Reminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Thinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Claimseverythingis rhetoricsays "youdo you,boo-boo"Claims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todaySays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Claimsshe iscrazyGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikAnymention ofNetworkingComplimentsDr. MannikmentionsrandomwalkersQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Starts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousSays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Mentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Reminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Thinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Claimseverythingis rhetoricsays "youdo you,boo-boo"Claims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todaySays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Claimsshe iscrazyGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikAnymention ofNetworkingComplimentsDr. MannikmentionsrandomwalkersQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Starts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousSays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Mentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"

The Christal-ism Crisis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-Reminds us that she is older than us (Tom might have something to say about this)
  2. B-Thinks one of her ideas will make a good fictional work
  3. O-Impersonating someone by lowering the pitch of her voice to give off an impression of stupidity
  4. O-Claims not to help David Pochik, but proceeds to help David Pochik
  5. I-Any mention of vessel "theory" (not really a theory)
  6. I-Claims everything is rhetoric
  7. O-says "you do you, boo-boo"
  8. I-Claims not to talk to anyone today, then starts talking to someone today
  9. B-Says "Algabredically" or "expodentially"
  10. B-Claims she is crazy
  11. G-Gets in an argument with David Pochik
  12. B-Any mention of Networking
  13. O-Compliments Dr. Mannik
  14. G-mentions random walkers
  15. N-Questions the validity of extremely-well established ideas in physics while supporting other ideas that are merely hypothetical at best.
  16. G-Starts doing some celebratory, hard-to-watch dancing
  17. G-Mentions something about her "Christal-isms"
  18. N-Reminds you of something she's good at, although you didn't ask
  19. N-Proceeds to have a discussion about Jiu Jitsu / MMA
  20. G-Ironically claims something is trivial or obvious
  21. N-Says something like "I'm so far down the 'I dont care route/road/whatever'"
  22. O-Mentions that her husband broke the pool again
  23. I-Reminisces her $60k / year job at AT&T
  24. I-Any mention of "white male privilege"