Switchingto Scrum"Do wehave anauditpage?""We'readjustingto theprocess"TomanymeetingCan we addthat to the"List of bullshitI've HeardNewsletter""We aretoo busyto handlethat"Someoneconfusesa pushwith a pull Is that inConfluence?The teamsshould begetting theircertifications"Is there acustom field forthat? (when italready exists)""We stilldon't knowwhat TTOmeans""Our job isnot to keepthe podsbusy""Stand up"scheduledfor morethen 15 min"I thinkWaterfallwould workbetter for whatwe are doing"Our processis toocomplex forscrum"This isthe natureof ourwork""This is nolonger inthe top 10priorities""The CIOsare happywith us"That doesn'tlook good,let's notshow that"Ben canyou makea meetingfor that"someonesuggests weadd anothercolumn toportfolio itemstates"Guys, I feellike the podsare nothappy withus"Where is thereal dataaround this?SA teamwont likethatProductteamusingScrumSwitchingto Scrum"Do wehave anauditpage?""We'readjustingto theprocess"TomanymeetingCan we addthat to the"List of bullshitI've HeardNewsletter""We aretoo busyto handlethat"Someoneconfusesa pushwith a pull Is that inConfluence?The teamsshould begetting theircertifications"Is there acustom field forthat? (when italready exists)""We stilldon't knowwhat TTOmeans""Our job isnot to keepthe podsbusy""Stand up"scheduledfor morethen 15 min"I thinkWaterfallwould workbetter for whatwe are doing"Our processis toocomplex forscrum"This isthe natureof ourwork""This is nolonger inthe top 10priorities""The CIOsare happywith us"That doesn'tlook good,let's notshow that"Ben canyou makea meetingfor that"someonesuggests weadd anothercolumn toportfolio itemstates"Guys, I feellike the podsare nothappy withus"Where is thereal dataaround this?SA teamwont likethatProductteamusingScrum

Wizard SMH Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-Switching to Scrum
  2. B-"Do we have an audit page?"
  3. O-"We're adjusting to the process"
  4. I-To many meeting
  5. G-Can we add that to the "List of bullshit I've Heard Newsletter"
  6. O-"We are too busy to handle that"
  7. B-Someone confuses a push with a pull
  8. O-Is that in Confluence?
  9. G-The teams should be getting their certifications
  10. O-"Is there a custom field for that? (when it already exists)"
  11. B-"We still don't know what TTO means"
  12. B-"Our job is not to keep the pods busy"
  13. N-"Stand up" scheduled for more then 15 min
  14. B-"I think Waterfall would work better for what we are doing"
  15. O-Our process is too complex for scrum
  16. G-"This is the nature of our work"
  17. N-"This is no longer in the top 10 priorities"
  18. I-"The CIOs are happy with us"
  19. N-That doesn't look good, let's not show that
  20. I-"Ben can you make a meeting for that"
  21. I-someone suggests we add another column to portfolio item states
  22. N-"Guys, I feel like the pods are not happy with us"
  23. I-Where is the real data around this?
  24. G-SA team wont like that
  25. N-Product team using Scrum