"I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay."*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"just changeyour majoralready,geez.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then."Free!"Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""don'tdrink anddrive.Please."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch"*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay."*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"just changeyour majoralready,geez.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then."Free!"Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""don'tdrink anddrive.Please."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch"*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?"

visiting my parents for the weekend as as a 20 year old bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I can't log into Hulu, Lindsay."
  2. *watching SNL clips on YouTube - only the ones with Kenan Thompson*
  3. "please don't go to a protest honey, I already have one kid with a mugshot."
  4. "can you help your father change his profile picture on Facebook? He still has the dopey one from Meredith Scoggin."
  5. "Take this. I'm not gonna drink it." *Hands me six bags of green tea*
  6. "just change your major already, geez."
  7. "why can't ______ be more like ______, Joanie?"
  8. "Do you need any clothes or shoes? I have $40 in Kohl's Cash."
  9. "I'm just your earthly father, Lindsay Rose."
  10. "Are you coming to church with me?" "No?" "Okay, guess I'll go by myself then."
  11. Free!
  12. "Lindsay, if you know anyone who wants to buy a house....please tell me."
  13. "don't drink and drive. Please."
  14. *to the waitress, right as she brings the food* "you're a great cook"
  15. "those shoes you wear are awful for your feet because you have an arch"
  16. *sips warm Yuengling* "Are you dating anyone?"