Scare myson awakein themorningBlame myson for"always beingon computer /screens"DisconnectinternetRefuse helpbecauseeveryone's againstme / they're onlydoing it to makeme look badCrocodiletearsScream/YellAvoid peoplethen wonderwhy theydon't talk tomeLook forways toavoidhelping fixTell immediatefamilymembers tokillthemselves2:30AMsmokeson thebalconyPushsomeonewith mywalkerCreate aproblemout ofnothingAsk for help withsomething thenblame others fornot doing itcorrectlyInvasionofprivacyAssaultBreaksomethingPropose solutionthat would workperfectly fine, in apassive-aggressive /sarcastic way.Threatenotherpeople"You needto driveme to___"Subtly playmusic/videothatencapsulatesmy feelings"Oh you're(actualage)+1 actlike it"Wear atinfoilhatBlameothers fora problemI createdAttempt toguilt-tripmy sonScare myson awakein themorningBlame myson for"always beingon computer /screens"DisconnectinternetRefuse helpbecauseeveryone's againstme / they're onlydoing it to makeme look badCrocodiletearsScream/YellAvoid peoplethen wonderwhy theydon't talk tomeLook forways toavoidhelping fixTell immediatefamilymembers tokillthemselves2:30AMsmokeson thebalconyPushsomeonewith mywalkerCreate aproblemout ofnothingAsk for help withsomething thenblame others fornot doing itcorrectlyInvasionofprivacyAssaultBreaksomethingPropose solutionthat would workperfectly fine, in apassive-aggressive /sarcastic way.Threatenotherpeople"You needto driveme to___"Subtly playmusic/videothatencapsulatesmy feelings"Oh you're(actualage)+1 actlike it"Wear atinfoilhatBlameothers fora problemI createdAttempt toguilt-tripmy son

Nick's Mom Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Scare my son awake in the morning
  2. Blame my son for "always being on computer / screens"
  3. Disconnect internet
  4. Refuse help because everyone's against me / they're only doing it to make me look bad
  5. Crocodile tears
  6. Scream/ Yell
  7. Avoid people then wonder why they don't talk to me
  8. Look for ways to avoid helping fix
  9. Tell immediate family members to kill themselves
  10. 2:30AM smokes on the balcony
  11. Push someone with my walker
  12. Create a problem out of nothing
  13. Ask for help with something then blame others for not doing it correctly
  14. Invasion of privacy
  15. Assault
  16. Break something
  17. Propose solution that would work perfectly fine, in a passive-aggressive / sarcastic way.
  18. Threaten other people
  19. "You need to drive me to ___"
  20. Subtly play music/video that encapsulates my feelings
  21. "Oh you're (actual age)+1 act like it"
  22. Wear a tinfoil hat
  23. Blame others for a problem I created
  24. Attempt to guilt-trip my son