If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.If it's mytime, it'smy time.I missmytherapist.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."I'm literallyunstoppable.I need anInstagrampost.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.Sun'sout,gun's outI haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.TomHanksdidn't.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.dartyszn.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.I washedmy handsyesterday.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticBeing distantis just aframe ofmindI'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadMygrandparentsare alreadydead.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.CorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.If it's mytime, it'smy time.I missmytherapist.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."I'm literallyunstoppable.I need anInstagrampost.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.Sun'sout,gun's outI haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.TomHanksdidn't.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.dartyszn.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.I washedmy handsyesterday.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticBeing distantis just aframe ofmindI'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadMygrandparentsare alreadydead.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.CorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.

REASONS TO (NOT) SOCIAL DISTANCE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If it's your 21st birthday...an obvious one.
  2. If it's my time, it's my time.
  3. I miss my therapist.
  4. I just drank bleach, I'll be fine.
  5. Mariah Carey said it best when she said: "I can't live if living is without you."
  6. I'm literally unstoppable.
  7. I need an Instagram post.
  8. Physical touching is validation of human existence.
  9. If I wanted a long distance relationship, I wouldn't have gotten a tinder.
  10. Sun's out, gun's out
  11. I haven't showered in a week: if you want to get within 6 feet of me that's your problem.
  12. Tom Hanks didn't.
  13. I'm trying to give corona to Betsy Devos.
  14. darty szn.
  15. 6 feet, 72 inches, 183 cm...I'm only 5'5"
  16. I am social distancing, you're just too close.
  17. I washed my hands yesterday.
  18. July 4th is coming up and lord knows we need to take advantage of any opportunity to be patriotic
  19. Being distant is just a frame of mind
  20. I'll social distance when I'm dead
  21. My grandparents are already dead.
  22. wwwjd: what would Jesus do. not distance.
  23. It's happy hour if you're with friends, its a drinking problem if you're alone.
  24. Corporate America needs me to shop.