"Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash."*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook"*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch"Free!"don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""just changeyour majoralready,geez.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash."*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook"*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch"Free!"don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""just changeyour majoralready,geez.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?"

visiting my parents for the weekend as as a 20 year old bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Take this. I'm not gonna drink it." *Hands me six bags of green tea*
  2. "Do you need any clothes or shoes? I have $40 in Kohl's Cash."
  3. *watching SNL clips on YouTube - only the ones with Kenan Thompson*
  4. "I can't log into Hulu, Lindsay."
  5. "Lindsay, if you know anyone who wants to buy a house....please tell me."
  6. "I'm just your earthly father, Lindsay Rose."
  7. "can you help your father change his profile picture on Facebook? He still has the dopey one from Meredith Scoggin."
  8. "Are you coming to church with me?" "No?" "Okay, guess I'll go by myself then."
  9. *to the waitress, right as she brings the food* "you're a great cook"
  10. *sips warm Yuengling* "Are you dating anyone?"
  11. "those shoes you wear are awful for your feet because you have an arch"
  12. Free!
  13. "don't drink and drive. Please."
  14. "please don't go to a protest honey, I already have one kid with a mugshot."
  15. "just change your major already, geez."
  16. "why can't ______ be more like ______, Joanie?"