"please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay."Free!"don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""just changeyour majoralready,geez.""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then."*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay."Free!"don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""just changeyour majoralready,geez.""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then."*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*

visiting my parents for the weekend as as a 20 year old bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "please don't go to a protest honey, I already have one kid with a mugshot."
  2. "can you help your father change his profile picture on Facebook? He still has the dopey one from Meredith Scoggin."
  3. *sips warm Yuengling* "Are you dating anyone?"
  4. "Take this. I'm not gonna drink it." *Hands me six bags of green tea*
  5. "I'm just your earthly father, Lindsay Rose."
  6. "I can't log into Hulu, Lindsay."
  7. Free!
  8. "don't drink and drive. Please."
  9. "why can't ______ be more like ______, Joanie?"
  10. "those shoes you wear are awful for your feet because you have an arch"
  11. "Do you need any clothes or shoes? I have $40 in Kohl's Cash."
  12. "just change your major already, geez."
  13. "Lindsay, if you know anyone who wants to buy a house....please tell me."
  14. *to the waitress, right as she brings the food* "you're a great cook"
  15. "Are you coming to church with me?" "No?" "Okay, guess I'll go by myself then."
  16. *watching SNL clips on YouTube - only the ones with Kenan Thompson*