Thinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workClaimseverythingis rhetoricImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupiditysays "youdo you,boo-boo"Says something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"mentionsrandomwalkersComplimentsDr. MannikClaimsshe iscrazyClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Claims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayReminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Gets in anargumentwith DavidPochikStarts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Mentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Ironicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Mentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againAnymention ofNetworkingReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Thinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workClaimseverythingis rhetoricImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupiditysays "youdo you,boo-boo"Says something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"mentionsrandomwalkersComplimentsDr. MannikClaimsshe iscrazyClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Claims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayReminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Gets in anargumentwith DavidPochikStarts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Mentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Ironicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Mentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againAnymention ofNetworkingReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)

The Christal-ism Crisis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-Thinks one of her ideas will make a good fictional work
  2. I-Claims everything is rhetoric
  3. O-Impersonating someone by lowering the pitch of her voice to give off an impression of stupidity
  4. O-says "you do you, boo-boo"
  5. N-Says something like "I'm so far down the 'I dont care route/road/whatever'"
  6. G-mentions random walkers
  7. O-Compliments Dr. Mannik
  8. B-Claims she is crazy
  9. O-Claims not to help David Pochik, but proceeds to help David Pochik
  10. I-Any mention of "white male privilege"
  11. I-Claims not to talk to anyone today, then starts talking to someone today
  12. N-Reminds you of something she's good at, although you didn't ask
  13. I-Any mention of vessel "theory" (not really a theory)
  14. G-Gets in an argument with David Pochik
  15. G-Starts doing some celebratory, hard-to-watch dancing
  16. N-Proceeds to have a discussion about Jiu Jitsu / MMA
  17. N-Questions the validity of extremely-well established ideas in physics while supporting other ideas that are merely hypothetical at best.
  18. G-Mentions something about her "Christal-isms"
  19. G-Ironically claims something is trivial or obvious
  20. I-Reminisces her $60k / year job at AT&T
  21. B-Says "Algabredically" or "expodentially"
  22. O-Mentions that her husband broke the pool again
  23. B-Any mention of Networking
  24. B-Reminds us that she is older than us (Tom might have something to say about this)