Mic on mute during conference call Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Barking dog in the background is the new normal Yoga pants is the new uniform "Can everyone see my screen?" 3 or more conference calls in a day Got distracted by my family Combed my hair before dialing in Stepping out for fresh air Did a load of laundry Touched my face in the last hour Wearing my pajamas all day Missing my colleagues Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Washed my hands in the last hour Ate a vegetable Not missing rush hour traffic Kitchen table is my new desk Snuggled with my pet A fridge so close is too tempting Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Junk food for breakfast Forgot to unmute before talking Too much alone time Drinking too much coffee Stood up at least once an hour Wishing I had a vending machine Seeing co- worker's houses (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Mic on mute during conference call Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Barking dog in the background is the new normal Yoga pants is the new uniform "Can everyone see my screen?" 3 or more conference calls in a day Got distracted by my family Combed my hair before dialing in Stepping out for fresh air Did a load of laundry Touched my face in the last hour Wearing my pajamas all day Missing my colleagues Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Washed my hands in the last hour Ate a vegetable Not missing rush hour traffic Kitchen table is my new desk Snuggled with my pet A fridge so close is too tempting Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Junk food for breakfast Forgot to unmute before talking Too much alone time Drinking too much coffee Stood up at least once an hour Wishing I had a vending machine Seeing co- worker's houses (Someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
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Mic on mute during conference call
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Barking dog in the background is the new normal
Yoga pants is the new uniform
"Can everyone see my screen?"
3 or more conference calls in a day
Got distracted by my family
Combed my hair before dialing in
Stepping out for fresh air
Did a load of laundry
Touched my face in the last hour
Wearing my pajamas all day
Missing my colleagues
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Washed my hands in the last hour
Ate a vegetable
Not missing rush hour traffic
Kitchen table is my new desk
Snuggled with my pet
A fridge so close is too tempting
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Junk food for breakfast
Forgot to unmute before talking
Too much alone time
Drinking too much coffee
Stood up at least once an hour
Wishing I had a vending machine
Seeing co-worker's houses
(Someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
