*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash."Free!"those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""just changeyour majoralready,geez."*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea**to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash."Free!"those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""just changeyour majoralready,geez."*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*

visiting my parents for the weekend as as a 20 year old bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. *to the waitress, right as she brings the food* "you're a great cook"
  2. "Lindsay, if you know anyone who wants to buy a house....please tell me."
  3. "I can't log into Hulu, Lindsay."
  4. "please don't go to a protest honey, I already have one kid with a mugshot."
  5. "I'm just your earthly father, Lindsay Rose."
  6. "Do you need any clothes or shoes? I have $40 in Kohl's Cash."
  7. Free!
  8. "those shoes you wear are awful for your feet because you have an arch"
  9. "Are you coming to church with me?" "No?" "Okay, guess I'll go by myself then."
  10. *sips warm Yuengling* "Are you dating anyone?"
  11. "can you help your father change his profile picture on Facebook? He still has the dopey one from Meredith Scoggin."
  12. "just change your major already, geez."
  13. *watching SNL clips on YouTube - only the ones with Kenan Thompson*
  14. "why can't ______ be more like ______, Joanie?"
  15. "don't drink and drive. Please."
  16. "Take this. I'm not gonna drink it." *Hands me six bags of green tea*