Drinking too much coffee Did a load of laundry Snuggled with my pet Missing my colleagues Stood up at least once an hour Mic on mute during conference call Yoga pants is the new uniform A fridge so close is too tempting Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Wishing I had a vending machine Combed my hair before dialing in "Can everyone see my screen?" Too much alone time Touched my face in the last hour Kitchen table is my new desk Wearing my pajamas all day Not missing rush hour traffic Stepping out for fresh air Washed my hands in the last hour Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Seeing co- worker's houses Junk food for breakfast Ate a vegetable (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Got distracted by my family Barking dog in the background is the new normal Forgot to unmute before talking 3 or more conference calls in a day Drinking too much coffee Did a load of laundry Snuggled with my pet Missing my colleagues Stood up at least once an hour Mic on mute during conference call Yoga pants is the new uniform A fridge so close is too tempting Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Wishing I had a vending machine Combed my hair before dialing in "Can everyone see my screen?" Too much alone time Touched my face in the last hour Kitchen table is my new desk Wearing my pajamas all day Not missing rush hour traffic Stepping out for fresh air Washed my hands in the last hour Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Seeing co- worker's houses Junk food for breakfast Ate a vegetable (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Got distracted by my family Barking dog in the background is the new normal Forgot to unmute before talking 3 or more conference calls in a day
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Drinking too much coffee
Did a load of laundry
Snuggled with my pet
Missing my colleagues
Stood up at least once an hour
Mic on mute during conference call
Yoga pants is the new uniform
A fridge so close is too tempting
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Wishing I had a vending machine
Combed my hair before dialing in
"Can everyone see my screen?"
Too much alone time
Touched my face in the last hour
Kitchen table is my new desk
Wearing my pajamas all day
Not missing rush hour traffic
Stepping out for fresh air
Washed my hands in the last hour
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Seeing co-worker's houses
Junk food for breakfast
Ate a vegetable
(Someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Got distracted by my family
Barking dog in the background is the new normal
Forgot to unmute before talking
3 or more conference calls in a day
