"I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."Iadjustedthemmyself""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?"Getsstopped outin public forrepairPatientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory.Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"Myneighborsaid thatyou can...""I boughtthemonline""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RXPatient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown roundEyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""Theywere likethat whenI got them""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."Iadjustedthemmyself""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?"Getsstopped outin public forrepairPatientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory.Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"Myneighborsaid thatyou can...""I boughtthemonline""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RXPatient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown roundEyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""Theywere likethat whenI got them"

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  2. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  3. "I adjusted them myself"
  4. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  5. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  6. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.
  7. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  8. "My neighbor said that you can..."
  9. "I bought them online"
  10. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  11. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  12. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  13. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  14. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  15. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  16. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"
  17. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  18. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  19. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  20. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  21. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  22. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  23. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  24. "They were like that when I got them"