Multi-billion dollarflaw in the votingsystem, onevolunteer figiures outhow o fix it with apiece of string and apaperclipRumor starts thatyou can catchCOVID from apublic toilet seat,people start shittingin the street toavoid itWe discoverplants haveemotionsBirdsfigure outhow touse gunsSome monkeysescape and findthemselves in thepeinguin exhibit andrefuse to leave.The zoo eventuallylets them stayTicks figureout how tospread HIVItsnowsin JulyWe discoverEarth is on acollisioncourse withan asteroidTrumpsuggests wetry outlawingalchol againThe onionreports realnews in protestof how weirdthings havegottenTornado picks upboxes of handsanitizer and masksfrom a hoardershouse and gentlysets them down infront of a hospitalSomeonetries to useaspestos asa filter fortheir maskMarvel findsa whole newway todisapointfansTrump accidentallysolves thehomelessnessproblem /accidentally solves aserious issue whilehe was trying to dosomething horriblePringlestwitteraccount goesabsolutely offthe railsNew Trend: hair cuts"given" by celebrities.They post a videoshowing where to cutand people (badly)follow alongLong term effect ofCovid isdiscovered, and itsnot directlydangerous, justweirdSomeone puts a bunchof little camera/speakersets on a whole bunchof pidgeons andstreams them to a website. People try to have"pidgeon meetings"Bananaapocalypse2The 9thamendmetbecomes ahot topic ofdebatePeople startvolunteering to act asstand in medics inemergency rooms b/cthere arent enoughdoctorsNew diseasestartsspreading inaddition toCOVIDa record breakingtunnel is discoveredunder a major city.Nobody know who orwhy, but It definatelywasn't there beforeSomeone escapesa kidnappingattempt bycoughing on thewould bekidnappersMulti-billion dollarflaw in the votingsystem, onevolunteer figiures outhow o fix it with apiece of string and apaperclipRumor starts thatyou can catchCOVID from apublic toilet seat,people start shittingin the street toavoid itWe discoverplants haveemotionsBirdsfigure outhow touse gunsSome monkeysescape and findthemselves in thepeinguin exhibit andrefuse to leave.The zoo eventuallylets them stayTicks figureout how tospread HIVItsnowsin JulyWe discoverEarth is on acollisioncourse withan asteroidTrumpsuggests wetry outlawingalchol againThe onionreports realnews in protestof how weirdthings havegottenTornado picks upboxes of handsanitizer and masksfrom a hoardershouse and gentlysets them down infront of a hospitalSomeonetries to useaspestos asa filter fortheir maskMarvel findsa whole newway todisapointfansTrump accidentallysolves thehomelessnessproblem /accidentally solves aserious issue whilehe was trying to dosomething horriblePringlestwitteraccount goesabsolutely offthe railsNew Trend: hair cuts"given" by celebrities.They post a videoshowing where to cutand people (badly)follow alongLong term effect ofCovid isdiscovered, and itsnot directlydangerous, justweirdSomeone puts a bunchof little camera/speakersets on a whole bunchof pidgeons andstreams them to a website. People try to have"pidgeon meetings"Bananaapocalypse2The 9thamendmetbecomes ahot topic ofdebatePeople startvolunteering to act asstand in medics inemergency rooms b/cthere arent enoughdoctorsNew diseasestartsspreading inaddition toCOVIDa record breakingtunnel is discoveredunder a major city.Nobody know who orwhy, but It definatelywasn't there beforeSomeone escapesa kidnappingattempt bycoughing on thewould bekidnappers

2020 events - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Multi-billion dollar flaw in the voting system, one volunteer figiures out how o fix it with a piece of string and a paperclip
  2. Rumor starts that you can catch COVID from a public toilet seat, people start shitting in the street to avoid it
  3. We discover plants have emotions
  4. Birds figure out how to use guns
  5. Some monkeys escape and find themselves in the peinguin exhibit and refuse to leave. The zoo eventually lets them stay
  6. Ticks figure out how to spread HIV
  7. It snows in July
  8. We discover Earth is on a collision course with an asteroid
  9. Trump suggests we try outlawing alchol again
  10. The onion reports real news in protest of how weird things have gotten
  11. Tornado picks up boxes of hand sanitizer and masks from a hoarders house and gently sets them down in front of a hospital
  12. Someone tries to use aspestos as a filter for their mask
  13. Marvel finds a whole new way to disapoint fans
  14. Trump accidentally solves the homelessness problem / accidentally solves a serious issue while he was trying to do something horrible
  15. Pringles twitter account goes absolutely off the rails
  16. New Trend: hair cuts "given" by celebrities. They post a video showing where to cut and people (badly) follow along
  17. Long term effect of Covid is discovered, and its not directly dangerous, just weird
  18. Someone puts a bunch of little camera/speaker sets on a whole bunch of pidgeons and streams them to a web site. People try to have "pidgeon meetings"
  19. Banana apocalypse 2
  20. The 9th amendmet becomes a hot topic of debate
  21. People start volunteering to act as stand in medics in emergency rooms b/c there arent enough doctors
  22. New disease starts spreading in addition to COVID
  23. a record breaking tunnel is discovered under a major city. Nobody know who or why, but It definately wasn't there before
  24. Someone escapes a kidnapping attempt by coughing on the would be kidnappers