There can notbe a crisis thisweek, myschedule isalready fullYou cant fixcrazy, all youcan do itdocument itI find your lack ofattention to myattention-seekingbehavior terriblyupsettingcursed atby astudenttodayDon't messwith me, I'ma schoolpsychologistUnless yourusing evidencebasedpractices, Ican't hear youYou can onlysay WTF somany times aday, until youjust decide tostart drinkingA parentattemptedto slapyouI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkI'm not judgingyou, I'm aprofessional I'mdiagnosing youManifestationDetermination....funto say, not at all funto doI cant wait totake all of mypaperworkhome with methis weekendCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooA parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguage'm notarguing, I'mexplainingwhy I amcorrectKindergartenreferral? It'sthe 4th dayof school!I have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyYou get a504, and youget a 504and you geta 504....I can explainit to you, butI can notunderstand itfor youWhen you openyour email andthere's onefrom THATparentIts all fun andgames untilsomeonefigures out thefunction of yourbehaviorIf I say "first of all",run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,charts and willdestroy youLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute andemergency onmy partThere can notbe a crisis thisweek, myschedule isalready fullYou cant fixcrazy, all youcan do itdocument itI find your lack ofattention to myattention-seekingbehavior terriblyupsettingcursed atby astudenttodayDon't messwith me, I'ma schoolpsychologistUnless yourusing evidencebasedpractices, Ican't hear youYou can onlysay WTF somany times aday, until youjust decide tostart drinkingA parentattemptedto slapyouI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkI'm not judgingyou, I'm aprofessional I'mdiagnosing youManifestationDetermination....funto say, not at all funto doI cant wait totake all of mypaperworkhome with methis weekendCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooA parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguage'm notarguing, I'mexplainingwhy I amcorrectKindergartenreferral? It'sthe 4th dayof school!I have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyYou get a504, and youget a 504and you geta 504....I can explainit to you, butI can notunderstand itfor youWhen you openyour email andthere's onefrom THATparentIts all fun andgames untilsomeonefigures out thefunction of yourbehaviorIf I say "first of all",run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,charts and willdestroy youLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute andemergency onmy part

Psychology Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. There can not be a crisis this week, my schedule is already full
  2. You cant fix crazy, all you can do it document it
  3. I find your lack of attention to my attention-seeking behavior terribly upsetting
  4. cursed at by a student today
  5. Don't mess with me, I'm a school psychologist
  6. Unless your using evidence based practices, I can't hear you
  7. You can only say WTF so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking
  8. A parent attempted to slap you
  9. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  10. I'm not judging you, I'm a professional I'm diagnosing you
  11. Manifestation Determination....fun to say, not at all fun to do
  12. I cant wait to take all of my paperwork home with me this weekend
  13. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  14. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  15. A parent cursed at you in a different language
  16. 'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I am correct
  17. Kindergarten referral? It's the 4th day of school!
  18. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  19. You get a 504, and you get a 504 and you get a 504....
  20. I can explain it to you, but I can not understand it for you
  21. When you open your email and there's one from THAT parent
  22. Its all fun and games until someone figures out the function of your behavior
  23. If I say "first of all", run away because I have prepared research, data, charts and will destroy you
  24. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute and emergency on my part