says "youdo you,boo-boo"Mentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Starts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingComplimentsDr. MannikGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Says something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"mentionsrandomwalkersClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikAnymention ofNetworkingThinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousClaimseverythingis rhetoricReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Mentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Proceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Claimsshe iscrazyClaims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupiditysays "youdo you,boo-boo"Mentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Starts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingComplimentsDr. MannikGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Says something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"mentionsrandomwalkersClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikAnymention ofNetworkingThinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousClaimseverythingis rhetoricReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Mentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Proceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Claimsshe iscrazyClaims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidity

The Christal-ism Crisis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-says "you do you, boo-boo"
  2. G-Mentions something about her "Christal-isms"
  3. G-Starts doing some celebratory, hard-to-watch dancing
  4. O-Compliments Dr. Mannik
  5. G-Gets in an argument with David Pochik
  6. B-Says "Algabredically" or "expodentially"
  7. N-Says something like "I'm so far down the 'I dont care route/road/whatever'"
  8. G-mentions random walkers
  9. O-Claims not to help David Pochik, but proceeds to help David Pochik
  10. B-Any mention of Networking
  11. B-Thinks one of her ideas will make a good fictional work
  12. G-Ironically claims something is trivial or obvious
  13. I-Claims everything is rhetoric
  14. B-Reminds us that she is older than us (Tom might have something to say about this)
  15. O-Mentions that her husband broke the pool again
  16. I-Any mention of vessel "theory" (not really a theory)
  17. N-Proceeds to have a discussion about Jiu Jitsu / MMA
  18. I-Any mention of "white male privilege"
  19. N-Reminds you of something she's good at, although you didn't ask
  20. N-Questions the validity of extremely-well established ideas in physics while supporting other ideas that are merely hypothetical at best.
  21. B-Claims she is crazy
  22. I-Claims not to talk to anyone today, then starts talking to someone today
  23. I-Reminisces her $60k / year job at AT&T
  24. O-Impersonating someone by lowering the pitch of her voice to give off an impression of stupidity