Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Did a load of laundry Ate a vegetable Stood up at least once an hour Too much alone time Combed my hair before dialing in Snuggled with my pet Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Washed my hands in the last hour Wearing my pajamas all day Seeing co- worker's houses Junk food for breakfast Barking dog in the background is the new normal Kitchen table is my new desk Got distracted by my family Yoga pants is the new uniform A fridge so close is too tempting "Can everyone see my screen?" 3 or more conference calls in a day Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Not missing rush hour traffic Mic on mute during conference call Missing my colleagues Touched my face in the last hour Stepping out for fresh air Forgot to unmute before talking (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Wishing I had a vending machine Drinking too much coffee Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Did a load of laundry Ate a vegetable Stood up at least once an hour Too much alone time Combed my hair before dialing in Snuggled with my pet Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Washed my hands in the last hour Wearing my pajamas all day Seeing co- worker's houses Junk food for breakfast Barking dog in the background is the new normal Kitchen table is my new desk Got distracted by my family Yoga pants is the new uniform A fridge so close is too tempting "Can everyone see my screen?" 3 or more conference calls in a day Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Not missing rush hour traffic Mic on mute during conference call Missing my colleagues Touched my face in the last hour Stepping out for fresh air Forgot to unmute before talking (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Wishing I had a vending machine Drinking too much coffee
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Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Did a load of laundry
Ate a vegetable
Stood up at least once an hour
Too much alone time
Combed my hair before dialing in
Snuggled with my pet
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Washed my hands in the last hour
Wearing my pajamas all day
Seeing co-worker's houses
Junk food for breakfast
Barking dog in the background is the new normal
Kitchen table is my new desk
Got distracted by my family
Yoga pants is the new uniform
A fridge so close is too tempting
"Can everyone see my screen?"
3 or more conference calls in a day
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Not missing rush hour traffic
Mic on mute during conference call
Missing my colleagues
Touched my face in the last hour
Stepping out for fresh air
Forgot to unmute before talking
(Someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Wishing I had a vending machine
Drinking too much coffee
