Too much alone time Drinking too much coffee 3 or more conference calls in a day Yoga pants is the new uniform Got distracted by my family Junk food for breakfast Did a load of laundry "Can everyone see my screen?" Snuggled with my pet (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Stepping out for fresh air Missing my colleagues Ate a vegetable Wishing I had a vending machine Wearing my pajamas all day Kitchen table is my new desk Touched my face in the last hour A fridge so close is too tempting Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Barking dog in the background is the new normal Not missing rush hour traffic Mic on mute during conference call Stood up at least once an hour Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Combed my hair before dialing in Seeing co- worker's houses Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Forgot to unmute before talking Washed my hands in the last hour Too much alone time Drinking too much coffee 3 or more conference calls in a day Yoga pants is the new uniform Got distracted by my family Junk food for breakfast Did a load of laundry "Can everyone see my screen?" Snuggled with my pet (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Stepping out for fresh air Missing my colleagues Ate a vegetable Wishing I had a vending machine Wearing my pajamas all day Kitchen table is my new desk Touched my face in the last hour A fridge so close is too tempting Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Barking dog in the background is the new normal Not missing rush hour traffic Mic on mute during conference call Stood up at least once an hour Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Combed my hair before dialing in Seeing co- worker's houses Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Forgot to unmute before talking Washed my hands in the last hour
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Too much alone time
Drinking too much coffee
3 or more conference calls in a day
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Got distracted by my family
Junk food for breakfast
Did a load of laundry
"Can everyone see my screen?"
Snuggled with my pet
(Someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Stepping out for fresh air
Missing my colleagues
Ate a vegetable
Wishing I had a vending machine
Wearing my pajamas all day
Kitchen table is my new desk
Touched my face in the last hour
A fridge so close is too tempting
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Barking dog in the background is the new normal
Not missing rush hour traffic
Mic on mute during conference call
Stood up at least once an hour
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Combed my hair before dialing in
Seeing co-worker's houses
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Forgot to unmute before talking
Washed my hands in the last hour
