The bookstoreis now sellingmaroon andgold facemasks.Teacher asksstudent to dosomething inZoom thatthey're notallowed to doRecommendationsto use resourcesthat have alreadybeen shutdown/used upAn entirelesson is spentwatching yourprofessormisunderstandtechnologyTurns outnobody'ssanitizingroomsbetween uses!Peoplesuddenly getremindedjanitors arehuman peopleTheweirdestZoombackgroundMultipleuniversity officialswearing maskswrong/pullingthem down to talkIn persongatherings areshut down,unless they'resports."So I know whatthe syllabus saysbut the ruleshave changed sowe're just kindawinging it now."One of yourteam partners issick. You don'tknow when (orif) they'll getbetter."Right toexpression"somehowincludes notwearing masksSomebody'sCanvaspage has thewrong Zoomlink.How doI sharescreenYou'reresponsiblefor yourhealth &safetyAn entire zoomlesson in whichthe teacherdoesn't look atthe cameraQuarantinepoliciesaren'tactuallyenforcedThat onestudent whoreally, reallyneeds to turnon push to talkSCMC iswildlyoverloaded"I understandthat things havechanged but fornow I'm stickingwith what's inthe syllabus."Everythingswapsbetween onlineand in personconstantly.Zoommeetings witha 10 byte persecondconnectionYou wear yourmask into town.Everybody intown has nomask."No you're--you're nottalking--we cansee you talkingbut your mic isturned off--"The bookstoreis now sellingmaroon andgold facemasks.Teacher asksstudent to dosomething inZoom thatthey're notallowed to doRecommendationsto use resourcesthat have alreadybeen shutdown/used upAn entirelesson is spentwatching yourprofessormisunderstandtechnologyTurns outnobody'ssanitizingroomsbetween uses!Peoplesuddenly getremindedjanitors arehuman peopleTheweirdestZoombackgroundMultipleuniversity officialswearing maskswrong/pullingthem down to talkIn persongatherings areshut down,unless they'resports."So I know whatthe syllabus saysbut the ruleshave changed sowe're just kindawinging it now."One of yourteam partners issick. You don'tknow when (orif) they'll getbetter."Right toexpression"somehowincludes notwearing masksSomebody'sCanvaspage has thewrong Zoomlink.How doI sharescreenYou'reresponsiblefor yourhealth &safetyAn entire zoomlesson in whichthe teacherdoesn't look atthe cameraQuarantinepoliciesaren'tactuallyenforcedThat onestudent whoreally, reallyneeds to turnon push to talkSCMC iswildlyoverloaded"I understandthat things havechanged but fornow I'm stickingwith what's inthe syllabus."Everythingswapsbetween onlineand in personconstantly.Zoommeetings witha 10 byte persecondconnectionYou wear yourmask into town.Everybody intown has nomask."No you're--you're nottalking--we cansee you talkingbut your mic isturned off--"

~~Covid-19~~ Zoom Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The bookstore is now selling maroon and gold face masks.
  2. Teacher asks student to do something in Zoom that they're not allowed to do
  3. Recommendations to use resources that have already been shut down/used up
  4. An entire lesson is spent watching your professor misunderstand technology
  5. Turns out nobody's sanitizing rooms between uses!
  6. People suddenly get reminded janitors are human people
  7. The weirdest Zoom background
  8. Multiple university officials wearing masks wrong/pulling them down to talk
  9. In person gatherings are shut down, unless they're sports.
  10. "So I know what the syllabus says but the rules have changed so we're just kinda winging it now."
  11. One of your team partners is sick. You don't know when (or if) they'll get better.
  12. "Right to expression" somehow includes not wearing masks
  13. Somebody's Canvas page has the wrong Zoom link.
  14. How do I share screen
  15. You're responsible for your health & safety
  16. An entire zoom lesson in which the teacher doesn't look at the camera
  17. Quarantine policies aren't actually enforced
  18. That one student who really, really needs to turn on push to talk
  19. SCMC is wildly overloaded
  20. "I understand that things have changed but for now I'm sticking with what's in the syllabus."
  21. Everything swaps between online and in person constantly.
  22. Zoom meetings with a 10 byte per second connection
  23. You wear your mask into town. Everybody in town has no mask.
  24. "No you're--you're not talking--we can see you talking but your mic is turned off--"