Thousandyard stare(when he'shappy)Wants to make[INSERT SCI-FIFRANCHISEHERE] "real"DatingavantgardeartistNorthFaceAdderallModularbike(neveruses it)Drunkpoliticalposts ontwitterGrey/NavybluehoodiesHad one ormore onenight standswith a transgirlDroppedout of IvyLeagueschoolConsumesnictotine fornootropiceffectsFollowsFadDietLostchildhoodSecretlyholdswomen incontemptIncestfetishesBrings up thesamephilosophicalconundrumsover and overBizarremeans ofconsumingcaffeineRed wingboots/Fjallravenbackpack/CarharttBeanieWas a"""skater"""Makes everythinginto agaming/anime/GoTmetaphor(followedby 3 yearoldmemes)Talk style isaggressivestaccato/nervousdrawlSnarkyresponses toquestions ofthird-worldlabor conditionsPuffavestsThousandyard stare(when he'shappy)Wants to make[INSERT SCI-FIFRANCHISEHERE] "real"DatingavantgardeartistNorthFaceAdderallModularbike(neveruses it)Drunkpoliticalposts ontwitterGrey/NavybluehoodiesHad one ormore onenight standswith a transgirlDroppedout of IvyLeagueschoolConsumesnictotine fornootropiceffectsFollowsFadDietLostchildhoodSecretlyholdswomen incontemptIncestfetishesBrings up thesamephilosophicalconundrumsover and overBizarremeans ofconsumingcaffeineRed wingboots/Fjallravenbackpack/CarharttBeanieWas a"""skater"""Makes everythinginto agaming/anime/GoTmetaphor(followedby 3 yearoldmemes)Talk style isaggressivestaccato/nervousdrawlSnarkyresponses toquestions ofthird-worldlabor conditionsPuffavests

Insane Silicon Valley Bro - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thousand yard stare (when he's happy)
  2. Wants to make [INSERT SCI-FI FRANCHISE HERE] "real"
  3. Dating avant garde artist
  4. North Face
  5. Adderall
  6. Modular bike (never uses it)
  7. Drunk political posts on twitter
  8. Grey/Navy blue hoodies
  9. Had one or more one night stands with a trans girl
  10. Dropped out of Ivy League school
  11. Consumes nictotine for nootropic effects
  12. Follows Fad Diet
  13. Lost childhood
  14. Secretly holds women in contempt
  15. Incest fetishes
  16. Brings up the same philosophical conundrums over and over
  17. Bizarre means of consuming caffeine
  18. Red wing boots/Fjallraven backpack/Carhartt Beanie
  19. Was a """skater"""
  20. Makes everything into a gaming/anime/GoT metaphor
  21. (followed by 3 year old memes)
  22. Talk style is aggressive staccato/nervous drawl
  23. Snarky responses to questions of third-world labor conditions
  24. Puffa vests