Cursedat by astudentYup, that'stotallyresearch-based.My IEP says I onlyhave to completework 3 out of 5days at 75%accuracy. I don'thave to worktoday.Staying up lateto finishtomorrow's IEPand forgettingto hit SAVE.Wow! I wouldlove to seemy kids lessand do morepaperwork!You can only sayWTF so manytimes before youthrow your handsup and startdrinkingLooks likesomeonedidn't gettheir pointstoday.Wait, sincewhen isthere a formfor that?!You want anartic screenerfor "S" for akindergartner?!That's anaccommodation,not a goal.Someonetakes yourfavoriteblue penBut I alreadysubmittedmycaseload.Twice!!I'm notarguing. I'mexplainingwhy I'mcorrect.A parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguage.Lockingyour doorso you caneat lunch.You hear theschool psychstarts a sentencewith "Ohhoney"and youfeel yourself leanback a little.That momentyou realize youare ProgressMonitoring yourpet.I just wan'twait to takehome all mypaperworkthis weekend!I am notresponsible formy facialexpressionsduringmeetings.Hiding yourgranola bar inyour desk whenyou hear thedoor open.Post-Its!Post-Itseverywhere!You have a 40hourworkweek? Irememberhaving a part-time job too.You can't fixcrazy. Youcan onlydocument it.Checkingyour emailand seeingone fromTHAT parent.Cursedat by astudentYup, that'stotallyresearch-based.My IEP says I onlyhave to completework 3 out of 5days at 75%accuracy. I don'thave to worktoday.Staying up lateto finishtomorrow's IEPand forgettingto hit SAVE.Wow! I wouldlove to seemy kids lessand do morepaperwork!You can only sayWTF so manytimes before youthrow your handsup and startdrinkingLooks likesomeonedidn't gettheir pointstoday.Wait, sincewhen isthere a formfor that?!You want anartic screenerfor "S" for akindergartner?!That's anaccommodation,not a goal.Someonetakes yourfavoriteblue penBut I alreadysubmittedmycaseload.Twice!!I'm notarguing. I'mexplainingwhy I'mcorrect.A parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguage.Lockingyour doorso you caneat lunch.You hear theschool psychstarts a sentencewith "Ohhoney"and youfeel yourself leanback a little.That momentyou realize youare ProgressMonitoring yourpet.I just wan'twait to takehome all mypaperworkthis weekend!I am notresponsible formy facialexpressionsduringmeetings.Hiding yourgranola bar inyour desk whenyou hear thedoor open.Post-Its!Post-Itseverywhere!You have a 40hourworkweek? Irememberhaving a part-time job too.You can't fixcrazy. Youcan onlydocument it.Checkingyour emailand seeingone fromTHAT parent.

SPED Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Cursed at by a student
  2. Yup, that's totally research-based.
  3. My IEP says I only have to complete work 3 out of 5 days at 75% accuracy. I don't have to work today.
  4. Staying up late to finish tomorrow's IEP and forgetting to hit SAVE.
  5. Wow! I would love to see my kids less and do more paperwork!
  6. You can only say WTF so many times before you throw your hands up and start drinking
  7. Looks like someone didn't get their points today.
  8. Wait, since when is there a form for that?!
  9. You want an artic screener for "S" for a kindergartner?!
  10. That's an accommodation, not a goal.
  11. Someone takes your favorite blue pen
  12. But I already submitted my caseload. Twice!!
  13. I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.
  14. A parent cursed at you in a different language.
  15. Locking your door so you can eat lunch.
  16. You hear the school psych starts a sentence with "Oh honey"and you feel yourself lean back a little.
  17. That moment you realize you are Progress Monitoring your pet.
  18. I just wan't wait to take home all my paperwork this weekend!
  19. I am not responsible for my facial expressions during meetings.
  20. Hiding your granola bar in your desk when you hear the door open.
  21. Post-Its! Post-Its everywhere!
  22. You have a 40 hour workweek? I remember having a part-time job too.
  23. You can't fix crazy. You can only document it.
  24. Checking your email and seeing one from THAT parent.