BRMInaccurateProvisionInfoCrossingCreek"We wereone of thefirst to getfiber"Customercallingwrong ISPCustomercallingfromFloridaBRM cutoverwithouttellinganyoneSpeedcomplaintwhen it'sactually settoo highHave to getcustomer toread MAC tofind ONT"I SeenYa'll'sTrucks GoBy""Someonetold us theservice wouldbe workingby 5""WhileI've gotyou onthe line""Is theinternetslow/downtoday?"FantasizeAboutSuicide(FREESPACE)Can'tPronounceLinksys5+ TimesRepeatinga URL"There'sNothingWrong withmy Router"Cannotidentify apowercordEnotaApartmentsCustomerstill hasBRM STBconnectedBen tellsyou to callsomeoneelseEMC tellscustomerto buy amodemNeed NOCwhile they'reall in ameetingCalling TechSupport forPowerOutageCustomerhas no/fullVM BoxLying tocover foran EMCfuckupBRMInaccurateProvisionInfoCrossingCreek"We wereone of thefirst to getfiber"Customercallingwrong ISPCustomercallingfromFloridaBRM cutoverwithouttellinganyoneSpeedcomplaintwhen it'sactually settoo highHave to getcustomer toread MAC tofind ONT"I SeenYa'll'sTrucks GoBy""Someonetold us theservice wouldbe workingby 5""WhileI've gotyou onthe line""Is theinternetslow/downtoday?"FantasizeAboutSuicide(FREESPACE)Can'tPronounceLinksys5+ TimesRepeatinga URL"There'sNothingWrong withmy Router"Cannotidentify apowercordEnotaApartmentsCustomerstill hasBRM STBconnectedBen tellsyou to callsomeoneelseEMC tellscustomerto buy amodemNeed NOCwhile they'reall in ameetingCalling TechSupport forPowerOutageCustomerhas no/fullVM BoxLying tocover foran EMCfuckup

Tech Support Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. BRM Inaccurate Provision Info
  2. Crossing Creek
  3. "We were one of the first to get fiber"
  4. Customer calling wrong ISP
  5. Customer calling from Florida
  6. BRM cutover without telling anyone
  7. Speed complaint when it's actually set too high
  8. Have to get customer to read MAC to find ONT
  9. "I Seen Ya'll's Trucks Go By"
  10. "Someone told us the service would be working by 5"
  11. "While I've got you on the line"
  12. "Is the internet slow/down today?"
  13. Fantasize About Suicide (FREE SPACE)
  14. Can't Pronounce Linksys
  15. 5+ Times Repeating a URL
  16. "There's Nothing Wrong with my Router"
  17. Cannot identify a power cord
  18. Enota Apartments
  19. Customer still has BRM STB connected
  20. Ben tells you to call someone else
  21. EMC tells customer to buy a modem
  22. Need NOC while they're all in a meeting
  23. Calling Tech Support for Power Outage
  24. Customer has no/full VM Box
  25. Lying to cover for an EMC fuckup