"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time"Patientmispronouncesthe name of amedication"I think weneed to upmymedication""I havearthur -itus"Patientshows up15+ minuteslateSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenPatientspillsurine inthe floorPatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visitLoud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisitPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countPatients area couple anduse thesame refilldatesPatientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isdueFree!UDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicinePatientshows upwithoutmedicinePaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemShort onmedicationby 3+ days"I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidUDSpositivefor methPatientshows up30+ minutesearlyPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheory"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"UDSpositiveforcocainePharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor years"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time"Patientmispronouncesthe name of amedication"I think weneed to upmymedication""I havearthur -itus"Patientshows up15+ minuteslateSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenPatientspillsurine inthe floorPatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visitLoud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisitPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countPatients area couple anduse thesame refilldatesPatientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isdueFree!UDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicinePatientshows upwithoutmedicinePaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemShort onmedicationby 3+ days"I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidUDSpositivefor methPatientshows up30+ minutesearlyPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheory"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"UDSpositiveforcocainePharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor years

Pain Clinic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Nobody gave me any paperwork last time"
  2. Patient mispronounces the name of a medication
  3. "I think we need to up my medication"
  4. "I have arthur - itus"
  5. Patient shows up 15+ minutes late
  6. Someone shows up during lunch ready to be seen
  7. Patient spills urine in the floor
  8. Patient suddenly remembers that their medication was stolen mid-visit
  9. Loud/obnoxious family member also present at visit
  10. Patient teleports across the country when they learn about a pill count
  11. Patients are a couple and use the same refill dates
  12. Patient reschedules conveniently to the same date that their refill is due
  13. Free!
  14. UDS positive for non-prescribed medicine
  15. Patient shows up without medicine
  16. Paperwork has stains from some unknown substance on them
  17. Short on medication by 3+ days
  18. "I probably won't even take that many daily" is said
  19. UDS positive for meth
  20. Patient shows up 30+ minutes early
  21. Patient brings up a COVID-19 conspiracy theory
  22. "I peed right before I came - I forgot"
  23. UDS positive for cocaine
  24. Pharmacy sends letter about the same medicine they've been on for years