I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.dartyszn.If it's mytime, it'smy time.Being distantis just aframe ofmind6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."I'm literallyunstoppable.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.I need anInstagrampost.TomHanksdidn't.I missmytherapist.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI washedmy handsyesterday.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadCorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.Sun'sout,gun's outI justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.dartyszn.If it's mytime, it'smy time.Being distantis just aframe ofmind6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."I'm literallyunstoppable.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.I need anInstagrampost.TomHanksdidn't.I missmytherapist.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI washedmy handsyesterday.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadCorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.Sun'sout,gun's outI justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.

REASONS TO (NOT) SOCIAL DISTANCE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'm trying to give corona to Betsy Devos.
  2. Physical touching is validation of human existence.
  3. I haven't showered in a week: if you want to get within 6 feet of me that's your problem.
  4. darty szn.
  5. If it's my time, it's my time.
  6. Being distant is just a frame of mind
  7. 6 feet, 72 inches, 183 cm...I'm only 5'5"
  8. My grandparents are already dead.
  9. If I wanted a long distance relationship, I wouldn't have gotten a tinder.
  10. I am social distancing, you're just too close.
  11. Mariah Carey said it best when she said: "I can't live if living is without you."
  12. I'm literally unstoppable.
  13. wwwjd: what would Jesus do. not distance.
  14. I need an Instagram post.
  15. Tom Hanks didn't.
  16. I miss my therapist.
  17. If it's your 21st birthday...an obvious one.
  18. July 4th is coming up and lord knows we need to take advantage of any opportunity to be patriotic
  19. I washed my hands yesterday.
  20. I'll social distance when I'm dead
  21. Corporate America needs me to shop.
  22. It's happy hour if you're with friends, its a drinking problem if you're alone.
  23. Sun's out, gun's out
  24. I just drank bleach, I'll be fine.