"Just don'tmove itthat waythen""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""Justcalmdown""What's aconcussion?""You don't*look*sick""You lookfine tome""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""Haveyou triedyoga?""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""Justcalmdown""What's aconcussion?""You don't*look*sick""You lookfine tome""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""Haveyou triedyoga?""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore."

Shitty Dr Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Just don't move it that way then"
  2. "You should meditate. Oh you already do? Uh... do it more?"
  3. "You need to lose weight" (in unrelated appointment)
  4. "Other people have it far worse than you do"
  5. "Just calm down"
  6. "What's a concussion?"
  7. "You don't *look* sick"
  8. "You look fine to me"
  9. "I don't know if cupping would help, but you should try it! All those Olympians are doing it, so it must be something!"
  10. Prescribes a medication contraindicated on your chart
  11. "You're too young to have this problem"
  12. "Have you tried yoga?"
  13. "It would get better if you just got pregnant"
  14. "Aren't you being over-dramatic?"
  15. "The only solution is surgery" (in first appointment only)
  16. "You're in too much pain to move? You should exercise more."