You cant fixcrazy, all youcan do itdocument itManifestationDetermination....funto say, not at all funto doLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute andemergency onmy partCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youWhen you openyour email andthere's onefrom THATparentYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooKindergartenreferral? It'sthe 4th dayof school!You get a504, and youget a 504and you geta 504....I'm not judgingyou, I'm aprofessional I'mdiagnosing youDon't messwith me, I'ma schoolpsychologistA parentattemptedto slapyouIf I say "first of all",run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,charts and willdestroy youA parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguageI can explainit to you, butI can notunderstand itfor youUnless yourusing evidencebasedpractices, Ican't hear youIts all fun andgames untilsomeonefigures out thefunction of yourbehaviorI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblycursed atby astudenttodayI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkThere can notbe a crisis thisweek, myschedule isalready fullI find your lack ofattention to myattention-seekingbehavior terriblyupsetting'm notarguing, I'mexplainingwhy I amcorrectYou can onlysay WTF somany times aday, until youjust decide tostart drinkingI cant wait totake all of mypaperworkhome with methis weekendYou cant fixcrazy, all youcan do itdocument itManifestationDetermination....funto say, not at all funto doLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute andemergency onmy partCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youWhen you openyour email andthere's onefrom THATparentYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooKindergartenreferral? It'sthe 4th dayof school!You get a504, and youget a 504and you geta 504....I'm not judgingyou, I'm aprofessional I'mdiagnosing youDon't messwith me, I'ma schoolpsychologistA parentattemptedto slapyouIf I say "first of all",run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,charts and willdestroy youA parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguageI can explainit to you, butI can notunderstand itfor youUnless yourusing evidencebasedpractices, Ican't hear youIts all fun andgames untilsomeonefigures out thefunction of yourbehaviorI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblycursed atby astudenttodayI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkThere can notbe a crisis thisweek, myschedule isalready fullI find your lack ofattention to myattention-seekingbehavior terriblyupsetting'm notarguing, I'mexplainingwhy I amcorrectYou can onlysay WTF somany times aday, until youjust decide tostart drinkingI cant wait totake all of mypaperworkhome with methis weekend

Psychology Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You cant fix crazy, all you can do it document it
  2. Manifestation Determination....fun to say, not at all fun to do
  3. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute and emergency on my part
  4. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  5. When you open your email and there's one from THAT parent
  6. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  7. Kindergarten referral? It's the 4th day of school!
  8. You get a 504, and you get a 504 and you get a 504....
  9. I'm not judging you, I'm a professional I'm diagnosing you
  10. Don't mess with me, I'm a school psychologist
  11. A parent attempted to slap you
  12. If I say "first of all", run away because I have prepared research, data, charts and will destroy you
  13. A parent cursed at you in a different language
  14. I can explain it to you, but I can not understand it for you
  15. Unless your using evidence based practices, I can't hear you
  16. Its all fun and games until someone figures out the function of your behavior
  17. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  18. cursed at by a student today
  19. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  20. There can not be a crisis this week, my schedule is already full
  21. I find your lack of attention to my attention-seeking behavior terribly upsetting
  22. 'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I am correct
  23. You can only say WTF so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking
  24. I cant wait to take all of my paperwork home with me this weekend