Sampled every DC on campus Did 21 shots on your 21st bday (or attempted to) signed up for credit cards on campus just to get a free shirt Sang Karaoke at The Cantina Free! Started your paper at midnight or after the night before it was through Rushed a sorority/fraternity Had a class in the space ship building Puked at a frat party Ate at Pluto’s Did 100 shots of beer to 100 diff song clips Got written up in the dorms Took Intro to tractor driving drove to Woodland just to go to Target Got a licked bar stamp from a friend Went skinny dipping at the rec pool Had 7 for 1 at the Grad Had a hungover breakfast at Cafe Italia Lived at or hung out at A St apartments Had a fake ID Lived at or partied in Arlington Frequented Fast and Sleaze after 1am Ate at Murder Burger Actually made it on campus for Picnic Day Closed down The Paragon singing Sweet Caroline Sampled every DC on campus Did 21 shots on your 21st bday (or attempted to) signed up for credit cards on campus just to get a free shirt Sang Karaoke at The Cantina Free! Started your paper at midnight or after the night before it was through Rushed a sorority/fraternity Had a class in the space ship building Puked at a frat party Ate at Pluto’s Did 100 shots of beer to 100 diff song clips Got written up in the dorms Took Intro to tractor driving drove to Woodland just to go to Target Got a licked bar stamp from a friend Went skinny dipping at the rec pool Had 7 for 1 at the Grad Had a hungover breakfast at Cafe Italia Lived at or hung out at A St apartments Had a fake ID Lived at or partied in Arlington Frequented Fast and Sleaze after 1am Ate at Murder Burger Actually made it on campus for Picnic Day Closed down The Paragon singing Sweet Caroline
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Sampled every DC on campus
Did 21 shots on your 21st bday (or attempted to)
signed up for credit cards on campus just to get a free shirt
Sang Karaoke at The Cantina
Free!
Started your paper at midnight or after the night before it was through
Rushed a sorority/fraternity
Had a class in the space ship building
Puked at a frat party
Ate at Pluto’s
Did 100 shots of beer to 100 diff song clips
Got written up in the dorms
Took Intro to tractor driving
drove to Woodland just to go to Target
Got a licked bar stamp from a friend
Went skinny dipping at the rec pool
Had 7 for 1 at the Grad
Had a hungover breakfast at Cafe Italia
Lived at or hung out at A St apartments
Had a fake ID
Lived at or partied in Arlington
Frequented Fast and Sleaze after 1am
Ate at Murder Burger
Actually made it on campus for Picnic Day
Closed down The Paragon singing Sweet Caroline
