"This isn'tthe frameI ordered""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""Theywere likethat whenI got them""Myneighborsaid thatyou can...""Iadjustedthemmyself"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglassesPatient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown roundGetsstopped outin public forrepairPatientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""I boughtthemonline"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth"Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""Theywere likethat whenI got them""Myneighborsaid thatyou can...""Iadjustedthemmyself"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglassesPatient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown roundGetsstopped outin public forrepairPatientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""I boughtthemonline"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth"Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap"

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  2. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  3. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  4. "They were like that when I got them"
  5. "My neighbor said that you can..."
  6. "I adjusted them myself"
  7. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  8. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  9. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  10. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  11. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  12. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  13. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  14. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  15. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.
  16. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  17. "I bought them online"
  18. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  19. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"
  20. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  21. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  22. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  23. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  24. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"