Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap"Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you sayPatientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory.Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown roundPatientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"Theywere likethat whenI got them""I boughtthemonline""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""Iadjustedthemmyself"Getsstopped outin public forrepair"This isn'tthe frameI ordered""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap"Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you sayPatientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory.Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown roundPatientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"Theywere likethat whenI got them""I boughtthemonline""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""Iadjustedthemmyself"Getsstopped outin public forrepair"This isn'tthe frameI ordered""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  2. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  3. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  4. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  5. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  6. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  7. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  8. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  9. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  10. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.
  11. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  12. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  13. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  14. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  15. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  16. "They were like that when I got them"
  17. "I bought them online"
  18. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  19. "I adjusted them myself"
  20. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  21. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  22. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"
  23. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  24. "My neighbor said that you can..."