showeringonly took5 minutesswaddlingthe babyonly lasted acouple ofsecondscleaning andcooking wasnearlyimpossiblebaby wouldput almosteverythingthey grabbedin their mouthbaby wouldspit out solidfoods theydidn’t likebreastfeedingwas socomplicatedwould doit all overagainhad a wholebottle ofwinebecause ofmotherhoodwatchingyour babysleep wasthe bestthing everyour “mom”bag washeavier thanthe babystillbreastfedyour childafter theyturned 1baby’sfirst wordwasmommataking adecentshower wasa luxurybaby’sfirst wordwas papahas criedmore than thebaby whenthey got theirshotsconstantlytraumatizedby baby’scryingbaby vomitedon yourshoulders orarms whenburpingchanging adiaper wasthe hardestthing you’veever had to dolost ababy shoein thestreethad a nervousbreakdownduring the firstmonth ofgiving birthshoweringonly took5 minutesswaddlingthe babyonly lasted acouple ofsecondscleaning andcooking wasnearlyimpossiblebaby wouldput almosteverythingthey grabbedin their mouthbaby wouldspit out solidfoods theydidn’t likebreastfeedingwas socomplicatedwould doit all overagainhad a wholebottle ofwinebecause ofmotherhoodwatchingyour babysleep wasthe bestthing everyour “mom”bag washeavier thanthe babystillbreastfedyour childafter theyturned 1baby’sfirst wordwasmommataking adecentshower wasa luxurybaby’sfirst wordwas papahas criedmore than thebaby whenthey got theirshotsconstantlytraumatizedby baby’scryingbaby vomitedon yourshoulders orarms whenburpingchanging adiaper wasthe hardestthing you’veever had to dolost ababy shoein thestreethad a nervousbreakdownduring the firstmonth ofgiving birth

Happy Mother’s Day - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. showering only took 5 minutes
  2. swaddling the baby only lasted a couple of seconds
  3. cleaning and cooking was nearly impossible
  4. baby would put almost everything they grabbed in their mouth
  5. baby would spit out solid foods they didn’t like
  6. breastfeeding was so complicated
  7. would do it all over again
  8. had a whole bottle of wine because of motherhood
  9. watching your baby sleep was the best thing ever
  10. your “mom” bag was heavier than the baby
  11. still breastfed your child after they turned 1
  12. baby’s first word was momma
  13. taking a decent shower was a luxury
  14. baby’s first word was papa
  15. has cried more than the baby when they got their shots
  16. constantly traumatized by baby’s crying
  17. baby vomited on your shoulders or arms when burping
  18. changing a diaper was the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do
  19. lost a baby shoe in the street
  20. had a nervous breakdown during the first month of giving birth