I don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooOn you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?You get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504Call me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.Cursed atby astudent orparentIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.By all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.Kindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?Oh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.I’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyThis two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooOn you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?You get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504Call me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.Cursed atby astudent orparentIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.By all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.Kindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?Oh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.I’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyThis two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperwork

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  2. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  3. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  4. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  5. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week
  6. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  7. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  8. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  9. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  10. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  11. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  12. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  13. Cursed at by a student or parent
  14. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you
  15. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  16. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  17. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  18. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?
  19. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  20. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  21. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  22. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  23. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  24. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork