Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Wearing my pajamas all day Wishing I had a vending machine Drinking too much coffee Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Forgot to unmute before talking Yoga pants is the new uniform Seeing co- worker's houses Combed my hair before dialing in Kitchen table is my new desk Stood up at least once an hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Junk food for breakfast Ate a vegetable Got distracted by my family Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Too much alone time "Can everyone see my screen?" Mic on mute during conference call Did a load of laundry Snuggled with my pet Barking dog in the background is the new normal Missing my colleagues Washed my hands in the last hour Not missing rush hour traffic Touched my face in the last hour (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Stepping out for fresh air A fridge so close is too tempting Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Wearing my pajamas all day Wishing I had a vending machine Drinking too much coffee Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Forgot to unmute before talking Yoga pants is the new uniform Seeing co- worker's houses Combed my hair before dialing in Kitchen table is my new desk Stood up at least once an hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Junk food for breakfast Ate a vegetable Got distracted by my family Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Too much alone time "Can everyone see my screen?" Mic on mute during conference call Did a load of laundry Snuggled with my pet Barking dog in the background is the new normal Missing my colleagues Washed my hands in the last hour Not missing rush hour traffic Touched my face in the last hour (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Stepping out for fresh air A fridge so close is too tempting
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Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Wearing my pajamas all day
Wishing I had a vending machine
Drinking too much coffee
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Forgot to unmute before talking
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Seeing co-worker's houses
Combed my hair before dialing in
Kitchen table is my new desk
Stood up at least once an hour
3 or more conference calls in a day
Junk food for breakfast
Ate a vegetable
Got distracted by my family
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Too much alone time
"Can everyone see my screen?"
Mic on mute during conference call
Did a load of laundry
Snuggled with my pet
Barking dog in the background is the new normal
Missing my colleagues
Washed my hands in the last hour
Not missing rush hour traffic
Touched my face in the last hour
(Someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Stepping out for fresh air
A fridge so close is too tempting
