showeringonly took5 minutesswaddlingthe babyonly lasted acouple ofsecondstaking adecentshower wasa luxurybaby wouldspit out solidfoods theydidn’t likebaby’sfirst wordwas papaconstantlytraumatizedby baby’scryingcleaning andcooking wasnearlyimpossiblebaby’sfirst wordwasmommahad a nervousbreakdownduring the firstmonth ofgiving birthstillbreastfedyour childafter theyturned 1baby vomitedon yourshoulders orarms whenburpinghad a wholebottle ofwinebecause ofmotherhoodyour “mom”bag washeavier thanthe babywatchingyour babysleep wasthe bestthing everhas criedmore than thebaby whenthey got theirshotswould doit all overagainchanging adiaper wasthe hardestthing you’veever had to dobaby wouldput almosteverythingthey grabbedin their mouthlost ababy shoein thestreetbreastfeedingwas socomplicatedshoweringonly took5 minutesswaddlingthe babyonly lasted acouple ofsecondstaking adecentshower wasa luxurybaby wouldspit out solidfoods theydidn’t likebaby’sfirst wordwas papaconstantlytraumatizedby baby’scryingcleaning andcooking wasnearlyimpossiblebaby’sfirst wordwasmommahad a nervousbreakdownduring the firstmonth ofgiving birthstillbreastfedyour childafter theyturned 1baby vomitedon yourshoulders orarms whenburpinghad a wholebottle ofwinebecause ofmotherhoodyour “mom”bag washeavier thanthe babywatchingyour babysleep wasthe bestthing everhas criedmore than thebaby whenthey got theirshotswould doit all overagainchanging adiaper wasthe hardestthing you’veever had to dobaby wouldput almosteverythingthey grabbedin their mouthlost ababy shoein thestreetbreastfeedingwas socomplicated

Happy Mother’s Day - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. showering only took 5 minutes
  2. swaddling the baby only lasted a couple of seconds
  3. taking a decent shower was a luxury
  4. baby would spit out solid foods they didn’t like
  5. baby’s first word was papa
  6. constantly traumatized by baby’s crying
  7. cleaning and cooking was nearly impossible
  8. baby’s first word was momma
  9. had a nervous breakdown during the first month of giving birth
  10. still breastfed your child after they turned 1
  11. baby vomited on your shoulders or arms when burping
  12. had a whole bottle of wine because of motherhood
  13. your “mom” bag was heavier than the baby
  14. watching your baby sleep was the best thing ever
  15. has cried more than the baby when they got their shots
  16. would do it all over again
  17. changing a diaper was the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do
  18. baby would put almost everything they grabbed in their mouth
  19. lost a baby shoe in the street
  20. breastfeeding was so complicated