"can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""just changeyour majoralready,geez.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then."Free!*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"don'tdrink anddrive.Please."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch"*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""just changeyour majoralready,geez.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then."Free!*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"don'tdrink anddrive.Please."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch"*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?"

visiting my parents for the weekend as as a 20 year old bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "can you help your father change his profile picture on Facebook? He still has the dopey one from Meredith Scoggin."
  2. "Do you need any clothes or shoes? I have $40 in Kohl's Cash."
  3. "just change your major already, geez."
  4. "I can't log into Hulu, Lindsay."
  5. "why can't ______ be more like ______, Joanie?"
  6. "Are you coming to church with me?" "No?" "Okay, guess I'll go by myself then."
  7. Free!
  8. *watching SNL clips on YouTube - only the ones with Kenan Thompson*
  9. "don't drink and drive. Please."
  10. *to the waitress, right as she brings the food* "you're a great cook"
  11. "I'm just your earthly father, Lindsay Rose."
  12. "please don't go to a protest honey, I already have one kid with a mugshot."
  13. "Lindsay, if you know anyone who wants to buy a house....please tell me."
  14. "Take this. I'm not gonna drink it." *Hands me six bags of green tea*
  15. "those shoes you wear are awful for your feet because you have an arch"
  16. *sips warm Yuengling* "Are you dating anyone?"