Kindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooCursed atby astudent orparentI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.On you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504Dance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.He finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?If his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.Kindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooCursed atby astudent orparentI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let it tenrequest a weekbefore the end ofschool.“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentLack of planningon your partdoes notconstitute anemergency onmy partNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Then hedefinitely needsone.On you don’t want tocome to the meeting?Try complaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekI don’t alwayshave to handle acrisis. But whenI do, it’s on aFridayafternoon.If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504Dance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtRunning after aparent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the class andthen request abehavior plan. I lovecleaning up yourmesses.He finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?If his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailI’ve only asked youfor the rating scaleback 5 times. Thankyou for giving it tome the day of themeeting.

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  2. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  3. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  4. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  5. Cursed at by a student or parent
  6. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  7. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  8. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  9. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  10. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  11. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  12. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  13. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week
  14. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  15. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you
  16. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  17. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  18. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  19. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  20. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  21. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  22. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?
  23. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  24. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.