Yup, that'stotallyresearch-based.You hear theschool psychstarts a sentencewith "Ohhoney"and youfeel yourself leanback a little.That's anaccommodation,not a goal.My IEP says I onlyhave to completework 3 out of 5days at 75%accuracy. I don'thave to worktoday.I just wan'twait to takehome all mypaperworkthis weekend!Looks likesomeonedidn't gettheir pointstoday.You can't fixcrazy. Youcan onlydocument it.You can only sayWTF so manytimes before youthrow your handsup and startdrinkingHiding yourgranola bar inyour desk whenyou hear thedoor open.But I alreadysubmittedmycaseload.Twice!!Staying up lateto finishtomorrow's IEPand forgettingto hit SAVE.I'm notarguing. I'mexplainingwhy I'mcorrect.I am notresponsible formy facialexpressionsduringmeetings.Lockingyour doorso you caneat lunch.That momentyou realize youare ProgressMonitoring yourpet.You have a 40hourworkweek? Irememberhaving a part-time job too.Wait, sincewhen isthere a formfor that?!A parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguage.Cursedat by astudentPost-Its!Post-Itseverywhere!Someonetakes yourfavoriteblue penYou want anartic screenerfor "S" for akindergartner?!Wow! I wouldlove to seemy kids lessand do morepaperwork!Checkingyour emailand seeingone fromTHAT parent.Yup, that'stotallyresearch-based.You hear theschool psychstarts a sentencewith "Ohhoney"and youfeel yourself leanback a little.That's anaccommodation,not a goal.My IEP says I onlyhave to completework 3 out of 5days at 75%accuracy. I don'thave to worktoday.I just wan'twait to takehome all mypaperworkthis weekend!Looks likesomeonedidn't gettheir pointstoday.You can't fixcrazy. Youcan onlydocument it.You can only sayWTF so manytimes before youthrow your handsup and startdrinkingHiding yourgranola bar inyour desk whenyou hear thedoor open.But I alreadysubmittedmycaseload.Twice!!Staying up lateto finishtomorrow's IEPand forgettingto hit SAVE.I'm notarguing. I'mexplainingwhy I'mcorrect.I am notresponsible formy facialexpressionsduringmeetings.Lockingyour doorso you caneat lunch.That momentyou realize youare ProgressMonitoring yourpet.You have a 40hourworkweek? Irememberhaving a part-time job too.Wait, sincewhen isthere a formfor that?!A parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguage.Cursedat by astudentPost-Its!Post-Itseverywhere!Someonetakes yourfavoriteblue penYou want anartic screenerfor "S" for akindergartner?!Wow! I wouldlove to seemy kids lessand do morepaperwork!Checkingyour emailand seeingone fromTHAT parent.

SPED Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Yup, that's totally research-based.
  2. You hear the school psych starts a sentence with "Oh honey"and you feel yourself lean back a little.
  3. That's an accommodation, not a goal.
  4. My IEP says I only have to complete work 3 out of 5 days at 75% accuracy. I don't have to work today.
  5. I just wan't wait to take home all my paperwork this weekend!
  6. Looks like someone didn't get their points today.
  7. You can't fix crazy. You can only document it.
  8. You can only say WTF so many times before you throw your hands up and start drinking
  9. Hiding your granola bar in your desk when you hear the door open.
  10. But I already submitted my caseload. Twice!!
  11. Staying up late to finish tomorrow's IEP and forgetting to hit SAVE.
  12. I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.
  13. I am not responsible for my facial expressions during meetings.
  14. Locking your door so you can eat lunch.
  15. That moment you realize you are Progress Monitoring your pet.
  16. You have a 40 hour workweek? I remember having a part-time job too.
  17. Wait, since when is there a form for that?!
  18. A parent cursed at you in a different language.
  19. Cursed at by a student
  20. Post-Its! Post-Its everywhere!
  21. Someone takes your favorite blue pen
  22. You want an artic screener for "S" for a kindergartner?!
  23. Wow! I would love to see my kids less and do more paperwork!
  24. Checking your email and seeing one from THAT parent.