"You don't*look*sick""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"What's aconcussion?""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"Justcalmdown""You lookfine tome""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""Haveyou triedyoga?""You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""You don't*look*sick""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"What's aconcussion?""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"Justcalmdown""You lookfine tome""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""Haveyou triedyoga?""You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem"

Shitty Dr Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You don't *look* sick"
  2. "Aren't you being over-dramatic?"
  3. "The only solution is surgery" (in first appointment only)
  4. "You need to lose weight" (in unrelated appointment)
  5. "What's a concussion?"
  6. "I don't know if cupping would help, but you should try it! All those Olympians are doing it, so it must be something!"
  7. Prescribes a medication contraindicated on your chart
  8. "Just calm down"
  9. "You look fine to me"
  10. "You're in too much pain to move? You should exercise more."
  11. "Just don't move it that way then"
  12. "It would get better if you just got pregnant"
  13. "Other people have it far worse than you do"
  14. "You should meditate. Oh you already do? Uh... do it more?"
  15. "Have you tried yoga?"
  16. "You're too young to have this problem"