I don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.Oh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.Running after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partCursed atby astudent orparentDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in court“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.He finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?On you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504When you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.Oh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.Running after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partCursed atby astudent orparentDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in court“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.He finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?On you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504When you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy you

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  2. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  3. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  4. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  5. Cursed at by a student or parent
  6. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  7. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  8. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  9. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  10. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  11. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  12. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  13. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  14. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week
  15. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  16. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  17. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  18. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  19. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  20. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  21. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  22. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  23. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?
  24. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you