If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I washedmy handsyesterday.Being distantis just aframe ofmindCorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.I need anInstagrampost.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadSun'sout,gun's out6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"I missmytherapist.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.If it's mytime, it'smy time.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.TomHanksdidn't.dartyszn.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.I'm literallyunstoppable.If I wanted along distancerelationship, Iwouldn't havegotten a tinder.I washedmy handsyesterday.Being distantis just aframe ofmindCorporateAmericaneeds meto shop.I'm trying togive coronato BetsyDevos.I need anInstagrampost.I'll socialdistancewhen I'mdeadSun'sout,gun's out6 feet, 72inches, 183cm...I'm only5'5"I missmytherapist.If it's your21stbirthday...anobvious one.If it's mytime, it'smy time.July 4th is comingup and lord knowswe need to takeadvantage of anyopportunity to bepatrioticI justdrankbleach, I'llbe fine.Mygrandparentsare alreadydead.Mariah Careysaid it bestwhen she said:"I can't live ifliving is withoutyou."I am socialdistancing,you're justtoo close.TomHanksdidn't.dartyszn.It's happy hourif you're withfriends, its adrinkingproblem ifyou're alone.Physicaltouching isvalidation ofhumanexistence.wwwjd: whatwould Jesusdo. notdistance.I haven't showeredin a week: if youwant to get within6 feet of me that'syour problem.I'm literallyunstoppable.

REASONS TO (NOT) SOCIAL DISTANCE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If I wanted a long distance relationship, I wouldn't have gotten a tinder.
  2. I washed my hands yesterday.
  3. Being distant is just a frame of mind
  4. Corporate America needs me to shop.
  5. I'm trying to give corona to Betsy Devos.
  6. I need an Instagram post.
  7. I'll social distance when I'm dead
  8. Sun's out, gun's out
  9. 6 feet, 72 inches, 183 cm...I'm only 5'5"
  10. I miss my therapist.
  11. If it's your 21st birthday...an obvious one.
  12. If it's my time, it's my time.
  13. July 4th is coming up and lord knows we need to take advantage of any opportunity to be patriotic
  14. I just drank bleach, I'll be fine.
  15. My grandparents are already dead.
  16. Mariah Carey said it best when she said: "I can't live if living is without you."
  17. I am social distancing, you're just too close.
  18. Tom Hanks didn't.
  19. darty szn.
  20. It's happy hour if you're with friends, its a drinking problem if you're alone.
  21. Physical touching is validation of human existence.
  22. wwwjd: what would Jesus do. not distance.
  23. I haven't showered in a week: if you want to get within 6 feet of me that's your problem.
  24. I'm literally unstoppable.