Professor asks,“what is criticalthinking” and youanswer “um, like…really thinkinghard…”You care for a traumapatient with GSW tochest. He asks you tobe his Facebookfriend and when youdon’t accept he asks“why”?You visit yourprofessor for extrahelp after a testand he/shesuggests you“study more…”You find a Heidi Semail in yourinbox….”TBexpires today…DO NOT GO TOCLINICAL” (in allcaps)You arrive inclinical and afteran hour realizeyou are on thewrong clinicalunitDr. Polek stopsto tell you yourpants are toolong...she stuffsthe cuffs intoyour socksYour professorgives credit forevery question yougot right and nocredit forquestions you gotwrongYour clinicalinstructor smileswhen you get aquestion wrong…andthen smiles more asshe walks awaytelling you to ”look itup”You are latefor zoomdebrief andget writtenupThe patient'sfamilywatchesevery moveyou makeYour patienttold yourinstructoryou will be agood nurseYou buy a brandnew pen lightand your patientlaughs at youwhen it doesn’tworkCovid totallyruins yourpreceptorshipin the EDYou fail testout and yourmother callsyourprofessorYou feel really goodabout your med-surg test and whengrades are posted,you see a 68% nextto your nameJogging downmain meet yourclinical psychpatient whoinvites you tothe DeerparkWhen you can’tanswer a clinicalquestion, yourinstructor says“hmm…” andstares at you for 3minutesClass pet states, “I work in ahospital….” andshares hisextensiveexperience withthe classHave to completeinjury report afteraccidentally hit inface by your simstandardizedpatientThe nurse inyour districtglares at youto get off hercomputerProfessorMadiraca cracks ajoke. You laughand she stares atyou….she wasn’tjoking.Patient tells youhe canwalk...andalmost fallswhen getting tochairYou spill thepatient'sPEG medsall over thebedYou wake up tofind your alarmdid not go offand you are 1.5hours late forclinicalYour friend asksprofessor opinionregarding wearingN95 masks withCovid-19 patientsPresenterdrones on andon and you arelate for yournext classYour day is perfect asyou answer clinicalquestionscorrectly….theninstructor asks, “whyis that correct?” …your day is ruinedYou have a 2 patientassignment. Bed Asays how wonderfulyou are….Bed Bsays, “you absolutelysuck” and asks youto never come back.Your patienthas ananxietyattack andso do youYou receive aprofessionalfeedback formbecause your dogate your clinicalworksheetsYou plan to go to thegym after clinical andour professor givesyou a professionalfeedback form forwearing a pink sportsbra under youruniformYou need a.05% increase toget an "A" andthe professordenies youClinical rosters justposted. Heart rateis 180 you seeyour name listedunder “Rudolphi”You have airlinetickets for leavefor spring breakthat overlapswith clinical dayThe Professorspends 30 minutesduring class timetrying to get theptx and video torunSuccessfullyinsert a foleyand an NGall in oneday!Got put inmed-surgand reallywantedpediatricsYour best friendmeets you at lunchafter a test andasks, “what did youget….” for everyquestion on the testYou arrive toSim and HeiddyD just noticedyour nose ringis still in placeYou need a90% oncalculationtest and getan 89%Filled out anerror/near missreport andinstructor tellsyou how proudshe is of you!You are latefor clinicalbut nobodynoticesYou are on your last5 seconds of a virtualsimulation (rocking it)and you get kickedout and when youreview your V-Simscore “0”=“unsatisfactory”Crying inclinical doesn'treally countsince you madeit to your carProfessor asks,“what is criticalthinking” and youanswer “um, like…really thinkinghard…”You care for a traumapatient with GSW tochest. He asks you tobe his Facebookfriend and when youdon’t accept he asks“why”?You visit yourprofessor for extrahelp after a testand he/shesuggests you“study more…”You find a Heidi Semail in yourinbox….”TBexpires today…DO NOT GO TOCLINICAL” (in allcaps)You arrive inclinical and afteran hour realizeyou are on thewrong clinicalunitDr. Polek stopsto tell you yourpants are toolong...she stuffsthe cuffs intoyour socksYour professorgives credit forevery question yougot right and nocredit forquestions you gotwrongYour clinicalinstructor smileswhen you get aquestion wrong…andthen smiles more asshe walks awaytelling you to ”look itup”You are latefor zoomdebrief andget writtenupThe patient'sfamilywatchesevery moveyou makeYour patienttold yourinstructoryou will be agood nurseYou buy a brandnew pen lightand your patientlaughs at youwhen it doesn’tworkCovid totallyruins yourpreceptorshipin the EDYou fail testout and yourmother callsyourprofessorYou feel really goodabout your med-surg test and whengrades are posted,you see a 68% nextto your nameJogging downmain meet yourclinical psychpatient whoinvites you tothe DeerparkWhen you can’tanswer a clinicalquestion, yourinstructor says“hmm…” andstares at you for 3minutesClass pet states, “I work in ahospital….” andshares hisextensiveexperience withthe classHave to completeinjury report afteraccidentally hit inface by your simstandardizedpatientThe nurse inyour districtglares at youto get off hercomputerProfessorMadiraca cracks ajoke. You laughand she stares atyou….she wasn’tjoking.Patient tells youhe canwalk...andalmost fallswhen getting tochairYou spill thepatient'sPEG medsall over thebedYou wake up tofind your alarmdid not go offand you are 1.5hours late forclinicalYour friend asksprofessor opinionregarding wearingN95 masks withCovid-19 patientsPresenterdrones on andon and you arelate for yournext classYour day is perfect asyou