Crying inclinical doesn'treally countsince you madeit to your carCovid totallyruins yourpreceptorshipin the EDYour professorgives credit forevery question yougot right and nocredit forquestions you gotwrongDr. Polek stopsto tell you yourpants are toolong...she stuffsthe cuffs intoyour socksClass pet states, “I work in ahospital….” andshares hisextensiveexperience withthe classProfessorMadiraca cracks ajoke. You laughand she stares atyou….she wasn’tjoking.Your best friendmeets you at lunchafter a test andasks, “what did youget….” for everyquestion on the testYour day is perfect asyou answer clinicalquestionscorrectly….theninstructor asks, “whyis that correct?” …your day is ruinedYour clinicalinstructor smileswhen you get aquestion wrong…andthen smiles more asshe walks awaytelling you to ”look itup”You plan to go to thegym after clinical andour professor givesyou a professionalfeedback form forwearing a pink sportsbra under youruniformThe patient'sfamilywatchesevery moveyou makeYou spill thepatient'sPEG medsall over thebedHave to completeinjury report afteraccidentally hit inface by your simstandardizedpatientJogging downmain meet yourclinical psychpatient whoinvites you tothe DeerparkClinical rosters justposted. Heart rateis 180 you seeyour name listedunder “Rudolphi”Presenterdrones on andon and you arelate for yournext classYou are latefor clinicalbut nobodynoticesYou need a90% oncalculationtest and getan 89%Professor asks,“what is criticalthinking” and youanswer “um, like…really thinkinghard…”You find a Heidi Semail in yourinbox….”TBexpires today…DO NOT GO TOCLINICAL” (in allcaps)You have airlinetickets for leavefor spring breakthat overlapswith clinical dayYou visit yourprofessor for extrahelp after a testand he/shesuggests you“study more…”You have a 2 patientassignment. Bed Asays how wonderfulyou are….Bed Bsays, “you absolutelysuck” and asks youto never come back.You arrive inclinical and afteran hour realizeyou are on thewrong clinicalunitYou are latefor zoomdebrief andget writtenupWhen you can’tanswer a clinicalquestion, yourinstructor says“hmm…” andstares at you for 3minutesYou wake up tofind your alarmdid not go offand you are 1.5hours late forclinicalYou need a.05% increase toget an "A" andthe professordenies youFilled out anerror/near missreport andinstructor tellsyou how proudshe is of you!Your patienttold yourinstructoryou will be agood nurseYou fail testout and yourmother callsyourprofessorYou care for a traumapatient with GSW tochest. He asks you tobe his Facebookfriend and when youdon’t accept he asks“why”?You feel really goodabout your med-surg test and whengrades are posted,you see a 68% nextto your nameYour friend asksprofessor opinionregarding wearingN95 masks withCovid-19 patientsGot put inmed-surgand reallywantedpediatricsSuccessfullyinsert a foleyand an NGall in oneday!The Professorspends 30 minutesduring class timetrying to get theptx and video torunYou are on your last5 seconds of a virtualsimulation (rocking it)and you get kickedout and when youreview your V-Simscore “0”=“unsatisfactory”The nurse inyour districtglares at youto get off hercomputerPatient tells youhe canwalk...andalmost fallswhen getting tochairYou receive aprofessionalfeedback formbecause your dogate your clinicalworksheetsYou buy a brandnew pen lightand your patientlaughs at youwhen it doesn’tworkYour patienthas ananxietyattack andso do youYou arrive toSim and HeiddyD just noticedyour nose ringis still in placeCrying inclinical doesn'treally countsince you madeit to your carCovid totallyruins yourpreceptorshipin the EDYour professorgives credit forevery question yougot right and nocredit forquestions you gotwrongDr. Polek stopsto tell you yourpants are toolong...she stuffsthe cuffs intoyour socksClass pet states, “I work in ahospital….” andshares hisextensiveexperience withthe classProfessorMadiraca cracks ajoke. You laughand she stares atyou….she wasn’tjoking.Your best friendmeets you at lunchafter a test andasks, “what did youget….” for everyquestion on the testYour day is perfect asyou answer clinicalquestionscorrectly….theninstructor asks, “whyis that correct?” …your day is ruinedYour clinicalinstructor smileswhen you get aquestion wrong…andthen smiles more asshe walks awaytelling you to ”look itup”You plan to go to thegym after clinical andour professor givesyou a professionalfeedback form forwearing a pink sportsbra under youruniformThe patient'sfamilywatchesevery moveyou makeYou spill thepatient'sPEG medsall over thebedHave to completeinjury report afteraccidentally hit inface by your simstandardizedpatientJogging downmain meet yourclinical psychpatient whoinvites you tothe DeerparkClinical rosters justposted. Heart rateis 180 you seeyour name listedunder “Rudolphi”Presenterdrones on andon and you arelate for yournext classYou are latefor clinicalbut nobodynoticesYou need a90% oncalculationtest and getan 89%Professor asks,“what is criticalthinking” and youanswer “um, like…really thinkinghard…”You find a Heidi Semail in yourinbox….”TBexpires today…DO NOT GO TOCLINICAL” (in allcaps)You have airlinetickets for leavefor spring breakthat overlapswith clinical dayYou visit yourprofessor for extrahelp after a testand he/shesuggests you“study more…”You have a 2 patientassignment. Bed Asays how wonderfulyou are….Bed Bsays, “you absolutelysuck” and asks youto never come back.You arrive inclinical and afteran hour realizeyou are on thewrong clinicalunitYou are latefor zoomdebrief andget writtenupWhen