It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.If it's mytime, it'smy time.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."dartyszn.Sun'sout,gun's outTomHanksdidn't.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticCorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.I washedmy handsyesterday.I missmytherapist.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadBeing distantis just aframe ofmindPhysicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I need anInstagrampost.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.I'm literallyunstoppable.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.If it's mytime, it'smy time.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."dartyszn.Sun'sout,gun's outTomHanksdidn't.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticCorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.I washedmy handsyesterday.I missmytherapist.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadBeing distantis just aframe ofmindPhysicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I need anInstagrampost.6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.I'm literallyunstoppable.I justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.

REASONS TO (NOT) SOCIAL DISTANCE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It's happy hour if you're with friends, its a drinking problem if you're alone.
  2. wwwjd: what would Jesus do. not distance.
  3. If it's my time, it's my time.
  4. Mariah Carey said it best when she said: "I can't live if living is without you."
  5. darty szn.
  6. Sun's out, gun's out
  7. Tom Hanks didn't.
  8. My grandparents are already dead.
  9. July 4th is coming up and lord knows we need to take advantage of any opportunity to be patriotic
  10. Corporate America needs me to shop.
  11. I am social distancing, you're just too close.
  12. I washed my hands yesterday.
  13. I miss my therapist.
  14. I'll social distance when I'm dead
  15. Being distant is just a frame of mind
  16. Physical touching is validation of human existence.
  17. If I wanted a long distance relationship, I wouldn't have gotten a tinder.
  18. I need an Instagram post.
  19. 6 feet, 72 inches, 183 cm...I'm only 5'5"
  20. If it's your 21st birthday...an obvious one.
  21. I'm literally unstoppable.
  22. I just drank bleach, I'll be fine.
  23. I haven't showered in a week: if you want to get within 6 feet of me that's your problem.
  24. I'm trying to give corona to Betsy Devos.