Someoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenPaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemPatients area couple anduse thesame refilldatesFree!Patientshows up15+ minuteslatePharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor yearsUDSpositivefor methPatientspillsurine inthe floor"I havearthur -itus"Loud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisitPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countPatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visitUDSpositiveforcocainePatientshows up30+ minutesearlyShort onmedicationby 3+ daysPatientshows upwithoutmedicinePatientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isdue"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time""I think weneed to upmymedication"UDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicine"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"Patientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheoryPatientmispronouncesthe name of amedication"I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenPaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemPatients area couple anduse thesame refilldatesFree!Patientshows up15+ minuteslatePharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor yearsUDSpositivefor methPatientspillsurine inthe floor"I havearthur -itus"Loud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisitPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countPatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visitUDSpositiveforcocainePatientshows up30+ minutesearlyShort onmedicationby 3+ daysPatientshows upwithoutmedicinePatientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isdue"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time""I think weneed to upmymedication"UDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicine"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"Patientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheoryPatientmispronouncesthe name of amedication"I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is said

Pain Clinic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone shows up during lunch ready to be seen
  2. Paperwork has stains from some unknown substance on them
  3. Patients are a couple and use the same refill dates
  4. Free!
  5. Patient shows up 15+ minutes late
  6. Pharmacy sends letter about the same medicine they've been on for years
  7. UDS positive for meth
  8. Patient spills urine in the floor
  9. "I have arthur - itus"
  10. Loud/obnoxious family member also present at visit
  11. Patient teleports across the country when they learn about a pill count
  12. Patient suddenly remembers that their medication was stolen mid-visit
  13. UDS positive for cocaine
  14. Patient shows up 30+ minutes early
  15. Short on medication by 3+ days
  16. Patient shows up without medicine
  17. Patient reschedules conveniently to the same date that their refill is due
  18. "Nobody gave me any paperwork last time"
  19. "I think we need to up my medication"
  20. UDS positive for non-prescribed medicine
  21. "I peed right before I came - I forgot"
  22. Patient brings up a COVID-19 conspiracy theory
  23. Patient mispronounces the name of a medication
  24. "I probably won't even take that many daily" is said