says "youdo you,boo-boo"Reminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Claims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousThinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workComplimentsDr. MannikImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupiditySays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Gets in anargumentwith DavidPochikSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Starts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Reminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Mentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againAnymention ofNetworkingClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikClaimsshe iscrazymentionsrandomwalkersClaimseverythingis rhetoricAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Proceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't asksays "youdo you,boo-boo"Reminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Claims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousThinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workComplimentsDr. MannikImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupiditySays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Gets in anargumentwith DavidPochikSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Starts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Reminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Mentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againAnymention ofNetworkingClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikClaimsshe iscrazymentionsrandomwalkersClaimseverythingis rhetoricAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Proceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't ask

The Christal-ism Crisis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-says "you do you, boo-boo"
  2. B-Reminds us that she is older than us (Tom might have something to say about this)
  3. I-Claims not to talk to anyone today, then starts talking to someone today
  4. G-Ironically claims something is trivial or obvious
  5. B-Thinks one of her ideas will make a good fictional work
  6. O-Compliments Dr. Mannik
  7. O-Impersonating someone by lowering the pitch of her voice to give off an impression of stupidity
  8. N-Says something like "I'm so far down the 'I dont care route/road/whatever'"
  9. G-Gets in an argument with David Pochik
  10. B-Says "Algabredically" or "expodentially"
  11. G-Starts doing some celebratory, hard-to-watch dancing
  12. I-Any mention of vessel "theory" (not really a theory)
  13. I-Reminisces her $60k / year job at AT&T
  14. N-Questions the validity of extremely-well established ideas in physics while supporting other ideas that are merely hypothetical at best.
  15. O-Mentions that her husband broke the pool again
  16. B-Any mention of Networking
  17. O-Claims not to help David Pochik, but proceeds to help David Pochik
  18. B-Claims she is crazy
  19. G-mentions random walkers
  20. I-Claims everything is rhetoric
  21. I-Any mention of "white male privilege"
  22. N-Proceeds to have a discussion about Jiu Jitsu / MMA
  23. G-Mentions something about her "Christal-isms"
  24. N-Reminds you of something she's good at, although you didn't ask