Impersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Claims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Questions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Claimsshe iscrazyComplimentsDr. MannikAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Reminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TStarts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Thinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workReminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"says "youdo you,boo-boo"Claimseverythingis rhetoricAnymention ofNetworkingSays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"mentionsrandomwalkersImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Claims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Questions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Claimsshe iscrazyComplimentsDr. MannikAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Reminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TStarts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Thinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workReminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"says "youdo you,boo-boo"Claimseverythingis rhetoricAnymention ofNetworkingSays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"mentionsrandomwalkers

The Christal-ism Crisis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Impersonating someone by lowering the pitch of her voice to give off an impression of stupidity
  2. G-Gets in an argument with David Pochik
  3. I-Any mention of "white male privilege"
  4. I-Claims not to talk to anyone today, then starts talking to someone today
  5. G-Ironically claims something is trivial or obvious
  6. B-Says "Algabredically" or "expodentially"
  7. N-Questions the validity of extremely-well established ideas in physics while supporting other ideas that are merely hypothetical at best.
  8. B-Claims she is crazy
  9. O-Compliments Dr. Mannik
  10. I-Any mention of vessel "theory" (not really a theory)
  11. I-Reminisces her $60k / year job at AT&T
  12. G-Starts doing some celebratory, hard-to-watch dancing
  13. B-Reminds us that she is older than us (Tom might have something to say about this)
  14. B-Thinks one of her ideas will make a good fictional work
  15. N-Reminds you of something she's good at, although you didn't ask
  16. O-Mentions that her husband broke the pool again
  17. N-Proceeds to have a discussion about Jiu Jitsu / MMA
  18. O-Claims not to help David Pochik, but proceeds to help David Pochik
  19. G-Mentions something about her "Christal-isms"
  20. O-says "you do you, boo-boo"
  21. I-Claims everything is rhetoric
  22. B-Any mention of Networking
  23. N-Says something like "I'm so far down the 'I dont care route/road/whatever'"
  24. G-mentions random walkers