Pharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor yearsUDSpositiveforcocainePatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visit"I havearthur -itus""I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidFree!Someoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicinePatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill count"I think weneed to upmymedication"Patients area couple anduse thesame refilldatesLoud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisit"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time"Patientshows up15+ minuteslatePatientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationPatientshows upwithoutmedicinePatientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isduePatientspillsurine inthe floorUDSpositivefor methPaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemPatientshows up30+ minutesearlyPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheoryShort onmedicationby 3+ days"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"Pharmacy sendsletter about thesame medicinethey've been onfor yearsUDSpositiveforcocainePatient suddenlyremembers thattheir medicationwas stolen mid-visit"I havearthur -itus""I probablywon't eventake thatmany daily"is saidFree!Someoneshows upduring lunchready to beseenUDS positivefor non-prescribedmedicinePatient teleportsacross thecountry whenthey learn abouta pill count"I think weneed to upmymedication"Patients area couple anduse thesame refilldatesLoud/obnoxiousfamily memberalso present atvisit"Nobodygave me anypaperworklast time"Patientshows up15+ minuteslatePatientmispronouncesthe name of amedicationPatientshows upwithoutmedicinePatientreschedulesconveniently tothe same datethat their refill isduePatientspillsurine inthe floorUDSpositivefor methPaperwork hasstains fromsome unknownsubstance onthemPatientshows up30+ minutesearlyPatientbrings up aCOVID-19conspiracytheoryShort onmedicationby 3+ days"I peed rightbefore Icame - Iforgot"

Pain Clinic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Pharmacy sends letter about the same medicine they've been on for years
  2. UDS positive for cocaine
  3. Patient suddenly remembers that their medication was stolen mid-visit
  4. "I have arthur - itus"
  5. "I probably won't even take that many daily" is said
  6. Free!
  7. Someone shows up during lunch ready to be seen
  8. UDS positive for non-prescribed medicine
  9. Patient teleports across the country when they learn about a pill count
  10. "I think we need to up my medication"
  11. Patients are a couple and use the same refill dates
  12. Loud/obnoxious family member also present at visit
  13. "Nobody gave me any paperwork last time"
  14. Patient shows up 15+ minutes late
  15. Patient mispronounces the name of a medication
  16. Patient shows up without medicine
  17. Patient reschedules conveniently to the same date that their refill is due
  18. Patient spills urine in the floor
  19. UDS positive for meth
  20. Paperwork has stains from some unknown substance on them
  21. Patient shows up 30+ minutes early
  22. Patient brings up a COVID-19 conspiracy theory
  23. Short on medication by 3+ days
  24. "I peed right before I came - I forgot"