That momentyou realize youare ProgressMonitoring yourpet.You hear theschool psychstarts a sentencewith "Ohhoney"and youfeel yourself leanback a little.Hiding yourgranola bar inyour desk whenyou hear thedoor open.Someonetakes yourfavoriteblue penA parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguage.You can't fixcrazy. Youcan onlydocument it.My IEP says I onlyhave to completework 3 out of 5days at 75%accuracy. I don'thave to worktoday.You can only sayWTF so manytimes before youthrow your handsup and startdrinkingCheckingyour emailand seeingone fromTHAT parent.That's anaccommodation,not a goal.Looks likesomeonedidn't gettheir pointstoday.I am notresponsible formy facialexpressionsduringmeetings.Wow! I wouldlove to seemy kids lessand do morepaperwork!Lockingyour doorso you caneat lunch.I just wan'twait to takehome all mypaperworkthis weekend!Post-Its!Post-Itseverywhere!I'm notarguing. I'mexplainingwhy I'mcorrect.But I alreadysubmittedmycaseload.Twice!!Staying up lateto finishtomorrow's IEPand forgettingto hit SAVE.You want anartic screenerfor "S" for akindergartner?!Cursedat by astudentYup, that'stotallyresearch-based.Wait, sincewhen isthere a formfor that?!You have a 40hourworkweek? Irememberhaving a part-time job too.That momentyou realize youare ProgressMonitoring yourpet.You hear theschool psychstarts a sentencewith "Ohhoney"and youfeel yourself leanback a little.Hiding yourgranola bar inyour desk whenyou hear thedoor open.Someonetakes yourfavoriteblue penA parentcursed atyou in adifferentlanguage.You can't fixcrazy. Youcan onlydocument it.My IEP says I onlyhave to completework 3 out of 5days at 75%accuracy. I don'thave to worktoday.You can only sayWTF so manytimes before youthrow your handsup and startdrinkingCheckingyour emailand seeingone fromTHAT parent.That's anaccommodation,not a goal.Looks likesomeonedidn't gettheir pointstoday.I am notresponsible formy facialexpressionsduringmeetings.Wow! I wouldlove to seemy kids lessand do morepaperwork!Lockingyour doorso you caneat lunch.I just wan'twait to takehome all mypaperworkthis weekend!Post-Its!Post-Itseverywhere!I'm notarguing. I'mexplainingwhy I'mcorrect.But I alreadysubmittedmycaseload.Twice!!Staying up lateto finishtomorrow's IEPand forgettingto hit SAVE.You want anartic screenerfor "S" for akindergartner?!Cursedat by astudentYup, that'stotallyresearch-based.Wait, sincewhen isthere a formfor that?!You have a 40hourworkweek? Irememberhaving a part-time job too.

SPED Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. That moment you realize you are Progress Monitoring your pet.
  2. You hear the school psych starts a sentence with "Oh honey"and you feel yourself lean back a little.
  3. Hiding your granola bar in your desk when you hear the door open.
  4. Someone takes your favorite blue pen
  5. A parent cursed at you in a different language.
  6. You can't fix crazy. You can only document it.
  7. My IEP says I only have to complete work 3 out of 5 days at 75% accuracy. I don't have to work today.
  8. You can only say WTF so many times before you throw your hands up and start drinking
  9. Checking your email and seeing one from THAT parent.
  10. That's an accommodation, not a goal.
  11. Looks like someone didn't get their points today.
  12. I am not responsible for my facial expressions during meetings.
  13. Wow! I would love to see my kids less and do more paperwork!
  14. Locking your door so you can eat lunch.
  15. I just wan't wait to take home all my paperwork this weekend!
  16. Post-Its! Post-Its everywhere!
  17. I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.
  18. But I already submitted my caseload. Twice!!
  19. Staying up late to finish tomorrow's IEP and forgetting to hit SAVE.
  20. You want an artic screener for "S" for a kindergartner?!
  21. Cursed at by a student
  22. Yup, that's totally research-based.
  23. Wait, since when is there a form for that?!
  24. You have a 40 hour workweek? I remember having a part-time job too.