Crying inclinical doesn'treally countsince you madeit to your carYou find a Heidi Semail in yourinbox….”TBexpires today…DO NOT GO TOCLINICAL” (in allcaps)Dr. Polek stopsto tell you yourpants are toolong...she stuffsthe cuffs intoyour socksSuccessfullyinsert a foleyand an NGall in oneday!Your best friendmeets you at lunchafter a test andasks, “what did youget….” for everyquestion on the testThe patient'sfamilywatchesevery moveyou makeYou plan to go to thegym after clinical andour professor givesyou a professionalfeedback form forwearing a pink sportsbra under youruniformYou visit yourprofessor for extrahelp after a testand he/shesuggests you“study more…”You feel really goodabout your med-surg test and whengrades are posted,you see a 68% nextto your nameProfessorMadiraca cracks ajoke. You laughand she stares atyou….she wasn’tjoking.The nurse inyour districtglares at youto get off hercomputerPatient tells youhe canwalk...andalmost fallswhen getting tochairPresenterdrones on andon and you arelate for yournext classYour friend asksprofessor opinionregarding wearingN95 masks withCovid-19 patientsClinical rosters justposted. Heart rateis 180 you seeyour name listedunder “Rudolphi”You need a90% oncalculationtest and getan 89%You are on your last5 seconds of a virtualsimulation (rocking it)and you get kickedout and when youreview your V-Simscore “0”=“unsatisfactory”You spill thepatient'sPEG medsall over thebedYour clinicalinstructor smileswhen you get aquestion wrong…andthen smiles more asshe walks awaytelling you to ”look itup”Got put inmed-surgand reallywantedpediatricsYou receive aprofessionalfeedback formbecause your dogate your clinicalworksheetsYou arrive inclinical and afteran hour realizeyou are on thewrong clinicalunitClass pet states, “I work in ahospital….” andshares hisextensiveexperience withthe classYour day is perfect asyou answer clinicalquestionscorrectly….theninstructor asks, “whyis that correct?” …your day is ruinedYou need a.05% increase toget an "A" andthe professordenies youCovid totallyruins yourpreceptorshipin the EDFilled out anerror/near missreport andinstructor tellsyou how proudshe is of you!Your patienthas ananxietyattack andso do youProfessor asks,“what is criticalthinking” and youanswer “um, like…really thinkinghard…”You fail testout and yourmother callsyourprofessorYou care for a traumapatient with GSW tochest. He asks you tobe his Facebookfriend and when youdon’t accept he asks“why”?You buy a brandnew pen lightand your patientlaughs at youwhen it doesn’tworkYou are latefor clinicalbut nobodynoticesHave to completeinjury report afteraccidentally hit inface by your simstandardizedpatientYou are latefor zoomdebrief andget writtenupWhen you can’tanswer a clinicalquestion, yourinstructor says“hmm…” andstares at you for 3minutesJogging downmain meet yourclinical psychpatient whoinvites you tothe DeerparkYou arrive toSim and HeiddyD just noticedyour nose ringis still in placeYour professorgives credit forevery question yougot right and nocredit forquestions you gotwrongThe Professorspends 30 minutesduring class timetrying to get theptx and video torunYou have a 2 patientassignment. Bed Asays how wonderfulyou are….Bed Bsays, “you absolutelysuck” and asks youto never come back.Your patienttold yourinstructoryou will be agood nurseYou have airlinetickets for leavefor spring breakthat overlapswith clinical dayYou wake up tofind your alarmdid not go offand you are 1.5hours late forclinicalCrying inclinical doesn'treally countsince you madeit to your carYou find a Heidi Semail in yourinbox….”TBexpires today…DO NOT GO TOCLINICAL” (in allcaps)Dr. Polek stopsto tell you yourpants are toolong...she stuffsthe cuffs intoyour socksSuccessfullyinsert a foleyand an NGall in oneday!Your best friendmeets you at lunchafter a test andasks, “what did youget….” for everyquestion on the testThe patient'sfamilywatchesevery moveyou makeYou plan to go to thegym after clinical andour professor givesyou a professionalfeedback form forwearing a pink sportsbra under youruniformYou visit yourprofessor for extrahelp after a testand he/shesuggests you“study more…”You feel really goodabout your med-surg test and whengrades are posted,you see a 68% nextto your nameProfessorMadiraca cracks ajoke. You laughand she stares atyou….she wasn’tjoking.The nurse inyour districtglares at youto get off hercomputerPatient tells youhe canwalk...andalmost fallswhen getting tochairPresenterdrones on andon and you arelate for yournext classYour friend asksprofessor opinionregarding wearingN95 masks withCovid-19 patientsClinical rosters justposted. Heart rateis 180 you seeyour name listedunder “Rudolphi”You need a90% oncalculationtest and getan 89%You are on your last5 seconds of a virtualsimulation (rocking it)and you get kickedout and when youreview your V-Simscore “0”=“unsatisfactory”You spill thepatient'sPEG medsall over thebedYour clinicalinstructor smileswhen you get aquestion wrong…andthen smiles more asshe walks awaytelling you to ”look itup”Got put inmed-surgand reallywantedpediatricsYou receive aprofessionalfeedback formbecause your dogate your clinicalworksheetsYou arrive inclinical and afteran hour realizeyou are on thewrong clinicalunitClass pet states, “I work in ahospital….” andshares hisextensiveexperience withthe classYour day is perfect asyou answer clinicalquestionscorrectly….theninstructor asks, “whyis that correct?” …your day is ruinedYou need a.05% increase toget an "A" andthe professordenies