"You lookfine tome""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""You don't*look*sick""Justcalmdown""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"What's aconcussion?""Haveyou triedyoga?""You lookfine tome""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""You don't*look*sick""Justcalmdown""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"What's aconcussion?""Haveyou triedyoga?"

Shitty Dr Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You look fine to me"
  2. "You're in too much pain to move? You should exercise more."
  3. "I don't know if cupping would help, but you should try it! All those Olympians are doing it, so it must be something!"
  4. "You don't *look* sick"
  5. "Just calm down"
  6. "Just don't move it that way then"
  7. "You're too young to have this problem"
  8. "It would get better if you just got pregnant"
  9. "You should meditate. Oh you already do? Uh... do it more?"
  10. "The only solution is surgery" (in first appointment only)
  11. "Other people have it far worse than you do"
  12. "Aren't you being over-dramatic?"
  13. Prescribes a medication contraindicated on your chart
  14. "You need to lose weight" (in unrelated appointment)
  15. "What's a concussion?"
  16. "Have you tried yoga?"