*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?"*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""just changeyour majoralready,geez."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash."Free!*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?"*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""just changeyour majoralready,geez."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash."Free!

visiting my parents for the weekend as as a 20 year old bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. *sips warm Yuengling* "Are you dating anyone?"
  2. *watching SNL clips on YouTube - only the ones with Kenan Thompson*
  3. "Are you coming to church with me?" "No?" "Okay, guess I'll go by myself then."
  4. "please don't go to a protest honey, I already have one kid with a mugshot."
  5. "why can't ______ be more like ______, Joanie?"
  6. "I'm just your earthly father, Lindsay Rose."
  7. "don't drink and drive. Please."
  8. "Take this. I'm not gonna drink it." *Hands me six bags of green tea*
  9. "can you help your father change his profile picture on Facebook? He still has the dopey one from Meredith Scoggin."
  10. "Lindsay, if you know anyone who wants to buy a house....please tell me."
  11. "just change your major already, geez."
  12. *to the waitress, right as she brings the food* "you're a great cook"
  13. "I can't log into Hulu, Lindsay."
  14. "those shoes you wear are awful for your feet because you have an arch"
  15. "Do you need any clothes or shoes? I have $40 in Kohl's Cash."
  16. Free!