forgot tothrowaway adiaperdirtybathroomused tvasbabysitterfoundmilk cupin the carsink fullofdishesdidn't reada bedtimestoryliedabout icecreamdidn'tthrow abirthdaypartydirtycarthrewaway theirartworksmokes/drinksusedphone atthe parksendingkids backto schoolforgotpicturedaysays badwords tothe kidsyellsfast foodtwice thisweeksendingkids tovirtualschoolincompletebaby bookbumpedbaby'shead onthe wallgaragefull ofstuffmore thanone babydaddycereal forbreakfaststill haven'tlost thebabyweightforgot tothrowaway adiaperdirtybathroomused tvasbabysitterfoundmilk cupin the carsink fullofdishesdidn't reada bedtimestoryliedabout icecreamdidn'tthrow abirthdaypartydirtycarthrewaway theirartworksmokes/drinksusedphone atthe parksendingkids backto schoolforgotpicturedaysays badwords tothe kidsyellsfast foodtwice thisweeksendingkids tovirtualschoolincompletebaby bookbumpedbaby'shead onthe wallgaragefull ofstuffmore thanone babydaddycereal forbreakfaststill haven'tlost thebabyweight

Shitty Mom Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. forgot to throw away a diaper
  2. dirty bathroom
  3. used tv as babysitter
  4. found milk cup in the car
  5. sink full of dishes
  6. didn't read a bedtime story
  7. lied about ice cream
  8. didn't throw a birthday party
  9. dirty car
  10. threw away their artwork
  11. smokes/drinks
  12. used phone at the park
  13. sending kids back to school
  14. forgot picture day
  15. says bad words to the kids
  16. yells
  17. fast food twice this week
  18. sending kids to virtual school
  19. incomplete baby book
  20. bumped baby's head on the wall
  21. garage full of stuff
  22. more than one baby daddy
  23. cereal for breakfast
  24. still haven't lost the baby weight