BreaksomethingRefuse helpbecauseeveryone's againstme / they're onlydoing it to makeme look badAssaultAttempt toguilt-tripmy sonTell immediatefamilymembers tokillthemselves"You needto driveme to___"Crocodiletears"Oh you're(actualage)+1 actlike it"ThreatenotherpeopleBlame myson for"always beingon computer /screens"Scare myson awakein themorningLook forways toavoidhelping fixScream/Yell2:30AMsmokeson thebalconyWear atinfoilhatDisconnectinternetPushsomeonewith mywalkerSubtly playmusic/videothatencapsulatesmy feelingsBlameothers fora problemI createdInvasionofprivacyPropose solutionthat would workperfectly fine, in apassive-aggressive /sarcastic way.Create aproblemout ofnothingAvoid peoplethen wonderwhy theydon't talk tomeAsk for help withsomething thenblame others fornot doing itcorrectlyBreaksomethingRefuse helpbecauseeveryone's againstme / they're onlydoing it to makeme look badAssaultAttempt toguilt-tripmy sonTell immediatefamilymembers tokillthemselves"You needto driveme to___"Crocodiletears"Oh you're(actualage)+1 actlike it"ThreatenotherpeopleBlame myson for"always beingon computer /screens"Scare myson awakein themorningLook forways toavoidhelping fixScream/Yell2:30AMsmokeson thebalconyWear atinfoilhatDisconnectinternetPushsomeonewith mywalkerSubtly playmusic/videothatencapsulatesmy feelingsBlameothers fora problemI createdInvasionofprivacyPropose solutionthat would workperfectly fine, in apassive-aggressive /sarcastic way.Create aproblemout ofnothingAvoid peoplethen wonderwhy theydon't talk tomeAsk for help withsomething thenblame others fornot doing itcorrectly

Nick's Mom Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Break something
  2. Refuse help because everyone's against me / they're only doing it to make me look bad
  3. Assault
  4. Attempt to guilt-trip my son
  5. Tell immediate family members to kill themselves
  6. "You need to drive me to ___"
  7. Crocodile tears
  8. "Oh you're (actual age)+1 act like it"
  9. Threaten other people
  10. Blame my son for "always being on computer / screens"
  11. Scare my son awake in the morning
  12. Look for ways to avoid helping fix
  13. Scream/ Yell
  14. 2:30AM smokes on the balcony
  15. Wear a tinfoil hat
  16. Disconnect internet
  17. Push someone with my walker
  18. Subtly play music/video that encapsulates my feelings
  19. Blame others for a problem I created
  20. Invasion of privacy
  21. Propose solution that would work perfectly fine, in a passive-aggressive / sarcastic way.
  22. Create a problem out of nothing
  23. Avoid people then wonder why they don't talk to me
  24. Ask for help with something then blame others for not doing it correctly