Touched my face in the last hour Missing my colleagues 3 or more conference calls in a day Kitchen table is my new desk Seeing co- worker's houses (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) "Can everyone see my screen?" Not missing rush hour traffic Wearing my pajamas all day Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long A fridge so close is too tempting Wishing I had a vending machine Ate a vegetable Combed my hair before dialing in Too much alone time Washed my hands in the last hour Got distracted by my family Drinking too much coffee Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Yoga pants is the new uniform Snuggled with my pet Stood up at least once an hour Junk food for breakfast Barking dog in the background is the new normal Forgot to unmute before talking Did a load of laundry Mic on mute during conference call Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Stepping out for fresh air Touched my face in the last hour Missing my colleagues 3 or more conference calls in a day Kitchen table is my new desk Seeing co- worker's houses (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) "Can everyone see my screen?" Not missing rush hour traffic Wearing my pajamas all day Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long A fridge so close is too tempting Wishing I had a vending machine Ate a vegetable Combed my hair before dialing in Too much alone time Washed my hands in the last hour Got distracted by my family Drinking too much coffee Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Yoga pants is the new uniform Snuggled with my pet Stood up at least once an hour Junk food for breakfast Barking dog in the background is the new normal Forgot to unmute before talking Did a load of laundry Mic on mute during conference call Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Stepping out for fresh air
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Touched my face in the last hour
Missing my colleagues
3 or more conference calls in a day
Kitchen table is my new desk
Seeing co-worker's houses
(Someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
"Can everyone see my screen?"
Not missing rush hour traffic
Wearing my pajamas all day
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
A fridge so close is too tempting
Wishing I had a vending machine
Ate a vegetable
Combed my hair before dialing in
Too much alone time
Washed my hands in the last hour
Got distracted by my family
Drinking too much coffee
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Snuggled with my pet
Stood up at least once an hour
Junk food for breakfast
Barking dog in the background is the new normal
Forgot to unmute before talking
Did a load of laundry
Mic on mute during conference call
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Stepping out for fresh air
