HatesitStaystransfixedthe entiretimeAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to peeComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceGruntswheneversomethingbad happensNitpicks afew of hisissues"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow.""That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible.""If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea."Adores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieAsks fortime toprocess histhoughtsSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsCrieswhilewatchingStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits roll"That wasfreakingwhack"He creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofsky"I don'tget it"He getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itHe buysmother!merchIsindifferentKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isLooksaroundconfusedHatesitStaystransfixedthe entiretimeAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to peeComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceGruntswheneversomethingbad happensNitpicks afew of hisissues"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow.""That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible.""If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea."Adores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieAsks fortime toprocess histhoughtsSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsCrieswhilewatchingStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits roll"That wasfreakingwhack"He creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofsky"I don'tget it"He getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itHe buysmother!merchIsindifferentKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isLooksaroundconfused

Randall Watches Mother - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Hates it
  2. Stays transfixed the entire time
  3. Asks to pause it halfway through because he has to pee
  4. Complains about Jennifer Lawrence
  5. Grunts whenever something bad happens
  6. Nitpicks a few of his issues
  7. "Oh. Oh no. Oh. Oh woooooow."
  8. "That was LITERALLY the Gospel. No, that was ACTUALLY the Gospel. You don't get it you need to read your freaking Bible."
  9. "If Darren Aaronofsky just knew Jesus...oh man you have no idea."
  10. Adores it and it becomes his new favorite movie
  11. Asks for time to process his thoughts
  12. Spends weeks researching details
  13. Cries while watching
  14. Stands up and applauds when the credits roll
  15. "That was freaking whack"
  16. He creates a long, extensive Facebook post about it the night after watching it
  17. Complains about Darren Aaronofsky
  18. "I don't get it"
  19. He gets mad at us for even suggesting it
  20. He buys mother! merch
  21. Is indifferent
  22. Keeps a confused face for extended periods of time
  23. He doesn't stop talking about it, and gets upset when people don't understand or aren't on the same level of passion as he is
  24. Looks around confused