Says something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Claimseverythingis rhetoricSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"ComplimentsDr. MannikReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TStarts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Claimsshe iscrazyGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Claims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Mentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"says "youdo you,boo-boo"Anymention ofNetworkingReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Ironicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousReminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askClaims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayThinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workmentionsrandomwalkersSays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Claimseverythingis rhetoricSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"ComplimentsDr. MannikReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TStarts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Claimsshe iscrazyGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Claims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Mentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"says "youdo you,boo-boo"Anymention ofNetworkingReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Ironicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousReminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askClaims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayThinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workmentionsrandomwalkers

The Christal-ism Crisis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Says something like "I'm so far down the 'I dont care route/road/whatever'"
  2. I-Claims everything is rhetoric
  3. B-Says "Algabredically" or "expodentially"
  4. O-Compliments Dr. Mannik
  5. I-Reminisces her $60k / year job at AT&T
  6. G-Starts doing some celebratory, hard-to-watch dancing
  7. N-Proceeds to have a discussion about Jiu Jitsu / MMA
  8. O-Mentions that her husband broke the pool again
  9. I-Any mention of vessel "theory" (not really a theory)
  10. B-Claims she is crazy
  11. G-Gets in an argument with David Pochik
  12. I-Any mention of "white male privilege"
  13. O-Claims not to help David Pochik, but proceeds to help David Pochik
  14. O-Impersonating someone by lowering the pitch of her voice to give off an impression of stupidity
  15. N-Questions the validity of extremely-well established ideas in physics while supporting other ideas that are merely hypothetical at best.
  16. G-Mentions something about her "Christal-isms"
  17. O-says "you do you, boo-boo"
  18. B-Any mention of Networking
  19. B-Reminds us that she is older than us (Tom might have something to say about this)
  20. G-Ironically claims something is trivial or obvious
  21. N-Reminds you of something she's good at, although you didn't ask
  22. I-Claims not to talk to anyone today, then starts talking to someone today
  23. B-Thinks one of her ideas will make a good fictional work
  24. G-mentions random walkers