"Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea**watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch"Free!"Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""just changeyour majoralready,geez.""don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea**watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch"Free!"Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""just changeyour majoralready,geez.""don'tdrink anddrive.Please."

visiting my parents for the weekend as as a 20 year old bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Take this. I'm not gonna drink it." *Hands me six bags of green tea*
  2. *watching SNL clips on YouTube - only the ones with Kenan Thompson*
  3. "can you help your father change his profile picture on Facebook? He still has the dopey one from Meredith Scoggin."
  4. "Are you coming to church with me?" "No?" "Okay, guess I'll go by myself then."
  5. "I can't log into Hulu, Lindsay."
  6. *sips warm Yuengling* "Are you dating anyone?"
  7. "I'm just your earthly father, Lindsay Rose."
  8. "please don't go to a protest honey, I already have one kid with a mugshot."
  9. "those shoes you wear are awful for your feet because you have an arch"
  10. Free!
  11. "Lindsay, if you know anyone who wants to buy a house....please tell me."
  12. "why can't ______ be more like ______, Joanie?"
  13. "Do you need any clothes or shoes? I have $40 in Kohl's Cash."
  14. *to the waitress, right as she brings the food* "you're a great cook"
  15. "just change your major already, geez."
  16. "don't drink and drive. Please."