"You lookfine tome"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""Haveyou triedyoga?""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""What's aconcussion?""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""Justcalmdown""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"You don't*look*sick""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant""You lookfine tome"Prescribes amedicationcontraindicatedon your chart"Otherpeople haveit far worsethan you do""The onlysolution issurgery" (in firstappointmentonly)"You're tooyoung tohave thisproblem""I don't know ifcupping would help,but you should try it!All those Olympiansare doing it, so itmust be something!""Haveyou triedyoga?""You're in toomuch pain tomove? Youshould exercisemore.""What's aconcussion?""Just don'tmove itthat waythen""Aren'tyou beingover-dramatic?""Justcalmdown""You need tolose weight"(in unrelatedappointment)"You don't*look*sick""You shouldmeditate. Ohyou alreadydo? Uh... doit more?""It would getbetter if youjust gotpregnant"

Shitty Dr Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You look fine to me"
  2. Prescribes a medication contraindicated on your chart
  3. "Other people have it far worse than you do"
  4. "The only solution is surgery" (in first appointment only)
  5. "You're too young to have this problem"
  6. "I don't know if cupping would help, but you should try it! All those Olympians are doing it, so it must be something!"
  7. "Have you tried yoga?"
  8. "You're in too much pain to move? You should exercise more."
  9. "What's a concussion?"
  10. "Just don't move it that way then"
  11. "Aren't you being over-dramatic?"
  12. "Just calm down"
  13. "You need to lose weight" (in unrelated appointment)
  14. "You don't *look* sick"
  15. "You should meditate. Oh you already do? Uh... do it more?"
  16. "It would get better if you just got pregnant"