"I hate tobother youat lunchbut..."Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"Myneighborsaid thatyou can...""Theywere likethat whenI got them"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""I boughtthemonline""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Getsstopped outin public forrepair"How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""This isn'tthe frameI ordered"Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you sayPatientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"Iadjustedthemmyself""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"I hate tobother youat lunchbut..."Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"Myneighborsaid thatyou can...""Theywere likethat whenI got them"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""I boughtthemonline""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Getsstopped outin public forrepair"How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""This isn'tthe frameI ordered"Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you sayPatientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"Iadjustedthemmyself""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  2. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  3. "My neighbor said that you can..."
  4. "They were like that when I got them"
  5. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  6. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  7. "I bought them online"
  8. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  9. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  10. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  11. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  12. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  13. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.
  14. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  15. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  16. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"
  17. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  18. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  19. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  20. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  21. "I adjusted them myself"
  22. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  23. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  24. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round