny outhereYou mean Ihave tocount everystroke?I hatethese newclubs!that darn --------gotin my wayI can'tfocus - mycell phoneis deadMy teehad acrack in itI had aroot canallast yearI never sawthat treenext to theforestthose 3footersthrow meoffwas thisout ofboundslast week?I had mytee toohighI feltwhiplashwhen youstarted thecartmy feet hurtfrom toomuchdiscountshoppingI'm afraida snakemy be inthere!I hadmy teetoo lowdarn sunwas inmy eyesI putted greatat miniaturegolfyesterdayI playmuchbetter aftera manicureI just playfor theexcercisewhat...nomulliganon eachhole?I hit withslice. Whyam I hittingstraight?I just lovethese newclubs!

KATHY'S GOLF EXCUSES BINGO - 2014 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I can't forget that last triple bogey
  2. What game am I playing?
  3. It's just too darn sunny out here
  4. You mean I have to count every stroke?
  5. I hate these new clubs!
  6. that darn --------got in my way
  7. I can't focus - my cell phone is dead
  8. My tee had a crack in it
  9. I had a root canal last year
  10. I never saw that tree next to the forest
  11. those 3 footers throw me off
  12. was this out of bounds last week?
  13. I had my tee too high
  14. I felt whiplash when you started the cart
  15. my feet hurt from too much discount shopping
  16. I'm afraid a snake my be in there!
  17. I had my tee too low
  18. darn sun was in my eyes
  19. I putted great at miniature golf yesterday
  20. I play much better after a manicure
  21. I just play for the excercise
  22. what...no mulligan on each hole?
  23. I hit with slice. Why am I hitting straight?
  24. I just love these new clubs!