Pretends tobe gone eventhough he'sobviouslyonlineAnswers sayinghe's busy andcan talk later,but doesn'tactually followthroughActually joins thecall/game for a fewseconds, sayssomethingominous andleavesblockAnswers saying hewill join in a minute,then ignores youwhen you ask himwhy he didn'tactually do itMagicallygoes offlinethe secondyou messagehimDoes join the call,but constantlyleaves saying "I'll beright back" so thatyou can't actuallydo anythingAvoids thequestion andsays somethingnonsensicalevery time youaskPretends tobe gone eventhough he'sobviouslyonlineAnswers sayinghe's busy andcan talk later,but doesn'tactually followthroughActually joins thecall/game for a fewseconds, sayssomethingominous andleavesblockAnswers saying hewill join in a minute,then ignores youwhen you ask himwhy he didn'tactually do itMagicallygoes offlinethe secondyou messagehimDoes join the call,but constantlyleaves saying "I'll beright back" so thatyou can't actuallydo anythingAvoids thequestion andsays somethingnonsensicalevery time youask

Jimmy's Excuses Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Pretends to be gone even though he's obviously online
  2. Answers saying he's busy and can talk later, but doesn't actually follow through
  3. Actually joins the call/game for a few seconds, says something ominous and leaves
  4. block
  5. Answers saying he will join in a minute, then ignores you when you ask him why he didn't actually do it
  6. Magically goes offline the second you message him
  7. Does join the call, but constantly leaves saying "I'll be right back" so that you can't actually do anything
  8. Avoids the question and says something nonsensical every time you ask