I hit withslice. Whyam I hittingstraight?what...nomulliganon eachhole?My teehad acrack in itI playmuchbetter aftera manicurewas thisout ofboundslast week?I had mytee toohighthat darn --------gotin my wayI feltwhiplashwhen youstarted thecartI never sawthat treenext to theforestI just lovethese newclubs!I can'tforget thatlast triplebogeyI hadmy teetoo lowI putted greatat miniaturegolfyesterdayYou mean Ihave tocount everystroke?those 3footersthrow meoffdarn sunwas inmy eyesI can'tfocus - mycell phoneis deadI had aroot canallast yearmy feet hurtfrom toomuchdiscountshoppingIt's justtoo darnsunny outhereI just playfor theexcerciseWhatgame amI playing?I'm afraida snakemy be inthere!I hatethese newclubs!I hit withslice. Whyam I hittingstraight?what...nomulliganon eachhole?My teehad acrack in itI playmuchbetter aftera manicurewas thisout ofboundslast week?I had mytee toohighthat darn --------gotin my wayI feltwhiplashwhen youstarted thecartI never sawthat treenext to theforestI just lovethese newclubs!I can'tforget thatlast triplebogeyI hadmy teetoo lowI putted greatat miniaturegolfyesterdayYou mean Ihave tocount everystroke?those 3footersthrow meoffdarn sunwas inmy eyesI can'tfocus - mycell phoneis deadI had aroot canallast yearmy feet hurtfrom toomuchdiscountshoppingIt's justtoo darnsunny outhereI just playfor theexcerciseWhatgame amI playing?I'm afraida snakemy be inthere!I hatethese newclubs!

KATHY'S GOLF EXCUSES BINGO - 2014 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I hit with slice. Why am I hitting straight?
  2. what...no mulligan on each hole?
  3. My tee had a crack in it
  4. I play much better after a manicure
  5. was this out of bounds last week?
  6. I had my tee too high
  7. that darn --------got in my way
  8. I felt whiplash when you started the cart
  9. I never saw that tree next to the forest
  10. I just love these new clubs!
  11. I can't forget that last triple bogey
  12. I had my tee too low
  13. I putted great at miniature golf yesterday
  14. You mean I have to count every stroke?
  15. those 3 footers throw me off
  16. darn sun was in my eyes
  17. I can't focus - my cell phone is dead
  18. I had a root canal last year
  19. my feet hurt from too much discount shopping
  20. It's just too darn sunny out here
  21. I just play for the excercise
  22. What game am I playing?
  23. I'm afraid a snake my be in there!
  24. I hate these new clubs!