"This isthe natureof ourwork""We'readjustingto theprocess""Our job isnot to keepthe podsbusy"Someoneconfusesa pushwith a pull "I thinkWaterfallwould workbetter for whatwe are doing"That doesn'tlook good,let's notshow that"Is there acustom field forthat? (when italready exists)""Do wehave anauditpage?""We stilldon't knowwhat TTOmeans"SA teamwont likethatOur processis toocomplex forscrumIs that inConfluence?"Stand up"scheduledfor morethen 15 minTomanymeetingWhere is thereal dataaround this?The teamsshould begetting theircertifications"Ben canyou makea meetingfor that"Can we addthat to the"List of bullshitI've HeardNewsletter"someonesuggests weadd anothercolumn toportfolio itemstatesSwitchingto Scrum"This is nolonger inthe top 10priorities""We aretoo busyto handlethat"ProductteamusingScrum"Guys, I feellike the podsare nothappy withus""The CIOsare happywith us""This isthe natureof ourwork""We'readjustingto theprocess""Our job isnot to keepthe podsbusy"Someoneconfusesa pushwith a pull "I thinkWaterfallwould workbetter for whatwe are doing"That doesn'tlook good,let's notshow that"Is there acustom field forthat? (when italready exists)""Do wehave anauditpage?""We stilldon't knowwhat TTOmeans"SA teamwont likethatOur processis toocomplex forscrumIs that inConfluence?"Stand up"scheduledfor morethen 15 minTomanymeetingWhere is thereal dataaround this?The teamsshould begetting theircertifications"Ben canyou makea meetingfor that"Can we addthat to the"List of bullshitI've HeardNewsletter"someonesuggests weadd anothercolumn toportfolio itemstatesSwitchingto Scrum"This is nolonger inthe top 10priorities""We aretoo busyto handlethat"ProductteamusingScrum"Guys, I feellike the podsare nothappy withus""The CIOsare happywith us"

Wizard SMH Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-"This is the nature of our work"
  2. O-"We're adjusting to the process"
  3. B-"Our job is not to keep the pods busy"
  4. B-Someone confuses a push with a pull
  5. B-"I think Waterfall would work better for what we are doing"
  6. N-That doesn't look good, let's not show that
  7. O-"Is there a custom field for that? (when it already exists)"
  8. B-"Do we have an audit page?"
  9. B-"We still don't know what TTO means"
  10. G-SA team wont like that
  11. O-Our process is too complex for scrum
  12. O-Is that in Confluence?
  13. N-"Stand up" scheduled for more then 15 min
  14. I-To many meeting
  15. I-Where is the real data around this?
  16. G-The teams should be getting their certifications
  17. I-"Ben can you make a meeting for that"
  18. G-Can we add that to the "List of bullshit I've Heard Newsletter"
  19. I-someone suggests we add another column to portfolio item states
  20. G-Switching to Scrum
  21. N-"This is no longer in the top 10 priorities"
  22. O-"We are too busy to handle that"
  23. N-Product team using Scrum
  24. N-"Guys, I feel like the pods are not happy with us"
  25. I-"The CIOs are happy with us"