Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.dartyszn.If it's mytime, it'smy time.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.TomHanksdidn't.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.I'm literallyunstoppable.Sun'sout,gun's out6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"CorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I need anInstagrampost.Being distantis just aframe ofmindIf I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I missmytherapist.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadPhysicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.I washedmy handsyesterday.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.dartyszn.If it's mytime, it'smy time.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.TomHanksdidn't.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.I'm literallyunstoppable.Sun'sout,gun's out6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"CorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I need anInstagrampost.Being distantis just aframe ofmindIf I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I missmytherapist.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadPhysicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.I washedmy handsyesterday.

REASONS TO (NOT) SOCIAL DISTANCE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My grandparents are already dead.
  2. It's happy hour if you're with friends, its a drinking problem if you're alone.
  3. I haven't showered in a week: if you want to get within 6 feet of me that's your problem.
  4. July 4th is coming up and lord knows we need to take advantage of any opportunity to be patriotic
  5. I just drank bleach, I'll be fine.
  6. darty szn.
  7. If it's my time, it's my time.
  8. Mariah Carey said it best when she said: "I can't live if living is without you."
  9. I am social distancing, you're just too close.
  10. Tom Hanks didn't.
  11. If it's your 21st birthday...an obvious one.
  12. I'm literally unstoppable.
  13. Sun's out, gun's out
  14. 6 feet, 72 inches, 183 cm...I'm only 5'5"
  15. Corporate America needs me to shop.
  16. I need an Instagram post.
  17. Being distant is just a frame of mind
  18. If I wanted a long distance relationship, I wouldn't have gotten a tinder.
  19. I miss my therapist.
  20. I'll social distance when I'm dead
  21. Physical touching is validation of human existence.
  22. I'm trying to give corona to Betsy Devos.
  23. wwwjd: what would Jesus do. not distance.
  24. I washed my hands yesterday.