(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Multi-billion dollar flaw in the voting system, one volunteer figiures out how o fix it with a piece of string and a paperclip
Rumor starts that you can catch COVID from a public toilet seat, people start shitting in the street to avoid it
We discover plants have emotions
Birds figure out how to use guns
Some monkeys escape and find themselves in the peinguin exhibit and refuse to leave.
The zoo eventually lets them stay
Ticks figure out how to spread HIV
It snows in July
We discover Earth is on a collision course with an asteroid
Trump suggests we try outlawing alchol again
The onion reports real news in protest of how weird things have gotten
Tornado picks up boxes of hand sanitizer and masks from a hoarders house and gently sets them down in front of a hospital
Someone tries to use aspestos as a filter for their mask
Marvel finds a whole new way to disapoint fans
Trump accidentally solves the homelessness problem / accidentally solves a serious issue while he was trying to do something horrible
Pringles twitter account goes absolutely off the rails
New Trend: hair cuts "given" by celebrities. They post a video showing where to cut and people (badly) follow along
Long term effect of Covid is discovered, and its not directly dangerous, just weird
Someone puts a bunch of little camera/speaker sets on a whole bunch of pidgeons and streams them to a web site. People try to have "pidgeon meetings"
Banana apocalypse 2
The 9th amendmet becomes a hot topic of debate
People start volunteering to act as stand in medics in emergency rooms b/c there arent enough doctors
New disease starts spreading in addition to COVID
a record breaking tunnel is discovered under a major city. Nobody know who or why, but It definately wasn't there before
Someone escapes a kidnapping attempt by coughing on the would be kidnappers