"Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Getsstopped outin public forrepairPatient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."This isn'tthe frameI ordered""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"Iadjustedthemmyself""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""I boughtthemonline"Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"PatientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelensesPatientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""Theywere likethat whenI got them""Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Getsstopped outin public forrepairPatient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."This isn'tthe frameI ordered""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"Iadjustedthemmyself""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""I boughtthemonline"Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"PatientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelensesPatientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""Theywere likethat whenI got them"

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
  1. "My neighbor said that you can..."
  2. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  3. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  4. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  5. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"
  6. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  7. "I adjusted them myself"
  8. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  9. "I bought them online"
  10. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  11. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  12. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  13. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  14. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  15. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  16. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  17. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  18. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  19. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  20. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  21. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  22. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.
  23. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  24. "They were like that when I got them"