I don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.Dance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?I have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?I don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.I’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504You have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooCursed atby astudent orparentLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.When you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youOn you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.Dance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?I have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?I don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.I’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504You have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooCursed atby astudent orparentLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.When you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youOn you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per week

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  2. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  3. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  4. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?
  5. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  6. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  7. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  8. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  9. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  10. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  11. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  12. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  13. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  14. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  15. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  16. Cursed at by a student or parent
  17. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  18. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  19. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  20. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  21. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  22. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  23. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you
  24. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week