*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook"*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""just changeyour majoralready,geez."Free!*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me."*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook"*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose.""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""just changeyour majoralready,geez."Free!*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me."

visiting my parents for the weekend as as a 20 year old bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. *to the waitress, right as she brings the food* "you're a great cook"
  2. *watching SNL clips on YouTube - only the ones with Kenan Thompson*
  3. "can you help your father change his profile picture on Facebook? He still has the dopey one from Meredith Scoggin."
  4. "I'm just your earthly father, Lindsay Rose."
  5. "those shoes you wear are awful for your feet because you have an arch"
  6. "please don't go to a protest honey, I already have one kid with a mugshot."
  7. "Do you need any clothes or shoes? I have $40 in Kohl's Cash."
  8. "just change your major already, geez."
  9. Free!
  10. *sips warm Yuengling* "Are you dating anyone?"
  11. "Take this. I'm not gonna drink it." *Hands me six bags of green tea*
  12. "don't drink and drive. Please."
  13. "Are you coming to church with me?" "No?" "Okay, guess I'll go by myself then."
  14. "why can't ______ be more like ______, Joanie?"
  15. "I can't log into Hulu, Lindsay."
  16. "Lindsay, if you know anyone who wants to buy a house....please tell me."