I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I washedmy handsyesterday.Sun'sout,gun's outwwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.I missmytherapist.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.CorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.Being distantis just aframe ofminddartyszn.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.I need anInstagrampost.TomHanksdidn't.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadI'm literallyunstoppable.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticIf it's mytime, it'smy time.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I washedmy handsyesterday.Sun'sout,gun's outwwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.I missmytherapist.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.CorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.Being distantis just aframe ofminddartyszn.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.I need anInstagrampost.TomHanksdidn't.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadI'm literallyunstoppable.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticIf it's mytime, it'smy time.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."

REASONS TO (NOT) SOCIAL DISTANCE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I just drank bleach, I'll be fine.
  2. If I wanted a long distance relationship, I wouldn't have gotten a tinder.
  3. I washed my hands yesterday.
  4. Sun's out, gun's out
  5. wwwjd: what would Jesus do. not distance.
  6. I miss my therapist.
  7. I am social distancing, you're just too close.
  8. Corporate America needs me to shop.
  9. It's happy hour if you're with friends, its a drinking problem if you're alone.
  10. I haven't showered in a week: if you want to get within 6 feet of me that's your problem.
  11. Being distant is just a frame of mind
  12. darty szn.
  13. Physical touching is validation of human existence.
  14. I'm trying to give corona to Betsy Devos.
  15. If it's your 21st birthday...an obvious one.
  16. I need an Instagram post.
  17. Tom Hanks didn't.
  18. I'll social distance when I'm dead
  19. I'm literally unstoppable.
  20. My grandparents are already dead.
  21. 6 feet, 72 inches, 183 cm...I'm only 5'5"
  22. July 4th is coming up and lord knows we need to take advantage of any opportunity to be patriotic
  23. If it's my time, it's my time.
  24. Mariah Carey said it best when she said: "I can't live if living is without you."