Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Stepping out for fresh air Kitchen table is my new desk Yoga pants is the new uniform Wishing I had a vending machine "Can everyone see my screen?" A fridge so close is too tempting Junk food for breakfast Drinking too much coffee Forgot to unmute before talking Too much alone time Barking dog in the background is the new normal Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Touched my face in the last hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Seeing co- worker's houses Combed my hair before dialing in Did a load of laundry Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Not missing rush hour traffic Snuggled with my pet Wearing my pajamas all day (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Missing my colleagues Washed my hands in the last hour Stood up at least once an hour Got distracted by my family Ate a vegetable Mic on mute during conference call Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Stepping out for fresh air Kitchen table is my new desk Yoga pants is the new uniform Wishing I had a vending machine "Can everyone see my screen?" A fridge so close is too tempting Junk food for breakfast Drinking too much coffee Forgot to unmute before talking Too much alone time Barking dog in the background is the new normal Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Touched my face in the last hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Seeing co- worker's houses Combed my hair before dialing in Did a load of laundry Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Not missing rush hour traffic Snuggled with my pet Wearing my pajamas all day (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Missing my colleagues Washed my hands in the last hour Stood up at least once an hour Got distracted by my family Ate a vegetable Mic on mute during conference call
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Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Stepping out for fresh air
Kitchen table is my new desk
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Wishing I had a vending machine
"Can everyone see my screen?"
A fridge so close is too tempting
Junk food for breakfast
Drinking too much coffee
Forgot to unmute before talking
Too much alone time
Barking dog in the background is the new normal
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Touched my face in the last hour
3 or more conference calls in a day
Seeing co-worker's houses
Combed my hair before dialing in
Did a load of laundry
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Not missing rush hour traffic
Snuggled with my pet
Wearing my pajamas all day
(Someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Missing my colleagues
Washed my hands in the last hour
Stood up at least once an hour
Got distracted by my family
Ate a vegetable
Mic on mute during conference call
