Yoga pants is the new uniform Wearing my pajamas all day Missing my colleagues Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Touched my face in the last hour Not missing rush hour traffic Junk food for breakfast Seeing co- worker's houses Snuggled with my pet Combed my hair before dialing in Got distracted by my family Barking dog in the background is the new normal Mic on mute during conference call Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Drinking too much coffee 3 or more conference calls in a day Ate a vegetable "Can everyone see my screen?" Kitchen table is my new desk Stood up at least once an hour Wishing I had a vending machine (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Washed my hands in the last hour Stepping out for fresh air Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Too much alone time A fridge so close is too tempting Did a load of laundry Forgot to unmute before talking Yoga pants is the new uniform Wearing my pajamas all day Missing my colleagues Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Touched my face in the last hour Not missing rush hour traffic Junk food for breakfast Seeing co- worker's houses Snuggled with my pet Combed my hair before dialing in Got distracted by my family Barking dog in the background is the new normal Mic on mute during conference call Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Drinking too much coffee 3 or more conference calls in a day Ate a vegetable "Can everyone see my screen?" Kitchen table is my new desk Stood up at least once an hour Wishing I had a vending machine (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Washed my hands in the last hour Stepping out for fresh air Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Too much alone time A fridge so close is too tempting Did a load of laundry Forgot to unmute before talking
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Yoga pants is the new uniform
Wearing my pajamas all day
Missing my colleagues
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Touched my face in the last hour
Not missing rush hour traffic
Junk food for breakfast
Seeing co-worker's houses
Snuggled with my pet
Combed my hair before dialing in
Got distracted by my family
Barking dog in the background is the new normal
Mic on mute during conference call
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Drinking too much coffee
3 or more conference calls in a day
Ate a vegetable
"Can everyone see my screen?"
Kitchen table is my new desk
Stood up at least once an hour
Wishing I had a vending machine
(Someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Washed my hands in the last hour
Stepping out for fresh air
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Too much alone time
A fridge so close is too tempting
Did a load of laundry
Forgot to unmute before talking