answer clinicalquestionscorrectly….theninstructor asks, “whyis that correct?” …your day is ruinedYou have a 2 patientassignment. Bed Asays how wonderfulyou are….Bed Bsays, “you absolutelysuck” and asks youto never come back.Your patienthas ananxietyattack andso do youYou receive aprofessionalfeedback formbecause your dogate your clinicalworksheetsYou plan to go to thegym after clinical andour professor givesyou a professionalfeedback form forwearing a pink sportsbra under youruniformYou need a.05% increase toget an "A" andthe professordenies youClinical rosters justposted. Heart rateis 180 you seeyour name listedunder “Rudolphi”You have airlinetickets for leavefor spring breakthat overlapswith clinical dayThe Professorspends 30 minutesduring class timetrying to get theptx and video torunSuccessfullyinsert a foleyand an NGall in oneday!Got put inmed-surgand reallywantedpediatricsYour best friendmeets you at lunchafter a test andasks, “what did youget….” for everyquestion on the testYou arrive toSim and HeiddyD just noticedyour nose ringis still in placeYou need a90% oncalculationtest and getan 89%Filled out anerror/near missreport andinstructor tellsyou how proudshe is of you!You are latefor clinicalbut nobodynoticesYou are on your last5 seconds of a virtualsimulation (rocking it)and you get kickedout and when youreview your V-Simscore “0”=“unsatisfactory”Crying inclinical doesn'treally countsince you madeit to your car

UD SENIOR STUDENT NURSE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Professor asks, “what is critical thinking” and you answer “um, like…really thinking hard…”
  2. You care for a trauma patient with GSW to chest. He asks you to be his Facebook friend and when you don’t accept he asks “why”?
  3. You visit your professor for extra help after a test and he/she suggests you “study more…”
  4. You find a Heidi S email in your inbox….”TB expires today…DO NOT GO TO CLINICAL” (in all caps)
  5. You arrive in clinical and after an hour realize you are on the wrong clinical unit
  6. Dr. Polek stops to tell you your pants are too long...she stuffs the cuffs into your socks
  7. Your professor gives credit for every question you got right and no credit for questions you got wrong
  8. Your clinical instructor smiles when you get a question wrong…and then smiles more as she walks away telling you to ”look it up”
  9. You are late for zoom debrief and get written up
  10. The patient's family watches every move you make
  11. Your patient told your instructor you will be a good nurse
  12. You buy a brand new pen light and your patient laughs at you when it doesn’t work
  13. Covid totally ruins your preceptorship in the ED
  14. You fail test out and your mother calls your professor
  15. You feel really good about your med-surg test and when grades are posted, you see a 68% next to your name
  16. Jogging down main meet your clinical psych patient who invites you to the Deerpark
  17. When you can’t answer a clinical question, your instructor says “hmm…” and stares at you for 3 minutes
  18. Class pet states, “ I work in a hospital….” and shares his extensive experience with the class
  19. Have to complete injury report after accidentally hit in face by your sim standardized patient
  20. The nurse in your district glares at you to get off her computer
  21. Professor Madiraca cracks a joke. You laugh and she stares at you….she wasn’t joking.
  22. Patient tells you he can walk...and almost falls when getting to chair
  23. You spill the patient's PEG meds all over the bed
  24. You wake up to find your alarm did not go off and you are 1.5 hours late for clinical
  25. Your friend asks professor opinion regarding wearing N95 masks with Covid-19 patients
  26. Presenter drones on and on and you are late for your next class
  27. Your day is perfect as you answer clinical questions correctly….then instructor asks, “why is that correct?” …your day is ruined
  28. You have a 2 patient assignment. Bed A says how wonderful you are….Bed B says, “you absolutely suck” and asks you to never come back.
  29. Your patient has an anxiety attack and so do you
  30. You receive a professional feedback form because your dog ate your clinical worksheets
  31. You plan to go to the gym after clinical and our professor gives you a professional feedback form for wearing a pink sports bra under your uniform
  32. You need a .05% increase to get an "A" and the professor denies you
  33. Clinical rosters just posted. Heart rate is 180 you see your name listed under “Rudolphi”
  34. You have airline tickets for leave for spring break that overlaps with clinical day
  35. The Professor spends 30 minutes during class time trying to get the ptx and video to run
  36. Successfully insert a foley and an NG all in one day!
  37. Got put in med-surg and really wanted pediatrics
  38. Your best friend meets you at lunch after a test and asks, “what did you get….” for every question on the test
  39. You arrive to Sim and Heiddy D just noticed your nose ring is still in place
  40. You need a 90% on calculation test and get an 89%
  41. Filled out an error/near miss report and instructor tells you how proud she is of you!
  42. You are late for clinical but nobody notices
  43. You are on your last 5 seconds of a virtual simulation (rocking it) and you get kicked out and when you review your V-Sim score “0”= “unsatisfactory”
  44. Crying in clinical doesn't really count since you made it to your car