"The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"Haveyou triedyoga?""You lookfine tome""You don't*look*sick""What's aconcussion?"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""Justcalmdown""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"Haveyou triedyoga?""You lookfine tome""You don't*look*sick""What's aconcussion?"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""Justcalmdown""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant"

Shitty Dr Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "The only solution is surgery" (in first appointment only)
  2. "Have you tried yoga?"
  3. "You look fine to me"
  4. "You don't *look* sick"
  5. "What's a concussion?"
  6. Prescribes a medication contraindicated on your chart
  7. "You're too young to have this problem"
  8. "Aren't you being over-dramatic?"
  9. "You need to lose weight" (in unrelated appointment)
  10. "Other people have it far worse than you do"
  11. "You're in too much pain to move? You should exercise more."
  12. "You should meditate. Oh you already do? Uh... do it more?"
  13. "Just don't move it that way then"
  14. "I don't know if cupping would help, but you should try it! All those Olympians are doing it, so it must be something!"
  15. "Just calm down"
  16. "It would get better if you just got pregnant"