"This isn'tthe frameI ordered""Theywere likethat whenI got them"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""I boughtthemonline"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."Iadjustedthemmyself""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""I hate tobother youat lunchbut..."Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?"Getsstopped outin public forrepairEyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"This isn'tthe frameI ordered""Theywere likethat whenI got them"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""I boughtthemonline"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."Iadjustedthemmyself""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""I hate tobother youat lunchbut..."Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?"Getsstopped outin public forrepairEyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  2. "They were like that when I got them"
  3. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  4. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  5. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  6. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  7. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  8. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  9. "My neighbor said that you can..."
  10. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.
  11. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  12. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  13. "I bought them online"
  14. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  15. "I adjusted them myself"
  16. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  17. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  18. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  19. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"
  20. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  21. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  22. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  23. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  24. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances