Kindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.On you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.When you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?Lack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.I don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.I don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectCursed atby astudent orparentKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.On you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.When you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?Lack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.I don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.I don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectCursed atby astudent orparent

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  2. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  3. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  4. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  5. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week
  6. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  7. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  8. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  9. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  10. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  11. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you
  12. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  13. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  14. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  15. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  16. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  17. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?
  18. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  19. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  20. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  21. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  22. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  23. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  24. Cursed at by a student or parent