Says something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Claims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayClaimseverythingis rhetoricIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Claims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikComplimentsDr. MannikAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Thinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Impersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't asksays "youdo you,boo-boo"Questions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Gets in anargumentwith DavidPochikReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAAnymention ofNetworkingmentionsrandomwalkersStarts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Claimsshe iscrazySays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Claims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayClaimseverythingis rhetoricIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Claims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikComplimentsDr. MannikAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Thinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Impersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't asksays "youdo you,boo-boo"Questions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Gets in anargumentwith DavidPochikReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAAnymention ofNetworkingmentionsrandomwalkersStarts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Claimsshe iscrazy

The Christal-ism Crisis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Says something like "I'm so far down the 'I dont care route/road/whatever'"
  2. I-Claims not to talk to anyone today, then starts talking to someone today
  3. I-Claims everything is rhetoric
  4. G-Ironically claims something is trivial or obvious
  5. B-Says "Algabredically" or "expodentially"
  6. O-Claims not to help David Pochik, but proceeds to help David Pochik
  7. O-Compliments Dr. Mannik
  8. I-Any mention of "white male privilege"
  9. B-Thinks one of her ideas will make a good fictional work
  10. B-Reminds us that she is older than us (Tom might have something to say about this)
  11. O-Impersonating someone by lowering the pitch of her voice to give off an impression of stupidity
  12. G-Mentions something about her "Christal-isms"
  13. N-Reminds you of something she's good at, although you didn't ask
  14. O-says "you do you, boo-boo"
  15. N-Questions the validity of extremely-well established ideas in physics while supporting other ideas that are merely hypothetical at best.
  16. G-Gets in an argument with David Pochik
  17. I-Reminisces her $60k / year job at AT&T
  18. O-Mentions that her husband broke the pool again
  19. N-Proceeds to have a discussion about Jiu Jitsu / MMA
  20. B-Any mention of Networking
  21. G-mentions random walkers
  22. G-Starts doing some celebratory, hard-to-watch dancing
  23. I-Any mention of vessel "theory" (not really a theory)
  24. B-Claims she is crazy