Free!"those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?"*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""just changeyour majoralready,geez."*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*Free!"those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?"*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""just changeyour majoralready,geez."*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*

visiting my parents for the weekend as as a 20 year old bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Free!
  2. "those shoes you wear are awful for your feet because you have an arch"
  3. "please don't go to a protest honey, I already have one kid with a mugshot."
  4. "Lindsay, if you know anyone who wants to buy a house....please tell me."
  5. "Do you need any clothes or shoes? I have $40 in Kohl's Cash."
  6. *to the waitress, right as she brings the food* "you're a great cook"
  7. "don't drink and drive. Please."
  8. "I'm just your earthly father, Lindsay Rose."
  9. "I can't log into Hulu, Lindsay."
  10. "Take this. I'm not gonna drink it." *Hands me six bags of green tea*
  11. "can you help your father change his profile picture on Facebook? He still has the dopey one from Meredith Scoggin."
  12. "Are you coming to church with me?" "No?" "Okay, guess I'll go by myself then."
  13. "why can't ______ be more like ______, Joanie?"
  14. *sips warm Yuengling* "Are you dating anyone?"
  15. "just change your major already, geez."
  16. *watching SNL clips on YouTube - only the ones with Kenan Thompson*