I had aroot canallast yearI never sawthat treenext to theforestthat darn --------gotin my waythose 3footersthrow meoffI putted greatat miniaturegolfyesterdayI can'tfocus - mycell phoneis deadmy feet hurtfrom toomuchdiscountshoppingdarn sunwas inmy eyesI just lovethese newclubs!You mean Ihave tocount everystroke?I just playfor theexcerciseI feltwhiplashwhen youstarted thecartI had mytee toohighI'm afraida snakemy be inthere!was thisout ofboundslast week?It's justtoo darnsunny outhereMy teehad acrack in itI hatethese newclubs!I hit withslice. Whyam I hittingstraight?Whatgame amI playing?what...nomulliganon eachhole?I hadmy teetoo lowI can'tforget thatlast triplebogeyI playmuchbetter aftera manicureI had aroot canallast yearI never sawthat treenext to theforestthat darn --------gotin my waythose 3footersthrow meoffI putted greatat miniaturegolfyesterdayI can'tfocus - mycell phoneis deadmy feet hurtfrom toomuchdiscountshoppingdarn sunwas inmy eyesI just lovethese newclubs!You mean Ihave tocount everystroke?I just playfor theexcerciseI feltwhiplashwhen youstarted thecartI had mytee toohighI'm afraida snakemy be inthere!was thisout ofboundslast week?It's justtoo darnsunny outhereMy teehad acrack in itI hatethese newclubs!I hit withslice. Whyam I hittingstraight?Whatgame amI playing?what...nomulliganon eachhole?I hadmy teetoo lowI can'tforget thatlast triplebogeyI playmuchbetter aftera manicure

KATHY'S GOLF EXCUSES BINGO - 2014 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I had a root canal last year
  2. I never saw that tree next to the forest
  3. that darn --------got in my way
  4. those 3 footers throw me off
  5. I putted great at miniature golf yesterday
  6. I can't focus - my cell phone is dead
  7. my feet hurt from too much discount shopping
  8. darn sun was in my eyes
  9. I just love these new clubs!
  10. You mean I have to count every stroke?
  11. I just play for the excercise
  12. I felt whiplash when you started the cart
  13. I had my tee too high
  14. I'm afraid a snake my be in there!
  15. was this out of bounds last week?
  16. It's just too darn sunny out here
  17. My tee had a crack in it
  18. I hate these new clubs!
  19. I hit with slice. Why am I hitting straight?
  20. What game am I playing?
  21. what...no mulligan on each hole?
  22. I had my tee too low
  23. I can't forget that last triple bogey
  24. I play much better after a manicure