Washed my hands in the last hour 3 or more conference calls in a day "Can everyone see my screen?" Forgot to unmute before talking Combed my hair before dialing in Wishing I had a vending machine Not missing rush hour traffic Mic on mute during conference call Too much alone time Junk food for breakfast Did a load of laundry Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Yoga pants is the new uniform Barking dog in the background is the new normal Missing my colleagues A fridge so close is too tempting Kitchen table is my new desk Touched my face in the last hour Stepping out for fresh air Snuggled with my pet Ate a vegetable Seeing co- worker's houses Stood up at least once an hour Wearing my pajamas all day (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Got distracted by my family Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Drinking too much coffee Washed my hands in the last hour 3 or more conference calls in a day "Can everyone see my screen?" Forgot to unmute before talking Combed my hair before dialing in Wishing I had a vending machine Not missing rush hour traffic Mic on mute during conference call Too much alone time Junk food for breakfast Did a load of laundry Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Yoga pants is the new uniform Barking dog in the background is the new normal Missing my colleagues A fridge so close is too tempting Kitchen table is my new desk Touched my face in the last hour Stepping out for fresh air Snuggled with my pet Ate a vegetable Seeing co- worker's houses Stood up at least once an hour Wearing my pajamas all day (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Got distracted by my family Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Drinking too much coffee
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Washed my hands in the last hour
3 or more conference calls in a day
"Can everyone see my screen?"
Forgot to unmute before talking
Combed my hair before dialing in
Wishing I had a vending machine
Not missing rush hour traffic
Mic on mute during conference call
Too much alone time
Junk food for breakfast
Did a load of laundry
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Barking dog in the background is the new normal
Missing my colleagues
A fridge so close is too tempting
Kitchen table is my new desk
Touched my face in the last hour
Stepping out for fresh air
Snuggled with my pet
Ate a vegetable
Seeing co-worker's houses
Stood up at least once an hour
Wearing my pajamas all day
(Someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Got distracted by my family
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Drinking too much coffee
