Mic on mute during conference call Seeing co- worker's houses Ate a vegetable Wearing my pajamas all day (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Washed my hands in the last hour Wishing I had a vending machine Snuggled with my pet Drinking too much coffee "Can everyone see my screen?" Forgot to unmute before talking Barking dog in the background is the new normal Stood up at least once an hour Combed my hair before dialing in Not missing rush hour traffic Got distracted by my family 3 or more conference calls in a day A fridge so close is too tempting Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Junk food for breakfast Did a load of laundry Stepping out for fresh air Yoga pants is the new uniform Too much alone time Kitchen table is my new desk Missing my colleagues Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Touched my face in the last hour Mic on mute during conference call Seeing co- worker's houses Ate a vegetable Wearing my pajamas all day (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Washed my hands in the last hour Wishing I had a vending machine Snuggled with my pet Drinking too much coffee "Can everyone see my screen?" Forgot to unmute before talking Barking dog in the background is the new normal Stood up at least once an hour Combed my hair before dialing in Not missing rush hour traffic Got distracted by my family 3 or more conference calls in a day A fridge so close is too tempting Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Junk food for breakfast Did a load of laundry Stepping out for fresh air Yoga pants is the new uniform Too much alone time Kitchen table is my new desk Missing my colleagues Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Touched my face in the last hour
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Mic on mute during conference call
Seeing co-worker's houses
Ate a vegetable
Wearing my pajamas all day
(Someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Washed my hands in the last hour
Wishing I had a vending machine
Snuggled with my pet
Drinking too much coffee
"Can everyone see my screen?"
Forgot to unmute before talking
Barking dog in the background is the new normal
Stood up at least once an hour
Combed my hair before dialing in
Not missing rush hour traffic
Got distracted by my family
3 or more conference calls in a day
A fridge so close is too tempting
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Junk food for breakfast
Did a load of laundry
Stepping out for fresh air
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Too much alone time
Kitchen table is my new desk
Missing my colleagues
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Touched my face in the last hour
