You cant fixcrazy, all youcan do itdocument itI can explainit to you, butI can notunderstand itfor youYou can onlysay WTF somany times aday, until youjust decide tostart drinkingI'm not judgingyou, I'm aprofessional I'mdiagnosing youA parentattemptedto slapyouYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooDon't messwith me, I'ma schoolpsychologistYou get a504, and youget a 504and you geta 504....Its all fun andgames untilsomeonefigures out thefunction of yourbehaviorA parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguageCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youUnless yourusing evidencebasedpractices, Ican't hear youLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute andemergency onmy partKindergartenreferral? It'sthe 4th dayof school!When you openyour email andthere's onefrom THATparentIf I say "first of all",run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,charts and willdestroy youI cant wait totake all of mypaperworkhome with methis weekendcursed atby astudenttodayThere can notbe a crisis thisweek, myschedule isalready fullI find your lack ofattention to myattention-seekingbehavior terriblyupsetting'm notarguing, I'mexplainingwhy I amcorrectManifestationDetermination....funto say, not at all funto doI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyYou cant fixcrazy, all youcan do itdocument itI can explainit to you, butI can notunderstand itfor youYou can onlysay WTF somany times aday, until youjust decide tostart drinkingI'm not judgingyou, I'm aprofessional I'mdiagnosing youA parentattemptedto slapyouYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooDon't messwith me, I'ma schoolpsychologistYou get a504, and youget a 504and you geta 504....Its all fun andgames untilsomeonefigures out thefunction of yourbehaviorA parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguageCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youUnless yourusing evidencebasedpractices, Ican't hear youLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute andemergency onmy partKindergartenreferral? It'sthe 4th dayof school!When you openyour email andthere's onefrom THATparentIf I say "first of all",run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,charts and willdestroy youI cant wait totake all of mypaperworkhome with methis weekendcursed atby astudenttodayThere can notbe a crisis thisweek, myschedule isalready fullI find your lack ofattention to myattention-seekingbehavior terriblyupsetting'm notarguing, I'mexplainingwhy I amcorrectManifestationDetermination....funto say, not at all funto doI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassembly

Psychology Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You cant fix crazy, all you can do it document it
  2. I can explain it to you, but I can not understand it for you
  3. You can only say WTF so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking
  4. I'm not judging you, I'm a professional I'm diagnosing you
  5. A parent attempted to slap you
  6. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  7. Don't mess with me, I'm a school psychologist
  8. You get a 504, and you get a 504 and you get a 504....
  9. Its all fun and games until someone figures out the function of your behavior
  10. A parent cursed at you in a different language
  11. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  12. Unless your using evidence based practices, I can't hear you
  13. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute and emergency on my part
  14. Kindergarten referral? It's the 4th day of school!
  15. When you open your email and there's one from THAT parent
  16. If I say "first of all", run away because I have prepared research, data, charts and will destroy you
  17. I cant wait to take all of my paperwork home with me this weekend
  18. cursed at by a student today
  19. There can not be a crisis this week, my schedule is already full
  20. I find your lack of attention to my attention-seeking behavior terribly upsetting
  21. 'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I am correct
  22. Manifestation Determination....fun to say, not at all fun to do
  23. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  24. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly