"That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."ComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits rollHe creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itHatesitAsks fortime toprocess histhoughtsKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofsky"That wasfreakingwhack"Nitpicks afew of hisissuesHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he is"I don'tget it"Looksaroundconfused"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow."He buysmother!merchAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to peeAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieStaystransfixedthe entiretimeSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsIsindifferentGruntswheneversomethingbad happens"If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea."Crieswhilewatching"That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."ComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits rollHe creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itHatesitAsks fortime toprocess histhoughtsKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofsky"That wasfreakingwhack"Nitpicks afew of hisissuesHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he is"I don'tget it"Looksaroundconfused"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow."He buysmother!merchAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to peeAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieStaystransfixedthe entiretimeSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsIsindifferentGruntswheneversomethingbad happens"If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea."Crieswhilewatching

Randall Watches Mother - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "That was LITERALLY the Gospel. No, that was ACTUALLY the Gospel. You don't get it you need to read your freaking Bible."
  2. Complains about Jennifer Lawrence
  3. Stands up and applauds when the credits roll
  4. He creates a long, extensive Facebook post about it the night after watching it
  5. He gets mad at us for even suggesting it
  6. Hates it
  7. Asks for time to process his thoughts
  8. Keeps a confused face for extended periods of time
  9. Complains about Darren Aaronofsky
  10. "That was freaking whack"
  11. Nitpicks a few of his issues
  12. He doesn't stop talking about it, and gets upset when people don't understand or aren't on the same level of passion as he is
  13. "I don't get it"
  14. Looks around confused
  15. "Oh. Oh no. Oh. Oh woooooow."
  16. He buys mother! merch
  17. Asks to pause it halfway through because he has to pee
  18. Adores it and it becomes his new favorite movie
  19. Stays transfixed the entire time
  20. Spends weeks researching details
  21. Is indifferent
  22. Grunts whenever something bad happens
  23. "If Darren Aaronofsky just knew Jesus...oh man you have no idea."
  24. Cries while watching