I wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionOn you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per week“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.You have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.I have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?Lack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.Oh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.Cursed atby astudent orparentWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionOn you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per week“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.You have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.I have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?Lack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.Oh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.Cursed atby astudent orparentWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrect

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  2. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  3. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  4. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  5. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?
  6. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  7. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week
  8. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  9. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  10. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  11. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  12. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  13. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  14. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  15. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  16. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  17. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  18. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  19. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  20. Cursed at by a student or parent
  21. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  22. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  23. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you
  24. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct