Crieswhilewatching"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow."He creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isHatesitGruntswheneversomethingbad happensNitpicks afew of hisissuesIsindifferentSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovie"I don'tget it""If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea."He buysmother!merchStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits rollHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itLooksaroundconfusedAsks fortime toprocess histhoughtsStaystransfixedthe entiretimeAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to pee"That wasfreakingwhack""That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."Crieswhilewatching"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow."He creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isHatesitGruntswheneversomethingbad happensNitpicks afew of hisissuesIsindifferentSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovie"I don'tget it""If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea."He buysmother!merchStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits rollHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itLooksaroundconfusedAsks fortime toprocess histhoughtsStaystransfixedthe entiretimeAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to pee"That wasfreakingwhack""That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."

Randall Watches Mother - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Cries while watching
  2. "Oh. Oh no. Oh. Oh woooooow."
  3. He creates a long, extensive Facebook post about it the night after watching it
  4. Complains about Darren Aaronofsky
  5. Keeps a confused face for extended periods of time
  6. Complains about Jennifer Lawrence
  7. He doesn't stop talking about it, and gets upset when people don't understand or aren't on the same level of passion as he is
  8. Hates it
  9. Grunts whenever something bad happens
  10. Nitpicks a few of his issues
  11. Is indifferent
  12. Spends weeks researching details
  13. Adores it and it becomes his new favorite movie
  14. "I don't get it"
  15. "If Darren Aaronofsky just knew Jesus...oh man you have no idea."
  16. He buys mother! merch
  17. Stands up and applauds when the credits roll
  18. He gets mad at us for even suggesting it
  19. Looks around confused
  20. Asks for time to process his thoughts
  21. Stays transfixed the entire time
  22. Asks to pause it halfway through because he has to pee
  23. "That was freaking whack"
  24. "That was LITERALLY the Gospel. No, that was ACTUALLY the Gospel. You don't get it you need to read your freaking Bible."