baby wouldspit out solidfoods theydidn’t likebreastfeedingwas socomplicatedcleaning andcooking wasnearlyimpossibleyour “mom”bag washeavier thanthe babyhad a wholebottle ofwinebecause ofmotherhoodconstantlytraumatizedby baby’scryingtaking adecentshower wasa luxurywatchingyour babysleep wasthe bestthing everbaby’sfirst wordwasmommahad a nervousbreakdownduring the firstmonth ofgiving birthbaby vomitedon yourshoulders orarms whenburpingwould doit all overagainbaby wouldput almosteverythingthey grabbedin their mouthlost ababy shoein thestreetstillbreastfedyour childafter theyturned 1changing adiaper wasthe hardestthing you’veever had to doswaddlingthe babyonly lasted acouple ofsecondshas criedmore than thebaby whenthey got theirshotsbaby’sfirst wordwas papashoweringonly took5 minutesbaby wouldspit out solidfoods theydidn’t likebreastfeedingwas socomplicatedcleaning andcooking wasnearlyimpossibleyour “mom”bag washeavier thanthe babyhad a wholebottle ofwinebecause ofmotherhoodconstantlytraumatizedby baby’scryingtaking adecentshower wasa luxurywatchingyour babysleep wasthe bestthing everbaby’sfirst wordwasmommahad a nervousbreakdownduring the firstmonth ofgiving birthbaby vomitedon yourshoulders orarms whenburpingwould doit all overagainbaby wouldput almosteverythingthey grabbedin their mouthlost ababy shoein thestreetstillbreastfedyour childafter theyturned 1changing adiaper wasthe hardestthing you’veever had to doswaddlingthe babyonly lasted acouple ofsecondshas criedmore than thebaby whenthey got theirshotsbaby’sfirst wordwas papashoweringonly took5 minutes

Happy Mother’s Day - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. baby would spit out solid foods they didn’t like
  2. breastfeeding was so complicated
  3. cleaning and cooking was nearly impossible
  4. your “mom” bag was heavier than the baby
  5. had a whole bottle of wine because of motherhood
  6. constantly traumatized by baby’s crying
  7. taking a decent shower was a luxury
  8. watching your baby sleep was the best thing ever
  9. baby’s first word was momma
  10. had a nervous breakdown during the first month of giving birth
  11. baby vomited on your shoulders or arms when burping
  12. would do it all over again
  13. baby would put almost everything they grabbed in their mouth
  14. lost a baby shoe in the street
  15. still breastfed your child after they turned 1
  16. changing a diaper was the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do
  17. swaddling the baby only lasted a couple of seconds
  18. has cried more than the baby when they got their shots
  19. baby’s first word was papa
  20. showering only took 5 minutes