PatientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelensesPatient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""Theywere likethat whenI got them"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."Myneighborsaid thatyou can...""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"I boughtthemonline"Getsstopped outin public forrepair"I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""Iadjustedthemmyself""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory.Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstancesPatient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth"PatientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelensesPatient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""Theywere likethat whenI got them"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."Myneighborsaid thatyou can...""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"I boughtthemonline"Getsstopped outin public forrepair"I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""Iadjustedthemmyself""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory.Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstancesPatient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth"

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  2. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  3. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  4. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  5. "They were like that when I got them"
  6. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  7. "My neighbor said that you can..."
  8. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  9. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  10. "I bought them online"
  11. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  12. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  13. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  14. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  15. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  16. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  17. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  18. "I adjusted them myself"
  19. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  20. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.
  21. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  22. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  23. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  24. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"