Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.Sun'sout,gun's outwwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.CorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadI washedmy handsyesterday.TomHanksdidn't.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI need anInstagrampost.If it's mytime, it'smy time.dartyszn.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.Being distantis just aframe ofmindI missmytherapist.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.I'm literallyunstoppable.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.Sun'sout,gun's outwwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.CorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadI washedmy handsyesterday.TomHanksdidn't.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI need anInstagrampost.If it's mytime, it'smy time.dartyszn.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.Being distantis just aframe ofmindI missmytherapist.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.I'm literallyunstoppable.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."

REASONS TO (NOT) SOCIAL DISTANCE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My grandparents are already dead.
  2. Sun's out, gun's out
  3. wwwjd: what would Jesus do. not distance.
  4. Corporate America needs me to shop.
  5. I'll social distance when I'm dead
  6. I washed my hands yesterday.
  7. Tom Hanks didn't.
  8. I am social distancing, you're just too close.
  9. July 4th is coming up and lord knows we need to take advantage of any opportunity to be patriotic
  10. I need an Instagram post.
  11. If it's my time, it's my time.
  12. darty szn.
  13. Physical touching is validation of human existence.
  14. It's happy hour if you're with friends, its a drinking problem if you're alone.
  15. I just drank bleach, I'll be fine.
  16. Being distant is just a frame of mind
  17. I miss my therapist.
  18. 6 feet, 72 inches, 183 cm...I'm only 5'5"
  19. I'm trying to give corona to Betsy Devos.
  20. I'm literally unstoppable.
  21. If it's your 21st birthday...an obvious one.
  22. I haven't showered in a week: if you want to get within 6 feet of me that's your problem.
  23. If I wanted a long distance relationship, I wouldn't have gotten a tinder.
  24. Mariah Carey said it best when she said: "I can't live if living is without you."