UDSpositivefor methFree!UDSpositiveforcocaineUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicineLoud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisit"I havearthur -itus"Patientshows upwithoutmedicinePatients area couple anduse thesame refilldatesSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenPatientshows up30+ minutesearly"I think weneed to upmymedication"Patientspillsurine inthe floorPatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visit"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time"Patientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isduePatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countPatientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationPatientshows up15+ minuteslateShort onmedicationby 3+ daysPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheoryPaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemPharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor years"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot""I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidUDSpositivefor methFree!UDSpositiveforcocaineUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicineLoud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisit"I havearthur -itus"Patientshows upwithoutmedicinePatients area couple anduse thesame refilldatesSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenPatientshows up30+ minutesearly"I think weneed to upmymedication"Patientspillsurine inthe floorPatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visit"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time"Patientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isduePatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countPatientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationPatientshows up15+ minuteslateShort onmedicationby 3+ daysPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheoryPaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemPharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor years"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot""I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is said

Pain Clinic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. UDS positive for meth
  2. Free!
  3. UDS positive for cocaine
  4. UDS positive for non-prescribed medicine
  5. Loud/obnoxious family member also present at visit
  6. "I have arthur - itus"
  7. Patient shows up without medicine
  8. Patients are a couple and use the same refill dates
  9. Someone shows up during lunch ready to be seen
  10. Patient shows up 30+ minutes early
  11. "I think we need to up my medication"
  12. Patient spills urine in the floor
  13. Patient suddenly remembers that their medication was stolen mid-visit
  14. "Nobody gave me any paperwork last time"
  15. Patient reschedules conveniently to the same date that their refill is due
  16. Patient teleports across the country when they learn about a pill count
  17. Patient mispronounces the name of a medication
  18. Patient shows up 15+ minutes late
  19. Short on medication by 3+ days
  20. Patient brings up a COVID-19 conspiracy theory
  21. Paperwork has stains from some unknown substance on them
  22. Pharmacy sends letter about the same medicine they've been on for years
  23. "I peed right before I came - I forgot"
  24. "I probably won't even take that many daily" is said