Patients area couple anduse thesame refilldates"I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidPatientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isdueLoud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisitPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countPaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemPharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor yearsPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheory"I havearthur -itus"Patientshows upwithoutmedicineSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenPatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visitShort onmedicationby 3+ days"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time""I think weneed to upmymedication"Patientshows up15+ minuteslate"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"Free!Patientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationUDSpositiveforcocaineUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicinePatientspillsurine inthe floorUDSpositivefor methPatientshows up30+ minutesearlyPatients area couple anduse thesame refilldates"I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidPatientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isdueLoud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisitPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countPaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemPharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor yearsPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheory"I havearthur -itus"Patientshows upwithoutmedicineSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenPatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visitShort onmedicationby 3+ days"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time""I think weneed to upmymedication"Patientshows up15+ minuteslate"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"Free!Patientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationUDSpositiveforcocaineUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicinePatientspillsurine inthe floorUDSpositivefor methPatientshows up30+ minutesearly

Pain Clinic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Patients are a couple and use the same refill dates
  2. "I probably won't even take that many daily" is said
  3. Patient reschedules conveniently to the same date that their refill is due
  4. Loud/obnoxious family member also present at visit
  5. Patient teleports across the country when they learn about a pill count
  6. Paperwork has stains from some unknown substance on them
  7. Pharmacy sends letter about the same medicine they've been on for years
  8. Patient brings up a COVID-19 conspiracy theory
  9. "I have arthur - itus"
  10. Patient shows up without medicine
  11. Someone shows up during lunch ready to be seen
  12. Patient suddenly remembers that their medication was stolen mid-visit
  13. Short on medication by 3+ days
  14. "Nobody gave me any paperwork last time"
  15. "I think we need to up my medication"
  16. Patient shows up 15+ minutes late
  17. "I peed right before I came - I forgot"
  18. Free!
  19. Patient mispronounces the name of a medication
  20. UDS positive for cocaine
  21. UDS positive for non-prescribed medicine
  22. Patient spills urine in the floor
  23. UDS positive for meth
  24. Patient shows up 30+ minutes early