Markssomething as InProgress whenit definitely wasnotMakes you wantto just lie downon the groundand let theelements takeyouAnswers aquestionwithoutanswering itIt's Mondayand you justcan't with hertodayReschedules/cancelsa meeting withoutreasonJust beinggenerallyunreasonableand/or hostileSomeone else'stasks are overduebecause she'sactuallyresponsible forthemCommunicates thewrong information(or just generallycommunicatespoorly and wastestime)Givessomegeneralsass"As itrelatesto..."Calls outsomeone elsefor being offtrack when she'seven farther offtrackDELIVERABLEDerails aconversationbecause shejust doesn't*get* itIs oddlypleasant on acall andmakes youuncomfortableGives usa non-updateIf confidentaboutsomethingand oh-sowrongAccusesus ofmicro-/overmanagingTells us thatsomeone has"other/competingpriorities""It wasstatedseveraltimes..."It's Friday andyou've hadenough of hernonsense thisweekSays she hascommunicatedsomething toan integratedteam and hasn'tUpdates anOrion taskmore thanthree timesin one dayRefuses tolet us talk tosomeoneelse"Bringto light"Markssomething as InProgress whenit definitely wasnotMakes you wantto just lie downon the groundand let theelements takeyouAnswers aquestionwithoutanswering itIt's Mondayand you justcan't with hertodayReschedules/cancelsa meeting withoutreasonJust beinggenerallyunreasonableand/or hostileSomeone else'stasks are overduebecause she'sactuallyresponsible forthemCommunicates thewrong information(or just generallycommunicatespoorly and wastestime)Givessomegeneralsass"As itrelatesto..."Calls outsomeone elsefor being offtrack when she'seven farther offtrackDELIVERABLEDerails aconversationbecause shejust doesn't*get* itIs oddlypleasant on acall andmakes youuncomfortableGives usa non-updateIf confidentaboutsomethingand oh-sowrongAccusesus ofmicro-/overmanagingTells us thatsomeone has"other/competingpriorities""It wasstatedseveraltimes..."It's Friday andyou've hadenough of hernonsense thisweekSays she hascommunicatedsomething toan integratedteam and hasn'tUpdates anOrion taskmore thanthree timesin one dayRefuses tolet us talk tosomeoneelse"Bringto light"

This Week in Unnecessary Nonsense - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Marks something as In Progress when it definitely was not
  2. Makes you want to just lie down on the ground and let the elements take you
  3. Answers a question without answering it
  4. It's Monday and you just can't with her today
  5. Reschedules/cancels a meeting without reason
  6. Just being generally unreasonable and/or hostile
  7. Someone else's tasks are overdue because she's actually responsible for them
  8. Communicates the wrong information (or just generally communicates poorly and wastes time)
  9. Gives some general sass
  10. "As it relates to..."
  11. Calls out someone else for being off track when she's even farther off track
  12. DELIVERABLE
  13. Derails a conversation because she just doesn't *get* it
  14. Is oddly pleasant on a call and makes you uncomfortable
  15. Gives us a non-update
  16. If confident about something and oh-so wrong
  17. Accuses us of micro-/over managing
  18. Tells us that someone has "other/competing priorities"
  19. "It was stated several times..."
  20. It's Friday and you've had enough of her nonsense this week
  21. Says she has communicated something to an integrated team and hasn't
  22. Updates an Orion task more than three times in one day
  23. Refuses to let us talk to someone else
  24. "Bring to light"