Lack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?Kindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperwork“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.Cursed atby astudent orparentNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.You have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?You get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.On you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.I’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectThis two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.Lack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?Kindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperwork“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.Cursed atby astudent orparentNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.You have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?You get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.On you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.I’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectThis two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  2. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?
  3. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  4. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  5. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  6. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  7. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  8. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  9. Cursed at by a student or parent
  10. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  11. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  12. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  13. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  14. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  15. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  16. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you
  17. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  18. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week
  19. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  20. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  21. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  22. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  23. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  24. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.