Says something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Reminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)mentionsrandomwalkersReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againThinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAsays "youdo you,boo-boo"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askAnymention ofNetworkingSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Mentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Ironicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Impersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Questions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Starts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingClaimseverythingis rhetoricComplimentsDr. MannikClaims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikClaimsshe iscrazySays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Reminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)mentionsrandomwalkersReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againThinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAsays "youdo you,boo-boo"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askAnymention ofNetworkingSays"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Mentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Ironicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Impersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Questions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Starts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingClaimseverythingis rhetoricComplimentsDr. MannikClaims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikClaims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikClaimsshe iscrazy

The Christal-ism Crisis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Says something like "I'm so far down the 'I dont care route/road/whatever'"
  2. B-Reminds us that she is older than us (Tom might have something to say about this)
  3. G-mentions random walkers
  4. I-Reminisces her $60k / year job at AT&T
  5. O-Mentions that her husband broke the pool again
  6. B-Thinks one of her ideas will make a good fictional work
  7. N-Proceeds to have a discussion about Jiu Jitsu / MMA
  8. O-says "you do you, boo-boo"
  9. N-Reminds you of something she's good at, although you didn't ask
  10. B-Any mention of Networking
  11. B-Says "Algabredically" or "expodentially"
  12. G-Mentions something about her "Christal-isms"
  13. G-Ironically claims something is trivial or obvious
  14. I-Any mention of vessel "theory" (not really a theory)
  15. O-Impersonating someone by lowering the pitch of her voice to give off an impression of stupidity
  16. I-Any mention of "white male privilege"
  17. N-Questions the validity of extremely-well established ideas in physics while supporting other ideas that are merely hypothetical at best.
  18. G-Starts doing some celebratory, hard-to-watch dancing
  19. I-Claims everything is rhetoric
  20. O-Compliments Dr. Mannik
  21. I-Claims not to talk to anyone today, then starts talking to someone today
  22. G-Gets in an argument with David Pochik
  23. O-Claims not to help David Pochik, but proceeds to help David Pochik
  24. B-Claims she is crazy