He creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeIsindifferent"If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea."ComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyStaystransfixedthe entiretimeHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting it"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow."He buysmother!merch"That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."ComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieGruntswheneversomethingbad happensNitpicks afew of hisissues"I don'tget it"He doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isCrieswhilewatchingAsks fortime toprocess histhoughtsHatesitSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits rollAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to peeLooksaroundconfused"That wasfreakingwhack"He creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeIsindifferent"If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea."ComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyStaystransfixedthe entiretimeHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting it"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow."He buysmother!merch"That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."ComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieGruntswheneversomethingbad happensNitpicks afew of hisissues"I don'tget it"He doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isCrieswhilewatchingAsks fortime toprocess histhoughtsHatesitSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits rollAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to peeLooksaroundconfused"That wasfreakingwhack"

Randall Watches Mother - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He creates a long, extensive Facebook post about it the night after watching it
  2. Keeps a confused face for extended periods of time
  3. Is indifferent
  4. "If Darren Aaronofsky just knew Jesus...oh man you have no idea."
  5. Complains about Darren Aaronofsky
  6. Stays transfixed the entire time
  7. He gets mad at us for even suggesting it
  8. "Oh. Oh no. Oh. Oh woooooow."
  9. He buys mother! merch
  10. "That was LITERALLY the Gospel. No, that was ACTUALLY the Gospel. You don't get it you need to read your freaking Bible."
  11. Complains about Jennifer Lawrence
  12. Adores it and it becomes his new favorite movie
  13. Grunts whenever something bad happens
  14. Nitpicks a few of his issues
  15. "I don't get it"
  16. He doesn't stop talking about it, and gets upset when people don't understand or aren't on the same level of passion as he is
  17. Cries while watching
  18. Asks for time to process his thoughts
  19. Hates it
  20. Spends weeks researching details
  21. Stands up and applauds when the credits roll
  22. Asks to pause it halfway through because he has to pee
  23. Looks around confused
  24. "That was freaking whack"