"That wasfreakingwhack"He's mad atus for evensuggesting itAsks for timeto "processhis thoughts"He doesn't stoptalking about it formonths, and getsupset when peoplearen't on the samelevel of passion ashimDoesn'tget itHe loves itbut pointsout a fewissues"That wasLITERALLY theGospel! No! That wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it readyour freaking bible"LooksaroundconfusedRescindseverythinghe has saidabout DarrenAronofskyImmediateReactionHe creates along extensiveFacebook postabout it the nightafter watching itSpendsweeksresearchingevery detailHatesitTransfixedthe entiretimeHe buysmothermerch"If DarrenAronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea..." ComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieGruntswheneversomethinghappens"oh.Oh no.Oooh noo.WooooooW"IsindifferentWhilewatching  Asks topause itbecause hehas to pee"I don'tget it""That wasfreakingwhack"He's mad atus for evensuggesting itAsks for timeto "processhis thoughts"He doesn't stoptalking about it formonths, and getsupset when peoplearen't on the samelevel of passion ashimDoesn'tget itHe loves itbut pointsout a fewissues"That wasLITERALLY theGospel! No! That wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it readyour freaking bible"LooksaroundconfusedRescindseverythinghe has saidabout DarrenAronofskyImmediateReactionHe creates along extensiveFacebook postabout it the nightafter watching itSpendsweeksresearchingevery detailHatesitTransfixedthe entiretimeHe buysmothermerch"If DarrenAronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea..." ComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieGruntswheneversomethinghappens"oh.Oh no.Oooh noo.WooooooW"IsindifferentWhilewatching  Asks topause itbecause hehas to pee"I don'tget it"

Randall Watches Mother - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "That was freaking whack"
  2. He's mad at us for even suggesting it
  3. Asks for time to "process his thoughts"
  4. He doesn't stop talking about it for months, and gets upset when people aren't on the same level of passion as him
  5. Doesn't get it
  6. He loves it but points out a few issues
  7. "That was LITERALLY the Gospel! No! That was ACTUALLY the Gospel. You don't get it read your freaking bible"
  8. Looks around confused
  9. Rescinds everything he has said about Darren Aronofsky
  10. Immediate Reaction
  11. He creates a long extensive Facebook post about it the night after watching it
  12. Spends weeks researching every detail
  13. Hates it
  14. Transfixed the entire time
  15. He buys mother merch
  16. "If Darren Aronofsky just knew Jesus...oh man you have no idea..."
  17. Complains about Jennifer Lawrence
  18. Adores it and it becomes his new favorite movie
  19. Grunts whenever something happens
  20. "oh. Oh no. Oooh noo. WooooooW"
  21. Is indifferent
  22. While watching
  23. Asks to pause it because he has to pee
  24. "I don't get it"