Someoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenPatientshows upwithoutmedicinePatientshows up30+ minutesearlyShort onmedicationby 3+ days"I havearthur -itus"Patient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visit"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time"Patientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationPatientshows up15+ minuteslatePatients area couple anduse thesame refilldates"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"Loud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisitPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countPaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthem"I think weneed to upmymedication""I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidPatientspillsurine inthe floorUDSpositivefor methUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicinePatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheoryPharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor yearsUDSpositiveforcocaineFree!Patientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isdueSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenPatientshows upwithoutmedicinePatientshows up30+ minutesearlyShort onmedicationby 3+ days"I havearthur -itus"Patient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visit"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time"Patientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationPatientshows up15+ minuteslatePatients area couple anduse thesame refilldates"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"Loud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisitPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countPaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthem"I think weneed to upmymedication""I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidPatientspillsurine inthe floorUDSpositivefor methUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicinePatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheoryPharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor yearsUDSpositiveforcocaineFree!Patientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isdue

Pain Clinic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone shows up during lunch ready to be seen
  2. Patient shows up without medicine
  3. Patient shows up 30+ minutes early
  4. Short on medication by 3+ days
  5. "I have arthur - itus"
  6. Patient suddenly remembers that their medication was stolen mid-visit
  7. "Nobody gave me any paperwork last time"
  8. Patient mispronounces the name of a medication
  9. Patient shows up 15+ minutes late
  10. Patients are a couple and use the same refill dates
  11. "I peed right before I came - I forgot"
  12. Loud/obnoxious family member also present at visit
  13. Patient teleports across the country when they learn about a pill count
  14. Paperwork has stains from some unknown substance on them
  15. "I think we need to up my medication"
  16. "I probably won't even take that many daily" is said
  17. Patient spills urine in the floor
  18. UDS positive for meth
  19. UDS positive for non-prescribed medicine
  20. Patient brings up a COVID-19 conspiracy theory
  21. Pharmacy sends letter about the same medicine they've been on for years
  22. UDS positive for cocaine
  23. Free!
  24. Patient reschedules conveniently to the same date that their refill is due