Free!"why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose."*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""don'tdrink anddrive.Please."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""just changeyour majoralready,geez.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch"Free!"why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose."*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""don'tdrink anddrive.Please."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""just changeyour majoralready,geez.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch"

visiting my parents for the weekend as as a 20 year old bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Free!
  2. "why can't ______ be more like ______, Joanie?"
  3. "I'm just your earthly father, Lindsay Rose."
  4. *watching SNL clips on YouTube - only the ones with Kenan Thompson*
  5. "Do you need any clothes or shoes? I have $40 in Kohl's Cash."
  6. "Are you coming to church with me?" "No?" "Okay, guess I'll go by myself then."
  7. "I can't log into Hulu, Lindsay."
  8. "please don't go to a protest honey, I already have one kid with a mugshot."
  9. *to the waitress, right as she brings the food* "you're a great cook"
  10. "Lindsay, if you know anyone who wants to buy a house....please tell me."
  11. "can you help your father change his profile picture on Facebook? He still has the dopey one from Meredith Scoggin."
  12. "don't drink and drive. Please."
  13. *sips warm Yuengling* "Are you dating anyone?"
  14. "just change your major already, geez."
  15. "Take this. I'm not gonna drink it." *Hands me six bags of green tea*
  16. "those shoes you wear are awful for your feet because you have an arch"