"The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"Just don'tmove itthat waythen""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"Haveyou triedyoga?""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""Justcalmdown"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""You lookfine tome""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""You don't*look*sick""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""What's aconcussion?""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"Just don'tmove itthat waythen""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"Haveyou triedyoga?""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""Justcalmdown"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""You lookfine tome""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""You don't*look*sick""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""What's aconcussion?"

Shitty Dr Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "The only solution is surgery" (in first appointment only)
  2. "Just don't move it that way then"
  3. "You need to lose weight" (in unrelated appointment)
  4. "Have you tried yoga?"
  5. "It would get better if you just got pregnant"
  6. "Just calm down"
  7. Prescribes a medication contraindicated on your chart
  8. "You should meditate. Oh you already do? Uh... do it more?"
  9. "Other people have it far worse than you do"
  10. "You're too young to have this problem"
  11. "You look fine to me"
  12. "You're in too much pain to move? You should exercise more."
  13. "Aren't you being over-dramatic?"
  14. "You don't *look* sick"
  15. "I don't know if cupping would help, but you should try it! All those Olympians are doing it, so it must be something!"
  16. "What's a concussion?"