Mentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Any mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Claimsshe iscrazyReminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"ComplimentsDr. MannikReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Impersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Starts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikClaims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMASays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Thinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousmentionsrandomwalkersAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Claims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochiksays "youdo you,boo-boo"Anymention ofNetworkingClaimseverythingis rhetoricMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Any mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Claimsshe iscrazyReminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"ComplimentsDr. MannikReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Impersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Starts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikClaims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMASays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Thinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousmentionsrandomwalkersAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Claims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochiksays "youdo you,boo-boo"Anymention ofNetworkingClaimseverythingis rhetoric

The Christal-ism Crisis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Mentions that her husband broke the pool again
  2. B-Says "Algabredically" or "expodentially"
  3. I-Any mention of vessel "theory" (not really a theory)
  4. B-Claims she is crazy
  5. N-Reminds you of something she's good at, although you didn't ask
  6. G-Mentions something about her "Christal-isms"
  7. O-Compliments Dr. Mannik
  8. B-Reminds us that she is older than us (Tom might have something to say about this)
  9. O-Impersonating someone by lowering the pitch of her voice to give off an impression of stupidity
  10. I-Reminisces her $60k / year job at AT&T
  11. N-Questions the validity of extremely-well established ideas in physics while supporting other ideas that are merely hypothetical at best.
  12. G-Starts doing some celebratory, hard-to-watch dancing
  13. G-Gets in an argument with David Pochik
  14. I-Claims not to talk to anyone today, then starts talking to someone today
  15. N-Proceeds to have a discussion about Jiu Jitsu / MMA
  16. N-Says something like "I'm so far down the 'I dont care route/road/whatever'"
  17. B-Thinks one of her ideas will make a good fictional work
  18. G-Ironically claims something is trivial or obvious
  19. G-mentions random walkers
  20. I-Any mention of "white male privilege"
  21. O-Claims not to help David Pochik, but proceeds to help David Pochik
  22. O-says "you do you, boo-boo"
  23. B-Any mention of Networking
  24. I-Claims everything is rhetoric