Seen Lindsay usean excessiveamount ofaffection towardsJessicaGossiped withLindsay's friendsabout whether ornot Wes wouldever pop thequestion"Cheers" herglass no matterwhat’s in it andno matter howbig or small theoccasionBeen jealousof theattractivenessthat isWinsley"I'm not havingwine tonight"*Sees post ofher drinkingwine 2 hourslater"Observed Lindsaymake a medicaldiagnosis basedon her most recentmealWonderedwhy Lindsayhas such adisdain fortrash bags"I'm so mad. Shethought I was likefifteen!" *5 Min.Later* "Do you seethis wrinkle?!"Witnessed Lindsayschedule activitiesthat just shouldn'tbe scheduled (i.e.showering andshaving her legs)"Wes, whyare therecrumbs onthecounter?"WatchedLindsay writedown howmuch she spentin her notesappTold Lindsay a20 minute storyonly to realizeshe stoppedlistening 25minutes agoWanted todie whileworking outwith LindsayHeard Lindsayuse a phrase orexpression thatsimply does notexistCampedwithLindsayWitnessedLindsayclaim she"hasn't drankin so long"Referred toLindsay as yourbest friend / rolemodel / stalker /familyHad the honor ofgetting a sneakpeak of Lindsayand Danielle'snew endeavorListened toLindsay'smost recentlife-alteringrevelation"Jessica, didyou get taller?Oh my godyou're taller!And older!""He eats SO much.One box of pasta,two lbs of meat, 1package of cheese.Have I told you howmuch I spend ongroceries?!"Felt cluelesswhile Lindsaydropped heryogi knowledgeon youPrivilegedenough tohear theinfamous"spoon story"HeardLindsay say" II feel somuch better"after eatingSeen Lindsay usean excessiveamount ofaffection towardsJessicaGossiped withLindsay's friendsabout whether ornot Wes wouldever pop thequestion"Cheers" herglass no matterwhat’s in it andno matter howbig or small theoccasionBeen jealousof theattractivenessthat isWinsley"I'm not havingwine tonight"*Sees post ofher drinkingwine 2 hourslater"Observed Lindsaymake a medicaldiagnosis basedon her most recentmealWonderedwhy Lindsayhas such adisdain fortrash bags"I'm so mad. Shethought I was likefifteen!" *5 Min.Later* "Do you seethis wrinkle?!"Witnessed Lindsayschedule activitiesthat just shouldn'tbe scheduled (i.e.showering andshaving her legs)"Wes, whyare therecrumbs onthecounter?"WatchedLindsay writedown howmuch she spentin her notesappTold Lindsay a20 minute storyonly to realizeshe stoppedlistening 25minutes agoWanted todie whileworking outwith LindsayHeard Lindsayuse a phrase orexpression thatsimply does notexistCampedwithLindsayWitnessedLindsayclaim she"hasn't drankin so long"Referred toLindsay as yourbest friend / rolemodel / stalker /familyHad the honor ofgetting a sneakpeak of Lindsayand Danielle'snew endeavorListened toLindsay'smost recentlife-alteringrevelation"Jessica, didyou get taller?Oh my godyou're taller!And older!""He eats SO much.One box of pasta,two lbs of meat, 1package of cheese.Have I told you howmuch I spend ongroceries?!"Felt cluelesswhile Lindsaydropped heryogi knowledgeon youPrivilegedenough tohear theinfamous"spoon story"HeardLindsay say" II feel somuch better"after eating

Lindsay's 26th Birthday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Seen Lindsay use an excessive amount of affection towards Jessica
  2. Gossiped with Lindsay's friends about whether or not Wes would ever pop the question
  3. "Cheers" her glass no matter what’s in it and no matter how big or small the occasion
  4. Been jealous of the attractiveness that is Winsley
  5. "I'm not having wine tonight" *Sees post of her drinking wine 2 hours later"
  6. Observed Lindsay make a medical diagnosis based on her most recent meal
  7. Wondered why Lindsay has such a disdain for trash bags
  8. "I'm so mad. She thought I was like fifteen!" *5 Min. Later* "Do you see this wrinkle?!"
  9. Witnessed Lindsay schedule activities that just shouldn't be scheduled (i.e. showering and shaving her legs)
  10. "Wes, why are there crumbs on the counter?"
  11. Watched Lindsay write down how much she spent in her notes app
  12. Told Lindsay a 20 minute story only to realize she stopped listening 25 minutes ago
  13. Wanted to die while working out with Lindsay
  14. Heard Lindsay use a phrase or expression that simply does not exist
  15. Camped with Lindsay
  16. Witnessed Lindsay claim she "hasn't drank in so long"
  17. Referred to Lindsay as your best friend / role model / stalker / family
  18. Had the honor of getting a sneak peak of Lindsay and Danielle's new endeavor
  19. Listened to Lindsay's most recent life-altering revelation
  20. "Jessica, did you get taller? Oh my god you're taller! And older!"
  21. "He eats SO much. One box of pasta, two lbs of meat, 1 package of cheese. Have I told you how much I spend on groceries?!"
  22. Felt clueless while Lindsay dropped her yogi knowledge on you
  23. Privileged enough to hear the infamous "spoon story"
  24. Heard Lindsay say " II feel so much better" after eating