Claimsshe iscrazySays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Says"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Claimseverythingis rhetoricReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TThinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workStarts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Anymention ofNetworkingIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Claims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayComplimentsDr. MannikReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Claims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikmentionsrandomwalkersGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againsays "youdo you,boo-boo"Mentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"Claimsshe iscrazySays something like"I'm so far down the 'Idont careroute/road/whatever'"Reminds youof somethingshe's goodat, althoughyou didn't askAny mentionof "whitemaleprivilege"Says"Algabredically"or"expodentially"Claimseverythingis rhetoricReminiscesher $60k /year job atAT&TThinks oneof her ideaswill make agoodfictional workStarts doingsomecelebratory,hard-to-watchdancingImpersonatingsomeone bylowering the pitchof her voice to giveoff an impressionof stupidityAny mentionof vessel"theory" (notreally atheory)Anymention ofNetworkingIronicallyclaimssomething istrivial orobviousQuestions the validityof extremely-wellestablished ideas inphysics whilesupporting otherideas that are merelyhypothetical at best.Claims not totalk to anyonetoday, thenstarts talking tosomeone todayComplimentsDr. MannikReminds us thatshe is older thanus (Tom mighthave somethingto say aboutthis)Claims not tohelp DavidPochik, butproceeds tohelp DavidPochikmentionsrandomwalkersGets in anargumentwith DavidPochikProceeds tohave adiscussionabout JiuJitsu / MMAMentionsthat herhusbandbroke thepool againsays "youdo you,boo-boo"Mentionssomethingabout her"Christal-isms"

The Christal-ism Crisis - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-Claims she is crazy
  2. N-Says something like "I'm so far down the 'I dont care route/road/whatever'"
  3. N-Reminds you of something she's good at, although you didn't ask
  4. I-Any mention of "white male privilege"
  5. B-Says "Algabredically" or "expodentially"
  6. I-Claims everything is rhetoric
  7. I-Reminisces her $60k / year job at AT&T
  8. B-Thinks one of her ideas will make a good fictional work
  9. G-Starts doing some celebratory, hard-to-watch dancing
  10. O-Impersonating someone by lowering the pitch of her voice to give off an impression of stupidity
  11. I-Any mention of vessel "theory" (not really a theory)
  12. B-Any mention of Networking
  13. G-Ironically claims something is trivial or obvious
  14. N-Questions the validity of extremely-well established ideas in physics while supporting other ideas that are merely hypothetical at best.
  15. I-Claims not to talk to anyone today, then starts talking to someone today
  16. O-Compliments Dr. Mannik
  17. B-Reminds us that she is older than us (Tom might have something to say about this)
  18. O-Claims not to help David Pochik, but proceeds to help David Pochik
  19. G-mentions random walkers
  20. G-Gets in an argument with David Pochik
  21. N-Proceeds to have a discussion about Jiu Jitsu / MMA
  22. O-Mentions that her husband broke the pool again
  23. O-says "you do you, boo-boo"
  24. G-Mentions something about her "Christal-isms"