We solvea problemwithviolenceSession isover 50%combat"Rolla...""No."Player getsan NPC tocontrol in afightPun(withgroans)"Ourgreatestweakness:two choices"Someonethreatens tokick someoneout of/leavethe video call"Roll ad100."Somethinggets postedin #party-memesDon'tstart until7pmLoganputs herhead offscreenDying isfirstmention ofbeing hurtInappropriatelaughterWrongtoken/notoken forinitiativeSomeonemakes areference thatonly half thegroup getsWe treat anNPC nicerthan ourpartymembers"The dicejust saysno."Forgot to puton/take offadvantage/disadvantageYellingat theDMThere'stwo ofsomeone.Spend 15minutes on apuzzle thatisn't apuzzle.Age gapsbecomesclearTries to dosomethingfrom anothercharacter"How dothey look?""They lookreally bad."Somethinggets postedin the#quoteschannelSomeoneis droppedfrom thevideo callGet backfrom break,take another10 minutesto talkWe call anNPC asimilar namewhich is notcorrect."What didyou put inthechat..."Baileydives offscreenForgetsabout apassiveeffect orability"How doyou wantto dothis?"MadnesseffectRoguegets over30 on acheckNo oneknowswhat we'redoingCaptionsare wildlyincorrectNat 1 butrollingwithadvantageRolling forthe wrongcharacterCharacterleast qualifiedto do a taskdoes thetask.Roll20hatesMarkConfusedby Roll20mathNat 20 butrollingdisadvantageWe solvea problemwithoutviolenceSessionhas nocombatBadcharacterchoice, goodplayerchoice."I'll be alittle late,I'm gettingfood"Forgets anNPC issupposed tobe in a fightPCgoesdownCalls acharacterthe wrongnameSomeonetries talkingwhile mutedSpendover 15minutes ona puzzlePun(ignored)Mark's charactercalls someonesomething theydon't want to becalled"How dothey look?""They lookfine."Uses aspellincorrectly"Wheredid youpostthat??""I do this.No, mycharacterwouldn't dothat."Unintentionallyperfectcomedic timing"I'llmake amacro."We wildlymispronouncea name.Rightname,wrongNPC.Pun(laughter)Someonehas an irlanimal3 Nat 20sby oneperson inone nightUselesslesbiansSomeonecan't stoplaughingCharactersayssomethingsad like it'sno big deal.We solvea problemwithviolenceSession isover 50%combat"Rolla...""No."Player getsan NPC tocontrol in afightPun(withgroans)"Ourgreatestweakness:two choices"Someonethreatens tokick someoneout of/leavethe video call"Roll ad100."Somethinggets postedin #party-memesDon'tstart until7pmLoganputs herhead offscreenDying isfirstmention ofbeing hurtInappropriatelaughterWrongtoken/notoken forinitiativeSomeonemakes areference thatonly half thegroup getsWe treat anNPC nicerthan ourpartymembers"The dicejust saysno."Forgot to puton/take offadvantage/disadvantageYellingat theDMThere'stwo ofsomeone.Spend 15minutes on apuzzle thatisn't apuzzle.Age gapsbecomesclearTries to dosomethingfrom anothercharacter"How dothey look?""They lookreally bad."Somethinggets postedin the#quoteschannelSomeoneis droppedfrom thevideo callGet backfrom break,take another10 minutesto talkWe call anNPC asimilar namewhich is notcorrect."What didyou put inthechat..."Baileydives offscreenForgetsabout apassiveeffect orability"How doyou wantto dothis?"MadnesseffectRoguegets over30 on acheckNo oneknowswhat we'redoingCaptionsare wildlyincorrectNat 1 butrollingwithadvantageRolling forthe wrongcharacterCharacterleast qualifiedto do a taskdoes thetask.Roll20hatesMarkConfusedby Roll20mathNat 20 butrollingdisadvantageWe solvea problemwithoutviolenceSessionhas nocombatBadcharacterchoice, goodplayerchoice."I'll be alittle late,I'm gettingfood"Forgets anNPC issupposed tobe in a fightPCgoesdownCalls acharacterthe wrongnameSomeonetries talkingwhile mutedSpendover 15minutes ona puzzlePun(ignored)Mark's charactercalls someonesomething theydon't want to becalled"How dothey look?""They lookfine."Uses aspellincorrectly"Wheredid youpostthat??""I do this.No, mycharacterwouldn't dothat."Unintentionallyperfectcomedic timing"I'llmake amacro."We wildlymispronouncea name.Rightname,wrongNPC.Pun(laughter)Someonehas an irlanimal3 Nat 20sby oneperson inone nightUselesslesbiansSomeonecan't stoplaughingCharactersayssomethingsad like it'sno big deal.

We're Going to Heck, Kids - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. We solve a problem with violence
  2. Session is over 50% combat
  3. "Roll a..." "No."
  4. Player gets an NPC to control in a fight
  5. Pun (with groans)
  6. "Our greatest weakness: two choices"
  7. Someone threatens to kick someone out of/leave the video call
  8. "Roll a d100."
  9. Something gets posted in #party-memes
  10. Don't start until 7pm
  11. Logan puts her head off screen
  12. Dying is first mention of being hurt
  13. Inappropriate laughter
  14. Wrong token/no token for initiative
  15. Someone makes a reference that only half the group gets
  16. We treat an NPC nicer than our party members
  17. "The dice just says no."
  18. Forgot to put on/take off advantage/ disadvantage
  19. Yelling at the DM
  20. There's two of someone.
  21. Spend 15 minutes on a puzzle that isn't a puzzle.
  22. Age gaps becomes clear
  23. Tries to do something from another character
  24. "How do they look?" "They look really bad."
  25. Something gets posted in the #quotes channel
  26. Someone is dropped from the video call
  27. Get back from break, take another 10 minutes to talk
  28. We call an NPC a similar name which is not correct.
  29. "What did you put in the chat..."
  30. Bailey dives off screen
  31. Forgets about a passive effect or ability
  32. "How do you want to do this?"
  33. Madness effect
  34. Rogue gets over 30 on a check
  35. No one knows what we're doing
  36. Captions are wildly incorrect
  37. Nat 1 but rolling with advantage
  38. Rolling for the wrong character
  39. Character least qualified to do a task does the task.
  40. Roll20 hates Mark
  41. Confused by Roll20 math
  42. Nat 20 but rolling disadvantage
  43. We solve a problem without violence
  44. Session has no combat
  45. Bad character choice, good player choice.
  46. "I'll be a little late, I'm getting food"
  47. Forgets an NPC is supposed to be in a fight
  48. PC goes down
  49. Calls a character the wrong name
  50. Someone tries talking while muted
  51. Spend over 15 minutes on a puzzle
  52. Pun (ignored)
  53. Mark's character calls someone something they don't want to be called
  54. "How do they look?" "They look fine."
  55. Uses a spell incorrectly
  56. "Where did you post that??"
  57. "I do this. No, my character wouldn't do that."
  58. Unintentionally perfect comedic timing
  59. "I'll make a macro."
  60. We wildly mispronounce a name.
  61. Right name, wrong NPC.
  62. Pun (laughter)
  63. Someone has an irl animal
  64. 3 Nat 20s by one person in one night
  65. Useless lesbians
  66. Someone can't stop laughing
  67. Character says something sad like it's no big deal.