ComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftime"That wasfreakingwhack"He doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isGruntswheneversomethingbad happensIsindifferentComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieCrieswhilewatchingAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to pee"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow.""I don'tget it"Asks fortime toprocess histhoughtsStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits rollHe buysmother!merchHe creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itStaystransfixedthe entiretimeHatesitSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsNitpicks afew of hisissuesLooksaroundconfused"If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea.""That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."ComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftime"That wasfreakingwhack"He doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isGruntswheneversomethingbad happensIsindifferentComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieCrieswhilewatchingAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to pee"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow.""I don'tget it"Asks fortime toprocess histhoughtsStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits rollHe buysmother!merchHe creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itStaystransfixedthe entiretimeHatesitSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsNitpicks afew of hisissuesLooksaroundconfused"If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea.""That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."

Randall Watches Mother - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Complains about Jennifer Lawrence
  2. He gets mad at us for even suggesting it
  3. Keeps a confused face for extended periods of time
  4. "That was freaking whack"
  5. He doesn't stop talking about it, and gets upset when people don't understand or aren't on the same level of passion as he is
  6. Grunts whenever something bad happens
  7. Is indifferent
  8. Complains about Darren Aaronofsky
  9. Adores it and it becomes his new favorite movie
  10. Cries while watching
  11. Asks to pause it halfway through because he has to pee
  12. "Oh. Oh no. Oh. Oh woooooow."
  13. "I don't get it"
  14. Asks for time to process his thoughts
  15. Stands up and applauds when the credits roll
  16. He buys mother! merch
  17. He creates a long, extensive Facebook post about it the night after watching it
  18. Stays transfixed the entire time
  19. Hates it
  20. Spends weeks researching details
  21. Nitpicks a few of his issues
  22. Looks around confused
  23. "If Darren Aaronofsky just knew Jesus...oh man you have no idea."
  24. "That was LITERALLY the Gospel. No, that was ACTUALLY the Gospel. You don't get it you need to read your freaking Bible."