Hatesit"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow."ComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyCrieswhilewatchingIsindifferent"That wasfreakingwhack"LooksaroundconfusedHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting it"I don'tget it""If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea."Keeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to peeHe creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching it"That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."ComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieStaystransfixedthe entiretimeHe buysmother!merchNitpicks afew of hisissuesAsks fortime toprocess histhoughtsStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits rollGruntswheneversomethingbad happensHatesit"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow."ComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyCrieswhilewatchingIsindifferent"That wasfreakingwhack"LooksaroundconfusedHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he isHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting it"I don'tget it""If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea."Keeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to peeHe creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching it"That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."ComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieStaystransfixedthe entiretimeHe buysmother!merchNitpicks afew of hisissuesAsks fortime toprocess histhoughtsStands upandapplaudswhen thecredits rollGruntswheneversomethingbad happens

Randall Watches Mother - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Hates it
  2. "Oh. Oh no. Oh. Oh woooooow."
  3. Complains about Darren Aaronofsky
  4. Cries while watching
  5. Is indifferent
  6. "That was freaking whack"
  7. Looks around confused
  8. He doesn't stop talking about it, and gets upset when people don't understand or aren't on the same level of passion as he is
  9. He gets mad at us for even suggesting it
  10. "I don't get it"
  11. "If Darren Aaronofsky just knew Jesus...oh man you have no idea."
  12. Keeps a confused face for extended periods of time
  13. Asks to pause it halfway through because he has to pee
  14. He creates a long, extensive Facebook post about it the night after watching it
  15. "That was LITERALLY the Gospel. No, that was ACTUALLY the Gospel. You don't get it you need to read your freaking Bible."
  16. Complains about Jennifer Lawrence
  17. Spends weeks researching details
  18. Adores it and it becomes his new favorite movie
  19. Stays transfixed the entire time
  20. He buys mother! merch
  21. Nitpicks a few of his issues
  22. Asks for time to process his thoughts
  23. Stands up and applauds when the credits roll
  24. Grunts whenever something bad happens