LooksaroundconfusedComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyStaystransfixedthe entiretimeCrieswhilewatchingGruntswheneversomethingbad happensSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsNitpicks afew of hisissuesAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to pee"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow."IsindifferentHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeHe buysmother!merchHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he is"If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea.""I don'tget it"He creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceHatesit"That wasfreakingwhack"Asks fortime toprocess histhoughts"That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."Stands upandapplaudswhen thecredits rollLooksaroundconfusedComplainsaboutDarrenAaronofskyStaystransfixedthe entiretimeCrieswhilewatchingGruntswheneversomethingbad happensSpendsweeksresearchingdetailsNitpicks afew of hisissuesAsks to pauseit halfwaythroughbecause hehas to pee"Oh.Oh no.Oh.Ohwoooooow."IsindifferentHe getsmad at usfor evensuggesting itKeeps aconfused facefor extendedperiods oftimeHe buysmother!merchHe doesn't stoptalking about it, andgets upset whenpeople don'tunderstand or aren'ton thesame level of passionas he is"If DarrenAaronofsky justknewJesus...oh manyou have noidea.""I don'tget it"He creates along, extensiveFacebook postabout it thenight afterwatching itAdores itand itbecomes hisnew favoritemovieComplainsaboutJenniferLawrenceHatesit"That wasfreakingwhack"Asks fortime toprocess histhoughts"That wasLITERALLY theGospel. No, that wasACTUALLY theGospel.You don't get it youneed to read yourfreaking Bible."Stands upandapplaudswhen thecredits roll

Randall Watches Mother - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Looks around confused
  2. Complains about Darren Aaronofsky
  3. Stays transfixed the entire time
  4. Cries while watching
  5. Grunts whenever something bad happens
  6. Spends weeks researching details
  7. Nitpicks a few of his issues
  8. Asks to pause it halfway through because he has to pee
  9. "Oh. Oh no. Oh. Oh woooooow."
  10. Is indifferent
  11. He gets mad at us for even suggesting it
  12. Keeps a confused face for extended periods of time
  13. He buys mother! merch
  14. He doesn't stop talking about it, and gets upset when people don't understand or aren't on the same level of passion as he is
  15. "If Darren Aaronofsky just knew Jesus...oh man you have no idea."
  16. "I don't get it"
  17. He creates a long, extensive Facebook post about it the night after watching it
  18. Adores it and it becomes his new favorite movie
  19. Complains about Jennifer Lawrence
  20. Hates it
  21. "That was freaking whack"
  22. Asks for time to process his thoughts
  23. "That was LITERALLY the Gospel. No, that was ACTUALLY the Gospel. You don't get it you need to read your freaking Bible."
  24. Stands up and applauds when the credits roll