youCovid totallyruins yourpreceptorshipin the EDFilled out anerror/near missreport andinstructor tellsyou how proudshe is of you!Your patienthas ananxietyattack andso do youProfessor asks,“what is criticalthinking” and youanswer “um, like…really thinkinghard…”You fail testout and yourmother callsyourprofessorYou care for a traumapatient with GSW tochest. He asks you tobe his Facebookfriend and when youdon’t accept he asks“why”?You buy a brandnew pen lightand your patientlaughs at youwhen it doesn’tworkYou are latefor clinicalbut nobodynoticesHave to completeinjury report afteraccidentally hit inface by your simstandardizedpatientYou are latefor zoomdebrief andget writtenupWhen you can’tanswer a clinicalquestion, yourinstructor says“hmm…” andstares at you for 3minutesJogging downmain meet yourclinical psychpatient whoinvites you tothe DeerparkYou arrive toSim and HeiddyD just noticedyour nose ringis still in placeYour professorgives credit forevery question yougot right and nocredit forquestions you gotwrongThe Professorspends 30 minutesduring class timetrying to get theptx and video torunYou have a 2 patientassignment. Bed Asays how wonderfulyou are….Bed Bsays, “you absolutelysuck” and asks youto never come back.Your patienttold yourinstructoryou will be agood nurseYou have airlinetickets for leavefor spring breakthat overlapswith clinical dayYou wake up tofind your alarmdid not go offand you are 1.5hours late forclinical

UD SENIOR STUDENT NURSE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Crying in clinical doesn't really count since you made it to your car
  2. You find a Heidi S email in your inbox….”TB expires today…DO NOT GO TO CLINICAL” (in all caps)
  3. Dr. Polek stops to tell you your pants are too long...she stuffs the cuffs into your socks
  4. Successfully insert a foley and an NG all in one day!
  5. Your best friend meets you at lunch after a test and asks, “what did you get….” for every question on the test
  6. The patient's family watches every move you make
  7. You plan to go to the gym after clinical and our professor gives you a professional feedback form for wearing a pink sports bra under your uniform
  8. You visit your professor for extra help after a test and he/she suggests you “study more…”
  9. You feel really good about your med-surg test and when grades are posted, you see a 68% next to your name
  10. Professor Madiraca cracks a joke. You laugh and she stares at you….she wasn’t joking.
  11. The nurse in your district glares at you to get off her computer
  12. Patient tells you he can walk...and almost falls when getting to chair
  13. Presenter drones on and on and you are late for your next class
  14. Your friend asks professor opinion regarding wearing N95 masks with Covid-19 patients
  15. Clinical rosters just posted. Heart rate is 180 you see your name listed under “Rudolphi”
  16. You need a 90% on calculation test and get an 89%
  17. You are on your last 5 seconds of a virtual simulation (rocking it) and you get kicked out and when you review your V-Sim score “0”= “unsatisfactory”
  18. You spill the patient's PEG meds all over the bed
  19. Your clinical instructor smiles when you get a question wrong…and then smiles more as she walks away telling you to ”look it up”
  20. Got put in med-surg and really wanted pediatrics
  21. You receive a professional feedback form because your dog ate your clinical worksheets
  22. You arrive in clinical and after an hour realize you are on the wrong clinical unit
  23. Class pet states, “ I work in a hospital….” and shares his extensive experience with the class
  24. Your day is perfect as you answer clinical questions correctly….then instructor asks, “why is that correct?” …your day is ruined
  25. You need a .05% increase to get an "A" and the professor denies you
  26. Covid totally ruins your preceptorship in the ED
  27. Filled out an error/near miss report and instructor tells you how proud she is of you!
  28. Your patient has an anxiety attack and so do you
  29. Professor asks, “what is critical thinking” and you answer “um, like…really thinking hard…”
  30. You fail test out and your mother calls your professor
  31. You care for a trauma patient with GSW to chest. He asks you to be his Facebook friend and when you don’t accept he asks “why”?
  32. You buy a brand new pen light and your patient laughs at you when it doesn’t work
  33. You are late for clinical but nobody notices
  34. Have to complete injury report after accidentally hit in face by your sim standardized patient
  35. You are late for zoom debrief and get written up
  36. When you can’t answer a clinical question, your instructor says “hmm…” and stares at you for 3 minutes
  37. Jogging down main meet your clinical psych patient who invites you to the Deerpark
  38. You arrive to Sim and Heiddy D just noticed your nose ring is still in place
  39. Your professor gives credit for every question you got right and no credit for questions you got wrong
  40. The Professor spends 30 minutes during class time trying to get the ptx and video to run
  41. You have a 2 patient assignment. Bed A says how wonderful you are….Bed B says, “you absolutely suck” and asks you to never come back.
  42. Your patient told your instructor you will be a good nurse
  43. You have airline tickets for leave for spring break that overlaps with clinical day
  44. You wake up to find your alarm did not go off and you are 1.5 hours late for clinical