Claimseverythingis rhetoricsays "youdo you,boo-boo"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Gets in anargumentwith DavidPochikAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Any mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Reminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Thinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAmentionsrandomwalkersImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Reminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousStarts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingClaims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayClaimsshe iscrazyMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Says something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Anymention ofNetworkingMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againComplimentsDr. MannikClaimseverythingis rhetoricsays "youdo you,boo-boo"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Gets in anargumentwith DavidPochikAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Any mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Reminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Thinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAmentionsrandomwalkersImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Reminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousStarts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingClaims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayClaimsshe iscrazyMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Says something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Anymention ofNetworkingMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againComplimentsDr. Mannik

The Christal-ism Crisis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-Claims everything is rhetoric
  2. O-says "you do you, boo-boo"
  3. N-Reminds you of something she's good at, although you didn't ask
  4. B-Says "Algabredically" or "expodentially"
  5. G-Gets in an argument with David Pochik
  6. I-Any mention of vessel "theory" (not really a theory)
  7. I-Any mention of "white male privilege"
  8. B-Reminds us that she is older than us (Tom might have something to say about this)
  9. B-Thinks one of her ideas will make a good fictional work
  10. N-Proceeds to have a discussion about Jiu Jitsu / MMA
  11. G-mentions random walkers
  12. O-Impersonating someone by lowering the pitch of her voice to give off an impression of stupidity
  13. N-Questions the validity of extremely-well established ideas in physics while supporting other ideas that are merely hypothetical at best.
  14. I-Reminisces her $60k / year job at AT&T
  15. O-Claims not to help David Pochik, but proceeds to help David Pochik
  16. G-Ironically claims something is trivial or obvious
  17. G-Starts doing some celebratory, hard-to-watch dancing
  18. I-Claims not to talk to anyone today, then starts talking to someone today
  19. B-Claims she is crazy
  20. G-Mentions something about her "Christal-isms"
  21. N-Says something like "I'm so far down the 'I dont care route/road/whatever'"
  22. B-Any mention of Networking
  23. O-Mentions that her husband broke the pool again
  24. O-Compliments Dr. Mannik