baby wouldput almosteverythingthey grabbedin their mouthbreastfeedingwas socomplicatedshoweringonly took5 minutesconstantlytraumatizedby baby’scryinghad a wholebottle ofwinebecause ofmotherhoodbaby vomitedon yourshoulders orarms whenburpingyour “mom”bag washeavier thanthe babylost ababy shoein thestreetwould doit all overagaincleaning andcooking wasnearlyimpossibletaking adecentshower wasa luxurybaby wouldspit out solidfoods theydidn’t likebaby’sfirst wordwas papachanging adiaper wasthe hardestthing you’veever had to dostillbreastfedyour childafter theyturned 1baby’sfirst wordwasmommahas criedmore than thebaby whenthey got theirshotswatchingyour babysleep wasthe bestthing everhad a nervousbreakdownduring the firstmonth ofgiving birthswaddlingthe babyonly lasted acouple ofsecondsbaby wouldput almosteverythingthey grabbedin their mouthbreastfeedingwas socomplicatedshoweringonly took5 minutesconstantlytraumatizedby baby’scryinghad a wholebottle ofwinebecause ofmotherhoodbaby vomitedon yourshoulders orarms whenburpingyour “mom”bag washeavier thanthe babylost ababy shoein thestreetwould doit all overagaincleaning andcooking wasnearlyimpossibletaking adecentshower wasa luxurybaby wouldspit out solidfoods theydidn’t likebaby’sfirst wordwas papachanging adiaper wasthe hardestthing you’veever had to dostillbreastfedyour childafter theyturned 1baby’sfirst wordwasmommahas criedmore than thebaby whenthey got theirshotswatchingyour babysleep wasthe bestthing everhad a nervousbreakdownduring the firstmonth ofgiving birthswaddlingthe babyonly lasted acouple ofseconds

Happy Mother’s Day - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. baby would put almost everything they grabbed in their mouth
  2. breastfeeding was so complicated
  3. showering only took 5 minutes
  4. constantly traumatized by baby’s crying
  5. had a whole bottle of wine because of motherhood
  6. baby vomited on your shoulders or arms when burping
  7. your “mom” bag was heavier than the baby
  8. lost a baby shoe in the street
  9. would do it all over again
  10. cleaning and cooking was nearly impossible
  11. taking a decent shower was a luxury
  12. baby would spit out solid foods they didn’t like
  13. baby’s first word was papa
  14. changing a diaper was the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do
  15. still breastfed your child after they turned 1
  16. baby’s first word was momma
  17. has cried more than the baby when they got their shots
  18. watching your baby sleep was the best thing ever
  19. had a nervous breakdown during the first month of giving birth
  20. swaddling the baby only lasted a couple of seconds