Impersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Starts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againComplimentsDr. MannikProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAClaimsshe iscrazySays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"says "youdo you,boo-boo"Any mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Questions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Any mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Claims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todaySays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"mentionsrandomwalkersClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikAnymention ofNetworkingMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikClaimseverythingis rhetoricIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousThinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Starts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againComplimentsDr. MannikProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAClaimsshe iscrazySays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"says "youdo you,boo-boo"Any mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Questions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Any mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Claims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todaySays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"mentionsrandomwalkersClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikAnymention ofNetworkingMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikClaimseverythingis rhetoricIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousThinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional work

The Christal-ism Crisis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Impersonating someone by lowering the pitch of her voice to give off an impression of stupidity
  2. B-Reminds us that she is older than us (Tom might have something to say about this)
  3. G-Starts doing some celebratory, hard-to-watch dancing
  4. I-Reminisces her $60k / year job at AT&T
  5. O-Mentions that her husband broke the pool again
  6. O-Compliments Dr. Mannik
  7. N-Proceeds to have a discussion about Jiu Jitsu / MMA
  8. B-Claims she is crazy
  9. B-Says "Algabredically" or "expodentially"
  10. O-says "you do you, boo-boo"
  11. I-Any mention of vessel "theory" (not really a theory)
  12. N-Questions the validity of extremely-well established ideas in physics while supporting other ideas that are merely hypothetical at best.
  13. I-Any mention of "white male privilege"
  14. I-Claims not to talk to anyone today, then starts talking to someone today
  15. N-Says something like "I'm so far down the 'I dont care route/road/whatever'"
  16. G-mentions random walkers
  17. O-Claims not to help David Pochik, but proceeds to help David Pochik
  18. B-Any mention of Networking
  19. G-Mentions something about her "Christal-isms"
  20. N-Reminds you of something she's good at, although you didn't ask
  21. G-Gets in an argument with David Pochik
  22. I-Claims everything is rhetoric
  23. G-Ironically claims something is trivial or obvious
  24. B-Thinks one of her ideas will make a good fictional work