If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I need anInstagrampost.TomHanksdidn't.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."I'm literallyunstoppable.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticIf it's mytime, it'smy time.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.I washedmy handsyesterday.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.dartyszn.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.Being distantis just aframe ofmindMygrandparentsare alreadydead.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadSun'sout,gun's outCorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I missmytherapist.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I need anInstagrampost.TomHanksdidn't.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."I'm literallyunstoppable.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticIf it's mytime, it'smy time.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.I washedmy handsyesterday.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.dartyszn.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.Being distantis just aframe ofmindMygrandparentsare alreadydead.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadSun'sout,gun's outCorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I missmytherapist.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.

REASONS TO (NOT) SOCIAL DISTANCE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If I wanted a long distance relationship, I wouldn't have gotten a tinder.
  2. I need an Instagram post.
  3. Tom Hanks didn't.
  4. Mariah Carey said it best when she said: "I can't live if living is without you."
  5. I'm literally unstoppable.
  6. If it's your 21st birthday...an obvious one.
  7. July 4th is coming up and lord knows we need to take advantage of any opportunity to be patriotic
  8. If it's my time, it's my time.
  9. 6 feet, 72 inches, 183 cm...I'm only 5'5"
  10. wwwjd: what would Jesus do. not distance.
  11. I washed my hands yesterday.
  12. It's happy hour if you're with friends, its a drinking problem if you're alone.
  13. darty szn.
  14. I haven't showered in a week: if you want to get within 6 feet of me that's your problem.
  15. Being distant is just a frame of mind
  16. My grandparents are already dead.
  17. I'm trying to give corona to Betsy Devos.
  18. Physical touching is validation of human existence.
  19. I am social distancing, you're just too close.
  20. I'll social distance when I'm dead
  21. Sun's out, gun's out
  22. Corporate America needs me to shop.
  23. I miss my therapist.
  24. I just drank bleach, I'll be fine.