This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504Oh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.Cursed atby astudent orparentKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.By all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.When you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.I wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?I have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?I’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectOn you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekThis two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504Oh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.Cursed atby astudent orparentKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.By all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.When you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.I wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?I have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?I’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectOn you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per week

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  2. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  3. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  4. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  5. Cursed at by a student or parent
  6. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  7. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  8. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  9. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  10. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  11. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  12. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  13. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  14. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you
  15. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?
  16. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  17. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  18. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  19. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  20. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  21. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  22. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  23. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  24. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week