"why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""don'tdrink anddrive.Please."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""just changeyour majoralready,geez."*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then."Free!"those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""don'tdrink anddrive.Please."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""just changeyour majoralready,geez."*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then."Free!"those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch"

visiting my parents for the weekend as as a 20 year old bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "why can't ______ be more like ______, Joanie?"
  2. "don't drink and drive. Please."
  3. *to the waitress, right as she brings the food* "you're a great cook"
  4. "just change your major already, geez."
  5. *watching SNL clips on YouTube - only the ones with Kenan Thompson*
  6. "Lindsay, if you know anyone who wants to buy a house....please tell me."
  7. *sips warm Yuengling* "Are you dating anyone?"
  8. "Take this. I'm not gonna drink it." *Hands me six bags of green tea*
  9. "Do you need any clothes or shoes? I have $40 in Kohl's Cash."
  10. "please don't go to a protest honey, I already have one kid with a mugshot."
  11. "can you help your father change his profile picture on Facebook? He still has the dopey one from Meredith Scoggin."
  12. "I can't log into Hulu, Lindsay."
  13. "I'm just your earthly father, Lindsay Rose."
  14. "Are you coming to church with me?" "No?" "Okay, guess I'll go by myself then."
  15. Free!
  16. "those shoes you wear are awful for your feet because you have an arch"