Mic on mute during conference call Not missing rush hour traffic Got distracted by my family 3 or more conference calls in a day Wearing my pajamas all day (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Yoga pants is the new uniform Unnatural longing for office birthday cake A fridge so close is too tempting Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Washed my hands in the last hour Drinking too much coffee Stepping out for fresh air Junk food for breakfast Combed my hair before dialing in Stood up at least once an hour Seeing co- worker's houses Did a load of laundry Wishing I had a vending machine Ate a vegetable Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long "Can everyone see my screen?" Touched my face in the last hour Missing my colleagues Snuggled with my pet Forgot to unmute before talking Kitchen table is my new desk Too much alone time Barking dog in the background is the new normal Mic on mute during conference call Not missing rush hour traffic Got distracted by my family 3 or more conference calls in a day Wearing my pajamas all day (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Yoga pants is the new uniform Unnatural longing for office birthday cake A fridge so close is too tempting Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Washed my hands in the last hour Drinking too much coffee Stepping out for fresh air Junk food for breakfast Combed my hair before dialing in Stood up at least once an hour Seeing co- worker's houses Did a load of laundry Wishing I had a vending machine Ate a vegetable Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long "Can everyone see my screen?" Touched my face in the last hour Missing my colleagues Snuggled with my pet Forgot to unmute before talking Kitchen table is my new desk Too much alone time Barking dog in the background is the new normal
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Mic on mute during conference call
Not missing rush hour traffic
Got distracted by my family
3 or more conference calls in a day
Wearing my pajamas all day
(Someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
A fridge so close is too tempting
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Washed my hands in the last hour
Drinking too much coffee
Stepping out for fresh air
Junk food for breakfast
Combed my hair before dialing in
Stood up at least once an hour
Seeing co-worker's houses
Did a load of laundry
Wishing I had a vending machine
Ate a vegetable
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
"Can everyone see my screen?"
Touched my face in the last hour
Missing my colleagues
Snuggled with my pet
Forgot to unmute before talking
Kitchen table is my new desk
Too much alone time
Barking dog in the background is the new normal
