"Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""Justcalmdown""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"What's aconcussion?""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore."Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""You don't*look*sick""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""Haveyou triedyoga?""You lookfine tome""Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""Justcalmdown""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"What's aconcussion?""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore."Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""You don't*look*sick""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""Haveyou triedyoga?""You lookfine tome"

Shitty Dr Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Other people have it far worse than you do"
  2. "Just calm down"
  3. "The only solution is surgery" (in first appointment only)
  4. "What's a concussion?"
  5. "Aren't you being over-dramatic?"
  6. "It would get better if you just got pregnant"
  7. "I don't know if cupping would help, but you should try it! All those Olympians are doing it, so it must be something!"
  8. "You're in too much pain to move? You should exercise more."
  9. Prescribes a medication contraindicated on your chart
  10. "You should meditate. Oh you already do? Uh... do it more?"
  11. "You don't *look* sick"
  12. "Just don't move it that way then"
  13. "You need to lose weight" (in unrelated appointment)
  14. "You're too young to have this problem"
  15. "Have you tried yoga?"
  16. "You look fine to me"