"Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?"Getsstopped outin public forrepair"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""I boughtthemonline"PatientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelensesPatientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""Iadjustedthemmyself""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc.Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""Theywere likethat whenI got them""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?"Getsstopped outin public forrepair"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""I boughtthemonline"PatientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelensesPatientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""Iadjustedthemmyself""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc.Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""Theywere likethat whenI got them""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory.

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  2. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  3. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  4. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  5. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  6. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  7. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"
  8. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  9. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  10. "I bought them online"
  11. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  12. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  13. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  14. "I adjusted them myself"
  15. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  16. "My neighbor said that you can..."
  17. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  18. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  19. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  20. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  21. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  22. "They were like that when I got them"
  23. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  24. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.