"No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc.Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstancesPatientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."I boughtthemonline""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglassesPatientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"Theywere likethat whenI got them"Getsstopped outin public forrepairPatient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"This isn'tthe frameI ordered""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""Iadjustedthemmyself"Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc.Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstancesPatientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."I boughtthemonline""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglassesPatientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"Theywere likethat whenI got them"Getsstopped outin public forrepairPatient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"This isn'tthe frameI ordered""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""Iadjustedthemmyself"Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?"

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  2. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  3. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  4. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.
  5. "I bought them online"
  6. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  7. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  8. "My neighbor said that you can..."
  9. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  10. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  11. "They were like that when I got them"
  12. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  13. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  14. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  15. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  16. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  17. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  18. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"
  19. "I adjusted them myself"
  20. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  21. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  22. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  23. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  24. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"