I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadwwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.TomHanksdidn't.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticIf it's mytime, it'smy time.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.CorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I washedmy handsyesterday.I'm literallyunstoppable.Being distantis just aframe ofminddartyszn.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"I need anInstagrampost.I missmytherapist.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.Sun'sout,gun's outMariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadwwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.TomHanksdidn't.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticIf it's mytime, it'smy time.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.CorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I washedmy handsyesterday.I'm literallyunstoppable.Being distantis just aframe ofminddartyszn.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"I need anInstagrampost.I missmytherapist.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.Sun'sout,gun's outMariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."

REASONS TO (NOT) SOCIAL DISTANCE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'll social distance when I'm dead
  2. wwwjd: what would Jesus do. not distance.
  3. Tom Hanks didn't.
  4. I'm trying to give corona to Betsy Devos.
  5. July 4th is coming up and lord knows we need to take advantage of any opportunity to be patriotic
  6. If it's my time, it's my time.
  7. Physical touching is validation of human existence.
  8. If I wanted a long distance relationship, I wouldn't have gotten a tinder.
  9. It's happy hour if you're with friends, its a drinking problem if you're alone.
  10. If it's your 21st birthday...an obvious one.
  11. Corporate America needs me to shop.
  12. I washed my hands yesterday.
  13. I'm literally unstoppable.
  14. Being distant is just a frame of mind
  15. darty szn.
  16. I just drank bleach, I'll be fine.
  17. I haven't showered in a week: if you want to get within 6 feet of me that's your problem.
  18. My grandparents are already dead.
  19. 6 feet, 72 inches, 183 cm...I'm only 5'5"
  20. I need an Instagram post.
  21. I miss my therapist.
  22. I am social distancing, you're just too close.
  23. Sun's out, gun's out
  24. Mariah Carey said it best when she said: "I can't live if living is without you."