"Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstancesPatient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you sayPatientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"Iadjustedthemmyself""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""I boughtthemonline""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down"PatientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelensesGetsstopped outin public forrepair"I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""Theywere likethat whenI got them"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstancesPatient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you sayPatientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"Iadjustedthemmyself""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""I boughtthemonline""I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down"PatientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelensesGetsstopped outin public forrepair"I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""Theywere likethat whenI got them"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory.

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "My neighbor said that you can..."
  2. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  3. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  4. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  5. "I adjusted them myself"
  6. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  7. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  8. "I bought them online"
  9. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  10. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  11. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  12. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  13. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  14. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  15. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  16. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  17. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  18. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  19. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  20. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"
  21. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  22. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  23. "They were like that when I got them"
  24. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.