Being distantis just aframe ofmind6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."TomHanksdidn't.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.I'm literallyunstoppable.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI need anInstagrampost.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.I washedmy handsyesterday.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.Sun'sout,gun's outCorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeaddartyszn.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.I missmytherapist.If it's mytime, it'smy time.Being distantis just aframe ofmind6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."TomHanksdidn't.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.I'm literallyunstoppable.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI need anInstagrampost.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.I washedmy handsyesterday.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.Sun'sout,gun's outCorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeaddartyszn.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.I missmytherapist.If it's mytime, it'smy time.

REASONS TO (NOT) SOCIAL DISTANCE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Being distant is just a frame of mind
  2. 6 feet, 72 inches, 183 cm...I'm only 5'5"
  3. I haven't showered in a week: if you want to get within 6 feet of me that's your problem.
  4. Mariah Carey said it best when she said: "I can't live if living is without you."
  5. Tom Hanks didn't.
  6. If it's your 21st birthday...an obvious one.
  7. I'm literally unstoppable.
  8. Physical touching is validation of human existence.
  9. If I wanted a long distance relationship, I wouldn't have gotten a tinder.
  10. July 4th is coming up and lord knows we need to take advantage of any opportunity to be patriotic
  11. I need an Instagram post.
  12. It's happy hour if you're with friends, its a drinking problem if you're alone.
  13. wwwjd: what would Jesus do. not distance.
  14. I just drank bleach, I'll be fine.
  15. I washed my hands yesterday.
  16. My grandparents are already dead.
  17. Sun's out, gun's out
  18. Corporate America needs me to shop.
  19. I'll social distance when I'm dead
  20. darty szn.
  21. I'm trying to give corona to Betsy Devos.
  22. I am social distancing, you're just too close.
  23. I miss my therapist.
  24. If it's my time, it's my time.