Communicates thewrong information(or just generallycommunicatespoorly and wastestime)Updates anOrion taskmore thanthree timesin one dayGivessomegeneralsassAnswers aquestionwithoutanswering itMarkssomething as InProgress whenit definitely wasnotDELIVERABLE"Bringto light"Refuses tolet us talk tosomeoneelseSays she hascommunicatedsomething toan integratedteam and hasn't"As itrelatesto..."It's Friday andyou've hadenough of hernonsense thisweek"It wasstatedseveraltimes..."Reschedules/cancelsa meeting withoutreasonCalls outsomeone elsefor being offtrack when she'seven farther offtrackIf confidentaboutsomethingand oh-sowrongSomeone else'stasks are overduebecause she'sactuallyresponsible forthemTells us thatsomeone has"other/competingpriorities"Accusesus ofmicro-/overmanagingIt's Mondayand you justcan't with hertodayIs oddlypleasant on acall andmakes youuncomfortableJust beinggenerallyunreasonableand/or hostileDerails aconversationbecause shejust doesn't*get* itGives usa non-updateMakes you wantto just lie downon the groundand let theelements takeyouCommunicates thewrong information(or just generallycommunicatespoorly and wastestime)Updates anOrion taskmore thanthree timesin one dayGivessomegeneralsassAnswers aquestionwithoutanswering itMarkssomething as InProgress whenit definitely wasnotDELIVERABLE"Bringto light"Refuses tolet us talk tosomeoneelseSays she hascommunicatedsomething toan integratedteam and hasn't"As itrelatesto..."It's Friday andyou've hadenough of hernonsense thisweek"It wasstatedseveraltimes..."Reschedules/cancelsa meeting withoutreasonCalls outsomeone elsefor being offtrack when she'seven farther offtrackIf confidentaboutsomethingand oh-sowrongSomeone else'stasks are overduebecause she'sactuallyresponsible forthemTells us thatsomeone has"other/competingpriorities"Accusesus ofmicro-/overmanagingIt's Mondayand you justcan't with hertodayIs oddlypleasant on acall andmakes youuncomfortableJust beinggenerallyunreasonableand/or hostileDerails aconversationbecause shejust doesn't*get* itGives usa non-updateMakes you wantto just lie downon the groundand let theelements takeyou

This Week in Unnecessary Nonsense - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Communicates the wrong information (or just generally communicates poorly and wastes time)
  2. Updates an Orion task more than three times in one day
  3. Gives some general sass
  4. Answers a question without answering it
  5. Marks something as In Progress when it definitely was not
  6. DELIVERABLE
  7. "Bring to light"
  8. Refuses to let us talk to someone else
  9. Says she has communicated something to an integrated team and hasn't
  10. "As it relates to..."
  11. It's Friday and you've had enough of her nonsense this week
  12. "It was stated several times..."
  13. Reschedules/cancels a meeting without reason
  14. Calls out someone else for being off track when she's even farther off track
  15. If confident about something and oh-so wrong
  16. Someone else's tasks are overdue because she's actually responsible for them
  17. Tells us that someone has "other/competing priorities"
  18. Accuses us of micro-/over managing
  19. It's Monday and you just can't with her today
  20. Is oddly pleasant on a call and makes you uncomfortable
  21. Just being generally unreasonable and/or hostile
  22. Derails a conversation because she just doesn't *get* it
  23. Gives us a non-update
  24. Makes you want to just lie down on the ground and let the elements take you