"I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""I boughtthemonline""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Getsstopped outin public forrepairPatientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""Theywere likethat whenI got them"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"Iadjustedthemmyself"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"This isn'tthe frameI ordered"Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"Myneighborsaid thatyou can...""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc.Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say"I only wantwhat myinsurancecovers""I boughtthemonline""I want myglasses flushwhen I laythem down"Eyeglassesbrought incovered withquestionablesubstances"I want thesame pairthat celebrityhas, butcheap""Whatkind ofdiscountdo I get?""I guess Ihave one earhigher thanthe other"Getsstopped outin public forrepairPatientsthinking theyare secretlytaking picturesof yourinventory."I hate tobother youat lunchbut...""Theywere likethat whenI got them"Patientcomes in 2days beforevacationwanting RX"Iadjustedthemmyself"Patient getsangry becauseyou pointed outtheir counterfeitsunglasses"This isn'tthe frameI ordered"Patientconfusesphotochromaticwithprogressivelenses"Myneighborsaid thatyou can...""Can Icome backand bringsomeone?""I like black,rectangularframes" 1 hourlater buysbrown round"How did theyscratch? Ionly usecleaner and acloth""Why don't youhave matchingtemples forthis pair from1998?""No, we can'tRX yourdollar storeglasses"Patient haseyeglassesscrew replacedwith wire,toothpick, pin,etc.Patient letschild pick outglasses nowhat you say

OPTICIAN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I only want what my insurance covers"
  2. "I bought them online"
  3. "I want my glasses flush when I lay them down"
  4. Eyeglasses brought in covered with questionable substances
  5. "I want the same pair that celebrity has, but cheap"
  6. "What kind of discount do I get?"
  7. "I guess I have one ear higher than the other"
  8. Gets stopped out in public for repair
  9. Patients thinking they are secretly taking pictures of your inventory.
  10. "I hate to bother you at lunch but..."
  11. "They were like that when I got them"
  12. Patient comes in 2 days before vacation wanting RX
  13. "I adjusted them myself"
  14. Patient gets angry because you pointed out their counterfeit sunglasses
  15. "This isn't the frame I ordered"
  16. Patient confuses photochromatic with progressive lenses
  17. "My neighbor said that you can..."
  18. "Can I come back and bring someone?"
  19. "I like black, rectangular frames" 1 hour later buys brown round
  20. "How did they scratch? I only use cleaner and a cloth"
  21. "Why don't you have matching temples for this pair from 1998?"
  22. "No, we can't RX your dollar store glasses"
  23. Patient has eyeglasses screw replaced with wire, toothpick, pin, etc.
  24. Patient lets child pick out glasses no what you say