Magicallygoes offlinethe secondyou messagehimAnswers sayinghe's busy andcan talk later,but doesn'tactually followthroughPretends tobe gone eventhough he'sobviouslyonlineDoes join the call,but constantlyleaves saying "I'll beright back" so thatyou can't actuallydo anythingActually joins thecall/game for a fewseconds, sayssomethingominous andleavesAvoids thequestion andsays somethingnonsensicalevery time youaskAnswers saying hewill join in a minute,then ignores youwhen you ask himwhy he didn'tactually do itblockMagicallygoes offlinethe secondyou messagehimAnswers sayinghe's busy andcan talk later,but doesn'tactually followthroughPretends tobe gone eventhough he'sobviouslyonlineDoes join the call,but constantlyleaves saying "I'll beright back" so thatyou can't actuallydo anythingActually joins thecall/game for a fewseconds, sayssomethingominous andleavesAvoids thequestion andsays somethingnonsensicalevery time youaskAnswers saying hewill join in a minute,then ignores youwhen you ask himwhy he didn'tactually do itblock

Jimmy's Excuses Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Magically goes offline the second you message him
  2. Answers saying he's busy and can talk later, but doesn't actually follow through
  3. Pretends to be gone even though he's obviously online
  4. Does join the call, but constantly leaves saying "I'll be right back" so that you can't actually do anything
  5. Actually joins the call/game for a few seconds, says something ominous and leaves
  6. Avoids the question and says something nonsensical every time you ask
  7. Answers saying he will join in a minute, then ignores you when you ask him why he didn't actually do it
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