Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""Myneighborsaid thatyou can...""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."This isn'tthe frameI ordered""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""I boughtthemonline"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RXPatient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""Theywere likethat whenI got them"Getsstopped outin public forrepair"I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown roundPatient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"Iadjustedthemmyself"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth"Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""Myneighborsaid thatyou can...""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."This isn'tthe frameI ordered""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""I boughtthemonline"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RXPatient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""Theywere likethat whenI got them"Getsstopped outin public forrepair"I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown roundPatient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"Iadjustedthemmyself"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth"

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  2. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  3. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  4. "My neighbor said that you can..."
  5. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  6. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  7. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  8. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  9. "I bought them online"
  10. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  11. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  12. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  13. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  14. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  15. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  16. "They were like that when I got them"
  17. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  18. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  19. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  20. "I adjusted them myself"
  21. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.
  22. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  23. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  24. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"