Where is thereal dataaround this?"This isthe natureof ourwork""We'readjustingto theprocess""Stand up"scheduledfor morethen 15 minCan we addthat to the"List of bullshitI've HeardNewsletter"Our processis toocomplex forscrumSwitchingto Scrum"This is nolonger inthe top 10priorities""We aretoo busyto handlethat"The teamsshould begetting theircertificationssomeonesuggests weadd anothercolumn toportfolio itemstatesThat doesn'tlook good,let's notshow that"Is there acustom field forthat? (when italready exists)""Guys, I feellike the podsare nothappy withus"Someoneconfusesa pushwith a pull Tomanymeeting"Our job isnot to keepthe podsbusy""Do wehave anauditpage?"SA teamwont likethat"We stilldon't knowwhat TTOmeans""Ben canyou makea meetingfor that""The CIOsare happywith us""I thinkWaterfallwould workbetter for whatwe are doing"Is that inConfluence?ProductteamusingScrumWhere is thereal dataaround this?"This isthe natureof ourwork""We'readjustingto theprocess""Stand up"scheduledfor morethen 15 minCan we addthat to the"List of bullshitI've HeardNewsletter"Our processis toocomplex forscrumSwitchingto Scrum"This is nolonger inthe top 10priorities""We aretoo busyto handlethat"The teamsshould begetting theircertificationssomeonesuggests weadd anothercolumn toportfolio itemstatesThat doesn'tlook good,let's notshow that"Is there acustom field forthat? (when italready exists)""Guys, I feellike the podsare nothappy withus"Someoneconfusesa pushwith a pull Tomanymeeting"Our job isnot to keepthe podsbusy""Do wehave anauditpage?"SA teamwont likethat"We stilldon't knowwhat TTOmeans""Ben canyou makea meetingfor that""The CIOsare happywith us""I thinkWaterfallwould workbetter for whatwe are doing"Is that inConfluence?ProductteamusingScrum

Wizard SMH Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-Where is the real data around this?
  2. G-"This is the nature of our work"
  3. O-"We're adjusting to the process"
  4. N-"Stand up" scheduled for more then 15 min
  5. G-Can we add that to the "List of bullshit I've Heard Newsletter"
  6. O-Our process is too complex for scrum
  7. G-Switching to Scrum
  8. N-"This is no longer in the top 10 priorities"
  9. O-"We are too busy to handle that"
  10. G-The teams should be getting their certifications
  11. I-someone suggests we add another column to portfolio item states
  12. N-That doesn't look good, let's not show that
  13. O-"Is there a custom field for that? (when it already exists)"
  14. N-"Guys, I feel like the pods are not happy with us"
  15. B-Someone confuses a push with a pull
  16. I-To many meeting
  17. B-"Our job is not to keep the pods busy"
  18. B-"Do we have an audit page?"
  19. G-SA team wont like that
  20. B-"We still don't know what TTO means"
  21. I-"Ben can you make a meeting for that"
  22. I-"The CIOs are happy with us"
  23. B-"I think Waterfall would work better for what we are doing"
  24. O-Is that in Confluence?
  25. N-Product team using Scrum