"You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""You don't*look*sick""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""What's aconcussion?""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""Justcalmdown""You lookfine tome""You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"Haveyou triedyoga?""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""You don't*look*sick""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""What's aconcussion?""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""Justcalmdown""You lookfine tome""You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"Haveyou triedyoga?""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore."

Shitty Dr Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You need to lose weight" (in unrelated appointment)
  2. "Other people have it far worse than you do"
  3. "Just don't move it that way then"
  4. "Aren't you being over-dramatic?"
  5. "It would get better if you just got pregnant"
  6. "You don't *look* sick"
  7. "You should meditate. Oh you already do? Uh... do it more?"
  8. "What's a concussion?"
  9. "I don't know if cupping would help, but you should try it! All those Olympians are doing it, so it must be something!"
  10. "Just calm down"
  11. "You look fine to me"
  12. "You're too young to have this problem"
  13. Prescribes a medication contraindicated on your chart
  14. "The only solution is surgery" (in first appointment only)
  15. "Have you tried yoga?"
  16. "You're in too much pain to move? You should exercise more."