ComplimentsDr. MannikSays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Gets in anargumentwith DavidPochikAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Claimsshe iscrazyMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobvioussays "youdo you,boo-boo"Says"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Thinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Claims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"mentionsrandomwalkersProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAClaims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayAnymention ofNetworkingReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Reminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TClaimseverythingis rhetoricStarts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityComplimentsDr. MannikSays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Gets in anargumentwith DavidPochikAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Claimsshe iscrazyMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobvioussays "youdo you,boo-boo"Says"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Thinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workMentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Claims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"mentionsrandomwalkersProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAClaims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayAnymention ofNetworkingReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Reminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TClaimseverythingis rhetoricStarts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidity

The Christal-ism Crisis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Compliments Dr. Mannik
  2. N-Says something like "I'm so far down the 'I dont care route/road/whatever'"
  3. G-Gets in an argument with David Pochik
  4. I-Any mention of vessel "theory" (not really a theory)
  5. B-Claims she is crazy
  6. O-Mentions that her husband broke the pool again
  7. G-Ironically claims something is trivial or obvious
  8. O-says "you do you, boo-boo"
  9. B-Says "Algabredically" or "expodentially"
  10. B-Thinks one of her ideas will make a good fictional work
  11. G-Mentions something about her "Christal-isms"
  12. O-Claims not to help David Pochik, but proceeds to help David Pochik
  13. N-Questions the validity of extremely-well established ideas in physics while supporting other ideas that are merely hypothetical at best.
  14. N-Reminds you of something she's good at, although you didn't ask
  15. I-Any mention of "white male privilege"
  16. G-mentions random walkers
  17. N-Proceeds to have a discussion about Jiu Jitsu / MMA
  18. I-Claims not to talk to anyone today, then starts talking to someone today
  19. B-Any mention of Networking
  20. B-Reminds us that she is older than us (Tom might have something to say about this)
  21. I-Reminisces her $60k / year job at AT&T
  22. I-Claims everything is rhetoric
  23. G-Starts doing some celebratory, hard-to-watch dancing
  24. O-Impersonating someone by lowering the pitch of her voice to give off an impression of stupidity