*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea**to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook"Free!"please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then.""just changeyour majoralready,geez."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash."*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea**to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook"Free!"please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then.""just changeyour majoralready,geez."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash."

visiting my parents for the weekend as as a 20 year old bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. *watching SNL clips on YouTube - only the ones with Kenan Thompson*
  2. "I'm just your earthly father, Lindsay Rose."
  3. "Take this. I'm not gonna drink it." *Hands me six bags of green tea*
  4. *to the waitress, right as she brings the food* "you're a great cook"
  5. Free!
  6. "please don't go to a protest honey, I already have one kid with a mugshot."
  7. "why can't ______ be more like ______, Joanie?"
  8. "don't drink and drive. Please."
  9. "Are you coming to church with me?" "No?" "Okay, guess I'll go by myself then."
  10. "just change your major already, geez."
  11. *sips warm Yuengling* "Are you dating anyone?"
  12. "Lindsay, if you know anyone who wants to buy a house....please tell me."
  13. "can you help your father change his profile picture on Facebook? He still has the dopey one from Meredith Scoggin."
  14. "those shoes you wear are awful for your feet because you have an arch"
  15. "I can't log into Hulu, Lindsay."
  16. "Do you need any clothes or shoes? I have $40 in Kohl's Cash."