Consumesnictotine fornootropiceffectsSecretlyholdswomen incontemptBrings up thesamephilosophicalconundrumsover and overRed wingboots/Fjallravenbackpack/CarharttBeanieThousandyard stare(when he'shappy)Had one ormore onenight standswith a transgirlGrey/NavybluehoodiesNorthFaceFollowsFadDietTalk style isaggressivestaccato/nervousdrawlDatingavantgardeartistSnarkyresponses toquestions ofthird-worldlabor conditions(followedby 3 yearoldmemes)Wants to make[INSERT SCI-FIFRANCHISEHERE] "real"IncestfetishesWas a"""skater"""AdderallDroppedout of IvyLeagueschoolBizarremeans ofconsumingcaffeinePuffavestsModularbike(neveruses it)Drunkpoliticalposts ontwitterLostchildhoodMakes everythinginto agaming/anime/GoTmetaphorConsumesnictotine fornootropiceffectsSecretlyholdswomen incontemptBrings up thesamephilosophicalconundrumsover and overRed wingboots/Fjallravenbackpack/CarharttBeanieThousandyard stare(when he'shappy)Had one ormore onenight standswith a transgirlGrey/NavybluehoodiesNorthFaceFollowsFadDietTalk style isaggressivestaccato/nervousdrawlDatingavantgardeartistSnarkyresponses toquestions ofthird-worldlabor conditions(followedby 3 yearoldmemes)Wants to make[INSERT SCI-FIFRANCHISEHERE] "real"IncestfetishesWas a"""skater"""AdderallDroppedout of IvyLeagueschoolBizarremeans ofconsumingcaffeinePuffavestsModularbike(neveruses it)Drunkpoliticalposts ontwitterLostchildhoodMakes everythinginto agaming/anime/GoTmetaphor

Insane Silicon Valley Bro - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Consumes nictotine for nootropic effects
  2. Secretly holds women in contempt
  3. Brings up the same philosophical conundrums over and over
  4. Red wing boots/Fjallraven backpack/Carhartt Beanie
  5. Thousand yard stare (when he's happy)
  6. Had one or more one night stands with a trans girl
  7. Grey/Navy blue hoodies
  8. North Face
  9. Follows Fad Diet
  10. Talk style is aggressive staccato/nervous drawl
  11. Dating avant garde artist
  12. Snarky responses to questions of third-world labor conditions
  13. (followed by 3 year old memes)
  14. Wants to make [INSERT SCI-FI FRANCHISE HERE] "real"
  15. Incest fetishes
  16. Was a """skater"""
  17. Adderall
  18. Dropped out of Ivy League school
  19. Bizarre means of consuming caffeine
  20. Puffa vests
  21. Modular bike (never uses it)
  22. Drunk political posts on twitter
  23. Lost childhood
  24. Makes everything into a gaming/anime/GoT metaphor