Touched my face in the last hour Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Washed my hands in the last hour Wearing my pajamas all day A fridge so close is too tempting Stood up at least once an hour "Can everyone see my screen?" Got distracted by my family Only hear every fifth word but get the gist (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Forgot to unmute before talking Mic on mute during conference call Wishing I had a vending machine Stepping out for fresh air Not missing rush hour traffic Too much alone time Combed my hair before dialing in Ate a vegetable Did a load of laundry 3 or more conference calls in a day Missing my colleagues Snuggled with my pet Drinking too much coffee Seeing co- worker's houses Barking dog in the background is the new normal Yoga pants is the new uniform Junk food for breakfast Kitchen table is my new desk Touched my face in the last hour Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Washed my hands in the last hour Wearing my pajamas all day A fridge so close is too tempting Stood up at least once an hour "Can everyone see my screen?" Got distracted by my family Only hear every fifth word but get the gist (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Forgot to unmute before talking Mic on mute during conference call Wishing I had a vending machine Stepping out for fresh air Not missing rush hour traffic Too much alone time Combed my hair before dialing in Ate a vegetable Did a load of laundry 3 or more conference calls in a day Missing my colleagues Snuggled with my pet Drinking too much coffee Seeing co- worker's houses Barking dog in the background is the new normal Yoga pants is the new uniform Junk food for breakfast Kitchen table is my new desk
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Touched my face in the last hour
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Washed my hands in the last hour
Wearing my pajamas all day
A fridge so close is too tempting
Stood up at least once an hour
"Can everyone see my screen?"
Got distracted by my family
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
(Someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Forgot to unmute before talking
Mic on mute during conference call
Wishing I had a vending machine
Stepping out for fresh air
Not missing rush hour traffic
Too much alone time
Combed my hair before dialing in
Ate a vegetable
Did a load of laundry
3 or more conference calls in a day
Missing my colleagues
Snuggled with my pet
Drinking too much coffee
Seeing co-worker's houses
Barking dog in the background is the new normal
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Junk food for breakfast
Kitchen table is my new desk
