"Justcalmdown""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""Just don'tmove itthat waythen"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"What's aconcussion?""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""You don't*look*sick""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"You lookfine tome""Haveyou triedyoga?""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""Justcalmdown""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""Just don'tmove itthat waythen"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"What's aconcussion?""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""You don't*look*sick""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"You lookfine tome""Haveyou triedyoga?""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do"

Shitty Dr Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Just calm down"
  2. "You should meditate. Oh you already do? Uh... do it more?"
  3. "Just don't move it that way then"
  4. Prescribes a medication contraindicated on your chart
  5. "I don't know if cupping would help, but you should try it! All those Olympians are doing it, so it must be something!"
  6. "You need to lose weight" (in unrelated appointment)
  7. "What's a concussion?"
  8. "You're in too much pain to move? You should exercise more."
  9. "You're too young to have this problem"
  10. "You don't *look* sick"
  11. "Aren't you being over-dramatic?"
  12. "The only solution is surgery" (in first appointment only)
  13. "You look fine to me"
  14. "Have you tried yoga?"
  15. "It would get better if you just got pregnant"
  16. "Other people have it far worse than you do"