I don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.You get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504I’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.I wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.Lack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?Dance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionThis two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youOn you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolCursed atby astudent orparentI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.I don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.You get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504I’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.I wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.Lack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?Dance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionThis two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youOn you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolCursed atby astudent orparentI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  2. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  3. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  4. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  5. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  6. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  7. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  8. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  9. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  10. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  11. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you
  12. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  13. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  14. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?
  15. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  16. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  17. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  18. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  19. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  20. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week
  21. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  22. Cursed at by a student or parent
  23. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  24. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.