Told Lindsay a20 minute storyonly to realizeshe stoppedlistening 25minutes agoListened toLindsay'smost recentlife-alteringrevelation"Jessica, didyou get taller?Oh my godyou're taller!And older!"Had the honor ofgetting a sneakpeak of Lindsayand Danielle'snew endeavorWonderedwhy Lindsayhas such adisdain fortrash bagsFelt cluelesswhile Lindsaydropped heryogi knowledgeon youHeard Lindsayuse a phrase orexpression thatsimply does notexistPrivilegedenough tohear theinfamous"spoon story"Seen Lindsay usean excessiveamount ofaffection towardsJessicaObserved Lindsaymake a medicaldiagnosis basedon her most recentmealBeen jealousof theattractivenessthat isWinsleyReferred toLindsay as yourbest friend / rolemodel / stalker /family"Wes, whyare therecrumbs onthecounter?""Cheers" herglass no matterwhat’s in it andno matter howbig or small theoccasion"I'm not havingwine tonight"*Sees post ofher drinkingwine 2 hourslater"Witnessed Lindsayschedule activitiesthat just shouldn'tbe scheduled (i.e.showering andshaving her legs)Gossiped withLindsay's friendsabout whether ornot Wes wouldever pop thequestionHeardLindsay say" II feel somuch better"after eatingWatchedLindsay writedown howmuch she spentin her notesapp"He eats SO much.One box of pasta,two lbs of meat, 1package of cheese.Have I told you howmuch I spend ongroceries?!"Wanted todie whileworking outwith LindsayCampedwithLindsay"I'm so mad. Shethought I was likefifteen!" *5 Min.Later* "Do you seethis wrinkle?!"WitnessedLindsayclaim she"hasn't drankin so long"Told Lindsay a20 minute storyonly to realizeshe stoppedlistening 25minutes agoListened toLindsay'smost recentlife-alteringrevelation"Jessica, didyou get taller?Oh my godyou're taller!And older!"Had the honor ofgetting a sneakpeak of Lindsayand Danielle'snew endeavorWonderedwhy Lindsayhas such adisdain fortrash bagsFelt cluelesswhile Lindsaydropped heryogi knowledgeon youHeard Lindsayuse a phrase orexpression thatsimply does notexistPrivilegedenough tohear theinfamous"spoon story"Seen Lindsay usean excessiveamount ofaffection towardsJessicaObserved Lindsaymake a medicaldiagnosis basedon her most recentmealBeen jealousof theattractivenessthat isWinsleyReferred toLindsay as yourbest friend / rolemodel / stalker /family"Wes, whyare therecrumbs onthecounter?""Cheers" herglass no matterwhat’s in it andno matter howbig or small theoccasion"I'm not havingwine tonight"*Sees post ofher drinkingwine 2 hourslater"Witnessed Lindsayschedule activitiesthat just shouldn'tbe scheduled (i.e.showering andshaving her legs)Gossiped withLindsay's friendsabout whether ornot Wes wouldever pop thequestionHeardLindsay say" II feel somuch better"after eatingWatchedLindsay writedown howmuch she spentin her notesapp"He eats SO much.One box of pasta,two lbs of meat, 1package of cheese.Have I told you howmuch I spend ongroceries?!"Wanted todie whileworking outwith LindsayCampedwithLindsay"I'm so mad. Shethought I was likefifteen!" *5 Min.Later* "Do you seethis wrinkle?!"WitnessedLindsayclaim she"hasn't drankin so long"

Lindsay's 26th Birthday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Told Lindsay a 20 minute story only to realize she stopped listening 25 minutes ago
  2. Listened to Lindsay's most recent life-altering revelation
  3. "Jessica, did you get taller? Oh my god you're taller! And older!"
  4. Had the honor of getting a sneak peak of Lindsay and Danielle's new endeavor
  5. Wondered why Lindsay has such a disdain for trash bags
  6. Felt clueless while Lindsay dropped her yogi knowledge on you
  7. Heard Lindsay use a phrase or expression that simply does not exist
  8. Privileged enough to hear the infamous "spoon story"
  9. Seen Lindsay use an excessive amount of affection towards Jessica
  10. Observed Lindsay make a medical diagnosis based on her most recent meal
  11. Been jealous of the attractiveness that is Winsley
  12. Referred to Lindsay as your best friend / role model / stalker / family
  13. "Wes, why are there crumbs on the counter?"
  14. "Cheers" her glass no matter what’s in it and no matter how big or small the occasion
  15. "I'm not having wine tonight" *Sees post of her drinking wine 2 hours later"
  16. Witnessed Lindsay schedule activities that just shouldn't be scheduled (i.e. showering and shaving her legs)
  17. Gossiped with Lindsay's friends about whether or not Wes would ever pop the question
  18. Heard Lindsay say " II feel so much better" after eating
  19. Watched Lindsay write down how much she spent in her notes app
  20. "He eats SO much. One box of pasta, two lbs of meat, 1 package of cheese. Have I told you how much I spend on groceries?!"
  21. Wanted to die while working out with Lindsay
  22. Camped with Lindsay
  23. "I'm so mad. She thought I was like fifteen!" *5 Min. Later* "Do you see this wrinkle?!"
  24. Witnessed Lindsay claim she "hasn't drank in so long"