"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?"Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory.Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc.Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I boughtthemonline"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"Iadjustedthemmyself""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"Theywere likethat whenI got them"Getsstopped outin public forrepair"How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?"Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory.Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc.Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I boughtthemonline"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"Iadjustedthemmyself""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"Theywere likethat whenI got them"Getsstopped outin public forrepair"How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  2. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  3. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  4. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  5. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  6. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  7. "My neighbor said that you can..."
  8. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.
  9. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  10. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  11. "I bought them online"
  12. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  13. "I adjusted them myself"
  14. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  15. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  16. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  17. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  18. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  19. "They were like that when I got them"
  20. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  21. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"
  22. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  23. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  24. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses