(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Break something
Refuse help because everyone's against me / they're only doing it to make me look bad
Assault
Attempt to guilt-trip my son
Tell immediate family members to kill themselves
"You need to drive me to ___"
Crocodile tears
"Oh you're (actual age)+1 act like it"
Threaten other people
Blame my son for "always being on computer / screens"
Scare my son awake in the morning
Look for ways to avoid helping fix
Scream/ Yell
2:30AM smokes on the balcony
Wear a tinfoil hat
Disconnect internet
Push someone with my walker
Subtly play music/video that encapsulates my feelings
Blame others for a problem I created
Invasion of privacy
Propose solution that would work perfectly fine, in a passive-aggressive / sarcastic way.
Create a problem out of nothing
Avoid people then wonder why they don't talk to me
Ask for help with something then blame others for not doing it correctly