"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time""I think weneed to upmymedication"Free!Loud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisitPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheory"I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is said"I havearthur -itus"Pharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor yearsPatientspillsurine inthe floorUDSpositivefor methShort onmedicationby 3+ daysPatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visitSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenPatients area couple anduse thesame refilldatesPatientshows upwithoutmedicinePaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemPatientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationPatientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isdueUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicinePatientshows up15+ minuteslateUDSpositiveforcocainePatientshows up30+ minutesearly"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot""Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time""I think weneed to upmymedication"Free!Loud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisitPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheory"I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is said"I havearthur -itus"Pharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor yearsPatientspillsurine inthe floorUDSpositivefor methShort onmedicationby 3+ daysPatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visitSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenPatients area couple anduse thesame refilldatesPatientshows upwithoutmedicinePaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemPatientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationPatientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isdueUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicinePatientshows up15+ minuteslateUDSpositiveforcocainePatientshows up30+ minutesearly"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"

Pain Clinic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Nobody gave me any paperwork last time"
  2. "I think we need to up my medication"
  3. Free!
  4. Loud/obnoxious family member also present at visit
  5. Patient teleports across the country when they learn about a pill count
  6. Patient brings up a COVID-19 conspiracy theory
  7. "I probably won't even take that many daily" is said
  8. "I have arthur - itus"
  9. Pharmacy sends letter about the same medicine they've been on for years
  10. Patient spills urine in the floor
  11. UDS positive for meth
  12. Short on medication by 3+ days
  13. Patient suddenly remembers that their medication was stolen mid-visit
  14. Someone shows up during lunch ready to be seen
  15. Patients are a couple and use the same refill dates
  16. Patient shows up without medicine
  17. Paperwork has stains from some unknown substance on them
  18. Patient mispronounces the name of a medication
  19. Patient reschedules conveniently to the same date that their refill is due
  20. UDS positive for non-prescribed medicine
  21. Patient shows up 15+ minutes late
  22. UDS positive for cocaine
  23. Patient shows up 30+ minutes early
  24. "I peed right before I came - I forgot"