Patient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visitPatientshows up15+ minuteslateSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseen"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"Patientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isdueFree!UDSpositivefor methUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicinePatientshows up30+ minutesearlyPatientshows upwithoutmedicineUDSpositiveforcocaine"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time"Patientspillsurine inthe floorPatients area couple anduse thesame refilldates"I havearthur -itus""I think weneed to upmymedication"Patientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationPharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor yearsPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countShort onmedicationby 3+ daysPaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthem"I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheoryLoud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisitPatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visitPatientshows up15+ minuteslateSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseen"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"Patientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isdueFree!UDSpositivefor methUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicinePatientshows up30+ minutesearlyPatientshows upwithoutmedicineUDSpositiveforcocaine"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time"Patientspillsurine inthe floorPatients area couple anduse thesame refilldates"I havearthur -itus""I think weneed to upmymedication"Patientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationPharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor yearsPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countShort onmedicationby 3+ daysPaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthem"I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheoryLoud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisit

Pain Clinic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Patient suddenly remembers that their medication was stolen mid-visit
  2. Patient shows up 15+ minutes late
  3. Someone shows up during lunch ready to be seen
  4. "I peed right before I came - I forgot"
  5. Patient reschedules conveniently to the same date that their refill is due
  6. Free!
  7. UDS positive for meth
  8. UDS positive for non-prescribed medicine
  9. Patient shows up 30+ minutes early
  10. Patient shows up without medicine
  11. UDS positive for cocaine
  12. "Nobody gave me any paperwork last time"
  13. Patient spills urine in the floor
  14. Patients are a couple and use the same refill dates
  15. "I have arthur - itus"
  16. "I think we need to up my medication"
  17. Patient mispronounces the name of a medication
  18. Pharmacy sends letter about the same medicine they've been on for years
  19. Patient teleports across the country when they learn about a pill count
  20. Short on medication by 3+ days
  21. Paperwork has stains from some unknown substance on them
  22. "I probably won't even take that many daily" is said
  23. Patient brings up a COVID-19 conspiracy theory
  24. Loud/obnoxious family member also present at visit