You get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504Cursed atby astudent orparentI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.Lack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?On you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.I don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.Dance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504Cursed atby astudent orparentI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.Lack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?On you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.I don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.Dance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemail

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  2. Cursed at by a student or parent
  3. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  4. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  5. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you
  6. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  7. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?
  8. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week
  9. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  10. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  11. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  12. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  13. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  14. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  15. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  16. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  17. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  18. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  19. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  20. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  21. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  22. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  23. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  24. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email