Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc.Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""I boughtthemonline""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."PatientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelensesPatient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"This isn'tthe frameI ordered"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"Iadjustedthemmyself""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""Theywere likethat whenI got them""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown roundGetsstopped outin public forrepairPatientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc.Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""I boughtthemonline""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."PatientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelensesPatient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"This isn'tthe frameI ordered"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"Iadjustedthemmyself""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""Theywere likethat whenI got them""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown roundGetsstopped outin public forrepair

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  2. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  3. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  4. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  5. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  6. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  7. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  8. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  9. "I bought them online"
  10. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"
  11. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  12. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  13. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.
  14. "My neighbor said that you can..."
  15. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  16. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  17. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  18. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  19. "I adjusted them myself"
  20. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  21. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  22. "They were like that when I got them"
  23. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  24. Gets stopped out in public for repair