"What's aconcussion?""You lookfine tome""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"Haveyou triedyoga?""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""You don't*look*sick""Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""Justcalmdown""What's aconcussion?""You lookfine tome""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"Haveyou triedyoga?""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""You don't*look*sick""Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""Justcalmdown"

Shitty Dr Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "What's a concussion?"
  2. "You look fine to me"
  3. "Just don't move it that way then"
  4. "The only solution is surgery" (in first appointment only)
  5. "Have you tried yoga?"
  6. "It would get better if you just got pregnant"
  7. Prescribes a medication contraindicated on your chart
  8. "You're too young to have this problem"
  9. "You should meditate. Oh you already do? Uh... do it more?"
  10. "You need to lose weight" (in unrelated appointment)
  11. "I don't know if cupping would help, but you should try it! All those Olympians are doing it, so it must be something!"
  12. "You're in too much pain to move? You should exercise more."
  13. "Aren't you being over-dramatic?"
  14. "You don't *look* sick"
  15. "Other people have it far worse than you do"
  16. "Just calm down"