Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"Iadjustedthemmyself""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstancesPatient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."I boughtthemonline""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""I hate tobother youat lunchbut..."Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"Can Icome backand bringsomeone?"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory.Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RXGetsstopped outin public forrepair"I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"Theywere likethat whenI got them""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""Myneighborsaid thatyou can...""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth"Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"Iadjustedthemmyself""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstancesPatient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."I boughtthemonline""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""I hate tobother youat lunchbut..."Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"Can Icome backand bringsomeone?"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory.Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RXGetsstopped outin public forrepair"I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"Theywere likethat whenI got them""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""Myneighborsaid thatyou can...""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth"

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  2. "I adjusted them myself"
  3. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  4. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  5. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  6. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  7. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  8. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  9. "I bought them online"
  10. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  11. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  12. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  13. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  14. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.
  15. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  16. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  17. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  18. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  19. "They were like that when I got them"
  20. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  21. "My neighbor said that you can..."
  22. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  23. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  24. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"