Rightname,wrongNPC.Characterleast qualifiedto do a taskdoes thetask."I do this.No, mycharacterwouldn't dothat.""The dicejust saysno.""What didyou put inthechat..."MadnesseffectWe solvea problemwithviolenceForgetsabout apassiveeffect orabilityForgets anNPC issupposed tobe in a fightDying isfirstmention ofbeing hurt"How doyou wantto dothis?"Charactersayssomethingsad like it'sno big deal.Spendover 15minutes ona puzzle"Ourgreatestweakness:two choices"Roll20hatesMarkWe treat anNPC nicerthan ourpartymembers"Wheredid youpostthat??"Confusedby Roll20mathPCgoesdownNo oneknowswhat we'redoingSomeonemakes areference thatonly half thegroup getsSomeoneis droppedfrom thevideo call"How dothey look?""They lookreally bad."There'stwo ofsomeone.Baileydives offscreenForgot to puton/take offadvantage/disadvantageBadcharacterchoice, goodplayerchoice.Somethinggets postedin the#quoteschannelNat 20 butrollingdisadvantage"I'll be alittle late,I'm gettingfood"Captionsare wildlyincorrectRolling forthe wrongcharacterInappropriatelaughterNat 1 butrollingwithadvantageTries to dosomethingfrom anothercharacterSomeonecan't stoplaughing3 Nat 20sby oneperson inone nightAge gapsbecomesclearGet backfrom break,take another10 minutesto talk"Rolla...""No.""How dothey look?""They lookfine."We wildlymispronouncea name.Pun(laughter)Uses aspellincorrectlyWe call anNPC asimilar namewhich is notcorrect.Someonethreatens tokick someoneout of/leavethe video call"Roll ad100."Mark's charactercalls someonesomething theydon't want to becalledWrongtoken/notoken forinitiativePun(withgroans)Don'tstart until7pmUselesslesbiansSpend 15minutes on apuzzle thatisn't apuzzle.Unintentionallyperfectcomedic timing"I'llmake amacro."Loganputs herhead offscreenWe solvea problemwithoutviolenceSession isover 50%combatPun(ignored)Somethinggets postedin #party-memesSomeonehas an irlanimalRoguegets over30 on acheckYellingat theDMSessionhas nocombatSomeonetries talkingwhile mutedPlayer getsan NPC tocontrol in afightCalls acharacterthe wrongnameRightname,wrongNPC.Characterleast qualifiedto do a taskdoes thetask."I do this.No, mycharacterwouldn't dothat.""The dicejust saysno.""What didyou put inthechat..."MadnesseffectWe solvea problemwithviolenceForgetsabout apassiveeffect orabilityForgets anNPC issupposed tobe in a fightDying isfirstmention ofbeing hurt"How doyou wantto dothis?"Charactersayssomethingsad like it'sno big deal.Spendover 15minutes ona puzzle"Ourgreatestweakness:two choices"Roll20hatesMarkWe treat anNPC nicerthan ourpartymembers"Wheredid youpostthat??"Confusedby Roll20mathPCgoesdownNo oneknowswhat we'redoingSomeonemakes areference thatonly half thegroup getsSomeoneis droppedfrom thevideo call"How dothey look?""They lookreally bad."There'stwo ofsomeone.Baileydives offscreenForgot to puton/take offadvantage/disadvantageBadcharacterchoice, goodplayerchoice.Somethinggets postedin the#quoteschannelNat 20 butrollingdisadvantage"I'll be alittle late,I'm gettingfood"Captionsare wildlyincorrectRolling forthe wrongcharacterInappropriatelaughterNat 1 butrollingwithadvantageTries to dosomethingfrom anothercharacterSomeonecan't stoplaughing3 Nat 20sby oneperson inone nightAge gapsbecomesclearGet backfrom break,take another10 minutesto talk"Rolla...""No.""How dothey look?""They lookfine."We wildlymispronouncea name.Pun(laughter)Uses aspellincorrectlyWe call anNPC asimilar namewhich is notcorrect.Someonethreatens tokick someoneout of/leavethe video call"Roll ad100."Mark's charactercalls someonesomething theydon't want to becalledWrongtoken/notoken forinitiativePun(withgroans)Don'tstart until7pmUselesslesbiansSpend 15minutes on apuzzle thatisn't apuzzle.Unintentionallyperfectcomedic timing"I'llmake amacro."Loganputs herhead offscreenWe solvea problemwithoutviolenceSession isover 50%combatPun(ignored)Somethinggets postedin #party-memesSomeonehas an irlanimalRoguegets over30 on acheckYellingat theDMSessionhas nocombatSomeonetries talkingwhile mutedPlayer getsan NPC tocontrol in afightCalls acharacterthe wrongname

We're Going to Heck, Kids - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Right name, wrong NPC.
  2. Character least qualified to do a task does the task.
  3. "I do this. No, my character wouldn't do that."
  4. "The dice just says no."
  5. "What did you put in the chat..."
  6. Madness effect
  7. We solve a problem with violence
  8. Forgets about a passive effect or ability
  9. Forgets an NPC is supposed to be in a fight
  10. Dying is first mention of being hurt
  11. "How do you want to do this?"
  12. Character says something sad like it's no big deal.
  13. Spend over 15 minutes on a puzzle
  14. "Our greatest weakness: two choices"
  15. Roll20 hates Mark
  16. We treat an NPC nicer than our party members
  17. "Where did you post that??"
  18. Confused by Roll20 math
  19. PC goes down
  20. No one knows what we're doing
  21. Someone makes a reference that only half the group gets
  22. Someone is dropped from the video call
  23. "How do they look?" "They look really bad."
  24. There's two of someone.
  25. Bailey dives off screen
  26. Forgot to put on/take off advantage/ disadvantage
  27. Bad character choice, good player choice.
  28. Something gets posted in the #quotes channel
  29. Nat 20 but rolling disadvantage
  30. "I'll be a little late, I'm getting food"
  31. Captions are wildly incorrect
  32. Rolling for the wrong character
  33. Inappropriate laughter
  34. Nat 1 but rolling with advantage
  35. Tries to do something from another character
  36. Someone can't stop laughing
  37. 3 Nat 20s by one person in one night
  38. Age gaps becomes clear
  39. Get back from break, take another 10 minutes to talk
  40. "Roll a..." "No."
  41. "How do they look?" "They look fine."
  42. We wildly mispronounce a name.
  43. Pun (laughter)
  44. Uses a spell incorrectly
  45. We call an NPC a similar name which is not correct.
  46. Someone threatens to kick someone out of/leave the video call
  47. "Roll a d100."
  48. Mark's character calls someone something they don't want to be called
  49. Wrong token/no token for initiative
  50. Pun (with groans)
  51. Don't start until 7pm
  52. Useless lesbians
  53. Spend 15 minutes on a puzzle that isn't a puzzle.
  54. Unintentionally perfect comedic timing
  55. "I'll make a macro."
  56. Logan puts her head off screen
  57. We solve a problem without violence
  58. Session is over 50% combat
  59. Pun (ignored)
  60. Something gets posted in #party-memes
  61. Someone has an irl animal
  62. Rogue gets over 30 on a check
  63. Yelling at the DM
  64. Session has no combat
  65. Someone tries talking while muted
  66. Player gets an NPC to control in a fight
  67. Calls a character the wrong name