I had aroot canallast yearMy teehad acrack in itwas thisout ofboundslast week?I hatethese newclubs!I never sawthat treenext to theforestI hit withslice. Whyam I hittingstraight?I putted greatat miniaturegolfyesterdayYou mean Ihave tocount everystroke?I feltwhiplashwhen youstarted thecartI'm afraida snakemy be inthere!I just playfor theexcerciseI can'tforget thatlast triplebogeyWhatgame amI playing?what...nomulliganon eachhole?I hadmy teetoo lowIt's justtoo darnsunny outhereI had mytee toohighI playmuchbetter aftera manicuredarn sunwas inmy eyesI can'tfocus - mycell phoneis deadthose 3footersthrow meoffthat darn --------gotin my waymy feet hurtfrom toomuchdiscountshoppingI just lovethese newclubs!I had aroot canallast yearMy teehad acrack in itwas thisout ofboundslast week?I hatethese newclubs!I never sawthat treenext to theforestI hit withslice. Whyam I hittingstraight?I putted greatat miniaturegolfyesterdayYou mean Ihave tocount everystroke?I feltwhiplashwhen youstarted thecartI'm afraida snakemy be inthere!I just playfor theexcerciseI can'tforget thatlast triplebogeyWhatgame amI playing?what...nomulliganon eachhole?I hadmy teetoo lowIt's justtoo darnsunny outhereI had mytee toohighI playmuchbetter aftera manicuredarn sunwas inmy eyesI can'tfocus - mycell phoneis deadthose 3footersthrow meoffthat darn --------gotin my waymy feet hurtfrom toomuchdiscountshoppingI just lovethese newclubs!

KATHY'S GOLF EXCUSES BINGO - 2014 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I had a root canal last year
  2. My tee had a crack in it
  3. was this out of bounds last week?
  4. I hate these new clubs!
  5. I never saw that tree next to the forest
  6. I hit with slice. Why am I hitting straight?
  7. I putted great at miniature golf yesterday
  8. You mean I have to count every stroke?
  9. I felt whiplash when you started the cart
  10. I'm afraid a snake my be in there!
  11. I just play for the excercise
  12. I can't forget that last triple bogey
  13. What game am I playing?
  14. what...no mulligan on each hole?
  15. I had my tee too low
  16. It's just too darn sunny out here
  17. I had my tee too high
  18. I play much better after a manicure
  19. darn sun was in my eyes
  20. I can't focus - my cell phone is dead
  21. those 3 footers throw me off
  22. that darn --------got in my way
  23. my feet hurt from too much discount shopping
  24. I just love these new clubs!