It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.I need anInstagrampost.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticIf it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeaddartyszn.I missmytherapist.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.Being distantis just aframe ofmindI washedmy handsyesterday.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.I'm literallyunstoppable.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.CorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."If it's mytime, it'smy time.TomHanksdidn't.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"Sun'sout,gun's outIt's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.I need anInstagrampost.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticIf it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeaddartyszn.I missmytherapist.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.Being distantis just aframe ofmindI washedmy handsyesterday.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.I'm literallyunstoppable.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.CorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."If it's mytime, it'smy time.TomHanksdidn't.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"Sun'sout,gun's out

REASONS TO (NOT) SOCIAL DISTANCE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It's happy hour if you're with friends, its a drinking problem if you're alone.
  2. I need an Instagram post.
  3. July 4th is coming up and lord knows we need to take advantage of any opportunity to be patriotic
  4. If it's your 21st birthday...an obvious one.
  5. I'll social distance when I'm dead
  6. darty szn.
  7. I miss my therapist.
  8. wwwjd: what would Jesus do. not distance.
  9. Being distant is just a frame of mind
  10. I washed my hands yesterday.
  11. I just drank bleach, I'll be fine.
  12. I'm literally unstoppable.
  13. My grandparents are already dead.
  14. I am social distancing, you're just too close.
  15. Corporate America needs me to shop.
  16. Physical touching is validation of human existence.
  17. I'm trying to give corona to Betsy Devos.
  18. If I wanted a long distance relationship, I wouldn't have gotten a tinder.
  19. Mariah Carey said it best when she said: "I can't live if living is without you."
  20. If it's my time, it's my time.
  21. Tom Hanks didn't.
  22. I haven't showered in a week: if you want to get within 6 feet of me that's your problem.
  23. 6 feet, 72 inches, 183 cm...I'm only 5'5"
  24. Sun's out, gun's out