"That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."CrieswhilewatchingComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceHe buysmother!merch"I don'tget it""That wasfreakingwhack"HatesitKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits roll"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow."Asks fortime toprocess histhoughtsHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isNitpicks afew of hisissuesHe creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to peeGruntswheneversomethingbad happensIsindifferentAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieStaystransfixedthe entiretimeLooksaroundconfused"If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea.""That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."CrieswhilewatchingComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceHe buysmother!merch"I don'tget it""That wasfreakingwhack"HatesitKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits roll"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow."Asks fortime toprocess histhoughtsHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isNitpicks afew of hisissuesHe creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to peeGruntswheneversomethingbad happensIsindifferentAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieStaystransfixedthe entiretimeLooksaroundconfused"If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea."

Randall Watches Mother - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "That was LITERALLY the Gospel. No, that was ACTUALLY the Gospel. You don't get it you need to read your freaking Bible."
  2. Cries while watching
  3. Complains about Jennifer Lawrence
  4. He buys mother! merch
  5. "I don't get it"
  6. "That was freaking whack"
  7. Hates it
  8. Keeps a confused face for extended periods of time
  9. Spends weeks researching details
  10. He gets mad at us for even suggesting it
  11. Complains about Darren Aaronofsky
  12. Stands up and applauds when the credits roll
  13. "Oh. Oh no. Oh. Oh woooooow."
  14. Asks for time to process his thoughts
  15. He doesn't stop talking about it, and gets upset when people don't understand or aren't on the same level of passion as he is
  16. Nitpicks a few of his issues
  17. He creates a long, extensive Facebook post about it the night after watching it
  18. Asks to pause it halfway through because he has to pee
  19. Grunts whenever something bad happens
  20. Is indifferent
  21. Adores it and it becomes his new favorite movie
  22. Stays transfixed the entire time
  23. Looks around confused
  24. "If Darren Aaronofsky just knew Jesus...oh man you have no idea."