"Just don'tmove itthat waythen""Justcalmdown""Haveyou triedyoga?""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"You lookfine tome""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""What's aconcussion?""Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""You don't*look*sick""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""Justcalmdown""Haveyou triedyoga?""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"You lookfine tome""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""What's aconcussion?""Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""You don't*look*sick""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!"

Shitty Dr Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Just don't move it that way then"
  2. "Just calm down"
  3. "Have you tried yoga?"
  4. "The only solution is surgery" (in first appointment only)
  5. "You look fine to me"
  6. "You need to lose weight" (in unrelated appointment)
  7. Prescribes a medication contraindicated on your chart
  8. "You're in too much pain to move? You should exercise more."
  9. "It would get better if you just got pregnant"
  10. "What's a concussion?"
  11. "Other people have it far worse than you do"
  12. "You're too young to have this problem"
  13. "Aren't you being over-dramatic?"
  14. "You don't *look* sick"
  15. "You should meditate. Oh you already do? Uh... do it more?"
  16. "I don't know if cupping would help, but you should try it! All those Olympians are doing it, so it must be something!"