Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.I washedmy handsyesterday.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadBeing distantis just aframe ofmindIt's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.Sun'sout,gun's outTomHanksdidn't.If it's mytime, it'smy time.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.I missmytherapist.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.dartyszn.CorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.I need anInstagrampost.I'm literallyunstoppable.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.I washedmy handsyesterday.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadBeing distantis just aframe ofmindIt's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.Sun'sout,gun's outTomHanksdidn't.If it's mytime, it'smy time.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.I missmytherapist.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.dartyszn.CorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.I need anInstagrampost.I'm literallyunstoppable.

REASONS TO (NOT) SOCIAL DISTANCE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My grandparents are already dead.
  2. Physical touching is validation of human existence.
  3. I am social distancing, you're just too close.
  4. I washed my hands yesterday.
  5. I'll social distance when I'm dead
  6. Being distant is just a frame of mind
  7. It's happy hour if you're with friends, its a drinking problem if you're alone.
  8. Sun's out, gun's out
  9. Tom Hanks didn't.
  10. If it's my time, it's my time.
  11. Mariah Carey said it best when she said: "I can't live if living is without you."
  12. I haven't showered in a week: if you want to get within 6 feet of me that's your problem.
  13. I miss my therapist.
  14. July 4th is coming up and lord knows we need to take advantage of any opportunity to be patriotic
  15. I just drank bleach, I'll be fine.
  16. darty szn.
  17. Corporate America needs me to shop.
  18. wwwjd: what would Jesus do. not distance.
  19. 6 feet, 72 inches, 183 cm...I'm only 5'5"
  20. If it's your 21st birthday...an obvious one.
  21. If I wanted a long distance relationship, I wouldn't have gotten a tinder.
  22. I'm trying to give corona to Betsy Devos.
  23. I need an Instagram post.
  24. I'm literally unstoppable.