Patientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicineSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenFree!Patientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isdueUDSpositivefor methPatientspillsurine inthe floorPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill count"I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheory"I havearthur -itus""Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time"Patientshows up15+ minuteslatePatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visitLoud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisit"I think weneed to upmymedication""I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"Paperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemShort onmedicationby 3+ daysPatientshows up30+ minutesearlyPatientshows upwithoutmedicinePatients area couple anduse thesame refilldatesUDSpositiveforcocainePharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor yearsPatientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicineSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenFree!Patientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isdueUDSpositivefor methPatientspillsurine inthe floorPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill count"I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheory"I havearthur -itus""Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time"Patientshows up15+ minuteslatePatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visitLoud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisit"I think weneed to upmymedication""I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"Paperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemShort onmedicationby 3+ daysPatientshows up30+ minutesearlyPatientshows upwithoutmedicinePatients area couple anduse thesame refilldatesUDSpositiveforcocainePharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor years

Pain Clinic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Patient mispronounces the name of a medication
  2. UDS positive for non-prescribed medicine
  3. Someone shows up during lunch ready to be seen
  4. Free!
  5. Patient reschedules conveniently to the same date that their refill is due
  6. UDS positive for meth
  7. Patient spills urine in the floor
  8. Patient teleports across the country when they learn about a pill count
  9. "I probably won't even take that many daily" is said
  10. Patient brings up a COVID-19 conspiracy theory
  11. "I have arthur - itus"
  12. "Nobody gave me any paperwork last time"
  13. Patient shows up 15+ minutes late
  14. Patient suddenly remembers that their medication was stolen mid-visit
  15. Loud/obnoxious family member also present at visit
  16. "I think we need to up my medication"
  17. "I peed right before I came - I forgot"
  18. Paperwork has stains from some unknown substance on them
  19. Short on medication by 3+ days
  20. Patient shows up 30+ minutes early
  21. Patient shows up without medicine
  22. Patients are a couple and use the same refill dates
  23. UDS positive for cocaine
  24. Pharmacy sends letter about the same medicine they've been on for years