"Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?"*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose."Free!"Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""just changeyour majoralready,geez.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch"*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?"*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose."Free!"Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""just changeyour majoralready,geez.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch"*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook"

visiting my parents for the weekend as as a 20 year old bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Lindsay, if you know anyone who wants to buy a house....please tell me."
  2. "why can't ______ be more like ______, Joanie?"
  3. *watching SNL clips on YouTube - only the ones with Kenan Thompson*
  4. "I'm just your earthly father, Lindsay Rose."
  5. Free!
  6. "Are you coming to church with me?" "No?" "Okay, guess I'll go by myself then."
  7. "Take this. I'm not gonna drink it." *Hands me six bags of green tea*
  8. "Do you need any clothes or shoes? I have $40 in Kohl's Cash."
  9. "please don't go to a protest honey, I already have one kid with a mugshot."
  10. "can you help your father change his profile picture on Facebook? He still has the dopey one from Meredith Scoggin."
  11. *sips warm Yuengling* "Are you dating anyone?"
  12. "don't drink and drive. Please."
  13. "just change your major already, geez."
  14. "I can't log into Hulu, Lindsay."
  15. "those shoes you wear are awful for your feet because you have an arch"
  16. *to the waitress, right as she brings the food* "you're a great cook"