"I'llmake amacro."Unintentionallyperfectcomedic timingWe treat anNPC nicerthan ourpartymembersWe solvea problemwithoutviolenceYellingat theDM"How dothey look?""They lookreally bad."We solvea problemwithviolence"I'll be alittle late,I'm gettingfood"Pun(ignored)Someonecan't stoplaughingRoll20hatesMarkCalls acharacterthe wrongname"Wheredid youpostthat??"Captionsare wildlyincorrectWe call anNPC asimilar namewhich is notcorrect.Sessionhas nocombatWrongtoken/notoken forinitiativeSomeoneis droppedfrom thevideo call"Rolla...""No."UselesslesbiansAge gapsbecomesclear"How doyou wantto dothis?"Dying isfirstmention ofbeing hurtRightname,wrongNPC.Nat 1 butrollingwithadvantageSomeonetries talkingwhile mutedSpendover 15minutes ona puzzle"The dicejust saysno."No oneknowswhat we'redoingDon'tstart until7pmNat 20 butrollingdisadvantagePun(withgroans)Forgetsabout apassiveeffect orabilityMark's charactercalls someonesomething theydon't want to becalledUses aspellincorrectly"I do this.No, mycharacterwouldn't dothat."PCgoesdownInappropriatelaughterLoganputs herhead offscreenThere'stwo ofsomeone.Someonethreatens tokick someoneout of/leavethe video callSomethinggets postedin #party-memesRoguegets over30 on acheck3 Nat 20sby oneperson inone nightForgot to puton/take offadvantage/disadvantageTries to dosomethingfrom anothercharacterBaileydives offscreenWe wildlymispronouncea name.Forgets anNPC issupposed tobe in a fightSomeonemakes areference thatonly half thegroup getsBadcharacterchoice, goodplayerchoice.Spend 15minutes on apuzzle thatisn't apuzzle."What didyou put inthechat..."Pun(laughter)"Roll ad100."Get backfrom break,take another10 minutesto talkConfusedby Roll20mathMadnesseffectSomethinggets postedin the#quoteschannel"Ourgreatestweakness:two choices"Session isover 50%combatRolling forthe wrongcharacterCharactersayssomethingsad like it'sno big deal."How dothey look?""They lookfine."Player getsan NPC tocontrol in afightSomeonehas an irlanimalCharacterleast qualifiedto do a taskdoes thetask."I'llmake amacro."Unintentionallyperfectcomedic timingWe treat anNPC nicerthan ourpartymembersWe solvea problemwithoutviolenceYellingat theDM"How dothey look?""They lookreally bad."We solvea problemwithviolence"I'll be alittle late,I'm gettingfood"Pun(ignored)Someonecan't stoplaughingRoll20hatesMarkCalls acharacterthe wrongname"Wheredid youpostthat??"Captionsare wildlyincorrectWe call anNPC asimilar namewhich is notcorrect.Sessionhas nocombatWrongtoken/notoken forinitiativeSomeoneis droppedfrom thevideo call"Rolla...""No."UselesslesbiansAge gapsbecomesclear"How doyou wantto dothis?"Dying isfirstmention ofbeing hurtRightname,wrongNPC.Nat 1 butrollingwithadvantageSomeonetries talkingwhile mutedSpendover 15minutes ona puzzle"The dicejust saysno."No oneknowswhat we'redoingDon'tstart until7pmNat 20 butrollingdisadvantagePun(withgroans)Forgetsabout apassiveeffect orabilityMark's charactercalls someonesomething theydon't want to becalledUses aspellincorrectly"I do this.No, mycharacterwouldn't dothat."PCgoesdownInappropriatelaughterLoganputs herhead offscreenThere'stwo ofsomeone.Someonethreatens tokick someoneout of/leavethe video callSomethinggets postedin #party-memesRoguegets over30 on acheck3 Nat 20sby oneperson inone nightForgot to puton/take offadvantage/disadvantageTries to dosomethingfrom anothercharacterBaileydives offscreenWe wildlymispronouncea name.Forgets anNPC issupposed tobe in a fightSomeonemakes areference thatonly half thegroup getsBadcharacterchoice, goodplayerchoice.Spend 15minutes on apuzzle thatisn't apuzzle."What didyou put inthechat..."Pun(laughter)"Roll ad100."Get backfrom break,take another10 minutesto talkConfusedby Roll20mathMadnesseffectSomethinggets postedin the#quoteschannel"Ourgreatestweakness:two choices"Session isover 50%combatRolling forthe wrongcharacterCharactersayssomethingsad like it'sno big deal."How dothey look?""They lookfine."Player getsan NPC tocontrol in afightSomeonehas an irlanimalCharacterleast qualifiedto do a taskdoes thetask.

We're Going to Heck, Kids - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I'll make a macro."
  2. Unintentionally perfect comedic timing
  3. We treat an NPC nicer than our party members
  4. We solve a problem without violence
  5. Yelling at the DM
  6. "How do they look?" "They look really bad."
  7. We solve a problem with violence
  8. "I'll be a little late, I'm getting food"
  9. Pun (ignored)
  10. Someone can't stop laughing
  11. Roll20 hates Mark
  12. Calls a character the wrong name
  13. "Where did you post that??"
  14. Captions are wildly incorrect
  15. We call an NPC a similar name which is not correct.
  16. Session has no combat
  17. Wrong token/no token for initiative
  18. Someone is dropped from the video call
  19. "Roll a..." "No."
  20. Useless lesbians
  21. Age gaps becomes clear
  22. "How do you want to do this?"
  23. Dying is first mention of being hurt
  24. Right name, wrong NPC.
  25. Nat 1 but rolling with advantage
  26. Someone tries talking while muted
  27. Spend over 15 minutes on a puzzle
  28. "The dice just says no."
  29. No one knows what we're doing
  30. Don't start until 7pm
  31. Nat 20 but rolling disadvantage
  32. Pun (with groans)
  33. Forgets about a passive effect or ability
  34. Mark's character calls someone something they don't want to be called
  35. Uses a spell incorrectly
  36. "I do this. No, my character wouldn't do that."
  37. PC goes down
  38. Inappropriate laughter
  39. Logan puts her head off screen
  40. There's two of someone.
  41. Someone threatens to kick someone out of/leave the video call
  42. Something gets posted in #party-memes
  43. Rogue gets over 30 on a check
  44. 3 Nat 20s by one person in one night
  45. Forgot to put on/take off advantage/ disadvantage
  46. Tries to do something from another character
  47. Bailey dives off screen
  48. We wildly mispronounce a name.
  49. Forgets an NPC is supposed to be in a fight
  50. Someone makes a reference that only half the group gets
  51. Bad character choice, good player choice.
  52. Spend 15 minutes on a puzzle that isn't a puzzle.
  53. "What did you put in the chat..."
  54. Pun (laughter)
  55. "Roll a d100."
  56. Get back from break, take another 10 minutes to talk
  57. Confused by Roll20 math
  58. Madness effect
  59. Something gets posted in the #quotes channel
  60. "Our greatest weakness: two choices"
  61. Session is over 50% combat
  62. Rolling for the wrong character
  63. Character says something sad like it's no big deal.
  64. "How do they look?" "They look fine."
  65. Player gets an NPC to control in a fight
  66. Someone has an irl animal
  67. Character least qualified to do a task does the task.