Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglassesPatientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RXPatient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""Theywere likethat whenI got them""Iadjustedthemmyself""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown roundPatient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""I boughtthemonline""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Getsstopped outin public forrepairPatientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory.Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglassesPatientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RXPatient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc."I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""Theywere likethat whenI got them""Iadjustedthemmyself""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown roundPatient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down""I boughtthemonline""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""This isn'tthe frameI ordered""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Getsstopped outin public forrepairPatientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap"Patientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory.Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""Myneighborsaid thatyou can..."

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  2. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  3. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  4. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  5. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"
  6. "They were like that when I got them"
  7. "I adjusted them myself"
  8. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  9. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say
  10. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  11. "I bought them online"
  12. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  13. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  14. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  15. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  16. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  17. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  18. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  19. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  20. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.
  21. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  22. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  23. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  24. "My neighbor said that you can..."