UDSpositivefor methLoud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisit"I havearthur -itus"Patientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isduePaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemShort onmedicationby 3+ daysPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheory"I think weneed to upmymedication""I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidPharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor yearsPatientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenPatients area couple anduse thesame refilldatesPatientspillsurine inthe floorPatientshows up30+ minutesearlyPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicine"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"UDSpositiveforcocaine"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time"Patientshows upwithoutmedicineFree!Patientshows up15+ minuteslatePatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visitUDSpositivefor methLoud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisit"I havearthur -itus"Patientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isduePaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemShort onmedicationby 3+ daysPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheory"I think weneed to upmymedication""I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidPharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor yearsPatientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationSomeoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenPatients area couple anduse thesame refilldatesPatientspillsurine inthe floorPatientshows up30+ minutesearlyPatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill countUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicine"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"UDSpositiveforcocaine"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time"Patientshows upwithoutmedicineFree!Patientshows up15+ minuteslatePatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visit

Pain Clinic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. UDS positive for meth
  2. Loud/obnoxious family member also present at visit
  3. "I have arthur - itus"
  4. Patient reschedules conveniently to the same date that their refill is due
  5. Paperwork has stains from some unknown substance on them
  6. Short on medication by 3+ days
  7. Patient brings up a COVID-19 conspiracy theory
  8. "I think we need to up my medication"
  9. "I probably won't even take that many daily" is said
  10. Pharmacy sends letter about the same medicine they've been on for years
  11. Patient mispronounces the name of a medication
  12. Someone shows up during lunch ready to be seen
  13. Patients are a couple and use the same refill dates
  14. Patient spills urine in the floor
  15. Patient shows up 30+ minutes early
  16. Patient teleports across the country when they learn about a pill count
  17. UDS positive for non-prescribed medicine
  18. "I peed right before I came - I forgot"
  19. UDS positive for cocaine
  20. "Nobody gave me any paperwork last time"
  21. Patient shows up without medicine
  22. Free!
  23. Patient shows up 15+ minutes late
  24. Patient suddenly remembers that their medication was stolen mid-visit