"Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"What's aconcussion?""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""Haveyou triedyoga?""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""You lookfine tome""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""You don't*look*sick""You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"Justcalmdown""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"What's aconcussion?""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""Haveyou triedyoga?""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""You lookfine tome""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""You don't*look*sick""You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"Justcalmdown""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart

Shitty Dr Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Other people have it far worse than you do"
  2. "Just don't move it that way then"
  3. "The only solution is surgery" (in first appointment only)
  4. "What's a concussion?"
  5. "You're in too much pain to move? You should exercise more."
  6. "Have you tried yoga?"
  7. "Aren't you being over-dramatic?"
  8. "You look fine to me"
  9. "I don't know if cupping would help, but you should try it! All those Olympians are doing it, so it must be something!"
  10. "You don't *look* sick"
  11. "You're too young to have this problem"
  12. "It would get better if you just got pregnant"
  13. "You need to lose weight" (in unrelated appointment)
  14. "Just calm down"
  15. "You should meditate. Oh you already do? Uh... do it more?"
  16. Prescribes a medication contraindicated on your chart