The Professorspends 30 minutesduring class timetrying to get theptx and video torunPresenterdrones on andon and you arelate for yournext classYou care for a traumapatient with GSW tochest. He asks you tobe his Facebookfriend and when youdon’t accept he asks“why”?You wake up tofind your alarmdid not go offand you are 1.5hours late forclinicalWhen you can’tanswer a clinicalquestion, yourinstructor says“hmm…” andstares at you for 3minutesClass pet states, “I work in ahospital….” andshares hisextensiveexperience withthe classYour best friendmeets you at lunchafter a test andasks, “what did youget….” for everyquestion on the testYou are on your last5 seconds of a virtualsimulation (rocking it)and you get kickedout and when youreview your V-Simscore “0”=“unsatisfactory”Clinical rosters justposted. Heart rateis 180 you seeyour name listedunder “Rudolphi”ProfessorMadiraca cracks ajoke. You laughand she stares atyou….she wasn’tjoking.You find a Heidi Semail in yourinbox….”TBexpires today…DO NOT GO TOCLINICAL” (in allcaps)Your day is perfect asyou answer clinicalquestionscorrectly….theninstructor asks, “whyis that correct?” …your day is ruinedYou receive aprofessionalfeedback formbecause your dogate your clinicalworksheetsYou visit yourprofessor for extrahelp after a testand he/shesuggests you“study more…”You plan to go to thegym after clinical andour professor givesyou a professionalfeedback form forwearing a pink sportsbra under youruniformYou feel really goodabout your med-surg test and whengrades are posted,you see a 68% nextto your nameYou buy a brandnew pen lightand your patientlaughs at youwhen it doesn’tworkYour professorgives credit forevery question yougot right and nocredit forquestions you gotwrongYou arrive toSim and HeiddyD just noticedyour nose ringis still in placeYour friend asksprofessor opinionregarding wearingN95 masks withCovid-19 patientsProfessor asks,“what is criticalthinking” and youanswer “um, like…really thinkinghard…”You arrive inclinical and afteran hour realizeyou are on thewrong clinicalunitYour clinicalinstructor smileswhen you get aquestion wrong…andthen smiles more asshe walks awaytelling you to ”look itup”You have a 2 patientassignment. Bed Asays how wonderfulyou are….Bed Bsays, “you absolutelysuck” and asks youto never come back.The Professorspends 30 minutesduring class timetrying to get theptx and video torunPresenterdrones on andon and you arelate for yournext classYou care for a traumapatient with GSW tochest. He asks you tobe his Facebookfriend and when youdon’t accept he asks“why”?You wake up tofind your alarmdid not go offand you are 1.5hours late forclinicalWhen you can’tanswer a clinicalquestion, yourinstructor says“hmm…” andstares at you for 3minutesClass pet states, “I work in ahospital….” andshares hisextensiveexperience withthe classYour best friendmeets you at lunchafter a test andasks, “what did youget….” for everyquestion on the testYou are on your last5 seconds of a virtualsimulation (rocking it)and you get kickedout and when youreview your V-Simscore “0”=“unsatisfactory”Clinical rosters justposted. Heart rateis 180 you seeyour name listedunder “Rudolphi”ProfessorMadiraca cracks ajoke. You laughand she stares atyou….she wasn’tjoking.You find a Heidi Semail in yourinbox….”TBexpires today…DO NOT GO TOCLINICAL” (in allcaps)Your day is perfect asyou answer clinicalquestionscorrectly….theninstructor asks, “whyis that correct?” …your day is ruinedYou receive aprofessionalfeedback formbecause your dogate your clinicalworksheetsYou visit yourprofessor for extrahelp after a testand he/shesuggests you“study more…”You plan to go to thegym after clinical andour professor givesyou a professionalfeedback form forwearing a pink sportsbra under youruniformYou feel really goodabout your med-surg test and whengrades are posted,you see a 68% nextto your nameYou buy a brandnew pen lightand your patientlaughs at youwhen it doesn’tworkYour professorgives credit forevery question yougot right and nocredit forquestions you gotwrongYou arrive toSim and HeiddyD just noticedyour nose ringis still in placeYour friend asksprofessor opinionregarding wearingN95 masks withCovid-19 patientsProfessor asks,“what is criticalthinking” and youanswer “um, like…really thinkinghard…”You arrive inclinical and afteran hour realizeyou are on thewrong clinicalunitYour clinicalinstructor smileswhen you get aquestion wrong…andthen smiles more asshe walks awaytelling you to ”look itup”You have a 2 patientassignment. Bed Asays how wonderfulyou are….Bed Bsays, “you absolutelysuck” and asks youto never come back.

RUDOLPHI STUDENT NURSE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The Professor spends 30 minutes during class time trying to get the ptx and video to run
  2. Presenter drones on and on and you are late for your next class
  3. You care for a trauma patient with GSW to chest. He asks you to be his Facebook friend and when you don’t accept he asks “why”?
  4. You wake up to find your alarm did not go off and you are 1.5 hours late for clinical
  5. When you can’t answer a clinical question, your instructor says “hmm…” and stares at you for 3 minutes
  6. Class pet states, “ I work in a hospital….” and shares his extensive experience with the class
  7. Your best friend meets you at lunch after a test and asks, “what did you get….” for every question on the test
  8. You are on your last 5 seconds of a virtual simulation (rocking it) and you get kicked out and when you review your V-Sim score “0”= “unsatisfactory”
  9. Clinical rosters just posted. Heart rate is 180 you see your name listed under “Rudolphi”
  10. Professor Madiraca cracks a joke. You laugh and she stares at you….she wasn’t joking.
  11. You find a Heidi S email in your inbox….”TB expires today…DO NOT GO TO CLINICAL” (in all caps)
  12. Your day is perfect as you answer clinical questions correctly….then instructor asks, “why is that correct?” …your day is ruined
  13. You receive a professional feedback form because your dog ate your clinical worksheets
  14. You visit your professor for extra help after a test and he/she suggests you “study more…”
  15. You plan to go to the gym after clinical and our professor gives you a professional feedback form for wearing a pink sports bra under your uniform
  16. You feel really good about your med-surg test and when grades are posted, you see a 68% next to your name
  17. You buy a brand new pen light and your patient laughs at you when it doesn’t work
  18. Your professor gives credit for every question you got right and no credit for questions you got wrong
  19. You arrive to Sim and Heiddy D just noticed your nose ring is still in place
  20. Your friend asks professor opinion regarding wearing N95 masks with Covid-19 patients
  21. Professor asks, “what is critical thinking” and you answer “um, like…really thinking hard…”
  22. You arrive in clinical and after an hour realize you are on the wrong clinical unit
  23. Your clinical instructor smiles when you get a question wrong…and then smiles more as she walks away telling you to ”look it up”
  24. You have a 2 patient assignment. Bed A says how wonderful you are….Bed B says, “you absolutely suck” and asks you to never come back.