This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?Call me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.Cursed atby astudent orparentBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.Kindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof school“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?You have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.I’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partOn you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504I have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youThis two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?Call me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.Cursed atby astudent orparentBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.Kindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof school“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?You have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.I’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partOn you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504I have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy you

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  2. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  3. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  4. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?
  5. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  6. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  7. Cursed at by a student or parent
  8. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  9. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  10. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  11. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  12. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  13. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  14. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  15. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  16. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  17. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  18. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week
  19. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  20. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  21. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  22. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  23. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  24. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you