Nitpicks afew of hisissuesAsks fortime toprocess histhoughtsHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isHe creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsHatesit"If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea.""I don'tget it"Stands upandapplaudswhen thecredits rollComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeGruntswheneversomethingbad happensHe buysmother!merchComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyLooksaroundconfused"That wasfreakingwhack"Asks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to peeHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itStaystransfixedthe entiretimeIsindifferentAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovie"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow.""That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."CrieswhilewatchingNitpicks afew of hisissuesAsks fortime toprocess histhoughtsHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isHe creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsHatesit"If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea.""I don'tget it"Stands upandapplaudswhen thecredits rollComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeGruntswheneversomethingbad happensHe buysmother!merchComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyLooksaroundconfused"That wasfreakingwhack"Asks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to peeHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itStaystransfixedthe entiretimeIsindifferentAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovie"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow.""That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."Crieswhilewatching

Randall Watches Mother - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Nitpicks a few of his issues
  2. Asks for time to process his thoughts
  3. He doesn't stop talking about it, and gets upset when people don't understand or aren't on the same level of passion as he is
  4. He creates a long, extensive Facebook post about it the night after watching it
  5. Spends weeks researching details
  6. Hates it
  7. "If Darren Aaronofsky just knew Jesus...oh man you have no idea."
  8. "I don't get it"
  9. Stands up and applauds when the credits roll
  10. Complains about Jennifer Lawrence
  11. Keeps a confused face for extended periods of time
  12. Grunts whenever something bad happens
  13. He buys mother! merch
  14. Complains about Darren Aaronofsky
  15. Looks around confused
  16. "That was freaking whack"
  17. Asks to pause it halfway through because he has to pee
  18. He gets mad at us for even suggesting it
  19. Stays transfixed the entire time
  20. Is indifferent
  21. Adores it and it becomes his new favorite movie
  22. "Oh. Oh no. Oh. Oh woooooow."
  23. "That was LITERALLY the Gospel. No, that was ACTUALLY the Gospel. You don't get it you need to read your freaking Bible."
  24. Cries while watching