There can notbe a crisis thisweek, myschedule isalready fullcursed atby astudenttodayUnless yourusing evidencebasedpractices, Ican't hear youYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute andemergency onmy partYou cant fixcrazy, all youcan do itdocument itWhen you openyour email andthere's onefrom THATparentI'm not judgingyou, I'm aprofessional I'mdiagnosing youI can explainit to you, butI can notunderstand itfor you'm notarguing, I'mexplainingwhy I amcorrectIf I say "first of all",run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,charts and willdestroy youYou can onlysay WTF somany times aday, until youjust decide tostart drinkingYou get a504, and youget a 504and you geta 504....A parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguageManifestationDetermination....funto say, not at all funto doI find your lack ofattention to myattention-seekingbehavior terriblyupsettingKindergartenreferral? It'sthe 4th dayof school!I cant wait totake all of mypaperworkhome with methis weekendDon't messwith me, I'ma schoolpsychologistIts all fun andgames untilsomeonefigures out thefunction of yourbehaviorI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youA parentattemptedto slapyouThere can notbe a crisis thisweek, myschedule isalready fullcursed atby astudenttodayUnless yourusing evidencebasedpractices, Ican't hear youYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute andemergency onmy partYou cant fixcrazy, all youcan do itdocument itWhen you openyour email andthere's onefrom THATparentI'm not judgingyou, I'm aprofessional I'mdiagnosing youI can explainit to you, butI can notunderstand itfor you'm notarguing, I'mexplainingwhy I amcorrectIf I say "first of all",run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,charts and willdestroy youYou can onlysay WTF somany times aday, until youjust decide tostart drinkingYou get a504, and youget a 504and you geta 504....A parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguageManifestationDetermination....funto say, not at all funto doI find your lack ofattention to myattention-seekingbehavior terriblyupsettingKindergartenreferral? It'sthe 4th dayof school!I cant wait totake all of mypaperworkhome with methis weekendDon't messwith me, I'ma schoolpsychologistIts all fun andgames untilsomeonefigures out thefunction of yourbehaviorI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youA parentattemptedto slapyou

Psychology Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. There can not be a crisis this week, my schedule is already full
  2. cursed at by a student today
  3. Unless your using evidence based practices, I can't hear you
  4. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  5. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute and emergency on my part
  6. You cant fix crazy, all you can do it document it
  7. When you open your email and there's one from THAT parent
  8. I'm not judging you, I'm a professional I'm diagnosing you
  9. I can explain it to you, but I can not understand it for you
  10. 'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I am correct
  11. If I say "first of all", run away because I have prepared research, data, charts and will destroy you
  12. You can only say WTF so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking
  13. You get a 504, and you get a 504 and you get a 504....
  14. A parent cursed at you in a different language
  15. Manifestation Determination....fun to say, not at all fun to do
  16. I find your lack of attention to my attention-seeking behavior terribly upsetting
  17. Kindergarten referral? It's the 4th day of school!
  18. I cant wait to take all of my paperwork home with me this weekend
  19. Don't mess with me, I'm a school psychologist
  20. Its all fun and games until someone figures out the function of your behavior
  21. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  22. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  23. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  24. A parent attempted to slap you