"If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea.""That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."Adores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits rollLooksaroundconfused"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow."Staystransfixedthe entiretimeAsks fortime toprocess histhoughts"I don'tget it"SpendsweeksresearchingdetailsHatesitIsindifferentNitpicks afew of hisissuesHe buysmother!merchAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to peeGruntswheneversomethingbad happensHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyHe creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching it"That wasfreakingwhack"He getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceCrieswhilewatching"If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea.""That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."Adores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits rollLooksaroundconfused"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow."Staystransfixedthe entiretimeAsks fortime toprocess histhoughts"I don'tget it"SpendsweeksresearchingdetailsHatesitIsindifferentNitpicks afew of hisissuesHe buysmother!merchAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to peeGruntswheneversomethingbad happensHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyHe creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching it"That wasfreakingwhack"He getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceCrieswhilewatching

Randall Watches Mother - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "If Darren Aaronofsky just knew Jesus...oh man you have no idea."
  2. "That was LITERALLY the Gospel. No, that was ACTUALLY the Gospel. You don't get it you need to read your freaking Bible."
  3. Adores it and it becomes his new favorite movie
  4. Stands up and applauds when the credits roll
  5. Looks around confused
  6. "Oh. Oh no. Oh. Oh woooooow."
  7. Stays transfixed the entire time
  8. Asks for time to process his thoughts
  9. "I don't get it"
  10. Spends weeks researching details
  11. Hates it
  12. Is indifferent
  13. Nitpicks a few of his issues
  14. He buys mother! merch
  15. Asks to pause it halfway through because he has to pee
  16. Grunts whenever something bad happens
  17. He doesn't stop talking about it, and gets upset when people don't understand or aren't on the same level of passion as he is
  18. Complains about Darren Aaronofsky
  19. He creates a long, extensive Facebook post about it the night after watching it
  20. "That was freaking whack"
  21. He gets mad at us for even suggesting it
  22. Keeps a confused face for extended periods of time
  23. Complains about Jennifer Lawrence
  24. Cries while watching