I missmytherapist.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.Being distantis just aframe ofmindCorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.TomHanksdidn't.I need anInstagrampost.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.If it's mytime, it'smy time.I washedmy handsyesterday.Sun'sout,gun's outMygrandparentsare alreadydead.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadIf I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.dartyszn.I'm literallyunstoppable.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."I missmytherapist.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.Being distantis just aframe ofmindCorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.TomHanksdidn't.I need anInstagrampost.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.If it's mytime, it'smy time.I washedmy handsyesterday.Sun'sout,gun's outMygrandparentsare alreadydead.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadIf I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.dartyszn.I'm literallyunstoppable.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."

REASONS TO (NOT) SOCIAL DISTANCE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I miss my therapist.
  2. If it's your 21st birthday...an obvious one.
  3. wwwjd: what would Jesus do. not distance.
  4. It's happy hour if you're with friends, its a drinking problem if you're alone.
  5. Being distant is just a frame of mind
  6. Corporate America needs me to shop.
  7. Tom Hanks didn't.
  8. I need an Instagram post.
  9. I just drank bleach, I'll be fine.
  10. I'm trying to give corona to Betsy Devos.
  11. July 4th is coming up and lord knows we need to take advantage of any opportunity to be patriotic
  12. I haven't showered in a week: if you want to get within 6 feet of me that's your problem.
  13. If it's my time, it's my time.
  14. I washed my hands yesterday.
  15. Sun's out, gun's out
  16. My grandparents are already dead.
  17. I'll social distance when I'm dead
  18. If I wanted a long distance relationship, I wouldn't have gotten a tinder.
  19. I am social distancing, you're just too close.
  20. Physical touching is validation of human existence.
  21. darty szn.
  22. I'm literally unstoppable.
  23. 6 feet, 72 inches, 183 cm...I'm only 5'5"
  24. Mariah Carey said it best when she said: "I can't live if living is without you."