Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.I'm literallyunstoppable.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I need anInstagrampost.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadIf it's mytime, it'smy time.Sun'sout,gun's outCorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.TomHanksdidn't.Being distantis just aframe ofmindIt's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.I washedmy handsyesterday.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."dartyszn.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.I missmytherapist.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.I'm literallyunstoppable.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I need anInstagrampost.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadIf it's mytime, it'smy time.Sun'sout,gun's outCorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.TomHanksdidn't.Being distantis just aframe ofmindIt's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.I washedmy handsyesterday.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."dartyszn.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.I missmytherapist.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.

REASONS TO (NOT) SOCIAL DISTANCE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Physical touching is validation of human existence.
  2. If it's your 21st birthday...an obvious one.
  3. I'm literally unstoppable.
  4. If I wanted a long distance relationship, I wouldn't have gotten a tinder.
  5. I need an Instagram post.
  6. July 4th is coming up and lord knows we need to take advantage of any opportunity to be patriotic
  7. I haven't showered in a week: if you want to get within 6 feet of me that's your problem.
  8. I just drank bleach, I'll be fine.
  9. I'll social distance when I'm dead
  10. If it's my time, it's my time.
  11. Sun's out, gun's out
  12. Corporate America needs me to shop.
  13. I am social distancing, you're just too close.
  14. Tom Hanks didn't.
  15. Being distant is just a frame of mind
  16. It's happy hour if you're with friends, its a drinking problem if you're alone.
  17. I washed my hands yesterday.
  18. 6 feet, 72 inches, 183 cm...I'm only 5'5"
  19. Mariah Carey said it best when she said: "I can't live if living is without you."
  20. darty szn.
  21. My grandparents are already dead.
  22. I miss my therapist.
  23. I'm trying to give corona to Betsy Devos.
  24. wwwjd: what would Jesus do. not distance.