I wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyOn you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.When you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentCursed atby astudent orparentLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy part“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.Call me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.I’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.You get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?I wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyOn you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.When you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentCursed atby astudent orparentLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy part“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.Call me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.I’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.You get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  2. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  3. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week
  4. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  5. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  6. Cursed at by a student or parent
  7. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  8. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  9. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  10. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  11. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  12. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  13. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  14. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  15. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you
  16. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  17. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  18. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  19. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  20. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  21. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  22. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  23. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  24. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?