you can’tanswer a clinicalquestion, yourinstructor says“hmm…” andstares at you for 3minutesYou wake up tofind your alarmdid not go offand you are 1.5hours late forclinicalYou need a.05% increase toget an "A" andthe professordenies youFilled out anerror/near missreport andinstructor tellsyou how proudshe is of you!Your patienttold yourinstructoryou will be agood nurseYou fail testout and yourmother callsyourprofessorYou care for a traumapatient with GSW tochest. He asks you tobe his Facebookfriend and when youdon’t accept he asks“why”?You feel really goodabout your med-surg test and whengrades are posted,you see a 68% nextto your nameYour friend asksprofessor opinionregarding wearingN95 masks withCovid-19 patientsGot put inmed-surgand reallywantedpediatricsSuccessfullyinsert a foleyand an NGall in oneday!The Professorspends 30 minutesduring class timetrying to get theptx and video torunYou are on your last5 seconds of a virtualsimulation (rocking it)and you get kickedout and when youreview your V-Simscore “0”=“unsatisfactory”The nurse inyour districtglares at youto get off hercomputerPatient tells youhe canwalk...andalmost fallswhen getting tochairYou receive aprofessionalfeedback formbecause your dogate your clinicalworksheetsYou buy a brandnew pen lightand your patientlaughs at youwhen it doesn’tworkYour patienthas ananxietyattack andso do youYou arrive toSim and HeiddyD just noticedyour nose ringis still in place

UD SENIOR STUDENT NURSE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Crying in clinical doesn't really count since you made it to your car
  2. Covid totally ruins your preceptorship in the ED
  3. Your professor gives credit for every question you got right and no credit for questions you got wrong
  4. Dr. Polek stops to tell you your pants are too long...she stuffs the cuffs into your socks
  5. Class pet states, “ I work in a hospital….” and shares his extensive experience with the class
  6. Professor Madiraca cracks a joke. You laugh and she stares at you….she wasn’t joking.
  7. Your best friend meets you at lunch after a test and asks, “what did you get….” for every question on the test
  8. Your day is perfect as you answer clinical questions correctly….then instructor asks, “why is that correct?” …your day is ruined
  9. Your clinical instructor smiles when you get a question wrong…and then smiles more as she walks away telling you to ”look it up”
  10. You plan to go to the gym after clinical and our professor gives you a professional feedback form for wearing a pink sports bra under your uniform
  11. The patient's family watches every move you make
  12. You spill the patient's PEG meds all over the bed
  13. Have to complete injury report after accidentally hit in face by your sim standardized patient
  14. Jogging down main meet your clinical psych patient who invites you to the Deerpark
  15. Clinical rosters just posted. Heart rate is 180 you see your name listed under “Rudolphi”
  16. Presenter drones on and on and you are late for your next class
  17. You are late for clinical but nobody notices
  18. You need a 90% on calculation test and get an 89%
  19. Professor asks, “what is critical thinking” and you answer “um, like…really thinking hard…”
  20. You find a Heidi S email in your inbox….”TB expires today…DO NOT GO TO CLINICAL” (in all caps)
  21. You have airline tickets for leave for spring break that overlaps with clinical day
  22. You visit your professor for extra help after a test and he/she suggests you “study more…”
  23. You have a 2 patient assignment. Bed A says how wonderful you are….Bed B says, “you absolutely suck” and asks you to never come back.
  24. You arrive in clinical and after an hour realize you are on the wrong clinical unit
  25. You are late for zoom debrief and get written up
  26. When you can’t answer a clinical question, your instructor says “hmm…” and stares at you for 3 minutes
  27. You wake up to find your alarm did not go off and you are 1.5 hours late for clinical
  28. You need a .05% increase to get an "A" and the professor denies you
  29. Filled out an error/near miss report and instructor tells you how proud she is of you!
  30. Your patient told your instructor you will be a good nurse
  31. You fail test out and your mother calls your professor
  32. You care for a trauma patient with GSW to chest. He asks you to be his Facebook friend and when you don’t accept he asks “why”?
  33. You feel really good about your med-surg test and when grades are posted, you see a 68% next to your name
  34. Your friend asks professor opinion regarding wearing N95 masks with Covid-19 patients
  35. Got put in med-surg and really wanted pediatrics
  36. Successfully insert a foley and an NG all in one day!
  37. The Professor spends 30 minutes during class time trying to get the ptx and video to run
  38. You are on your last 5 seconds of a virtual simulation (rocking it) and you get kicked out and when you review your V-Sim score “0”= “unsatisfactory”
  39. The nurse in your district glares at you to get off her computer
  40. Patient tells you he can walk...and almost falls when getting to chair
  41. You receive a professional feedback form because your dog ate your clinical worksheets
  42. You buy a brand new pen light and your patient laughs at you when it doesn’t work
  43. Your patient has an anxiety attack and so do you
  44. You arrive to Sim and Heiddy D just noticed your nose ring is still in place