I wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkA parentattemptedto slapyouYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooYou can onlysay WTF somany times aday, until youjust decide tostart drinkingI cant wait totake all of mypaperworkhome with methis weekendManifestationDetermination....funto say, not at all funto doKindergartenreferral? It'sthe 4th dayof school!If I say "first of all",run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,charts and willdestroy youA parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguageWhen you openyour email andthere's onefrom THATparentUnless yourusing evidencebasedpractices, Ican't hear youYou get a504, and youget a 504and you geta 504....cursed atby astudenttodayI'm not judgingyou, I'm aprofessional I'mdiagnosing youI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyI can explainit to you, butI can notunderstand itfor you'm notarguing, I'mexplainingwhy I amcorrectIts all fun andgames untilsomeonefigures out thefunction of yourbehaviorCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youThere can notbe a crisis thisweek, myschedule isalready fullI find your lack ofattention to myattention-seekingbehavior terriblyupsettingLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute andemergency onmy partDon't messwith me, I'ma schoolpsychologistYou cant fixcrazy, all youcan do itdocument itI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkA parentattemptedto slapyouYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooYou can onlysay WTF somany times aday, until youjust decide tostart drinkingI cant wait totake all of mypaperworkhome with methis weekendManifestationDetermination....funto say, not at all funto doKindergartenreferral? It'sthe 4th dayof school!If I say "first of all",run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,charts and willdestroy youA parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguageWhen you openyour email andthere's onefrom THATparentUnless yourusing evidencebasedpractices, Ican't hear youYou get a504, and youget a 504and you geta 504....cursed atby astudenttodayI'm not judgingyou, I'm aprofessional I'mdiagnosing youI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyI can explainit to you, butI can notunderstand itfor you'm notarguing, I'mexplainingwhy I amcorrectIts all fun andgames untilsomeonefigures out thefunction of yourbehaviorCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youThere can notbe a crisis thisweek, myschedule isalready fullI find your lack ofattention to myattention-seekingbehavior terriblyupsettingLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute andemergency onmy partDon't messwith me, I'ma schoolpsychologistYou cant fixcrazy, all youcan do itdocument it

Psychology Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  2. A parent attempted to slap you
  3. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  4. You can only say WTF so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking
  5. I cant wait to take all of my paperwork home with me this weekend
  6. Manifestation Determination....fun to say, not at all fun to do
  7. Kindergarten referral? It's the 4th day of school!
  8. If I say "first of all", run away because I have prepared research, data, charts and will destroy you
  9. A parent cursed at you in a different language
  10. When you open your email and there's one from THAT parent
  11. Unless your using evidence based practices, I can't hear you
  12. You get a 504, and you get a 504 and you get a 504....
  13. cursed at by a student today
  14. I'm not judging you, I'm a professional I'm diagnosing you
  15. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  16. I can explain it to you, but I can not understand it for you
  17. 'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I am correct
  18. Its all fun and games until someone figures out the function of your behavior
  19. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  20. There can not be a crisis this week, my schedule is already full
  21. I find your lack of attention to my attention-seeking behavior terribly upsetting
  22. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute and emergency on my part
  23. Don't mess with me, I'm a school psychologist
  24. You cant fix crazy, all you can do it document it