"How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth"Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Getsstopped outin public forrepair"Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstancesPatient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?"Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"I boughtthemonline"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."Theywere likethat whenI got them""Iadjustedthemmyself""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglassesPatientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth"Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Getsstopped outin public forrepair"Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstancesPatient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?"Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"I boughtthemonline"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."Theywere likethat whenI got them""Iadjustedthemmyself""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglassesPatientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"
  2. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  3. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  4. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  5. "My neighbor said that you can..."
  6. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  7. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  8. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  9. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  10. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  11. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  12. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  13. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  14. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  15. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  16. "I bought them online"
  17. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.
  18. "They were like that when I got them"
  19. "I adjusted them myself"
  20. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  21. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  22. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  23. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  24. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX