"those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch"*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook"*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose."Free!"just changeyour majoralready,geez.""those shoesyou wear areawful for yourfeet becauseyou have anarch"*to thewaitress, rightas she bringsthe food*"you're a greatcook"*watching SNLclips onYouTube - onlythe ones withKenanThompson*"can you help yourfather change hisprofile picture onFacebook? He stillhas the dopey onefrom MeredithScoggin.""please don'tgo to a protesthoney, I alreadyhave one kidwith amugshot.""Take this. I'mnot gonna drinkit." *Hands mesix bags ofgreen tea*"don'tdrink anddrive.Please.""Lindsay, if youknow anyonewho wants tobuy ahouse....pleasetell me.""Do you needany clothesor shoes? Ihave $40 inKohl's Cash.""why can't______ bemore like______,Joanie?""Are you coming tochurch with me?""No?" "Okay,guess I'll go bymyself then."*sips warmYuengling*"Are youdatinganyone?""I can't loginto Hulu,Lindsay.""I'm just yourearthlyfather,LindsayRose."Free!"just changeyour majoralready,geez."

visiting my parents for the weekend as as a 20 year old bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "those shoes you wear are awful for your feet because you have an arch"
  2. *to the waitress, right as she brings the food* "you're a great cook"
  3. *watching SNL clips on YouTube - only the ones with Kenan Thompson*
  4. "can you help your father change his profile picture on Facebook? He still has the dopey one from Meredith Scoggin."
  5. "please don't go to a protest honey, I already have one kid with a mugshot."
  6. "Take this. I'm not gonna drink it." *Hands me six bags of green tea*
  7. "don't drink and drive. Please."
  8. "Lindsay, if you know anyone who wants to buy a house....please tell me."
  9. "Do you need any clothes or shoes? I have $40 in Kohl's Cash."
  10. "why can't ______ be more like ______, Joanie?"
  11. "Are you coming to church with me?" "No?" "Okay, guess I'll go by myself then."
  12. *sips warm Yuengling* "Are you dating anyone?"
  13. "I can't log into Hulu, Lindsay."
  14. "I'm just your earthly father, Lindsay Rose."
  15. Free!
  16. "just change your major already, geez."